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 Christianity Etc › Re: Reasons Why We Sleep Through Church Service But Stay Awake For A 3 Hour Movie by Dklef(m): 6:47pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Is this even a question? Maybe you should decode your answer from this; why do our youths prefer listening to songs like 'shoki' shakiti boo' and the rest |
| Celebrities › Re: Bovi's Epicness In The Headies (photos) by Dklef(m): 6:39pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Lol. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by Dklef(m): 6:36pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Blame Buhari For This. |
| Sports › Re: Barcelona Hired And Fired Sergi Guardiola Same Day. by Dklef(m): 2:13pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
This poster above's said it all. |
| Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate: TEAM1: Is Education a Right or a Privilege? by Dklef(m): 1:55pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Eduntee kuddos to you. Brilliant! 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Literature Section Critic Thread. by Dklef(m): 9:40am On Dec 29, 2015 |
Great idea. Op |
| Literature › Re: Whispers On Christmas Night (horror) by Dklef(m): 4:16am On Dec 29, 2015 |
Update please! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by Dklef(m): 4:00pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
They call me driizklef! I'm a young artist.. Watch out for this timed bomb as i'm gonna blow soon! Fellow NL Please help my carrier 2 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: **++** Nairaland End Of The Year Cypher -2015 **++** by Dklef(m): 10:49pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Really nice verses from ya'll. Obesemf's was sleak and dope. Darkrebel, fire! Lyricist, dope! Krone sup, how u dey? Greetings. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus:Share something for boys na?  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:19am On Dec 22, 2015*. Modified: 1:05pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
I'm taking the heat right back to him/ He dare not talk back at me/ else, ...he gets beaten, like what mosquitoes does everytime he sleeps/! 007bruce is a poosie/ ....wait, sorry. ...He's a b1tch.../ So congratulations to her as Steve Harvey just announced that she's won this beef/!!! You beet me in a fight?/ even your guts says you's a lie/... Dude looks scrawny as fvck, he nor dey wack but in his bars he'll eat/! His forced rhymes aint working out, and thesame thing results to his poor physique/!!! I'm dropping jentle flows, ...ones he can relate to/ he says he handles macs & ozis, but we never seen him pulling a triger .....and that's to say he raises no feud/ cos bruce never fires, he gets fired. Got that clue?/ ...so when i handle macs and ozis? He gets hit on the bottom ...Like Teakettles/!!! Lets talk about his family/...we see fakirs when our gaze reach they gathering/ ...plus his sister is a wierdo and a drug addict/ FFR look! Something transpired betwn i and bruce mad Sist :....She blocked me on facebook. Omg its so painful! I wanted to ef her real hard and She blocked me on bbm. She also blocked me on whatsapp, is she a brick layer? ....ok so i now sent her a clip of my big falipupa and she block me on skype. .......and guess what happend afterwards? I blocked her on the road and beat her up...! Bruce what could you have done to be of her help? ..Fu ck! I'm THIS COMFORTable battling the pest.../ More of a gadfly, to outrhyme this noob you'll feel 'the stress'/ Dklef is the sh1t here, fu ck a toilet/! ....plus Bruce aint shi!t, he's a gaddamn mess/!!! He might still be a virgin at his age, GodHelpHim/ every who.re he's come in contact with, never rode his d1ck/ A chaste boy forming gangstar? God help him/...bruce's a damn maiden, ....he still has'nt gotten a clean f.UCK, even in the Scullery /!!! So damn this script/! I just unfairly harrased this wimp/ sh1t! I've been so gaddamn cruel.../so he should not just bother to 'reply' ...Like what he Sows/! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria-Universe National Costume Causes Outrage On Twitter by Dklef(m): 9:05pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
no wonder the Chibok girls are still missing, with
the Zambisa forest miss Nigeria
wore they will be hard to find. |
| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 5:56pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
VOTING CLOSED. 4-0. B.ars wins! 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 10:42pm On Dec 20, 2015*. Modified: 11:36pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
more votes please Ibime Sinizia Guykhena Airmark and co |
| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 4:41pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 4:41pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Paayne:You still see mouth dey talk? After those dumb lines wey you type? Smh MVG-ba.rs |
| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 4:39pm On Dec 20, 2015*. Modified: 10:39pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
hehe |
| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 3:12pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Your votes ninjas: Emaprince Alexpissu Ibime Reyginius Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Illverbz Darkenedrebel Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib CaptAwesome CaptainCids Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlord YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Jreyez Dj5naira Jigsawkillah Sinizia Geoxpress Heywhizzy Grayline Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Supermiy Dklef Lh0od Heywhizzy Iceskidd llaykorn Danbrowndmf Supermiy MuhdG and other regulars. . . |
| Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
