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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 2:44pm On Mar 19, 2016
Estharfabian:
That was so Unromantic...embarassed




LOL, oya sorr :-

I'm not usually like this, milady! grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 2:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You people are wasting your lines o.

This is not the wooing thread. You guys should chiiiiiiiiiil!!!!! grin[/color]
Omo no time o grin

..You nor see say lezz don commence him own? Abi you want make i dull myself? cheesy


cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 2:37pm On Mar 19, 2016
Misspicy my love for you is bigger than mount Everest.
You phisique needs body work girl, so i will never rest!

My heart melts at just the splash of your name on my mentions.
I aint exactly a bad leader but i became your folower.
The things your body is blessed with even make other girls wanna borrow one grin

You are a beuty from the skies girl.
The road you pass, them nor born any other babe to dey pass there!



Pardon my slangs yea?
But the way you glow don make my eyes swell.

And i swear,
i'll show you love you've never seen.
I'll make you smill to the bank join.
Trust me, i wont go all stingy on you cos your love is my love,
And shouldnt my flaws be your spur?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 2:12pm On Mar 19, 2016
Estharfabian:
embarassedembarassed
Errrr....emmm...uh...em..er...aar..ar...eh...im..embarassed

OMG! You got me Dumbfounded, speechless and flabbergasted! embarassed



So, when do we E-kiss? grin
LMFAO grin

Stewpid geh cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 1:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
adeaks:
Interesting. Lemme find somebody to woo. angry cheesy
grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 1:55pm On Mar 19, 2016
lezz:
looolz!!!

Ok, I'll drop my love-words from here....at a function which I am attending.
cheerio!!!
PoliticsRe: Security Around Wike’s Father’s House Tightened by Dklef(m): 1:40pm On Mar 19, 2016
You see?
..The rich are busy protecting they own while the poor are busy fighting

and killing themselves.

.Harshtag "Life"
PoliticsRe: Elyon Ntiro Elijah Abducted In Rivers by Dklef(m): 1:28pm On Mar 19, 2016
Balanced equation, i guess?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 1:06pm On Mar 19, 2016
misspicy:
Lezz and Dklef lipsrsealed
Sweatheart i'm coming, make i firt woo this other girl first ;(

Abeg cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 1:02pm On Mar 19, 2016
wrapping is allowed na cheesy
LOL
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 1:01pm On Mar 19, 2016
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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 12:59pm On Mar 19, 2016
nanauju:
Wooing... cheesy
Hey girl, are you from this planet? Cos you game girl.
You'd put adenuga out of bizz, the way you glow hun.

Wait, there's too much on your chest can i ease the weight ma'am? cheesy cheesy
Your thoughts in my head like a movie and that's the best part
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 12:53pm On Mar 19, 2016
Tallesty1:
You nko? Will you woo delectablegal?
LOL cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 12:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
tosyne2much:
Since I'm very poor at wooing a lady and won't be able to be a participant; lemme just buy a land here and watch how the thread unfolds cool
LOL. Just stay back and cheer to my exploits cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 12:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
lezz:
It's on then. Although you'll start off at an advantage of the sort that she's once called me " a flirt too randy for her liking "

But then coming as an underdog isn't so bad grin grin
grin grin

See this bros wan use style turn his alleged 'disadvantage' into blessing cheesy

I aint scared of ya bloke! Knowanmean? Misspicy is mine! Deal with that!!! sad

Leggo cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Models For Salmah Guzel (photos) by Dklef(m): 12:29pm On Mar 19, 2016
repogirl:
She's not as fierce as the other model.... Her pose and general composure looks more commercial than high fashion.

See how she even grab the wine glass like bread... Lol, that's not now to hold it na.... I blame the director that shot the pics sha.
You observations are very valid, just look at the way she's holding the glass and the way the other lady is holding hers grin

It just goes ahead in telling us that, "You can take the seller out of the bread business but you cannot take the business out of the seller" sad
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 11:55am On Mar 19, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...bro. Then do her the honor of wooing her properly in the challenge. You may even have a contender and I'm sure you'll welcome that. wink[/color]
I wanna contend with lezz in wooing misspicy, Knowamean? Shii, leggo man!

Uhmn, when do we start? grin
PoliticsRe: Thread For Rivers State Rerun Election by Dklef(m): 11:45am On Mar 19, 2016
I'll ask this again, Is Rivers State Operating on Two Party System?

