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Romance / Re: PIC: When Your New Chick Says She's Coming Over by DjQris(m): 10:00pm On Apr 14, 2015
kilokeys:
laying the bed is a priority grin

the crazy thing is, it would be in a worse state after she leaves
Lai Lai!!!! She'll still make d bed b4 she leaves....haba!!!
Celebrities / Re: Actress Anita Joseph Puts Her Bikini Body On Display (Photo) by DjQris(m): 8:13pm On Apr 13, 2015
rokiatu:
OK seen.
Oh!!! Cool, buh wen she sees @rokiatu, she go dobale...lol
Politics / Re: ‘enough Of Igbo Disruption In Lagos’ - Yorubas Outside Nigeria Speak by DjQris(m): 9:26am On Apr 11, 2015
LordExecutioner:


hardworking in illegal businesses and crime. work smart and be legal for a better lagos, and stop chest beating bleating everywhere like a goat.

can 90% of ibo businesses in Lagos thrive if there's law and order? NO.

why do ibos cause trouble everywhere? ghana, kenya, south africa, burundi, malaysia, india, china etc.? Why is it just ibos everywhere, if i may ask?
My friend shut ur toilet biko, igbo dis igbo dat, if the igbos dnt do legit bizness in lagos, why havnt d lagos government discovered dat since? Why are the igbos all over alaba, ladipo, etc and they're very successful in wat they do? And they even pay dues to ur yoruba brother, Asiwaju Tinubu.......my friend check well b4 u yarn okpata oooo....jukwa ese.
Science/Technology / Re: What The Inside Of The Planet Mars Looks Like. by DjQris(m): 2:05pm On Apr 09, 2015
Hw much land be over thr, I wan buy.....lol
Romance / Re: Meet Myra Hills,the Woman With The Largest Fake Boobs by DjQris(m): 7:11am On Apr 06, 2015
cry Disgusting!!!!
Romance / Re: 19 Real Struggles Of Girls With Big Thighs by DjQris(m): 6:51am On Apr 06, 2015
Lala247:


She doesn't want ohh lol
Its hard work with a bf let alone with side nicca
Haba lala, wetin concern u na, give out d number jare.....
Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by DjQris(m): 6:18am On Apr 06, 2015
mizkeleke:
Y are u exposing us ni
Most of them are so true.....Lol
God bless u 4 admitting!!!
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Shows Off Swag (photo) by DjQris(m): 6:48pm On Apr 04, 2015
crazysaint:
I can only see a lady pig here ,, where's the so call swag?
She's big and she's comfortable wit it and guess wat??.......she's a better pesin dan u. So get a car, a key and a map & drive to hell!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: Why President-elect’s Wife May Not Be Nigeria’s Next First Lady by DjQris(m): 2:06am On Apr 04, 2015
Beautiful first lady......first lady do di do di do....odikwa tyt, oya #woju oooo.....lolzz
Politics / Re: Gov. Amaechi Carrying His Cross On Good Friday (PIX) by DjQris(m): 2:03am On Apr 04, 2015
gov. Amechi d actor!!!! #action!!
Romance / Re: The New Way Bachelors Look For Wives In Warri! by DjQris(m): 11:37am On Mar 31, 2015
Rapmoney:
Specifications specified! grin
gbam!!! Applicants shld take note!!!

