Abortions:
If U SEND ME A MAIL USIN ANY OTHER EMAIL I WON'T C IT.MEK USE OF D 1 I SENT

Yomidavid@gmail.com right?

Abortions:
d EMAIL I USED 4 MY NL ACCT AINT WORKIN.TRY DIS;YOMYDAVID@GMAIL.COM

Makes the two of us.
Sent you a mail
My Whatsapp is actually on my last thread.

omonighoblessing:


Obsessed folks are those folks who'll threaten to kill themselves if you break up with them. Sometimes ladies stay back in a relationship because he threatened he'd kill himself if she leaves, so she doesn't want to be responsible for his death and she stays in. That's manipulation. Insecure men are masters at emotional manipulation.

I've actually experienced that with a girl before.

Being insecure in a relationship is relative.

Abortions:
AHSWEAR DIA MATTER DEY WEAK MY BELLE

Bro check your mail, I've sent you my working email addy.

Mimienudles:
go away joor. You not serious

Don't worry. It's just for a night and we ain't fvcking them.

ladySuperb:

Ask platinum photos if my pictures are filter

I don't know platinum photos but I'm Damn sure you'd look different in person.

I don't need a soothsayer to tell me you've got filters going on but I admire the ease at which you smile and the bright eyes.

Your diaposure exhumes a lot of confidence and I like that too.
You look like a girl I can take to places without a bother about what people would think.

Mimienudles:
you seriously have to stay off this Abortions guy, he could infect you with his disease, God forbid! Please. He's got some real issues, I tell you

We all got issues and only a few bottles together with lap dancers can solve it.

Abortions:
MEHN O BAD o,i HpE SHE'S NT AMNG EM 96%

Which one be 96%?

Just follow me I'll shoot you a mail so we plan a hang out.
Too many kid stuff going on here.

Abortions:
U AIN'T MARRIED YET.WATZ KEEPIN U FRM CATCHIN FISHES

Mehn catching fishes ain't just my priority.
I'm actually tired of all that.
My last relationship was an eye opener.

The girl nearly killed me with sex.

You never hear sey olomi lo m a re.

I'm actually looking for something more meaningful. A person I can sit and plan my life with.
Discuss my weakness without fear.

I'm tired of all these sex, romance and dating bullsh*t.

I telll most ladies nowadays up front and if she ain't game she can move along.

One of them is actually on this thread.

Abortions:
MEHN AM INTERESTD

Even me sef I'm tempted.

You are not a Nairalander if you don't know these trolls.

Mamagee
Onila
MrCork

and the king of them all

Musiwa the only Nairalander who has over 100 monikers and counting.

Me nkor!

Abortions:
D 1 WeY D PAIN ME NA THEIR RATE OF FORMIN

I tore o!

How I wish sey I no stop my wild lifestyle, I no go even get time for Nairaland.

Na club parole sure pass.


Lap dance for gentlemen's club in Allen is just 1k and dem go dey beg you on top.

Na all these babes you go still Jam there.

ladySuperb:

As for me lie!!!!

Wait lets meet first then I can tell if yours is not a filter..

Abortions:
N IF U TEL DEM NW DEY WIL START KILLIN U

No be me carry my leg waka go meet them?

Abortions:
GUY UR HEAD DEY DERE I CAN BUY U A DRINK

I've had a recent encounter myself.

My guy I just confuse o!

Couldn't believe my eyes. Thought I was dreaming.

I swear Smartphone cameras are the biggest scam of all time.

I.G is evern worse.

My guy usually flies in ph and abj babes to Lagos for weekend trips and there was this one he anticipated before going to pick her at the airport.
Lo and behold, what he saw wasn't what he bargained for. He said he couldn't hide his disappointment from her.

Most only look good on photos.

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NoToPile:
Nice doing business with you mr DLGY/safedavid, A smooth transaction it was.



By the way I was not scammed, just felt I should give feedback.

Thanks mr smartchoicesNG for opening this thread.

Very hilarious thread.

Thanks for the feedback maam.

I hope the freezer hasn't given you any issues ever since.

To be honest, i hardly use it for the fear of procuring huge electricity bills due to the prepaid meter billing in my home.
Meanwhile, it's been excellent the few times it's been put to use.

Thank God the nay sayers have been put to shame by your display of trust.

Truthfully, i never expected that you would show up hence my leaving the office late that morning and due to the fact that i had to make a quick run at the bank at Lekki.

Now i have one less person who wouldn't believe this backstabbers with pull him down mentality (PHD)

This lady spent hours in my home and was very comfortable all through, we even went to a neighbours house to check something while sipping cold drinks on the street just like brothers and sisters.
I swear people would think we've known each other for decades.

Had to create this account just to reply this post cuz my alt was banned and DLGY got deactivated even though they failed woefully in their plot to embarrass me.

This lady no doubt earned my respect in a just a few hours of knowing her.


cc SmartchoicesNG