smh, Open for votes |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 5:55am On Dec 20, 2015*. Modified: 6:25am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Are you guys still willing to do this or not? Remember you asked for it. Cos if not, perharps, i wouldnt have bothered myself to open any thread. Paayne:Where did ya'll tools come from sef? SHM. Your thread's been open for the past 8hours or so and you were duely notified. So never you dare waste our time as a no show will attract a ban from the rap section! Bars:Your thread is open and today (sunday) is the deadline. You're always fond of this habit of agreeing on a battle with someone and abandoning/forgeting the whole ish afterwards. YOU'RE WARNED! You drop by 7pm today so go get your verse ready. Yay? SMH. I dont even know why i took the both of you serious in the first place. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 2:07pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Paayne:kk. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 8:45am On Dec 19, 2015*. Modified: 9:10am On Dec 19, 2015 |
u be dolt? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 6:04am On Dec 19, 2015 |
007Bruce:.. .. .. 007bruce, Your previous riposte were sadly poor/ ..Shouldn't have did those nanny talks/ ....of how someone hung your clock in the ceiling, Just to tell us your time was up/ ...cos truely, its amateur!/and you've got a condiment over your head ....so definitely your thyme is up!!/ as you gon get headshot from my mac to cap it all/ .. Your punchline references are ghastly dull/ EWU! bring your sheepish self over here, And get slaughtered in an abattoir/! I'm known in the arena, a reputed aboriginal/ Even ibime knows dklef's no beginner/ so b1tch! You is the tyro, next to quiver/ when this archer shoves arrows up your shoulder/ cos i'm prolific and like saying 'get in there' in ibo, .......You'll get smashed by a bow! / They know i'm a vet cos am so controversial, never discreet/ Wanna see how illness looks like? Check this script/ He's the real noob, And FFR is never forgetting this day, i owned this fool!/ ..Everyone has soned the cretin And we were never his mate/ 007bruce is still new in the house like neonates!/ .. ..so he should get this picture clearly/ cos he's merely a poossie learning/ ...I'm scribbling this writtens fairly/ so the b1tch learns her lessons and pass out ...like an alumna/! ... ..007's rhymez scheme got no formation/ all your bouts? You flopped for same reasons/ In this verse, you found aphorisms/ plus your text carrier so far is been like Obianojazz 's background, ..........no recognition!/ .. ..Talking about who got the rounds and naira?/ Dklef's the one stashing away 'em dollars/ that even dasuki 's tempted to add my name among his looters/ so bruce is a blabber!/ For insinuating he was a minister/ .... ...plus them oloshos saying they love to Bleep with me/ shiit gets me high and now i'm gone past your apogee/ See? If ever i'm hor.ny them hoes aplenty to straf for real/ cos i've got enough Bs in my abode, .......dklef owns an Apiary! / 3 Likes 5 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:04pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Paayne:hop in https://www.nairaland.com/2810435/nl-fight-rank-paayne-vs 2 Likes |
| Rap Battles › *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Dklef(op): 10:47pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Paayne vs Bars ! Lets give the noobs some opportunity to show their lyrical powress. Bars aka John Reaper has been here for some time now. So we thought it wise to get him on a battle ring with Paayne, whose venomous flows, is been pilling up on FFR. so lets go ninjas! [/b]DONT FORGET TO BRING THOSE BARS!!![b] Criteria Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules ■ 12 Bars ■ Deadline is 7pm, Sunday 20th December, 2015. ■ Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than the said deadline time. ■ No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. ■ No complaining about votes. ■ A no show will attract a ban. ■ No unnecessary comments ■ No smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof. ■ Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you have found wrong. ■ If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. ■ No argument with established vets or voters., ■ Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. ■ Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. No breaking of aforementioned rules, bans will be handed to offenders vigorously Goodluck 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 7:15pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
Paayne vs bars.. cc 007bruce , krone |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Dklef(m): 8:09pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
The goat owns the two of 'em |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Dklef(m): 2:43pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
You aint above me so why should I diss ya? 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:36am On Dec 12, 2015*. Modified: 12:02pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Dude be warned, your pen game's always got us bored.../ You aint lyrically fit to be ranked, first of.../ Against darkrebel? We all saw how you flopped!/ . ..Talking of how i'm ranked among noobs?.../ Bruce! You is a Tool!../ My flows be dynamic Cos i've got a pelagic thoughts,.../ dklef is eccentric!/ . ..The dyke here is 007bruce I'll always expose his cocky moves,/ ....Like sleuths.../ TheRebel had him rousing feuds.../ And like a lunatic, he started running loose,../... just to sway votes like NEPAs do!/ . ..The only vet here is I .../ So bruce be warned & tell your d1ck that he aint got enough balls/ and stop claiming god, Else your D will get the latest censore like seun's rule number 9!/ . ..I handle the ozi and macs for brutility.../ So you better not cross my flows or offend me Cos i'll make bullets rain on you, till you're soaked completely!/ . ..Dr klef raps fine, my gang got swag, And like migraine, people dey feel us.../ Your bars are comedy oriented, we never took it serious!/ . ..So Gatther yourself, its about to go down/ get ready to break a leg, when my goon starts to blow gats.../ You'll loose an ankle, no doubts.../ And the arms will be no where to be found like okonjo iweala's 670million saga!/ 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:33am On Dec 12, 2015 |
007Bruce: |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 1:20pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
hmm 2 Likes 1 Share |
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