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Romance / Re: Ask Seun for this topic by DLGUY: 10:25am On Mar 19, 2017
Yeah!
Some girls really deserve that.
Culture / Re: . by DLGUY: 10:21am On Mar 19, 2017
Yeah!
Even in the so called highbrow areas.
Romance / Re: Some Ladies Can Be Wicked Sha! See How This Man Was Heart Broken by DLGUY: 10:14am On Mar 19, 2017
Some girls are wicked Sha! grin

Even a million bucks wouldn't take a tear drop from my eyes talk much of a girl.

Na to go booze sure pass if I were him. cool
Romance / Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by DLGUY: 10:04am On Mar 19, 2017
kimbra:
The one that spent 500k on a gf was stupid!.

Spend on her but wisely.

There goes my darling little friend.grin

For me, I always encourage any girl I date to make her own money because I have too many responsibilities to even make her my priority.

All I can do is augment what she has and even at that she has to earn it .

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Family / Re: Depressed Wife Needs Your Urgent Advice. by DLGUY: 9:49am On Mar 19, 2017
I think you should involve law enforcement or agencies that protect women's rights against domestic violence.

Sorry maam, your situation is beyond depression and has now graduated to physical abuse.

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Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 9:41am On Mar 19, 2017
josite:
do a stress test for the woman u will marry.pretend u dont have money,pretend u are very sick and pretend u will always have the last say and note how she reacts.and more importantly pretend to divulge some secrets to her .sucessful men are the ones who cant afford to marry just any girl,poor people can.
Gbam!
I have a case of a pretty girl who probably has been smashed several times by the boss who gave her a new job while her hubby at home probably thinks the mother of his child is faithful to him.
SMH!
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 9:36am On Mar 19, 2017
BoleynDynaSTY:
lol so your point is that pretty girls aren't wife materials but the ugly ones are? cheesy.... Oya guys over to y'all

A man who wants peace of mind shouldn't marry a woman who is too flashy because of the constant attention she'd get.

Except maybe he's getting into the marriage just for the show off.

Nothing beats having a happy and stable home without unnecessary intruders who come as admirers.

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Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 9:29am On Mar 19, 2017
God bless you OP.

I wouldn't consider myself successful until I hit my first Billion.
But until then, I'm not even considering marrying any of these Olosho's.
Thank God I have some finess in my gene so I won't be worried about producing beautiful kids.

The woman who gave birth to me was and still is a damsel. kiss

Thanks OP FOR this advice.

I bless God I never went on a date with that witch.
Apparently, there's a blessing in every dissappointment.

You truly can't turn a ho to a wife.

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Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 9:27am On Mar 19, 2017
A REPENTED YPRUBA DEMON grin

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Religion / Re: Seven Reasons Your Church Members Aren’t Using Your Church Website by DLGUY: 8:43am On Mar 19, 2017
Let me add this.

You don't have accurate information and data of your church members.

You also don't have an interesting website and you don't want to invest in or hire a capable webmaster.
Religion / Re: Stop Lateness To Church, Start Now by DLGUY: 8:27am On Mar 19, 2017
With all these fake pastors everywhere. Make I no talk my mind.lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 8:21am On Mar 19, 2017
I will add some more absolutely beautiful family portraits pictures just for your viewing pleasure so leggo.cheesy

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Family / Re: Between The Landlord And The 'landlord-fearing' Tenants by DLGUY: 8:13am On Mar 19, 2017
Lord I thank you I don't have a landlord though I once lived with my brother who had this terrible landlord who wanted to rip him off for supplying us power from his Mikano generator.

My brother called his bluff and backed out of the arrangement after testing it out for a month or so.

He bought his own generator and that put paid to that scheme.

We lived in his house for 2 years which was one of the worst in my life due to the incessant robbery incidents in that area.

Our house was invaded unsuccessfully twice.

We went to bed at night in fear that it may be our last night.

I can't but thank God for making me pass through all this and still live to tell the story.
Webmasters / Re: Kemi Filani Weds Adeyemi Emmanuel (Photos) by DLGUY: 8:12am On Mar 19, 2017
The guy in a green cap looks like Jidetheblogger.

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Romance / Re: That Awkward Moment After Hiv Test by DLGUY: 8:05am On Mar 19, 2017
Especially when you know so many waters have passed under the bridge grin

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Romance / Re: What's The Biggest/most Stupid Lie A Girl/guy Ever Told You. by DLGUY: 8:04am On Mar 19, 2017
She demanded a new phone and then all of a sudden got enough money to buy it after two days claiming she had been saving.

Who doesn't know you have another maga somewhere. I bet she pays him in kind as well.

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Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by DLGUY: 7:21am On Mar 19, 2017
This is unbelievable.
No you are not impotent.
Sex is a thing of the mind and I'm sure your first experience with the prostitute has conditioned you to believe so.

