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it should remain 180. but as for private schools..they should repent from using blood test as cut-off mark..i rest my case.

chowlade:
Yes nw. nothing is there. I studied Mathematics nw

mathematics is not Economics...n it will neva b Economics...com n run 1 analysis n c 4 ursef...our maths is applied maths n nt pure maths...k¿

money

where d F@CK is dat criminal called suswam...former Benue State govnor..

dey my own jeje this morning oh!! Mtn come
send me message say you have just won 7
FREE days of amazing fact SMS…. Since it was
free now, I said no problem… So I sat down,
hoping to receive some mind blowing facts…
But I was so shocked when I started receiving
the facts… (The first one came in..) *Do you
know that Nigeria is a country in Africa?
(Followed by the second one) *Do you know
that we get meat from animals? (I open my
mouth in shock… Then the third one) *Do you
know that fishes cant fly? Then i looked at my
phone, I smiled and said, Ehen!!! So una think
say Na only una sabi fact abi… So I started
sending them my own too…. * Do you know
that you can’t sit down and stand at the same
time? * Do you know that the place you go to
buy food stuffs is called a market? *Do you
know that if you stay under a swimming pool
for more than 10sec you will get wet? * Do
you know that in 1993 two kids went to a river
and saw a lot of water? * Do you know that
when you look at the mirror, the person you
see in the mirror is still you? *Do you know
that cows don’t give us milk, we take it from
them by force? *Do you know that Abacha was
alive before he died? *Do you know that
orphans don’t have father and mother? *Do
you know that scientists have proven that
Dwarfs are short people? Abeg help me add
your own…lolz#

they drove all ds cars to kumasi one day

n weneva der say women hv fishbrain...u il bgin to wonda.......

cameraman for church no d fall..so u gt partner...n besyd i d ursyd, i neva eva fall for chuch......

#Thinking......Instead of giving these Law
makers 8.4billion naira for wardrobe
allowance, why not sew uniforms for them like
corpers? After all they are serving Nigeria too...
#what do you guys think?
HAPPY SUNDAY

