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NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m):
Guess what...J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ checked NYSC website...lemme bring u τ̲̅☺ speed abt what ¶ found out...I KNOW NOTHING!!! Now U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ are up τ̲̅☺ speed!!! grin grin grin
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 6:51am On Sep 02, 2012
Goodmorning peeps!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 9:39pm On Sep 01, 2012
naturalwaves: I couldn't get what d Norwegian and German keeps initially,so I just tot it should be d Norwegian cos of d water.lolz.Didn't do a thorough job.
Went thru everything again and saw d Norwegian actually keeps cat.The Dane owns d horse.The Brit keeps birds.The Swede keeps dogs.

The German keeps d fish.The answer is d Geman.
N.B: The question is too tough.Used almost d whole of yesterday on it and a part of today as well.
Ans =German but u go buy Panadol o.
u need panasharp!!! grin grin grin

another 1
Three brothers share a family sport:
A non-stop marathon
The oldest one is fat and short
And trudges slowly on
The middle brother's tall and slim
And keeps a steady pace
The youngest runs just like the wind,
Speeding through the race
"He's young in years, we let him run,"
The other brothers say
"'Cause though he's surely number one,
He's second, in a way."
who are the three brothershuh
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 9:24pm On Sep 01, 2012
Itz simple jooor...when U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ read the question thoroughly, there are important facts U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ should note..like:

1.The Norwegian smokes dunhill and owns the cat
2. The owner of the blue ous keeps the horse and smokes blends
3. The Swede keeps the dog..
4. The owner who smokes pall mall rears the bird..which leaves us with 1 animal which Iڪ the fish...automatically since the German smokes prince, and from those facts above, he has 2 be the owner of the fish...shikena
As simple as A, B, C!!!
cuddos 2 U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ guys that figured it out!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 7:02pm On Sep 01, 2012
naturalwaves: That's Y it is a riddle (*winks)


I don't get ur point. U said U wished and said I am right again.I don't understand.
Moreover,if that riddle actually belongs to Einstein,he couldn't av said only 98% of people could solve it cos that will translate to almost everyone being able to solve it.I think He said 2%.Maybe U misquoted him. It is d person that has and takes water that owns d fish.D other ones keeps other pets.

Am I correct? Is the answer to d riddle'The Norwegian' like I said?
read it again...i've modified the post...u are wrong but its not the norwegian
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m):
naturalwaves: Four is a DOUBLE COMPANY and
Five is a CROWDED COMPANY
weird
naturalwaves: The Norwegian lives in d 1st house,his house is painted yellow,he smokes Dunhill and takes water so he definately owns d fish.

Ans=Norwegian. Is that correct?
i wish o!!! u are almost right...buh he drinks water doesnt mean he owns d fish

the question actually belongs to albert einstein and he sed only 2% will get it...98% couldnt solve it!!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 6:09pm On Sep 01, 2012
Abbasufi: HMMM U SHUD UNDASTAND WAT I HAV GONE THRU MY BRODA
yes o!!! i understand bro
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 10:36am On Sep 01, 2012
Gods-child:
hahahahhaahahaa...You be Chelsea fan??...Me no too dey watch ball like that jare...Good morning boss!
yes o...love watching ball...morning
Gods-child:
Me I don dey vex oooo!...If dem like, make dem chop dem timetable...As I dey look am, camping fit reach November ending/December ooo...
na hin go make sense pass jaree
Abbasufi: KAI! I DNT PRAY FOR DAT O.LAST YEAR BY NOW D TYM TABL WAS ALREADY OUT.
e don tey wey u don dey monitor the time-table grin grin
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 5:52am On Sep 01, 2012
@Gods child...¶ see U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ 2 o!!!
Chelsea J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ fall ̸ϟɣ hand last 9t...
RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You Had Your 1st Kiss? by dlex21(m): 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2012
march 25th...was 19 den, and it took me ova 2hours cos the gal knew ow and i was still a novice...was scared not to mess-up cos i told her i can...
the 1st tym will always be the best!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 1:48pm On Aug 31, 2012
naturalwaves: In dis sequence,everything revolves around d first term which is 2.
(2+14)=16
2*16=32....we will skip d nxt term I.e 3 before writing 32.
(2+3)=5
2*5=10.Skip one,I.e 32 and write 10.
(2+32)=34
(2*34)= 68.we skip 10 and write 68

