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Romance / Re: Guys, See Reason Why You Shouldn't Marry Because Of Physical Beauty by DjQris(m): 8:04am On Nov 05, 2015
Madame develope yasev, ddont wait till u enta a man's house & expect him to help u out, it might too late for dat.
raayah:
If you are more educated than your wife, why don't you as a husband help the kids with their homework.?

Some men don't like to take responsibility for their children.
Romance / Re: #LagosRunzBoys Now Trending On Twitter (Hilarious Screenshots) by DjQris(m): 5:47pm On Nov 04, 2015
No mind d babe, u should dat an average 9ja babe is always quick to draw conclusions
Flashh:

But girls that are into runz aren't lazy and disgraceful as well.

You will call them hardworking girls right?

This gender is full of bias species

BTW... Those guys didn't take those tweets serious, they just wanna sound funny.
Celebrities / Re: Actual Photos Of Lilian Esoro Traditional Makeover, Makeup Artist Clears The Air by DjQris(m): 8:26am On Nov 01, 2015
Check dis out!!! They appear different buh it's d same Lilian afterall....God is watchin all diz makeup artists.

Business / Re: BVN - How To Link Your BVN To Your Other Bank Accounts Online Or By Sms by DjQris(m): 3:11pm On Oct 31, 2015
Thanks a lot @op, very heplful
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Rochas Okorocha Dancing Shakitibobo As Tekno Sings by DjQris(m): 11:57am On Sep 30, 2015
His wife taught him hw to dance #shakitiBobo dat day.....owelle is a fast learner sha!!!

Romance / Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by DjQris(m): 11:06am On Sep 22, 2015
am currently datin a nurse and trust me shez d best so far, dat lady takes good care of me like am a baby....damn!! no wonder my late dada admirez dem alot dat year!!! their cleanliness is 100% wink wink wink

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Religion / Hundreds Gather To Worship The Statue Of Satan Unveiled In America (PHOTOS) by DjQris(m): 9:24am On Jul 28, 2015
Is this not the end of days?...First it was Sodomy (Gay Marriage) was Legalized, Now The bring in the Statue of Satan to the city of Detroit for people to worship and its been protected by the government.
A crowd of several hundred gathered Saturday night to see Detroit’s newest resident: A 9-foot, 2,000-pound statue of a goat-headed occult idol named Baphomet.

The Satanic Temple unveiled the bronze figure to an estimated 700 attendees at an undisclosed location. The group’s initial venue canceled after local religious groups protested.

The group’s approach to secrecy with the second venue led to little opposition on Saturday, Director of the Detroit Satanic Temple chapter and national spokeswoman Jex Blackmore told Fox News.

“Protesters arrived for a short time at our first ticketing location, but retreated after only about 30 minutes,” Blackmore said. “One woman attempted to block the event entrance and was removed by the police in cooperation with the building's owner. “

Guests were washed in red light shining down from the rafters at the venue as “dark punk” bands played and DJs performed from a stage located beneath a lighted, upside-down crucifix. Satanic Temple officials delivered speeches and a pair of shirtless men held candles on either side of the statue, prior to its unveiling.

Despite the dark pageantry, however, the Temple says its concept of Lucifer is as a literary figure. “The mission of The Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy among all people,” the group’s website states.
The statue will now be stored out of public view until the Temple can find it a permanent home. The group hopes to display it at the Arkansas State Capitol, next to a monument of the Ten Commandments.
Now tell me...is this not end of days?...Sodom and Gomorrah already in existence and the World's most powerful man is evangelizing it in Africa, now they bring in Baal!!!
Oh! Oh!!

Romance / Re: ~ladies: Reasons Why Your Guy Dumps You For Other Girls~ by DjQris(m): 11:41am On Jul 06, 2015
ireneony:
after all these, what do guys have to offerundecided
all they have to offer is to dump u 4 anoda chick wink
Politics / Re: Anambra light of the nation, eastern economy power house. by DjQris(m): 6:24pm On Jun 22, 2015
christejames:
Why did u waste ur MB to create this worthless thread? Nna, quit boasting, everyone already know the potential of that state especially the indigenous members. No one makes himself king and rule for so long!
May amadioha d God of thunder, strike ya koko!!!

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Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by DjQris(m): 12:49pm On Jun 18, 2015
See ur mouth like at ur doorstep.....na purge u go purge tongue
adeh39:




Heeeehehe wink

Tosy be my guy nah wink It would be very nice to date someone that will be delivering Cat fish peppersoup on my doorstep every nite. wink



#TEAM SCENT
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by DjQris(m): 9:25am On Jun 18, 2015
deb6:
I'm not on your list
which category do u belong to??
Family / Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DjQris(m): 7:49am On Jun 13, 2015
Ifyjuli25:
Please give it to him ooo... I love Bj.
I love gurls dat luv bolaji
Family / Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DjQris(m): 7:47am On Jun 13, 2015
Ewuro4:


Or what?

