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stevenakp:
Well £82 is worth it.

If not for this our falling naira. All thanks to Bubu and his gang.

Na only u don reason. Them just dey talk like say naira na currency.

Every body dey para

Naija is lost

I see no sense in their head

I have this girl that after knackinr, money must com my way. One of my nigga said after Fuxking a girl, 5months was dead for him. Him no see money atll

BillGoldberg:
First and foremost, do not contact anybody from this site or drop your email or phone number. Most Nigerians are hungry animals and will rip you off that 250k you saved already! You have been warned. Simply go through advices and pick the ones that best suit your life.

As an aside, Please do not pay any stuppid tithe neither should you buy any stuppid Keke. Keke Business is almost saturated and you will be harassed on a daily by touts and passengers!

You have some options now. Two of the answers are already here.

First and foremost, why not open a lesson centre from the money you have already? You can even teach adults as per adult education. You can also teach a large number of your school pupils as per afternoon lessons.

Go and learn barbing in your area ASAP! Relocate to a low cost city like Onitsha or Ibadan and open a Salon! With a Salon, you have solved two problems. Housing and Salary because you will also be sleeping there. That means that rent is off the case. Wake up early morning and baff somewhere. Find a way to shitt and also feed. It mustn't be Onitsha. Lagos is ok too. But why I didn't mention it is because unless you have someone or a relative in Lagos... You may suffer accommodation issues! I swear.

Another great option is to learn driving ASAP! Find someone to teach you expert driving because the cities you will be driving in requires such. Also start processin drivers licence immediately if you dont have one! When you are done learning, come to Naira land here and request for a car. Pray to God to find a good partner who may also give you temporary accomodation in Lagos! Sign up on Uber and Taxify and start driving! You will be seeing your daily feeding money at least! Thats it.

The third option is for you to start clothes business with some money you saved. Mind you, don't invest all. Come to Onitsha with like 80-100k. Buy cheap okirika clothes and start selling in schools around you! With the said amount above, You can buy clothes that will fill 7-8 Onions bags. You can also buy cheap party china wears. From your description, you seem to stay in an area not too developed. So I guess, they wont know the difference. Carry your clothes around and sell in schools, universities and colleges of educations. Also go around school hostels shouting "Things For Sell". It pays a lot.


Fifth and Final option is use some part of the money and buy a laptop if you don't have one already. Start Yahoo Yahoo! It maybe long before you pick but if Satan is on your side, a good maga will change your story forever. I don't want to say God because God does not like evil! Am just being realistic bro.

But never ever go for masters! Its useless. There is little or no white collar job in Nigeria now. The few available ones either pay peanuts or the high paying ones need connection to get! Don't learn any useless computer skills! You may remain hungry Don't become a Keke driver! You will suffer! Think big and become big!

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moscobabs:
But I heard this guy is broke.where he con get the money from?

50cent can never go broke. Go and read 50th law

Quality20:
Are these pidgin- english speaking brotherhood pply xtians or cultists? I can still remember how some of their girls who r my neighbors badly wanted to have sex wit me. Always looking at me so directly in d eyes - so raw n shameless. Always calling olumba their redeemer, is olumba a god or what?

even their song na olumba them dey praise. There was this girl i wanted to nack, on d d day gan gan
I just say make her view her phone. Na their video. Damnnn na there plick fall

As i no follow buy patek, i no die. So i no go die

Damnn ur villagers are craziii

haladadon:
one guy thought me how to use scissors to remove money from my safe box, I've never forgiven him ever since.

Guy i sabi use broom. It is not funny anymore. Man no fit save with this kolo again

Number 8 for those flexible people we see on shows

Buhari spokesman?

Them never get sense

One ode up there is still saying pdp lies.

I love this perry guy. His singing pattern is also unique. Man on duty used to be on repeat

EastGold:
I will beat you if you say that again

ehh brother no be so o. I get money to pet am na

I like this bae gan

Ok. Auction now abi

goddyono:
IF BETTER HUNGRY BEAT YOUR HEAD YOU GO CHOP

Hostel hunger

Watin i no about her be say money pass money.

Nigeria dah?

Asup just started, i dont want the strike to end jaree. Na now money sweet to spend dem con carry useless exam time table wan scatter person December.

All this soldiers no dey hear word. Stop going for political war

Effect of having no job

Makes sense. He is trying to tell us to love dem as they are.

Those guys should be killed too