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Romance / Re: The New Way Bachelors Look For Wives In Warri! by DjQris(m): 11:27am On Mar 31, 2015
U go fear specification na.....I love my country jare, see talent!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: 10 Nigerian Celebs Who Skipped Voting Day by DjQris(m): 3:20pm On Mar 30, 2015
Ndi ala ndi ala
Politics / Re: Anambra Poll Results: Ekwunife Sacks Ngige From Senate, Humbles Victor Umeh by DjQris(m): 12:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
abokiigbo:
Ngige will soon be a minister of the federal republic, and mark this down, Ngige, Okorocha, Osita Okechukwu, Ogbonnaya Onuh will soon become the leaders of the South east in Nigeria. The likes of andy, chris, Ifeanyi(Ubah) will head to jail where they belong whilst the likes of Peter Obi, Ebele Azikwe Jonathan etc will go on retirement!
oga calm dwn, notin dey happn.....
Politics / Re: Anambra Poll Results: Ekwunife Sacks Ngige From Senate, Humbles Victor Umeh by DjQris(m): 12:30pm On Mar 30, 2015
Women senators frm anambra......mke dem no go Bleep up ooo, power sabi shack women!!!
Romance / Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by DjQris(m): 11:30am On Mar 30, 2015
None of diz gurlz here accepted they did any1 oooo......they be formin holy 4 here....nawia ooo...
Romance / Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by DjQris(m): 11:27am On Mar 30, 2015
[color=#006600][/color]None of diz gurlz here accepted they did any1 oooo......they be formin holy 4 here....nawia ooo
Celebrities / Re: Davido Acts Rude, Disgrace Nigerian Music In Kenyan Concert by DjQris(m): 9:44am On Mar 30, 2015
Guruscrew:

Davido flew to Kenya two days ago for a concert
scheduled for March 28, 2015.

He missed Nigeria’s election yesterday due to this
concert, but the end product brought him
nothing but shame as fans blasted him for his
supposed proud and immature attitude and for
getting drunk at the concert. They said he smoked
too much Kenyan weed and he and his
crew lost over 10 phones in one night.

Kenyan fans who were present at the concert took
to twitter to express their displeasure
over Davido’s rude act.

http://gist212.com/2015/03/davido-gets-drunkdisgrace-nigeria-and-acts-immature-like-spermatozoa-in-kenyan-concert/

See Below:




Imagine kenyans callin naija music whack....kai! I no blame dem sha, na davido wey go f*** up....price to pay 4 leaving election 4 a concert!!

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Romance / Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria ?? by DjQris(m): 9:29pm On Mar 29, 2015
MissAdeife:
is it possible for a Nigerian girl to act in such Manner ??
100% possible, its nt a new tin na....once ur a fine & good looking guy, u put dem ladiez mind in a mess...tho they pretend a lot buh trust me, they feel u die!!!...lolzz
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Performs With Flavour In London (photo) by DjQris(m): 9:15pm On Mar 29, 2015
DuchessLily:
Heavily preggy or not; man must wak

Carry on babe
Na so ooo, buh mke she sofri dey dance etigi & shoki bikokwa...
Celebrities / Re: Virgin Singer Adokiye Turns A Year Older Today by DjQris(m): 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2015
If she be Virgin BH boys need her

HBD Virgin pikin

@Airforce1 hope u dey see am

Airforce1 you still be cele you never enter Celebrities[/quote]Celebrity ko Sele-bobo on d beat ni!!!
Romance / Re: Could A Kiss Be Regarded As A Form Of Cheating??? by DjQris(m): 7:20am On Mar 29, 2015
defendedvictim:
grin wat if u have a female friend who always wants to kiss u ni
there's a diffrnce btwn kissing & pecking, its allowed if she wana peck me sha, buh mke she no do am wen na bae dey arnd sha, ladies can twist some actions 4 naija sha....
Politics / Partial Extension Of Voting To Sunday The 29th Of March, 2015 by DjQris(m): 7:22pm On Mar 28, 2015
Elections in parts of Nigeria have been extended until
Sunday after delays and a number of attacks.
The delays were "not widespread" but were still "a
matter of concern", an election official told the BBC.

Technical problems with new biometric cards slowed
down voter registration, even affecting President
Goodluck Jonathan.

More than 20 people have reportedly been killed in
various attacks by unknown gunmen.
Mr Jonathan is facing a strong challenge from
Muhammadu Buhari.

The election is said to be the most closely fought since
independence.

It was postponed from mid-February to allow the army
time to recapture territory from the Islamist militants
of Boko Haram.

