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#wetinconcern nigeria wiv Olympic medal

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This Iڪ the trending topic ϑή twitter...oya let's start our own here
#wetinconcern cow and bone
#wetinconcern dangote with who wants τ̲̅☺ be a millionaire
#wetin concern agbero wiv overload
Keep it coming peeps!!!

Naso...

A young woman was serving life
sentence in prison. Angry and
resentful
about her situation, she had
decided
that she would rather die than to
live
another year in prison. Over the
years
she had become good friends
with one
of the prison caretakers. His job,
among
others, was to bury those
prisoners
who died in a
graveyard just outside the prison
walls.
When a prisoner died, the
caretaker rang a bell, which was
heard
by everyone. The caretaker
then got the body and put it in a
casket.
Next, he entered his office to fill
out
the
death certificate before returning
to
the
casket to
nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the
casket on a wagon to take it to
the
graveyard and bury it. Knowing
this
routine, the woman devised an
escape
plan and shared it with the
caretaker.
The next time the bell rang, the
woman
would leave her cell and sneak
into the
dark room where the coffins
were kept.
She would slip into the coffin with
the
dead body while the caretaker
was
filling out the death certificate..
When
the care-taker returned, he would
nail
the lid shut and take the coffin
outside
the prison with the woman in the
coffin
along with the dead body. He
would
then bury the coffin. The woman
knew
there would be enough air for her
to
breathe until later in the evening
when
the caretaker would return to the
graveyard under the cover of
darkness,
dig up the coffin, open it, and set
her
free. The caretaker was reluctant
to go
along with this plan, but since he
and
the woman had become good
friends
over the years, he agreed to do it.
The
woman waited several weeks
before
someone in the prison died. She
was
asleep in her cell
when she heard the death bell
ring. She
got up and slowly walked
down the hallway. She was nearly
caught a couple of times. Her
heart was beating fast. She
opened the
door to the darkened
room where the coffins were
kept.
Quietly in the dark, she
found the coffin that contained
the
dead body, carefully climbed
into the coffin and pulled the lid
shut to
wait for the caretaker to come
and nail
the lid shut. Soon she heard
footsteps
and
the pounding of the hammer and
nails.
Even though she was very
uncomfortable in the coffin with
the
dead body, she
knew that with each nail she was
one
step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the
wagon
and taken outside to the
graveyard. She could feel the
coffin
being lowered into the ground.
She
didn't make a sound as the coffin
hit
the bottom of
the grave with a thud. Finally she
heard
the dirt
dropping onto the top of the
wooden
coffin, and she knew
that it was only a matter of time
until
she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute
silence, she began to laugh. She
was free! She was free! Feeling
curious,
she decided to light a
match to find out the identity of
the
dead prisoner beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that
the person she was lying next to was the dead caretaker
abeg...whats next 4 her

Becalina: I am something....greater than God, more evil than d devil, the poor has me, the rich lacks me and if U̶̲̥̅̊ eat me, U̶̲̥̅̊'ll die!!! What am i

old riddle...nothing

ichiezubby: ansa am na

no be mirror

uprigt_d: Where d joke? *stil searchin*
#smh

u lack sense of humour....saddist

ichiezubby: am smthn dat is seen as d best artist im d world,wat am i?

mirror

musKeeto: Bros, 4 over 5, i neva try... Na either marriage oath or vow... I no sabi o..

u try....fink harder...e simple

una no well o!! the job wey una dey suggest...e be like say na wetin una dey do ba? @ik121 @Gods-child, @CY09

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2 thiefs stole money from a bank and the following conversation ensured...

Thief 1: how much did we steal sef...lets count it

Thief 2: dont worry jare, we will hear it in the news tomorrow

Morning...pls who knowsa of any reasonable job some1 can do atleast b4 time of service....it will really be appreciated..thanks

I'm a batch c aspirant who Iڪ in dire need of a job atleast τ̲̅☺ avoid being idle till Nov(service) and of course make some cash b4 dat time...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ pls if U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ av or know of any legal/reasonable job, feel free τ̲̅☺ let us know cos A̶̲̥̅♏ sure u'll be doing some1 a favour and it will grealty be appreciated...fanks

lwkmd4h...nawa 4 dis country...pple are really desperate 4 money

lwkmd4h...nawa 4 dis country...pple are really desperate 4 money

[quote author=musKeeto]Vows

wrong-try again!!!

1.solve this:

7 - 4 + 3 x 0 + 1 =

2.What can be found in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

3.I am a word of 5 letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become a form of energy. Remove the first two and I'm needed to live. Scramble the last 3 and you can drink me. What am I?

4.What does every man have, some longer or shorter than others and they give it to their wife when they get married?

5.It can be cracked,
It can be made,
It can be told,
It can be played.
What is it?

=>>he who gets them correctly within 24hrs gets a recharge card...

A Lady's Inbox Vs A Guy's Inbox!
A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u
with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent
u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it
takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call
me back (Chairman)

A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I
told u am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat
(Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month
not be a story telling event like the
last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d
money for d NECO form (Junior
bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send
chop money quick, hunger wan
finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d
N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can
keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3
weeks (Neighbour's daughter).
Such is life.

2 idiots standing @ a museum looking @ an Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below it had d following conversation:
1st idiot: what does that mean?
2nd idiot: that must be his BB pin...

who has seen spiderman 4?

i am something....i go up but neva come down, what am i

i cant help but smile and feel sad at the same time...smile cos i xperienced them...and feel sad cos i wont experience dem anymore

• I missed the days of Apoche, cloths made from Chair materials.
• D days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspects our nails & uniform & den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks: U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi pelebe, ekono Gowon, baba dudu, Okin Round & Okin Four Corner. Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense".
• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako Biscuit.
• D days of Sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in Yoruba class "obe oba ba obo oba"
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira coin na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo & Choco milo sweet was 25 kobo.
• D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief.
• D days of mummy & daddy play♥♥:*
• D days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, Mr Marcaroni, change your style, pion pion pion (Gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau.
• those days when we used to fly kites on the streets, when boys used to make use of d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering.
• Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
• D days when Votron, jumbo, power rangers, ghost busters was our favourite cartoons:
• D days of Limca soft drinks & Choco milo advert on black and white Tv & Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm...choi! i remember this 1
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when Eleganza pen was d best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if its not coming:
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins, then national anthem before they resume program.
• D days where basket sandals, Simbi nd Kitto sandals was d best.
• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs
DSTV has come no more old fun:

I'm really proud to have Experienced all these, sure u r 2..
if u av more u can post o!!! lets share old experiences 2gether!!!

My first is twice in apple but not once in tart.
My second is in liver but not in heart.
My third is in giant and also in ghost.
Whole I'm best, when I am roast.
What are u?

wanna c ow well we know wot we are watching: its called the "quote game"...u write a quote from a movie, cartoon or series and the next person answers...the person who answers should always write a quote for the next person to answer for continuity...

the quotes must be interesting and easy to answer...enjoy!!!

here's mine: "u wanna knw my secret cap, am always angry"

battleship is owkay 2

no answer yet dull brains we've gat here

it was on d level of ok 4 me