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Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by DLGUY: 4:19pm On Mar 18, 2017
kimbra:
Sorry about that. They're for sale, 50k each.

Lol!

The mother's ears shouldn't be dropping unlike most pedigree.

My fav are smaller and playful breeds like Lhassa or Samoyed...

Happy sales.
Romance / Re: A Boy Posted These Pictures On Facebook! See Reactions by DLGUY: 4:10pm On Mar 18, 2017
Sh*t happens.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Gone Bad, Matured Advice Needed.. by DLGUY: 4:09pm On Mar 18, 2017
timsonpreye:
bro am serious abt us but if I eventually disflow her, am scared she may even kill herself if she sees me talking to any girl around... sad

Did she say she is a virgin? grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by DLGUY: 4:06pm On Mar 18, 2017
kimbra:
Well, it's relative. Once the biological clock starts ticking, some would easily settle for less while others never. It's an individual thing and marriage isn't everything. Ladies should find fulfilment in themselves before thinking of marriage. No man wants a liability for a wife.


What about the puppy I asked? grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by DLGUY: 3:58pm On Mar 18, 2017
deparagon:


you don't mean it @d Bolded, buh lalasticlala wats ur
take on wat this human being is saying?

Read and read it over again.
Take some time to digest it and maybe you will be able to understand.

Perhaps I should rephrase it just to help you.

Girls dont approach men they like, so they only get to choose from men who approach them.

Kapische?

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Gone Bad, Matured Advice Needed.. by DLGUY: 3:56pm On Mar 18, 2017
I got you Alexialin.

Funnily, I knew OP isn't ready for anything serious.
More like the puppy love kinda thingy.

But on a more serious note besides education, nothing stops a 19 year old from raising kids and being successful at it. I've seen such who are even more matured than those on their mid 30's. Do I need to remind you that the past CBN governor got married to one. Or was she 21?

So what is stopping you from getting hooked with you kinda man if I may ask. grin
Romance / Re: 10 Bro Codes by DLGUY: 3:42pm On Mar 18, 2017
You don't expect me to memorize all this supposed "bro code" of yours. Do you?
Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by DLGUY: 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2017
kimbra:
You just arrived!.

I've seen pretty girls settle for men they normally would have told off when their market was selling and then their time starts ticking. Pressure from family and friends make them settle for less.

Pretty ladies are sometimes fooled by the attention they get at their blossoming time.
Soon enough, it starts to fade away and the attention drops. Then they are faced with a challenge to find the right person who by then would be seeking fresher ones.

It's a cycle. grin
Men almost never loose this game.


I need a pup btw kimbra grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by DLGUY: 3:32pm On Mar 18, 2017
kimbra:
Like seriously?.

Yeah!

You only have the right to say yes or no. But you can't decide who comes to you.

That's what I mean.

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Romance / Re: Pubic Wig Is A New Trend by DLGUY: 3:29pm On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin


Dont u like it? cheesy

Not bad.
Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by DLGUY: 3:21pm On Mar 18, 2017
Unfortunately, a girl don't decide when or whom she gets married to. She can only pray the right choice comes along.

You only have the choice to accept or reject a proposal but you have no control over who comes to you.

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Promises Never To Crack Negative Jokes About The Nigerian Police Ag by DLGUY: 3:00pm On Mar 18, 2017
DozieInc:
Believe everything except this joke ( below )

Bail is free only on paper.


klassykute:
Can Bail ever be free in naija?

Police stations are like Monet making ventures while the DPO is the Managers.

IPO's are like marketing officers in charge of suspects...lol!
Romance / Re: 2 Paramount Reasons Why U Shouldn't Masturbate by DLGUY: 2:51pm On Mar 18, 2017
Abortions:
NOBDY WUD WANNA MAKE HELL,WUD THEY?


Isn't getting buried under the scorching earth worse than hell ?
Romance / Re: Am I Cute Or Nah? Rate My Pic by DLGUY: 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2017
hungrynigerian:

Oga believe what you want, that is my picture....i know I look okay. I don't need your approval.

Bro you're ok.
Just find a way to feed better..D

Damn! What a moniker. Lol!
Romance / Re: 2 Paramount Reasons Why U Shouldn't Masturbate by DLGUY: 2:14pm On Mar 18, 2017
We all die eventually. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by DLGUY: 2:02pm On Mar 18, 2017
CaroLyner:
Awwe pray it all works out smiley

I'm getting closer by the day. grin

Romance / Re: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by DLGUY: 1:51pm On Mar 18, 2017
CaroLyner:
Yeah cold stone special
tongue

I'm salivating already.

I like your profile pic.