Therefore,the answer is 68.The nxt term is 68. Is that correct?
naturalwaves: In dis sequence,everything revolves around d first term which is 2.
(2+14)=16
2*16=32....we will skip d nxt term I.e 3 before writing 32.
(2+3)=5
2*5=10.Skip one,I.e 32 and write 10.
(2+32)=34
(2*34)= 68.we skip 10 and write 68

Therefore,the answer is 68.The nxt term is 68. Is that correct?
its not correct

the other question is dere now
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 1:48pm On Aug 31, 2012
princessmia: 6D kuma?! shocked
u dey doubt amhuh
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m):
naturalwaves: Here are some new riddles and teasers.

1)If two's a company, and three's a crowd.
Then what's four and five ?

2) Tinkybabe left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday How did that happen?

3) Einstein Knows what 11, 69, and 88 have in common?Do You ?

4) What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D

5) An explorer goes on an exposition in the jungle. He sets up camp in the middle of the jungle. The next morning he sees something with a head and a tail, but he is not afraid. What did he see in his bag?

Tougher ones coming soon !!!!!!
1. nine

2. thursday is the name of the horse

3. when u turn them upside down, the numbers remain desame

4. F

5. coin

answer dis

1. Can you figure out what number comes next? 2, 14, 3, 32, 10, ...

2.There are 5 houses in 5 different colors in a row. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. Other facts:
1. The Brit lives in the red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
5. The green house's owner drinks coffee.
6. The owner who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The owner living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The owner who keeps the horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
12. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who drinks water.

The question is: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 11:54am On Aug 31, 2012
princessmia: dlex!
watchin u from the moon...6D tinz
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 7:45am On Aug 31, 2012
psoto: You see, this thread is very unpredictable. Some set of people might wake up τ̅☺ start gisting I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the night o. So, you fit meet 50pages tmrw morning.lol..
Sleep well bro.
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ were one of Dem...its like U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ r doin 9t shift somewia, that's y U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ didn't sleep..ℓoℓ
Morning y'all...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 11:55pm On Aug 30, 2012
Gud9t ̸ϟɣ pple...make una sef go sleep S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ pages no go plenty 2 read 2Mao...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2012
ik121: Breezy nd Dlex i appreciate so much. Nothin dey happen...
Yw bro...no p!!!
Bad news Iڪ good-news in disguise..
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 7:57pm On Aug 30, 2012
psoto: And why didn't GC say anythinghuh
GC, what's wrong?
Yea...he's quiet...sooo unusual
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 7:33pm On Aug 30, 2012
Love Iڪ when U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ see U̶̲̥̅̊я wive wiv another man and tell her "honey, dress up and let's go home"...death Iڪ when she follows him home
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m):
@IK...¶ feel U̶̲̥̅̊я pain bro...here's ̸ϟɣ story...
Finished since dec last year, rounded off project and defense since march wiv the op of goin July...wen the mob num came out, ̸ϟɣ dept wasn't included and ¶ was d 1 telling ̸ϟɣ friends that had given up ϑή July 2 chill...cos anyfin can happen...imagine the frustration and disappointment 2 find out that ¶ won't be goin July, whereas ̸ϟɣ friends in oda depts including d 1s ¶ told 2 chill..were all goin but... What could ¶ av done oda than chill 4 nov batch...
As they say every disappointment Iڪ a blessing and God's tym Iڪ d best!!!
S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ bro...J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ take heart..all Iڪ well!!!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 2:39pm On Aug 30, 2012
cutey toh bad :
I finished from Unilorin am in Abj currently ave been home since July and I want to serve in Ogun state. N. U?
Nyc...finished from uniabuja, been @ om since July, A̶̲̥̅♏ in lag now and I'm torn btw serving in abj and delta/cross-river..
4ni enuf, A̶̲̥̅♏ from ogun, y do U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ wanna serve in ̸ϟɣ state?
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m):
cutey toh bad :
Abi ooooo. I don tire self.
S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ which sch did U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ graduate from, wia r U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ now,ow long av U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ been @ om, and wia do U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ wanna serve?
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 10:15am On Aug 30, 2012
psoto: Na wa o. That's not fair o.
Naso we see A̶̲̥̅♏...
psoto: cheesy S.A. will be better jawe, in my own opinion sha.
Ofcos Ŋa̶̲̥̅...south Africa Iڪ ϑή point but Ghana 2 Iڪ owk considering the cost and standard of living
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 9:56am On Aug 30, 2012
cutey toh bad :
MOrning everyone,it being a while now. Any gist about when the batch C time table is going to be timed.
hey...ow r u cheesy na nysc time...free dem
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 9:54am On Aug 30, 2012
Gods-child:
hmmmm...One of the best places, provided, money dey!!...Lag na 'off' for me too sef...If they post me there, I'll probably be the 1st person that has ever redeployed from Lag...
naso we see am o!!! lag is to stressful jare...i live here, i mos def wont enjoy it cos i wee stay om...i wanna runnnnnn...Ghana or SA on my mind grin grin grin
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 9:50am On Aug 30, 2012
psoto: Wait a minute o. DLEX, are you trying τ̅☺ tell me that Abj corpers collect only federal allowee?
u dey doubt amhuh trying to tell u is an understatement...its d federal capital, so who wan pay uhuh except a private or government firm sha
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 9:32am On Aug 30, 2012
Tinkybabe: I'm with naturalwaves on it..this just goes on to confirm my observation.Dlex21 is one wicked guy..he framed the question to pose confusion..You must not be an examiner o.lol.

