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TV/Movies / Re: Please Who Can Remember the name of This old Yoruba Series? by djl(m): 4:48pm On Nov 25, 2021
See as I dey laugh for here. Thompson and Mr. Deinde movies are part of what defines my childhood.
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by djl(m): 9:11am On Jun 09, 2020
Happy989:
I started dating my boyfriend months ago and even before we started dating we've been good friends. He is intelligent, funny, has a great personality and takes good care of me. When he asked me to be his girlfriend I was so happy, because he is such a great guy. My boyfriend is in his final year in the same university that I attend. I'm still in my second year.

There is this guy in my department who is very good looking and also intelligent. He isn't jovial and extroverted like my boyfriend, but he is cool in a very confident and attractive kind of way. We started talking recently and he told me he finds me attractive. I told him that I have a boyfriend and he didn't seem fazed and never talked about the subject of my relationship. He still complimented my body and looks from time to time even though I didn't respond to his compliments in a way that indicated that I was in support of his actions.

During this covid-19 break we began talking more often over the phone and through texts and I always found our conversations interesting. A lot of times we'd talk till midnight. He is very witty and creative with words and I always smile whenever I see his texts or receive his calls.

Few weeks ago we talked about sexual fetishes and I realized we both had similar fetishes. This made him even more interesting because I found myself able to talk about stuff I hadn't talked about with anyone before, not even my boyfriend. This guy is not like anyone I've ever met before. His views on life are very unique and original and his personality is so complex and his sexuality is very intriguing.

The problem now is that I am beginning to develop strong feelings for this guy. When he calls me on the phone I don't wish the call to end. I find myself talking to him for minutes not minding the time. He is beginning to occupy my thoughts a lot and I don't know what to do. I still love my boyfriend but there is something about this guy that just seems to draw me to him.

I don't want to do anything that will break my boyfriend's heart.

Wetin Covid-19 no go see for lockown. That sexual fetishes wey dey totori u go soon clear after one or two practical experiences with d new guy.
I see tears loading already.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by djl(m): 10:39am On May 22, 2020
Graphene:
PCV valve needed 2008 Camry, chopping expensive Mobil 1 oil mentality has set in grin

I bought a new Camry pcv valve from a vendor. You can call him. 08064071547
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by djl(m): 7:09pm On Feb 26, 2020
Hey guys, I bought this Toyota Altis 2005 which was imported last year. The problem is that it has no VIN on it but a certain 10 digits under d bonnet. Can a vin be 10 digits?
Sports / Re: 6 African Players That Had The Most Impact On World Football - by Naptu2 by djl(m): 7:59am On Jan 01, 2019
One of the well researched and best article I've read on Nairaland in a long while. Thanks Naptu2
Celebrities / Re: Chimamanda Thinks Like A Backward Clock - Dencia by djl(m): 6:59am On Apr 24, 2018
CSTR1003:
smh.

Dencia must have hurt herself trying to think. smiley


The places chimamanda have entered and dominated , dencia would be chased away with police dogs.


Attention seeking bleacher that does not know her level.


Adonbilivit!!!! So u mean Dencia no know her level but Chimamanda know her level talking trash about Hilary's bio?

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Celebrities / Re: Its Not Juju! Zone 2 Police PRO, Dolapo Explains How Davido's Bae Won his heart by djl(m): 5:56am On Apr 16, 2018
themosthigh:
We shouldn’t bring up our women like this. Is it that women are living their lives to serve men?
Who says a women should be the one to cook and clean? Men can do so too. Women now work and sometimes even make more money than men so should not be relegated to the background like this.

Of course, women should not be relegated but what should be avoided is neglecting some basic responsibilities.

A man provides for the home while the woman manages the home, and that is the basics.

Occasionally, roles may be swapped depending on a couple's circumstances.

But in most cases, A good woman obtains wool and linen;She delights to work with her hands. (Proverbs 31:13) while she also rises while it is still night,Providing food for her household and portions for her female servants ( vs 15)

And the man must provide for his household materially, spiritually and emotionally (1Tim 5:8 ) and he must always stick around.

Moreso, A man who loves his wife as his flesh will want to help out in many aspect, and not just in the kitchen.

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Food / Re: Man Buys Smoked Fish Stuffed With Cartons In Lagos (video) by djl(m): 10:11pm On Apr 14, 2018
muckross:
A Nigerian man left heartbroken after discovering that the smoked fish he bought at Oja Oba, ketu, Lagos was stuffed with cartons.

