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Romance / Re: My Experiences, After I Slept With Her, by djslimprick(m): 9:53pm On Apr 13
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His right, i have a girlfriend in lagos that If i sleep with her, that day I dey play bet. I fit use 100naira cash out 500k. But she dey run from me. Na money i dey even use wyne her make she come over. If i dey get her on steady , i for don buy nigeria and still get change. But her shakara for me no be hear. This i have tested not once and not twice, i bought my car 6million from 200k stack on bet wey i knack her . I no dey bet. But once she step into my flat, bros i dey pick game randomly, na sure bet. I fit even play Luton town to beat man city. If e no enter call me . The problem she dey run from Me, i fit even send her 100k with flight ticket make she show, she go later pop up excuse, not once not twice. More over i don't reside in lagos. Money wey she don gulp from me fit enter 2million. Yet she dey run from me. I don't know if other guys too observe that with her, but she dey waka waka well well.wetin be her name. Give me her num... Mak I ask her y she dey avoid you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: 'Everything I Have Built Has Been Taken Away': Pogba To Appeal Doping Ban by djslimprick(m): 8:21pm On Feb 29
Life....

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Travel / Re: Emdee Tiamiyu In Nigeria Police Uniform Before He Left For The UK (Throwback) by djslimprick(m): 5:57pm On May 25, 2023
Bastard child.......

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Hold Your Woman's Hand In Public Or Kiss Her In Public? by djslimprick(m): 7:54am On Jan 12, 2023
DaddyCK:
Guys, serrrriously.. can you honestly hold yor womans hand in public or kiss her in public, especially at a cenima or shopping mall like shoprite..or even during a sunnny day?
. Course 105.... I do am more for ketu market..... Na werin I go read for school....
Celebrities / Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by djslimprick(m): 7:51am On Jan 12, 2023
everythinggirly:
I only know Van dam. Lol
how old are you......
Celebrities / Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by djslimprick(m): 7:49am On Jan 12, 2023
Mbog. How old are you....
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Finally Apologizes To Chris Rock, Reaches Out To His Brother & Mother by djslimprick(m): 6:19am On Jul 30, 2022
Oya na...
Politics / Re: Wike Travels To France To Meet Tinubu - by djslimprick(m): 6:45pm On Jun 30, 2022
Carry Go

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Celebrities / Re: Very Sad Breaking News!!! Nigerian Singer, Slim Joe Is Dead (full Details) by djslimprick(m): 8:59pm On Jan 03, 2022
R
I
P.
Slim joe
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by djslimprick(m): 2:25pm On Nov 16, 2021
Please give me her num. Let me thank her.

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Pets / Re: Which Domestic Animal Do You Think Is Strong Enough To Kill This Cat? (Photos) by djslimprick(m): 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2021
Try and do the autopsy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 33yrs, ND Holder Without Job Experience ;any Hope? by djslimprick(m): 7:02am On Jul 24, 2021
Candidlady:
If your gender is the opposite of mine


No hope for you...

Cos eventually we'd still read about your news here, how you tried raping someone or using someone for rituals

Please kindly exist this world before you bring more shame to your genders


Thank you
And I warned ur mum to abort ur pregnancy.... See the harm she causing for herself..... Stupid girl.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 33yrs, ND Holder Without Job Experience ;any Hope? by djslimprick(m): 7:01am On Jul 24, 2021
And I warned ur mum to abort ur pregnancy.... See the harm she causing for herself..... Stupid girl.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Agura Of Gbágùrá (Photo) by djslimprick(m): 9:59pm On Jun 17, 2021
Nigha be like. Eku Epe

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Business / Re: Uber Matchmaking Forum For Certified Driver And Partners by djslimprick(m): 5:42pm On Aug 20, 2020
Pls. Have being trying to register with bolt or uber and I'm Having issues in logging in. Can someone in this group put me through. I'm confused. Pls. 08029153356
Adverts / Re: E-hailing Whatsapp Group -uber/taxify Drivers And Partners by djslimprick(m): 5:27pm On Aug 20, 2020
Pls. Have being trying to register with bolt or uber and I'm Having issues in logging in. Can someone in this group put me through. I'm confused. Pls. 08029153356
Sports / Re: Richard Alison And Cork City: Twitter Helps Footballer Get Free Trial With Club by djslimprick(m): 7:19pm On Aug 31, 2019
50k. rt

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Celebrities / Re: Ban Naira Marley's Soapy - Nigerians React As Guys Dance Soapy With Lady's Chest by djslimprick(m): 12:50pm On Aug 09, 2019
dancing soapy is by choice watching it also is by choice. give me soapy joòò

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Business / Re: If You Resides In Port Harcourt And Need An Office Space, Contact Me. See Terms by djslimprick(m): 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2019
I dey go dey come
Politics / Re: This Picture Got Me Laughing by djslimprick(m): 8:58pm On Jul 11, 2019
end time AMAKA

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Romance / Re: My Husband And I Have Been Unfaithful To Each Other by djslimprick(m): 8:56pm On Jul 11, 2019
you are holy virgin
Travel / Re: South Africa denies Nigeria visa-free status, grants Ghana - Vanguard by djslimprick(m): 8:53pm On Jul 11, 2019
legitnow:
Y will South Africa consider Nigeria for Visa Free?


A country that holds Big Brother House in South Africa instead of in their own country Nigeria?



Nigerians una get level?


I hope u know it is becos of Nigeria Igbos are running away to all this countries.


The minute we get Biafra, u lot can watch and learn levels.
Travel / Re: South Africa denies Nigeria visa-free status, grants Ghana - Vanguard by djslimprick(m): 8:52pm On Jul 11, 2019
Zenlife:
Why Nigerians still use DSTv, MTN, Shoprite amazes the heck out of me.
What a shameless, prideless generation of folks inhabiting Nigeria.
Obnoxiously pathetic.
Pets / Re: 11months Old Adolescent Male Caucasian Available by djslimprick(m): 3:48pm On Mar 10, 2019
I need a male Caucasian dog to cross my dog. she is on her heat period naw. any one should please contact me ASAP. 08029153356. urgently.
Pets / Re: Super Male Caucasian Puppies For Sale by djslimprick(m): 3:46pm On Mar 10, 2019
I need a male Caucasian dog to cross my dog. she is on her heat period naw. any one should please contact me ASAP. 08029153356. urgently.
Pets / Re: Beautiful and Purebred Caucasian Puppies Available To New Homes. by djslimprick(m): 3:43pm On Mar 10, 2019
I need a male Caucasian dog to cross my dog. she is on her heat period naw. any one should please contact me ASAP. 08029153356. urgently.
Pets / Re: Female Rott, White GSD, Black/tan German Shepherd And Cauc Pups Urgently Needed by djslimprick(m): 3:40pm On Mar 10, 2019
I need a male Caucasian dog to cross my dog. she is on her heat period naw. any one should please contact me ASAP. 08029153356. urgently.
Celebrities / Re: Medikal Buys Fella Makafui A Brand New Car After Sugar Daddy Saga by djslimprick(m): 3:18pm On Nov 23, 2018
please pray for. make she no go run mad like naija girls oooooo.
Education / Re: Different Types Of Students You Will Meet In An Exam Hall (meme Collection) by djslimprick(m): 7:58pm On Nov 10, 2018
me I dey num.9.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Expanding International Company IN Victoria Island by djslimprick(m): 9:48pm On Oct 09, 2018
carrrrrrr kkeeeee
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Her Son, Jayce Jeremi Step Out Together For The First Time by djslimprick(m): 5:44pm On Sep 27, 2018
� ghost mum

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