More like my story.
Romance / Re: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by DLGUY: 1:36pm On Mar 18, 2017
CaroLyner:
You joined NL on my birthday smiley

Happy birthday in arrears. grin
Hope you still have cakes left.
Romance / Re: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by DLGUY: 1:28pm On Mar 18, 2017
Only mentally sick people would use this for their sexual pleasure.

CaroLyner:
This is for lonely white guys

There are actually hookers everywhere they could patronize except maybe they are socially inept.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Gone Bad, Matured Advice Needed.. by DLGUY: 1:27pm On Mar 18, 2017
alexialin:
Op first she's too young 2 understand what dating is all about. Her hormones are not stable at this age until she's like 24years old. It's nature. She's in love with u too. And deep down she wants to be cuddled, romanced and all that. So for now? No need breaking up with her.. Shes still growing and trying to understand her feelings for u.
Take it easy with her. Just keep bn friends with her..
But remember as she grows and matures, her feelings for u might change or still remain the same or even stronger.. So it's a 50-50 chance.
So try love sensibly incase she breaks up for good when she has clocked 25 or so.
In between how old are u?

Who told you 19 is too young.

Girls get exposed to a lot of things quiet early in their lives, besides that was the age women started having families in the olden days. If Mott for education, 19 is ripe and old enough to start easing kids especially if she is fully developed with wide hips and other features that depict womanhood.

The girl only got jealous and reacted. I guess OP should forgive her and reassure her .

Bhet why cry tho?

I'm hardly moved to tears no matter what o !

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Celebrities / Re: The Otedola Ladies Step Out In Style For Temi Otedola's Tea Party by DLGUY: 1:17pm On Mar 18, 2017
Can't believe I got over my crush for cuppy.

Now I believe that scientific statement that says an average crush lasts only 4 months. Anything beyond that would be something else. grin

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Romance / Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by DLGUY: 1:02pm On Mar 18, 2017
nunamyeong:



my nigga leave the op make he sha dey post pix of how people wey get sense for their country dey jolly...
so that e go motivate Nigerian youths to
get sense and make
those vegetables n co accountable for anytin dey do

I don here ! grin

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Romance / Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by DLGUY: 12:53pm On Mar 18, 2017
nunamyeong:



so u know all these things and you kon dey
talk say make explorer and the MODinats get their priority right abi...

Threads such as this has zero relevance to our day to day life as Nigerians that's what I'm saying and if seeing white people on bikinis is so intriguing then I wonder if OP is from the cave man era. grin

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Romance / Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by DLGUY: 12:35pm On Mar 18, 2017
nunamyeong:



abi..... next year own u go dey very surprise to see some naija folks there... make i no mention name sha

Miami Florida is a popular holiday destination even among Nigerians so why the hell not if you can afford the plane ticket but I know other places where you'd have even more fun and wilder parties like Ibiza Spain.

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Romance / Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by DLGUY: 12:29pm On Mar 18, 2017
nunamyeong:




ogbeni take your time oooo. abi na explorer talk say make Nigeria no get sense or turn to a failed state ni


That's Oyinbo mans lifestyle. I'm not even intrigued by this.


Haven't you heard of nude beaches?

This is nothing compared to that.

I don't even know why this should be on the front page.
Romance / Re: Can You Go Back To An Ex by DLGUY: 12:26pm On Mar 18, 2017
No if the reason you left her is justifyable and not yet sorted out.

For someone who cheats, there is no guarantee she won't do it again most especially that she's been caught once and forgiven.

She is likely to do it again.
Romance / Re: 'I Have Decided To Become A Lesbian'facebook Lady Recieves Backlash(screenshots) by DLGUY: 11:47am On Mar 18, 2017
Most ladies at some point have engaged in Lesbianism so its not a big deal.

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Webmasters / Re: Developer/programmer Needed. by DLGUY: 11:44am On Mar 18, 2017
Keep it coming guys..
Romance / Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by DLGUY: 11:42am On Mar 18, 2017
Mr Explorers you can do better.

This thread doesn't in any way have an impact on our lives and the Mod who featured this should get his priorities right.

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Why?,why Are Nairaland Gals So Ugly,maka Why?(photo) by DLGUY: 11:40am On Mar 18, 2017
ladySuperb:

shocked

Why are you surprised?
Romance / Re: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by DLGUY: 11:23am On Mar 18, 2017
Sike:
All na tricks not traits.

Lmao!

You go fear.. grin

After a year or two into marriage she now shows her true colour.

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Romance / Re: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by DLGUY: 11:19am On Mar 18, 2017
Where do you want to find such a girl, heaven?

Zarzar is right, such girls only exist in your dreams.

We may have near perfect ones but they'd definitely come with issues of their own.

My last girl made my apartment look like paradise but she was darn too demanding.

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