Top 20 reasons why 2Pac is alive
1. 2Pac now calls himself Makaveli...
Machiavelli was an Italian war strategist who
advocated faking one's death to fool their
enemies... 2Pac was a fan of his and had read
his books several times. Perhaps 2Pac is
taking his advice... (But that is not all
Machiavelli did... Nicolo Machiavelli was a
political, military theorist, historian,
playwright, diplomat, and military planner. He
is well known today. Some of his works are
"The Prince" (1513), and The Art of War
(1521). NOTE: Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony's new
double album which features 2Pac rather
Makaveli is called just that. "The Art Of War".
Coincedence Or Not)
2. 2Pac was cremated the day after he died...
Since when does some one get cremated the
day after a murder? There was no autopsy.
Plus, no one can ask to dig up his grave like
they wanted to do with Elvis and like they did
with Abraham Lincoln. (In the new book
entitled "Death Of Tupac Shakur" there is a
picture of 2Pac receiving an autopsy. This
may prove this reason to be false, or it's a
fake (edited) picture. To my knowledge, 2Pac
did not reveive an autopsy though. I don't
know about this picture...)
3. 2Pac has completed 2 movies, 3 LP's, and
keeps on appearing on new artist's albums...
(Many of the unheard songs 2Pac has
completed are unreleased and not on any
albums) Why would he do so much at one
time With so many people upset about
2Pac's death, literally anything connected with
him is bound to net a whole lot of cash...
(Yet, 2Pac had big plans for 'Makaveli
Records'. This may be why he's completed so
many songs. Makaveli Records is the the new
record company 2Pac planned on doing with
"Tha Outlaw Immortalz". He was leaving Death
Row Records. Suge Knight could have killed
2Pac so they could get all the money. 2Pac's
mother is currently suing Death Row Records
for this money.)
4. In a 1994 interview with Tupac, he said
before he went to prison that if he was ever
sent to prison when he came out he would be
worse than before. He was. He also said when
he came out it would be like he was reborn.
Was he speaking literally? He already died and
he was worse when he came out of jail, plus
Tupac switched his rapping name from 2Pac
to Makaveli, that could be considered a
rebirth, all that's left is a physical rebirth (A
sighting) and so far he's already completed
more than half of this prophecy.
5. The cover of 2Pac's latest album, Makaveli
has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ... Could he
be planning a resurrection? (I am almost sure
Death Row Records did this themselves for the
publicity. It just adds to the whole 2Pac alive
stuff which has been getting the album more
sales.)
6. Las Vegas is a payoff city, meaning all
sorts of folks have been known to be on the
take. That means doctors, press, lawyers, etc.
(This works both ways... The payoff city Las
Vegas could be a factor in either 2Pac faking
his death OR Suge Knight killing him.)
7. The producer on the new Makaveli album is
simply "SIMON." This was the apostle who
helped Jesus carry the cross and one of the
first to witness his resurrection. Could Suge be
SIMON?
8. There are many numerological
coincidences. Tupac was gunned down exactly
seven months after All Eyez On Me was
released. The number seven keeps coming up
too. He was shot on September 7th and
survived on 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th,
and died the 13th. This could explain the title
of his new album.... "The Don Killuminati: The
7 day theory." 2pac was 25. His age adds up
to 7 (2 + 5). Even his time of death, 4:03,
adds up to 7 (4 + 0 + 3). Also, on track five
on the Makaveli album the voice at the
begining says "And if the Lord returns in the
coming seven days, then we'll see ya next
time." He even talks about the number 7 on
his album! There are more 'coincidences' too..
The newest is on his brand new double album
entitled "R U Still Down?". This album was
released on November 25th. 2 + 5 = 7. The 7
day theory continues! What's with this?
9. Inside the cover of 2Pac's newest album, it
reads "Exit: 2pac, Enter: Makaveli" as if 2pac
has died and Makaveli born. There is also that
statement by 2Pac saying when he came out
it would be like he was reborn. (Refer to #4)
10. 2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold
his death .... 2Pac dies in that video. Then a
new video came out under the name
"Makaveli". Its just like 2Pac died in "I Ain't
Mad At Cha", and Makaveli was born in "Toss
It Up". Exit 2Pac Enter: Makaveli. It all makes
sense!
11. In the video "Toss It Up", 2Pac is
supposedly wearing some Penny Hardaway
sneakers which were not available at the time
of his death!!!! Also, some say in the video
"Live & Die In LA" when 2Pac jumps in the car
you see that he is wearing some Michael
Jordan sneakers which were not available at
the time of his death! (If 2pac is dead, then
his double is doing his new videos... So, that
explains tha shoes!)
12. In Tupac's song "Life of an Outlaw" on the
album The 7 Day Theory, he says "All for the
street fame on how to be managed, 6 months
in advance to what we plotted, approved to go
on swole and now I got it"-Life Of An Outlaw.
This implies that Tupac planned his "death" in
advance and now he is enjoying the success
of his plan.
13. 2Pac always wore a bulletproof vest but
for some strange reason he didn't wear one
this time.. why not? (I've heard Suge Knight
was caught on surveilance cameras at the
fight telling 2Pac to take off the vest 'cause it
was hot in there. If this is true, why would
Suge Knight not want 2Pac wearing his
vest)
14. The memorial services that were open to
the public were canceled in both Los Angeles
and Atlanta... (This could be in the request of
family or friends. It's quite possible.)
15. 2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge
didn't get hit once.. He was 'grazed' by a
bullet.. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times
and Suge not get hit?
16. The white Cadillac containing the
assailants was never found... How could this
be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?
17. Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert.
How come there was no helicopter chase? If
some one were to rob a casino, the LVPD
would've chased you down with some
helicopters.. . How come this didn't happen
with 2Pac shooting?
18. A shooting involving Snoop Doggy Dogg
occurred close to the release of his album
Doggystyle which made Snoop appear more
"real" and showed that he really was a
gangsta. The shooting gave him respect
because everyone that bought his album
believed what he was talking about. Within
one week of its release, Doggystyle went
platinum. Snoop is signed to the same label
as Tupac which is Death Row Records.
19. Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital
and they had a coherent conversation? How
bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this ..
there are conflicting stories claiming that
Quincy Jone's daughter was in the back of the
car.. and then she wasn't.. what's the deal for
real?
20. Have you seen the video of the song
"Smile" by Scarface, and Makaveli?? I have
heard it is not 2Pac in that video. It is the
look-alike from Ohio. (That's why '2Pac' never
looks at the camera) The video starts out
showing a car just like the one 2Pac got shot
in, and the car of course has bullet holes in it!
You then hear garbled words which I am
currently decoding. Then, they show 2Pac
(Makaveli) up posing as Jesus Christ again!
That's Twice! Once on the album & now in this
video!?

what do you think?