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDMmkL9cP2k

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/man-buys-smoked-fishes-stuffed-with.html

Ignorance is a disease. OP, not everything is fraud. Why not find out how smoked fish is made and d purpose why papers/cartons are inserted during preparation
Travel / Re: This Is What Lagos Looks Like On Weekends - Photos by djl(m): 5:38pm On Apr 13, 2018
AutoReportNG:
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy says a popular saying. After a busy week, man needs to have some hangover and relax over the weekend. AutoReportNG was in Falomo, Awolowo Road in Ikoyi over the weekend, yes, we noticed the dirts are there, all thanks to VisionScape who have become overwhelmed and refused to do their jobs, apart from this, one can't but notice the beauty in Lagos especially when the cars are few on the roads. AutoReportNG decided to take a stroll from Falomo all the way to Muri Okunola, then to some areas in Lagos. The pictures speak for itself, not this is not a sponsored post, this is just a reporter's reportage from his angle.


Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2018/04/this-is-what-lagos-looks-like-on.html



Op u tried but you should get pictures of more areas to back up your claim. Camera snaps of just Akin Adesola St/Falomo bridge is not a true reflection of how Lagos is on weekends

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Phones / Re: Official List Of Infinix Smartphones To Receive Android 8 Oreo Update And Date by djl(m): 4:22pm On Mar 11, 2018
Obidoki:
Will it have volte?

Infinix evidently did not release any note 4/pro with VOLTE capability into d west African market.

U can only see VOLTE in d release for the Asian markets.

Does any Nigeria networks support VOLTE apart from ntel?
Family / Re: White Man Wants To Marry His Edo Girlfriend In Benin City by djl(m): 9:22am On Feb 20, 2018
Kizyte:
First of all let's start with your grammar, I am 'a European' man.

What part of Europe do you come from?
Don't they teach the rules in vowel sound in the part of Europe you come from? a, e, i, o, u...

OP, no mind me, we here in Nairaland and criticism are like 5 & 6 grin

Lols

You are obviously the one with limited understanding of the English language.
You cannot rely on the letter that starts a word in deciding whether “a or an" comes before it. In most cases you rely on the sound.

European literally sounds as Yuropean. So it's A European

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Phones / Re: Which One Should I Go For Btw Techno And Infinix? by djl(m): 9:47am On Feb 18, 2018
funshint:

I've been using my infinix hot 2 since 2015 without any major hiccups....pls tell us wat really happened to your phone or perhaps u bought a second hand phone?

This is the my third infinix fone after using hot note and pro. I'm now using note 4 pro and I have nva experienced any major issue on any of them except ones I caused by myself on the hot note.

Maybe d poster bought a cloned infinix phone. Clones mtk phones flood market wella.
Agriculture / Re: Just Your Interest, Not About Ur Money,join Our Agriculture Team Now! by djl(m): 8:33pm On Jan 08, 2018
Ayus34:
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Agriculture / Re: How To Plant 24,000 Seeds Of Cucumber On A 3plot Of Land And Make Millions by djl(m): 6:59pm On Jan 08, 2018
Thanks so much for this information.

Is there a seminal coming up soon? Where and how can one get the manual?
Education / Re: See The Home Work My Cousin In Primary Two(2) Failed According To Her Teacher by djl(m): 8:53am On Nov 01, 2017
chronique:


I was about posting same thing. Op should never be allowed anywhere near the black board to teach children. Something this simple, he/she had to bring it to Nairaland to make a joke of himself/herself.

grin grin grin

OP was expecting nairalanders to “bash” the teacher but ended up shooting himself on the foot with his Olodo(ness).
Classic example of “Playing penalty to throwing”

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Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini's 54th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by djl(m): 8:35am On Oct 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Rashid Yekini will always be used as a learning point as to why people should not patronize native doctors to boost their careers.

The devil's gifts are never free.

Chai!!! Your Mumuism is Legendary.

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TV/Movies / Re: Interview With Bright Ikechukwu Echefu, TSTV CEO (Video) by djl(m): 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2017
Ezigbonmadu:
Many of the CEO's explanations don't add up. And that is shocking because he is expected to know how his company operates more than anybody else.