The two main candidates had pledged to prevent
violence during and in the aftermath of the elections.
But several hours after voting started, reports came in
of violent incidents at polling stations in which at least
24 were reported to have been killed.

Thousands of Nigerians turned out to vote, despite
threats from Boko Haram to disrupt the poll.

"We have suffered enough, fled our homes after many
attacks," said Roda Umar, a housewife from the former
militant headquarters of Gwoza. "I'm ready to endure
the pain to vote."

'Slow progress'

Voters are also electing members of the house of
representatives and the senate.
According to the Transitional Monitoring Group (TMG),
the largest body observing the elections, voting had
started in 75% of polling stations, while 92% had the
materials they need to start the process.

Voters need to register using biometric cards with their
fingerprints before they can cast their vote.
However, there have been problems with the card
readers at many polling stations.

The Independent National Electoral Commission (Inec)
said the accreditation process had "gone on well in
several places", but was "slow" or had "not commenced
at all" in others.

President Jonathan tried for some 50 minutes to
register in his home village of Otuoke, before coming
back a second time. When the electronic registration
failed again, he had to be accredited manually and did
eventually cast his ballot paper.

Problems were also reported from the north's biggest
city of Kano, where thousands of voters waited for
election officials and voting materials to arrive.

"No-one has shown up from Inec... This is a deliberate
attempt to sabotage the elections," Ismail Omar, a 65-
year-old builder, told AFP news agency.

Gen Buhari did not have any problems registering in his
hometown, Daura.

After voting, he told the BBC the process was "in order but I have been watching activities in other states, which is disappointing, but overall it's on course".
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia, Banky W, Mercy Aigbe & More Celebs Troop Out To Vote (Photos) by DjQris(m): 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2015
onojaduru:
Some celebrities are not just talking the talk but they’re also walking the walk.

The likes of Banky W, Omoni Oboli, Mercy Aigbe, 2face Idibia, Pasuma, Faze and many others are already out trying to exercise their franchise.
We would keep updating with photos as we have them.





http://ynaija.com/nigeriadecides-banky-w-mercy-aigbe-omoni-oboli-2face-celebs-voting-photos/
leggo!!!
Romance / Re: What Can You Say About This Picture by DjQris(m): 8:12am On Mar 28, 2015
KingTom:

Gbagaun!!!! grin
Serious gbagaun!!!
Romance / Re: What Can You Say About This Picture by DjQris(m): 8:09am On Mar 28, 2015
EroticAngelina:
so not true undecided
boys and their pervertiness undecided
Such perverting in boys wch u gurls can't do witout....
Celebrities / Re: 'I Used Cocaine But It Never Worked For Me'-terry G by DjQris(m): 8:03am On Mar 28, 2015
Ishilove:

Source:http://www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-beats/how-i-quit-hard-drugs-terry-g/
Wooow!!!.....LU-CI-FER = Look See Far, I come dey wonder wetin TerryG mean by callin himself such name, dtz really a nyz metaphor!!!
Celebrities / Re: 'I Used Cocaine But It Never Worked For Me'-terry G by DjQris(m): 7:59am On Mar 28, 2015
Zoharariel:
Cocaina? Well, Y don't u try LSD. grin
wat is LSD??
Celebrities / Re: Photo: How May D Turned Me Into A Punching Bag For Years- Baby Mama Explains by DjQris(m): 7:48am On Mar 28, 2015
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by DjQris(m): 4:31am On Mar 22, 2015
pixiee:
May 11
pixiee:
May 11
pixiee:
May 11
am also May 11, nyz to meet u mate!!!
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Brymo's Shirtless Performance On Stage Last Night by DjQris(m): 3:53am On Mar 22, 2015
mikporch:
I thought celeb perform shirtless
Just to show their pacs
In his case I don't get the concept

of course he has one full pack, abi u no see am ni??!!

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Romance / Re: Very Hilarious Photo! Guys, Can You Allow This To Happen To You by DjQris(m): 10:31pm On Mar 17, 2015
Dat will happen wen am high on a bottle of monkey tail.....

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