99% of gals dat agrees to "com to my huz" already agree to do d main tin...so "com to mi huz" simply means cm lets hav sex..if she agrees, fyn, if nt.....

photoshop

patrick89:
what kind of country are we operating? Why should these states get any bail out? If they are not going to sustain the state. They should shut the state down.. Let them collapse to another state.. This kind of thing is really annoying. PMB should not try that shit! It is a no no for me!!

may ^God purnish u 4 sayin ds...no b ur papa dem d owe six month salary dtz y u d talk..nonsense..

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Just follow these steps:
1. Use your preferred network e.g
MTN: *326*Amount#, Airtel:
*458*Amount#, Etisalat: *299*Amount#
1. Do this if you have up 0.01 in your
account
2. Finish using the airtime you borrowed.
3. Change your date to 1/1/2010
4. Remove your battery and simcard
from your phone.
5. Go to a filling station, buy 1litre of
kerosene/Petrol then go back home.
6. Now take your sim card, rub it with
the kerosine/petrol you bought and then
burn
it.
After this steps, you will never pay back
that airtime u borrowed...
Please Don’t thank me, what are friends
for?
I've done mine, hope it works for you?

i rep Benue State Uni, Mkd..aka BSU!

youngwarlocks:
IF THAT WOMAN NA 25 YEARS OLD, THEN I GO MARRY 11 YEAR OLD GIRL.....#WHADAPHUCK

afta all is nw legal to av sex @11....

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DEM NO GT ANY MANDELA?

...now ds is wat am talkin abt!

was it 4am u tied him up, snaped him b4 d police came n rescued him...cuz i cn c dt d day is bright, bright n fair....

chelsea won 1 nil

c as oga jona d force d laff...

Airforce1:
mind what you say

Freedom of speech I can guarantee you

But freedom after speech, I can't guarantee you

u cn add #in Idi Amin's voice#

A woman was having sex with
her
lover in her apartment, 20 storeys
high.
Suddenly she heard her
husband arrive. She told her
lover, "Stay like statue and don't
move!
Husband: Who is this?
Wife: This is a robot I bought to
have
sex with when you are travelling.
Husband: Ok let's have sex now!
Wife: No sweetheart , yesterday I
got my period. So I will go & make
a cup of coffee for you.
After she left the
husband said, "Damn it I'm so
Hot,
I will Bleep this robot!"
He tried
fucking.
The lover started talking in a
metallic robotic way:
"SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE".
Husband: Damn! Robot is not
working
properly. I'm throwing it out of
the window.
The lover realised
that he
was on the 20th floor
so he said, "SOFTWARE
UPDATED. . .
PLEASE TRY AGAIN!"

d post is too long abeg...bt corruption cn only b reduced...pray he reduce it to d bearest minimum level...

seriosli..

Martini101:
. O boy, no be you talk first. Read{ Isaiah 4:1}

WOW, DZ SERIOS..D BIBLE HV SAID IT ALL...

KAI, GIRLS!!!
MARK MY WORD NAIRALANDERS, 10YRS FRM NW DER'L B SEARCH 4 HUSBAND, N PPLE'S PARENT WILL BEGIN 2 PUT DIER DAUGHTER'S PIX ON OLX...4 SALE TINX.LOL

MrCork:
...u no I no u people don't hav electricity... I lie?

WAT IS "U NO I NO", OR DO U MEAN "U KNW I KNW"?

MrCork:
...hangon...but do u people hav electricity their in that Nigeria sef?....for the record, ama Londoner! (no ofeinse)

MR LONDONER MK UR SPELLINGS CORRECT SMALL NAH...!