He wants a bj but wouldnt go under? Nah

Doesn't work that way buddy. 69 all the way or no deal cool grin
dis babe like 69 sha.... wink
Family / Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DjQris(m): 7:41am On Jun 13, 2015
mrwonlasewonie:
Any time he puts mouth into her private part in the name of Mouth Gig she should we we inside his mouth cool
dude ur mean, I swear down

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Webmasters / Re: Best Data Plan For A Blogger by DjQris(m): 3:32pm On Jun 12, 2015
fattbabakay:
When I av airtel tweak piling up to 24gb on ma humble sim?
plzzz....abeg hw did u do it & hw long does it last??
Crime / Re: Lebanese Drug Trafficker Arrested By NDLEA by DjQris(m): 11:21am On Jun 10, 2015
Ezebinaugwu:



You mean CODINE right
No, he meant #COCObutter grin
Crime / Re: Lebanese Drug Trafficker Arrested By NDLEA by DjQris(m): 11:01am On Jun 10, 2015
Am booking O.T Genasis to come perform "COCO" 4 him in his prison grin
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Rocks Dreadlocks In New Photos ( Photo) by DjQris(m): 9:29am On Jun 10, 2015
niceguy7:

Lol...
.guy abeg ooo na joke i dey ooo
If na woman own be like that now..complain no go dey oo grin
ok ooo, I for talk
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Rocks Dreadlocks In New Photos ( Photo) by DjQris(m): 12:47pm On Jun 07, 2015
niceguy7:
This guy lips no even big at all grin
guy u dey yarn like say if e big u go kiss am....
#justsayin
Religion / Re: Gospel Singer Sinach Is PREGNANT! (Photos) by DjQris(m): 12:40pm On Jun 07, 2015
[size=18pt]God's time is d best!!! #Halleluyah!!!![/size]
Politics / Re: Former Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke, Undergoing Breast Cancer Treatment by DjQris(m): 12:32pm On Jun 07, 2015
Nawa for some pipo sha.....i dnt knw weather ur name go loss if u Jst say......#GetWellSoon!!!
Politics / Re: Former Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke, Undergoing Breast Cancer Treatment by DjQris(m): 12:26pm On Jun 07, 2015
May God heal her, Amen
Events / Re: #turnup!!! Its My Birthday by DjQris(m): 2:07pm On May 11, 2015
tnx boss.....wishing u a happy birthday in advance nwanne
Events / #turnup!!! Its My Birthday by DjQris(m): 1:54pm On May 11, 2015
hello Nairalanderz.......join me thank tha Lord for anoda gift of 365dayz. i appreciate ur prayerz and i gifts will be highly appreciated.... wink

Phones / Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by DjQris(m): 1:16pm On May 04, 2015
dorocent:
datz gud way buh still rock my glo #1000 fr 3gb...... using it wella on my android tab....
Glo is useless in some places for all i knw eti is da bestest.....mke dem try subsidise dis data plan
Phones / Re: You Think Your Smartphone Is The Best ? Wait Until You See This by DjQris(m): 7:47am On May 01, 2015
OP instead of to dey go forward, u say na reverse......make all the people to dey carry last____"TuFace(Wata bam bam)2014"
Romance / Re: 9 Things Ladies Do To Test If A Guy Truly Loves Her by DjQris(m): 7:41am On May 01, 2015
10. Pregnancy: They call to tell you that they're preggy 4 you to know whether you'll accept responsibility, deny, run or advice them to abort the pregnancy.

Remark: that's the dumbest test a lady can pull off 4 a man & trust me, they fail all d tym...lolzzz

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Webmasters / Re: Opinion: 5 Reasons Why Nairaland Is Better Than Facebook For Nigerians by DjQris(m): 7:52pm On Apr 27, 2015
Nice one, all true!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Child Actress Sharon Ezeamaka Is All Grown Up by DjQris(m): 9:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
Binta & friendz dat year, she's all grown & pretty nw buh too young 4 such size! Nne watch it & work on it
Celebrities / Re: See The Hacker Of Oristefemi's Instagram Chats by DjQris(m): 12:54pm On Apr 21, 2015
Tallesty1:
There's no cool girl on earth.
tru dat bro
Celebrities / Re: Actress Angela Okorie Goes Gangsta In New Photos by DjQris(m): 12:50pm On Apr 21, 2015
badassProdigy:
Nollywood actress Angela Okorie shared her gangsta look from the set of a new movie. The yet to be released movie features herself and actress Queen Nwokoye.

https://instagram.com/realangelaokorie/
baby du di du di du......odikwa rugged

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