He said his company provide 4G internet on their platform. This is ridiculous beyond explanation. You can only have 4G/LTE internet services from wireless broadbands and not from satellites. Other wireless protocols are WiMAX, WiFi, GPRS, 3.5/3.0G. While satellite bands are ku and c bands (and their derivatives). I'm a Communication Engineer. TSTv claiming to provide 4G on a satellite platform is impossible and ridiculous. Except there will be SIM cards on their devices. This is exactly what I suspect because he mentioned 2 things:

1. That their decoder is Android.
2. That the device doubles as a router.

Essentially what they will offer is a smart phone in a big box. They will depend on your local GSM coverage and data for their data uplinks while downlinks are handled by their satellite feed.

My conclusion:
1. Their data speed will be terrible. Hence people buying the device just for data will be frustrated.
2. They are just a third party service provider. They don't have their own satellite feeds. They will also resell internet from main one (according to Dr Bright, their CEO). Thus, as resellers, they can't control or guarantee quality.

My verdict:
Just hold on. Let your neighbours buy and use it for at least two months before you put your money on it. Hopefully all questions will be answered by then.

Tstv may not necessarily use a decoder but a device called TVbox. TVboxes work on android OS and Tstv “may” of course depends on other broadband providers like Main one.

Tvboxes are most times not as efficient as decoders.

My prayer is that Tstv boxes or if its decoders will be a badass
and give a better service, so that d monopoly that DSTV enjoys can finally be broken.

I can't really wait to buy my one Tstv. The few accredited seller that I have called claimed not having it in stoke.

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Sports / Re: Mr Proficiency-king Of 2odds And 1.3 Rollover by djl(m): 12:09am On Sep 03, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Kaffy Replies Michael Omani, Dancer Who Blasted Her by djl(m): 7:28pm On Oct 27, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
no, she didn't. She didn't address keeping many dancers in a single room. Abandoning them while she's overseas. And many more
So that's wat pained u out of all d issues raised. Tell me, how possible is it to put 10 people in a room, let alone 50 as alleged by Michael?
BTW, if kaffy decided to put dem all in a room it's cos that's wat she could afford. Its not a must you work for/thru her.

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Career / Re: How Other Staffs In The Office See It Admins by djl(m): 7:20am On Oct 12, 2016
Op, u are so so true. IT guys dey suffer for office.
viqueta:
How other staffs in the office see IT Admins.......

Computer refuses to come on, they scream IT..... when you come you will discover that they didn't plug in the power cable

Printer refuses to print, they scream IT when you finally get there you discover that they didn't load paper

AC refuses to work, they scream IT, come and check why this AC is not working

Coffee maker refuses to work, they scream IT, come and make it work

Their cell phones doesn't have network, they scream IT, why can't i make calls, madam am i your service provider?

Car refuses to start, they be like call that IT guy may be he can fix it, errr sir, but i don't even have a car in the first place

Office door refuses to open, they call IT, but madam am not a carpenter na

please we are IT admins, we love our jobs no doubt but we are not MAGICIANS #lifeofanITadmin #ITisfun #ITrules
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by djl(m): 3:25pm On Oct 09, 2016
solace89:
I need Zambia to Equalize for my ticket of 12k to be a winner..... my heart is pounding now!
Eehyah!!.....Oshogbo weed at work
Business / Re: Genuine Paypal Funds For Sale by djl(m): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2016
Abidex35:
I am expecting in between $80 to $100 PayPal funds (source: fiverr) by the end of the day, rate is #270. Quote me if interested .

Scammers : Keep Off in order not to get burnt, And I mean it.
I'm interested. Pls drop ur line.we meet in person
Business / Re: Genuine Paypal Funds For Sale by djl(m): 9:03pm On Apr 12, 2016
I'm interested. Hope u are in Lagos?

Drop ur line in order to reach u
Sports / Re: Chelsea Confirm Italy's Antonio Conte As Next Permanent Manager by djl(m): 6:15pm On Apr 04, 2016
hakinze00:
*modified* all the best to them then

This is a different case. Guus already told Chelsea that he won't go beyond dis season and probably had a hand in choosing Conte. Your comment applies to what's happening now at Mancity where a new coach was announced even when d present coach was still in d title race. That decision alone derailed d coach and d squad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Hilarious Experience I Had With GNLD Marketers In Abuja. by djl(m): 10:50am On Feb 09, 2016
That's how all these Gnld and other alternate drugs workers deceive people. I got the same text Msg for an interview for the post of an IT/ Network Administrator here in Lagos. What I got was the exact experience that the OP got. Such fraudulent vacancies are common on , efritin, and other online job porters. My advice is do not patronise such sites for jobs.