I'd vote for neither PDP nor APC if i was her citizen, thank you.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 11:40am On Mar 19, 2016
What about those that're inlove with themselves? grin the narcissists

Who then, sha we woo? grin
RomanceRe: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by Dklef(m): 11:23am On Mar 19, 2016
luciouscookie:
What you are saying is entirely different. Your married friend refused to go because he was a real man with conscience. He didn't go to the ashawo house to kiss, romance, UnCloth and refuse to insert disc unlike the op. I hate the fact that he humiliated and innocent girl because he wants to appear holy.
What innocent girl are you even talking about?

A girl that followed a guy to his house and even went as far as to und.ress in a man's house? Maybe OP should go ahead and tell us how old this girl in question is.

Should he had taken advantage of this girl's naivety? The way you grown people of nowadays reason sef.
So this girl in question wanted sex, not minding how unmorally upright and adsurb it appears. (for her to unshamefully open her punami so easily for a guy) the guy wanted it earlier but later changes his mind and appologises.

Its then left for the shameful girl go home and reminisce all that went down, realise her naivety and fix her moral life. Period!

How bad of you to come out to defend an irresponsibly unsophisticated lady?
RomanceRe: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by Dklef(m):
You see, the society we live in has made the wrong things look like the norm and when one try to act mature and be morally upright, people starts calling you a coward.

Our society has 'mis-prioritised' many things to the extent that; a man who neither smoke nor drink alcohol is seen as weak and 'e nor jasi'

I had an elderly friend, a married man. Now his friends, all married used to visit this sex-house to carry women and ofcouse, cheat on their wives.
So the day this my friend was call to join them, he refused and they began to laugh and call him all sort of satirical names like, 'husband material' 'bole' 'weakling' 'mr lover lover' and all.
We have made things of frivolity to become our topmost priority. And OP you've shown how strong of a 'man' you are!


Kuddos to You and you should never allow people make you believe you did anything wrong.
You're a man, human too and so i wont actually fault you for going as far as taking a lady home (and undressing bla bla). Cos all that is just carnality playing out.

Reading your essay alone, one can read through your mind and that you're a real man with conscience and principle. Bravo!
LiteratureRe: The Secret Angel's 1 by Dklef(m): 9:47am On Mar 19, 2016
Missmossy:
Keep it coming,thumbs up.


Dandypearl,heemah,sageez,Donkross come and read.
You didnt call me to come and read but i'll still come sha grin

Dont tell me you never noticed me all over your face, especially on Literature section? LOL
Good stories you've made me witness so far!
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Guys Please Ladies That Depletes Their Value by Dklef(m): 9:39am On Mar 19, 2016
pacino26:
I think he's talking bout 'boys' you know. Those wanna be types in the university. A guy talk more a matured man can't do any of the listed. It's a one in thirty chance.
Dont mind these amateur phrase coiners in NL.

Dont be supprised to see one day, threads like ''30 ways to break up with your bestfriend'' grin SMH, They are fast becoming a nuisance sef
PoliticsRe: Female Bombers Now Disguise In Men’s Clothes – DHQ Alerts Public by Dklef(m): 9:28am On Mar 19, 2016
adeaks:
Should I give you their address? By the time they are done with you, you go blow pass wizkid. grin
LOL. Me wan know there o

But the kind of blow that i want is the one that, i'll still be alive grin
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Guys Please Ladies That Depletes Their Value by Dklef(m): 12:04am On Mar 19, 2016
OP common! Dont be ridiculous.

No reasonable guy will do any of those on your list. And since your personality has so far been attracting nuisance only, i advice you seek Tb joshua's help. Real quick! grin
EducationRe: Chigozie, IMSU Best Graduating Student Gets Employment, Car, Scholarship, & More by Dklef(m): 10:17pm On Mar 18, 2016
Great, Great.
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Wives, Tania Omotayo Mock Unfaithful Men by Dklef(m): 10:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
Smh, Make DRISKLEF join them as well?
" grin "
PoliticsRe: Female Bombers Now Disguise In Men’s Clothes – DHQ Alerts Public by Dklef(m): 9:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
Even me sef wan blow
RomanceRe: Am I Taking This Too Far?? by Dklef(m): 8:46pm On Mar 18, 2016
Go and apologise for your errs.

Or maybe you're relenting because you dont want to be percieved a 'weakling'? Aiit

but on the contrary, she might as well be hoping to see that you're not egocentric and is the kind of person to apologise when the need arises.

We all want that trait in our spouces, dont we?
RomanceRe: Am I Taking This Too Far?? by Dklef(m): 8:45pm On Mar 18, 2016
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FamilyRe: When Your Wife Takes Your Place As The Husband (Photo) by Dklef(m): 8:05pm On Mar 18, 2016
I can only see a woman scolding her son
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Cancels Visit To Wike's Ward by Dklef(m): 7:10pm On Mar 18, 2016
Is rivers state operating on two party system?

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