I would make suggestions on how you can get your mind back to sexually stimulate your body but first this thread needs more people's attention so I'll help you call on lalasticlala to do the needful.

And if it is truely spiritual like you have posited.
I'd suggest your go on your knees and cry into God .

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by DLGUY: 12:07am On Mar 19, 2017
handsam:


In the end, You can only beat your chest but do nothing.

#Mtcheewww, Take your epileptic self off my mentions.

Yeye! grin

It amuses me how gullible you are.

You've had your warning and don't rely so much on your anonymity because it's only a facade.

A word is enough handsam.
Celebrities / Re: Sarkodie Is Not Dead, See His Latest Tweet (Snapshots) by DLGUY: 11:50pm On Mar 18, 2017
Hmmm!

This are the kind of news you read on Linda Ikeji's blog but where us she today?

Haven't heard of her in a while.
Granted she is rich but rich people also go broke.

Lesson learnt, post relevant news only on Nairaland.
No one knew if Sarkodue was shot dead until now.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by DLGUY: 11:15pm On Mar 18, 2017
handsam:


Nairalanders are just too wicked. embarassed

What an irony...
Got any more sceeengrabs to show fool!
Family / Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by DLGUY: 10:32pm On Mar 18, 2017
This is a lie.
Family / Re: My Cousin's Fiancee Is Mentally Challenged, Please Advise Him by DLGUY: 9:28pm On Mar 18, 2017
alexialin:





My dear it's not heartlessness

You are talking about a mental case which will also transfer to his unborn kids.. And this kind of thing might have been born to ancestral curse way back. Trust me no child wants to be mentally unstable cos both parents were not wise enough to place them in consideration.
He can marry her if he's feel it's wicked to breakup but please and please they should not have kids together.. For the childrens sake. Put future kids into consideration as well...no time for sentiments.

The truth is ? He should breakup with her.. Gradually but surely. Even God will understand

I understand.
A gradual break up is better.

There's a way you break up with someone and they wouldn't feel bitter about it.

I feel sorry for the guy tho', even for the lady.
Family / Re: My Cousin's Fiancee Is Mentally Challenged, Please Advise Him by DLGUY: 8:40pm On Mar 18, 2017
I feel pity for Demola too.
But I wonder what sort of mental challenge will Moe them fall sick at will.

That is really strange.

Oyind18:
Quit if you can't bear the burden.

Nothing to be devastated about

The dude is devastated because he's invested in the relationship.
You just don't jump in and out of a relationship like you presumed.
He has to Moe a soft landing for both parties if they can't carry on.
The way some people go about breakjnv up or rejection is amusing.
Such heartlessnes.
They only leave a long trail of bitterness and pain which may come back and hunt them.

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Celebrities / Re: Ayotomide Labinjo, Davido's Third Baby Mama And Daughter (Photos) by DLGUY: 8:36pm On Mar 18, 2017
UncleJudax:

Hehe. You no see that Stephanie Otobo. Even if them pay you, you go knock for her door? grin

Somethings no just get explanation.

Those people no get class jor!

There's a difference between having money and having class.

Like Olamide rightly said.
Money can't buy class.

#Gbam

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Romance / Re: Guys Would You Allow This Form From Your Wife While Driving - Photo by DLGUY: 7:44pm On Mar 18, 2017
Yeah!
Some spoilt brats actually do it but I won't take it.
Maybe if she hold my Kini, I might step on the break and park somewhere for some lil kinkyness. grin

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Crime / Re: Newborn Baby In A Polythene Bag Dumped In A Bush In Kwara (Throwback Pics) by DLGUY: 7:42pm On Mar 18, 2017
Knowing that women like this exist is just sad.
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi & Ooni Of Ife Attend Graduation Ceremony Of Sanusi's Daughter In UK by DLGUY: 7:41pm On Mar 18, 2017
drightguy:
Social Class.
That's life.

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Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Aba By A Policeman While On His Back Home From An Eatery by DLGUY: 7:40pm On Mar 18, 2017
If no be God, I for no dey alive.
And some people think they will go unpunished.

Haha!
I laugh in Swahili.
Crime / Re: Woman Arrested After Stealing Charm Failed Her (photo) by DLGUY: 7:38pm On Mar 18, 2017
Does all this charm even work?

The only charm I have working for me is my smile. cheesy
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Holds Umbrella For Goodluck Jonathan (Photo) by DLGUY: 7:28pm On Mar 18, 2017
Once a slave, always a slave.

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Celebrities / Re: Ayotomide Labinjo, Davido's Third Baby Mama And Daughter (Photos) by DLGUY: 7:24pm On Mar 18, 2017
The resemblance is striking.
It amazes me how some people could be so careless with sex.
No atom of self control.
How could he have even gotten down with that anexoeric looking girl? sad sad

This is beyond me I swear. cheesy

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