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Music/Radio / Re: Tiwa Savage & Olamide - 'Standing Ovation' by djl(m): 7:23pm On Jan 14, 2016
sauceny:


Kk....Please mention just one hit song he ever had,since he broke up....Am not asking for two,just one?

You mean u need someone to tell u about dbanj's song that is a hit after his drama wt don j? You are truly stuck in d past. Drop d donjisgod mentality and u will start seeing d good in dbanj's song. The last time I checked, his style of song from mohits days till now nva changed. It's fans like u that changed cos of d don j iiisssh. Trust me, if dbanj sing a song now and allow don j to produce it, ur type will take it as a hit even if d song and beat na wack of d year
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by djl(m): 7:44pm On Jan 11, 2016
Hello guys....Pls help me. I want to pay for a product from gearbest. I already have a PayPal acct and a diamond bank visa. The problem is diamond bank customer care agent told me 21% of the amount I'm to pay for d product will be deducted as conversion rate and I'm confused. Pls wat do I do?
Computers / Remix Os Brings The Android 5.0 Lollipop Os To Your Pc by djl(m): 1:54pm On Jan 11, 2016
Do you love the Android operating system? Would you love to run it on your Tablet PC, Laptop or even Desktop either as the only principal OS or a dual boot? If your answers are YES!, then Remix OS will make that dream come true.

What is Remix OS?

Remix OS is an Android-based operating system that is made by Jide Technology. It's an OS that gives you a PC experience unlike anything on Android, and an Android experience unlike anything on PC. This OS is based on Android 5.x Lollipop and allows you to install an Android OS on an x86- based PC with a UI that resembles Windows-like layout.

Features of Remix OS

–Multi windows feature that allows you run multiple apps side by side.
–Own Start Menu, Task bar,Notification Tabs, System Tray and File Manager.
–Supports left and right click, multi tasking, re-sizable windows, maximize / minimize.

In addition, Remix OS includes Google PlayStore that gives you access to tons of Android apps.

Another good thing about this OS is that it comes with its own OTA updater, which include a future update of Android 6.0 Marshmallow.

Installation Guide

To install Remix OS download it's installer on a USB 3.0 flash drive that supports FAT32 format and whose minimum capacity is 8GB and writing speed is 20MB/s.

Remix OS will be available to download for free from mid-January 2016, with an inside source giving the precise date as January 12, 2015.

Read more about this OS: http://hotfixtech..com.ng/2016/01/remix-os-brings-android-50-lollipop-os.html

Computers / Upgrade From Old Windows 10 To New Windows 10 November Update Manually by djl(m): 11:18am On Jan 04, 2016
On November 10, 2015, Microsoft released a big update (about 3.2GB) for Windows 10 called Threshold 2, Fall Update, or simply version 1511 (10.0.10586.0). This upgrade has new interesting features like;

—An updated color scheme
—Improved Context menu
—installing Apps to external storage
—Disabling Windows sign-in screen background option
— Start menu improvements
– Offline Map e.t.c

The problem is not most people whose PC already runs Windows 10 got this upgrade and some who got the upgrade are yet to install it successfully. Therefore,a better way is to upgrade manually through Microsoft Media Creation Tool.

1. Download the Microsoft Media Creation Tool
2. Run the exe as an admin and watch the file download and upgrade your PC.

Do not panic, none of your files and installed program will be lost.

Read more instructions and see the Windows 10 threshold 2 new features/screenshots below:

http://hotfixtech..com/2016/01/how-to-update-windows-10-november.html?m=1
Computers / Re: Please I Need Computer Engineer Who Can Help Me Format My Computer by djl(m): 10:36am On Jan 04, 2016
Greatzeus:
I have windows xp,7,8,8.10 installation cd with valid keys,but i dont think u should format ur Pc because of that,You should download the wireless driver for ur Pc and install or use driver pack

The question is:"have u been able to connect to a WiFi hotspot in d past? If yes, den it might not be a driver issue
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot Note2 (X600) Discussion Thread (Official) by djl(m): 10:01am On Dec 27, 2015
Down the philz recovery image for Note 2 and successfully root d monster device.

http://hotfixtech..com/2015/12/how-to-root-new-infinix-note-2.html?m=1

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