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You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?

Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?

the worst fing av done is not doing any worst fings

hollywood has blessed its fans dis year wiv special movies of all tym...just 5months and we've seen some mind blowing movies with more to come....which is/are the best u've watched
as for me...
1. avengers
2. underworld awakening
3. twilight(breaking dawn)


lets see urs!!
EDITED: 2013!!!

Belt

A man was walking in a bush and he saw a lion in front of him, he knelt down and was praying to GOD to deliver him, when he open his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling also n praying, he ask the lion, mr lion are u also a christian? the lion reply,shut up! dont u pray before u eat? Lolz

The joke here is pple who don't use blackerry r also postin BC...ow dem take get am??
Here is a BC:
Yesterday I jst dey look all of una....oya take ya own BC Today at 6pm the BBM satellite will be flying over Nigeria to sensor all active BBM users. You must stand on your roof in your underwear and wave a Nigeria flag at the plane while doing the azonto. After doing this your BBM service will be super upgraded. If you do not broadcast this message an alien will come down and slap you with a fish. It works don't forget to dance azonto or even yahoozeeh.........
This message is from BlackBerry.
Una think say na only una sabi send BC:p >:/:|

U̶̲̥̅̊ r a liar!!!

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Naija proverbs reloaded...
He who fights and runs away .... Na
fear catch am
Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend...
Dey call am brother
... A rolling stone no just dey roll...
Naperson push am.
He who lives in a glass house……. Na im
pepe rest
A stitch intime........ Dey prevent
further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather...na the
same mama born dem.
One goodturn......... na correct power
steering be that.
A bird inhand........ Wetin e wan be
again if no be barbeque.
Half bread………. Is better than buns/
puff puff
D journey of a thousand miles…….
Ol’boy e beta make u carry your car go
o or enter aeroplane
He who laughs last........ na mumu.
Why im no catch the joke at the first
time and laugh when others dey laugh?
The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill
am.
All work and no play……Na Banker be
dat
All play and no work…… Abeg na real
life be dat. Afterall i see as u happy
wen dem declare holiday.

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