Thanks for activating our brain cells though..It seems you and naturawaves belong to the same league
i'm not wicked o!!!
based on minds of gurus wey una get, u were expecting a complicated question...
to me, the question was very straightforward...make una no vex

answer this: what is 2 + 2= grin grin grin

naturalwaves: The 1st surgeon will use glove A and will pull it off wen done.Glove A will have one clean side and one blood stained part.

The 2nd surgeon will put on glove B and do d same as d first surgeon.

As for d 3rd surgeon,he will put on glove A exactly d way d 1st surgeon wore it.Since he cannot use d blood stained surface on d patient again,he will reverse glove B leaving d clean side as d outermost and then put it ontop of d glove A he is putting on. By so doing,there won't be a direct lay of blood on his palms,d two blood stained surfaces will contact in-between and he will have a clean surface to perform his own surgery on d patient also.
nawa o!!! now that is a complicated answer
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 11:00pm On Aug 29, 2012
Gods-child:
Nawao!...I wonder why people are always rushing to go there, just like lagos...lagos has stopped paying too...
Bros...if U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ go there...U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ sef wee like 2 live there...its really one of the best places 2 live as far as U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ av money sha...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can't blame Dem...
Can't stay in lag tho...wouldn't enjoy it...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 10:02pm On Aug 29, 2012
Gods-child:
Oookay then, but do you have any idea of how much they pay corp members??...And the standard of living there...I'm just curious in case I find myself there ni oo...


...Confirm!...Na so e be oooo...lol!
pay kehuh its d federal capital nah...no state payment and d standard of living is high o!!!
psoto: Acid still good naa. We do more than acids! PDP!!! Power τ̅☺ the Pweeties. grin
*low key tinz*
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 9:44pm On Aug 29, 2012
[quote author=naturalwaves][/quote]i admire the effort u put in but sowee 2 disappoint u...thats not the answer

the question says 5 consecutive numbers that u'll add up to give 22...thats all...no need for long work
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2012
Dahrach: am surely having a good time..
ok na...good 2 hear
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by dlex21(m): 9:17pm On Aug 29, 2012
psoto: We're giving him welcome package. After today, he tries again and...you know the rest grin
me sef no go wan use acid bath nah...

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