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Orlando Bloom is my pick.
Tom Cruise is a bit retro now.
Brad Pitt is cute but, I think he's overrated

Please, cut Silverbird some slack. Its OK. They're doing it right. Its not easy to bring recent stuff to Naija. Abeg, haven't u noticed that when it comes to International Media, its like Nigeria dozn't exist. When the cinema culture becomes popular, everything will be OK. As per the showing of Nigerian movies, that's not a very good idea cuz to make people come see it, u'd hv to release the DVD or rather VCD of the movie 3 or even 6 mths later (like abroad) but that'll lead to piracy.

I am a huge fan of the BLACK EYED PEAS. Recently, Fergie's released her solo album 'THE DUCHESS'. I've seen her 'LONDON BRIDGE' video. So, to all BEP fans? What d'u think about her solo album?The 'London Bridge'video? I do hope they don't split.

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were the only passengers on a bad airline. Halfway into the trip, the pilot announced, 'There are only two parachutes available and the plane is about to crash. Thankyou for flying'. The pilot took a parachute and jumped off. Yoruba people being experts in enjoying life, the Yoruba man grabbed the parachute first. The Igbo man confronted him saying 'Mma gi ula kita, i nyem parachute'(If I slap u now, u'll give me parachute). The Igbo man looked fierce and he had begun to search for his cutlass so the Yoruba man let it go. The Hausa man then came and began to rant 'I fay por pirst class. Una fay por economy class. Wallahi tallahi, ip una no submit dat farachute, I go sharia una bodi'. Both men knew the Hausa man meant business so they gave it to him. He put it on his back and jumped off. The Igbo & Yoruba men forgot their differences and decided to jump. If they landed on water, they would swim, but if on land, they'd die. Due to gravity, they were going down at a very high speed. They passed the Hausa man who was gliding to safety. The Hausa man then shouted ,'Una wicked o. You no telll me say na comfetition we dey do'. And he removed his parachute and went down!

The movie was soooo hot! I like movies like that. But I feel it was OFF DA CHAINZ. Omarion was @ his cutest. MH was OK too. I prefer the 'then' Omarion with his 'calabar' hairstyle to him now (if ya know what I mean). The chief opponent (with the spiky hair) looked mean, like he escaped from somewhere mean and red and underground. Only, his skin wasn't tanned.

MARK RUFFALO: Do you think you can just wlk back into my life and tell me you can't live without me?
JENNIFER ANISTON: "I can live without you but I don't want to."

the movie RUMOR HAS IT

1. "Because something is ridiculous doesn't mean its not true. You just have to be courageous to believe it"
                                                                     ------Tim Allen, The Shaggy Dog

2. "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game"--A Cinderella story.

3." If we never try, we'll never know"--Eddie Thomas(That's so Raven)

4. "What do you tell a man with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. Cuz he's been told twice" ----John Travolta, Be Cool

I don't think I can. I'm used to hot climate so summer on a beach doesn't make me uncomfortable in my jeans.

Yeah, I can. Nobody chose their genes.It doesn't matter if the person's not cute. What should matter is how cute the person is at heart

I'm a solid, rock fan! I luv lots of rock bands. Alkaline Trio, Maroon 5, Coldplay, Blink182, The Darkness, but GREENDAY tops it all. I kinda like Hilary Duff's twist of rock. Rock is the real thing.

There should be no argument cuz we all know the truth. All those for barbie doll Rita Dominic should go and sleep cuz she is 1,500,000km away from Omotola's beauty! Well, duh? This argument is extra extra dum with two spoonfuls of stupidity!

:oIf it is true, all I can say is, AMEN! Did she & Brad think they could get away with it? Angelina is so stupid. Sucking up to the media with her charity. Yes, be charitable but don't publicize! I say AMEN!!!

WHAT! Luv, Lurve or Love. Its crazy! When she was 15, he was born. He could as well be her son(ifshe had teenage pregnancy). Right now, I feel celebrities are just trying to create more of what they becsme popular for: DRAMA! Well, I want to think positive. A toast to Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher's union. Good luck & I hope it lasts.

Please, can somebody tell me I'm being punk'd?

PRETTINESS

Amerie:5/5
Beyonce: 4.5/5
Rihanna: 4/5
Mariah Carey:3.5/5 (she's so pink plastic)
Britney:3.2/5
Kelly Clarkson: 3/5 (Olsen-ish)

They've all had their hits but omo, Rihanna, she may be young but, she rocks the dancefloor and rocks it right,

Huh, I vote for Ini Edo & Omotola. Omotola can act emotional&funky roles. Stella sticks with emotional. Ini is a chassis actress. Genevieve, I reserve my comment.

:oReally funny cos I carried out a poll like this @ school. I think Zeal is d cutest but my friend here says Tunde is and that Shifi is sexy.

Desmond Elliot is so fine. Plus, he keeps his act fresh unlike 'loverboy' Ramsey.

Well, Omotola, Kenny & D.I get it right. Bimbo Akintola too.

Really, they're both hot and if you look closely, Ciara, Rihanna & Christina Milian look related. I feel Rihanna's hotter cos, she's prettier, great moves, great voice and she hasn't de-repped herself so far.

Sean Paul, of course. Shaggy is great but he is like, retro. Shaggy is good but Sean Paul is better. He's the king of dancehall. I like his accent plus he's cute.

Beyonce is a great dancer but, obviously, Shakira's better. She dances with every muscle in her body. If anybody has doubts, he/she should go see the 'Hips don't lie' video.

I'm listening to the Cheetah girls' 'Strut'. They are so cool.

They are like duplicates of each other. The good ones are good sha. But most are pretty predictable. Also, have u noticed that the TVs r always on (showing a DSTV channel) if people r there or not. And, another thing I don't like is after answering the phone, most times, u hear a loud 'WHAT'

I think Bow Wow would look cute with Jojo. But face facts. He is too immature.
Ciara would be nice with, I don't know.

Presently, I'm a student of Louisville. (About to get into SS2)

This is d 2nd verse. Shantelle put only d first.

Eternal God, Son and Spirit.
In u we place our hope and trust
All those u send to build us up
Shall not be put 2 shame
Ur glory and ur name, O Lord,
In Louisville Girls High shall be upheld
We will always stand on truth and love
Nigeria's future hope,

djrandom.