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Family / Re: Do Anyone Know This Woman? by DLGUY: 3:06pm On Mar 19, 2017
It is indeed a wicked world if her story is true.
Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 2:37pm On Mar 19, 2017
All black.

Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 2:27pm On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:

Hmmmm!
Bro you seem to be a cool guy but based on the little conversation we just had and the way you reacted. Something is wrong with you sir.

Going to drink my garri ijebu.

Lmao!

Enjoy your garri sir. grin
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 2:25pm On Mar 19, 2017
amokeme:

cheesy cheesy cheesy he won't admit anything you say,I feel he still likes her, but he is pained because she is probably happy and he can't do anything about it.
His lashing out about the issue is his grieving style

Yes o.

Let me grieve. grin

Like you think I'm not happy too?

Once I log off Nairaland I have an army of friends I'll go hang out with and have fun so don't think my life revolves around one girl.
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 2:15pm On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


This is childish abeg.


Person wey God never answer her prayers wey dey curse. grin

Thank God I've been promoted beyond my expectations ever since and that's evidence that curses will never work on me.

God trully blesses his own beyond what human curses can affect.

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Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 1:54pm On Mar 19, 2017
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Toks2008:


Thank God you did not waste 13years with one as I did.

Wow!

Would you believe this people were still interrogating me on my finances, my job, how much I earn. Like w.t.f!

Is that all that matters to them?
They even made me know how much she made her hair. Damn!
Looked like her mom was ready to sell her to the highest bidder.

I swear I was just confused.
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 12:37pm On Mar 19, 2017
MrSly:

Leave those folk, sometimes I wonder why they struggle with men for equality. They should first of all deal with their indecisive, unstable, confused and fragile psychology. Those folk are highly unreliable.


That's the right word.
Unreliable.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo To Remain In Detention Until March 23rd by DLGUY: 12:27pm On Mar 19, 2017
This is what you get when you offend the Ebora of Owu.

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Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 12:08pm On Mar 19, 2017
Blonchilli:

Bro it smells like you've got an interesting story to tell on how you dodged a witch grin

Bro I'm not interested in telling stories.
Just relieving my personal experience.grin

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Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:59am On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


No be only Congo. You no get Burkina Faso garri cheesy

Malawi garri sef dey! cheesy
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:54am On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


We all have seen and taken pictures with all kinds of women. It proves nothing until you post a picture of you banging that girl doggy style grin

Give me one bag of garri and salt to taste cheesy

No be only doggy.. undecided

Na Congo garri I dey sell .

Make I send you invoice ? grin
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:47am On Mar 19, 2017
Iefosa:
Wow... I don't know how to react to this .

I have this Damn hot girl, she is super hot with wicked curves and all, we met in school started talking and things went smoothly. Started dated and boom everything was fine.. Even though she told she was single, I had to believe that lie and just pretend it's true.
But as time goes, events unfolds lol, first I noticed she is a phone freak, she with her phone up till 12, 1am at night. She doesn't allow me touch her, dare not go near her boobs lol, and when it's time to have sex have to plea plea and plea and we do just half round lol and she say it's OK let's sleep haha.

I also realized she is happier when I got stuffs on my way back from work, to save her from cooking, gosh she hates cooking, and the kitchen is always messed. I do dishes and all, man I was in love.

The last time I was at hers, I stumbled upon a letter from one of her admirers, and demanded to know who the person was, you should see her reaction and she was busy following about requesting me to give back the paper. Frankly I had nothing to do with the letter I was just trying to understand if that person was there that evening. She lied and said it happened along time ago, bla bla, she was searching for stuffs and found it in purse and dropped it on the table. She went to bed and slept. I was so tired, so I slept off too. When I woke in the money, I wanted to play with her a little before getting set for work, she screamed and ask me to stop. Then I realized she was mad about last night. I got ready, dropped her letter and left till this moment, she never wrote or called. Then it was crystal clear to me and I realized the following :

1. I was nevr her number one and would nevr be.

2.She seems happier and romantic only when I buy mds and BKs or kfcs.

3.Her phone always faced down when she is a compromising position lol

4. Our Sex life sucks

5. She never likes me, just the freebies and some hype from a friend that made her considered me.

Buttom line is guys, op is right, especially good, young successful guys, nice ass is great, the sensation is awesome, great boobs are awesome fr fantastic satisfaction... But But But, don't trade these for your self worth, goodness, intelligence, great cooks, serious minded. There are girls out there for us who are good cooks( I seriously need this one) intelligent( not a feminist type though) Atleast she knows what's going on around her, not just fb and snap chat. Good command of English, neat, personal hygiene. Gawd I learned a lot o wink

Thanks for sharing this bro.

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Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:44am On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


Bro, the way your posted your picture was funny. Who are you trying to impress?

Do you know where I can buy garri ijebu? grin

Not to impress anyone.
Just to prove a point that I've seen all kinds of women so no one can make me obsess over her.

I actually have some Garri for sale. grin
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:38am On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


Or ogi baba.
tongue
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:33am On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


Lmao grin

That's a symptom of madness.

Drink agbo cheesy

Not only agbo.
What about Fura d Nunu.
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:27am On Mar 19, 2017
scooby12:


This is funny.

I know I've got a great sense of humor which I sometimes see as a curse because people don't know when I'm joking from when I'm serious and vice versa. cool
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 11:11am On Mar 19, 2017
MrSly:

lol, women and fake life yet they want the real man.

Trust me.
She keeps saying she rejected me while I never really wanted her.

But I let her win just to uphold her dignity as a woman so I'll accept that she rejected me.
Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 11:05am On Mar 19, 2017
SKY BLUE FAMILY grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Accused Of Opening Fake Instagram Accounts To Attack Husband by DLGUY: 10:54am On Mar 19, 2017
ifyalways:
Who cares?

Seun osewa. cheesy

You can't make a ho a wife.
God forbid Seun couldn't have settled for Tonto. cheesy

#Truth.
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by DLGUY: 10:42am On Mar 19, 2017
MrSly:

take hrt bro. I can see did it but luckily you are not yet very much into it. nevertheless she broke ur hrt. take hrt.

How can someone I've never met before break my heart.

You all must be disillusioned to think ing such.

How do you even love or obsess over someone you've never met?

I wish you knew me better, you'd know I'm not even easilly impressed with women.

I only showered her with too much attention which got to her head and ofcourse she bailed out when she realised she wouldn't get what she wants from me.

The only thing I felt bad about was the fact that she was using my weakness against me.
Little did she know I'm way more than she thought I was.

I wish you knew how easy it is for me to get a girl but I choose not to waste my time and energy on them.

I was only trying to save the friendship we had but now I've realised she's not even worth the effort after seeing her.

Don't be fooled by the pictures, most of them don't look anything near the photo filters.


Heart broken my foot.

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Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by DLGUY: 10:38am On Mar 19, 2017
ziddy:
Why the hell is this kind of topic on the front page. Has nairaland become an adult site?

Graphic sh!t like this should be edited or hidden away in the red light district of nairaland

Nairaland is a discussion forum and not a blog that the owners have turned it into just for traffic.

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Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 10:32am On Mar 19, 2017
BADOO

Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 10:31am On Mar 19, 2017
WE ARE A TEAM.grin

Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 10:30am On Mar 19, 2017
TWIN BABIES.

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Family / Re: Adorable Pictures That Will Make You Want A Baby. by DLGUY: 10:28am On Mar 19, 2017
DEMON RELOADED. cheesy

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