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ADVICE TO LADIES !! !!
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My Dear Ladies,
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1.Kissing your man is nt a problem.
The problem is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
.
2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its
not a problem.
The problem is Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARRY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church Service.
And besides i don't know if you are
reminding
God to Punish you Later.


3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a
problem, infact its
very
Sexy.
The problem is wearing your Mini and
looking all nice but
when
you see Guyz you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Don't you see that you are deceiving
yourself?.


4 Loving your man is not a problem.
The problem is Changing your
Surname on Facebook and put his surname
before you are
not
even Introduced to his mother. Just Chill, i
would hate to
read
your Post Later saying
" MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"


5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?


6. Bleaching your skin is not a problem
The problem having White Face, yellow
hands, Chocolate
Lips
and Black Legs.

Are you a Zebra?

ammyluv2002:
Hahahaha! Very funny



Thank God say all those kind apps no dey trip me...i download my stuff from Google play and datz all.

like say flashshare no dey Google play??

whey tblizz

If any one of these missing,We would Die.These are blessings of God.Because of these things we are living otherwise we would die. (Fine tuned universe/Earth). -Gravity -The Earth's Distance from the Sun.Increase/ decrease we would die. -If sun stopped shinning, we would die because of cold. -The Earth's Magnetic Field -Ozone layer -Star Trek-like invisible shield -Water on earth -Rain -Oxygen -Carbon -Nitrogen -Food

are these security gvt. Approved?

Tekevwe:
I'm not the clingy type, if anything I used to be the exact opposite and decided to work on it when I got a few complaints. We both go to work and I get back home by 6pm. He gets in by 9 and just wants to eat, bath, and sleep.

His office is just five minutes from the house and he works for himself so I know its not Lagos traffic. I just feel we should share how both our days went sometimes. He also does the same on weekends when he's home and keeps to himself. I let him be for a few hours and when I try to go to him he's cold still, like he wants to be alone.

I'm beginning to feel lonely.

maybe he's an introvert

wetin carry your mind go this area?

educative

yea... Using visual basic abi?

old story.....

emmalezy:
In 2013, Wizkid showed off his new place of abode and many people, including myself assumed he bought the house. But it's been revealed that he only rented the place...and this is fact. His rent at the 4 bedroom duplex at Ayinde Akinmade in Lekki Phase 1 expired in January 2016 and for reasons best known to him, he refused to renew his rent.

The agents that rented the place to him were at the house yesterday Friday April 1st to serve him quit notice and gave him until April 11th to vacate the premises. Getting there, they found out Wizkid's people had started to gradually move his things out of the house.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/04/wizkid-served-eviction-notice-from-his.html

cc lalasticlala

hmmm celeb with fake life

insane everywhere, he wan chop corp?

source?

hey man dont be........

seankay:
The Laptop really got me laughing! Wetin Boko Haram dey do with Laptop, Yahoo or Porn?


God bless the NA!

to upload videos now..

Ahmedhussain3463:
a beautiful lady witout a brain d private part suffers d most

true talk, i dey look for one self

I'm gulty of number 4 but 5 will always work

why this is always a news?

na money him use buy am jare

source?

Jombojombo:
Who is Obama?

Trump I know!

Buhari is a dullard!!

who is TrumpET

this is april and they never start this year work?

wike na fayose type

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

they don Bleep you tire, you too know the code

lalasticlala:
Skales Turns 25 Today!.





https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skales

God help me oooo, so i'm older than skales hmmm

viqueta:
wives be like....honey am tired of carrying babies in my womb, i have deposited my egg in the fridge so if u want a baby u know what to do

she dey craz? We no go do sexual reproduction? I hate asexual