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Blackberrybabes:
Hello sisters, its being a while but can we talk?
Yes, I mean now!
Marriage is a good thing.
Wedding is nice too.
But when the bride's pregnant,
When she walks down the aisle
bearing a protuding belly,


The marriage has being dishonoured.
And the bed? Defiled!
Then, its no longer 'joining in holy matrimony'
It is called Thanksgiving celebration because the
couple has already joined themselves.
This is the common trend these days,


I dont admire nor applaude it.
Be the wife before you become a mother.
If your pastor didnt tell you, hear this now,
Introduction is not wedding...
Engagement is not wedding...
courtship aint wedding.


'Will you marry me?' 'I will', is not wedding.
'His papa and mama already know me' is not
wedding.
Your fiance/fiancee is not your wife or husband.
You dont own his or her body and cant demand
for it!
Marriage is the ONLY license to have sex.......
Make the marriage bed before you
make babies.


Stop forcing yourself on a guy by proposing to
him by getting pregnant.
Girlfriend, you are not suya, so no tasting!
You hear me so?
He wants to know if you are good in bed, You
are not a store sample..... Tell Him that.
He wants to know if you are fertile, You are not
a lab rat.


You come with a price, dont you?
Some items comes with nice packaging, and
Until their price is paid, you cant open to see
what's in it.
A man who pressurizes you for sex because your
wedding is days away will ruin your relationship
with God.

He's not worthy of you.
And finally, when sin blinds your eyes,
You claim Love is blind the same way you
accuse the devil for actrocities commited.
God already set His standards.
He is not negotiating with you.
# FleeFornication.
God will not ask you to fornicate or defile His
temple,
Beware of fake prophecies.
I have heard stories of ladies who recieved such
prophecies,
'be pregnant before wedding'.
Watch it!

God cannot contradict Himself.
His Rhema cant oppose His Logos.

GET GOD FOR YOURSELF.
Those who know their God shall be strong and
do exploits.
Those who do not know their God shall be weak
and exploited.
The Anthem of hell is "EVERYONE IS DOING IT".
Sweetheart, not everyone is heading to hell.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR GOD?......!#truth


http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/04/are-you-pregnant-bride-then-your.html

lalasticlal

I want to say a big thank you for still standing for God, Godly virtues and standard in this era when sexual sin has become a norm even amongst "Christians". God bless you and your generation in Jesus name - amen!

omotalkie:
I don't know if a thread like dis has been opened already, but I just felt we could meet here and share our day to day experiences in the hospital, employment info, learn from each other and so on. So let's keep it rolling.. Great nurses!

Nigerian Nurses: the most useless, most insensitive, most arrogant, most clueless, most corrupt, most dumbest, most evil gang of devils in human clothing. They are worse than any killer virus in human history. About 60% of death in clinics, maternity, health centres, hospitals, etc are caused by you and your evil sisters. Most belong to one secret cult/society or the other. You and your evil gang have no human feeling or sympathy except to carry out the work of your master Lucifa.

This is in exception to the FEW BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN NURSES who are working their heart out to the Lord in posts.

Go to the general hospitals and public health centres especially in maternity wards or during child birth in Nigeria and you will know where am coming from. Pregnant women, babies and accident victims are their soft target.

EVI'LL PEOPLE !!!

TheGoodJoe:
Tell me who has done more for the Niger Delta than Amaechi.

Then tell me between Amaechi and who ever you glorify deserves shame.

Mr. Edoit, pls can you be very specific and point the things Mr AmeachI has done for the Niger Delta or the south as a whole

firstking01:
Btw, how would you know a man who has slept with several women??

Are you having issues with Google??

She will use stud and hoe detector nah

Google it but don't tell me the reply you got from Google

SHIKENA!


Small pikin sense dey worry the op

Meritocracy:
Welcome idea, its a step to stop the one way failure of NNPC. The senator opposing it should be oil baron, the step is to break the monopoly of NNPC and enhance competition among the units.

But you must understand that NNPC, it's operation is set up by law and the law must be appealed before any restructuring. In a democratic setting all over the world, the law of the land or the constitution is supreme to all and the president is not above the law. The best you can do is to lobby relevant stakeholders like labour, NASS, etc. Let him follow due process and he will have my support.

Yes, the senators are right on this one. He is playing foolishly into the hand of his 'detractors'. Saraki must be smiling now.
But remember,
WHOM THE GODS WANT TO DESTROY HE FIRST MADE MAD.

Lie Muhammed ===>》NATIONAL LYING MACHINE

Gbawe:
You clannish/ethnocentric worshippers of GEJ and IPOBians make me laugh with how you are blinded by hate to the extent you don't realise the biggest difference between the President you hate because of nothing but his ethnic origin (Buhari) and the former President you worshipped clannishly when he was clearly ruining Nigeria.

The big difference is that Buhari acts to rght wrongs while GEJ never did. There are severe and swift consequences for misconduct under Buhari while GEJ made Nigeria a laughing stock with how he turned our nation into a joke where people did what they wanted, however terrible, secure in the knowledge there would be no negative consequences for their action. Abba Moro sent young Nigerians to their death and scammed our poor youths who could hardly eat. Yet GEJ showed the world he was proud of Moro by supporting the vile Minister's action.

I really find it disgusting and reprehensible that it is those of you who support such an abysmally incompetent and morally bankrupt leader who have the nerve to criticise a President who shows he will always act to correct errors when they happen while making sure offenders are punished. Buhari is not infallible but Nigerians can be optimistic about his Presidency because he takes action when things go wrong and Nigerians act lawlessly/fraudulently. If others before him had done same then our biggest nemesis, i.e impunity and lawlessness which gives rise to everything bad troubling Nigeria, would have been seriously checked by now. If hate had no destroyed your soul you will appreciate what Buhari is and why Nigeria needs him right now. Not many will have the bravery and decisive character to do what Buhari did. Certainly not the crook you and others worshipped clannishly and wanted to help gain another 4 years in charge of Nigeria.

Abeg no vex oo,
Do you have a degree in MUMU ?
OR
You think APC will replace you with lie Mohammed as another NATIONAL LYING MACHINE

Gbawe:
You clannish/ethnocentric worshippers of GEJ and IPOBians make me laugh with how you are blinded by hate to the extent you don't realise the biggest difference between the President you hate because of nothing but his ethnic origin (Buhari) and the former President you worshipped clannishly when he was clearly ruining Nigeria.

The big difference is that Buhari acts to rght wrongs while GEJ never did. There are severe and swift consequences for misconduct under Buhari while GEJ made Nigeria a laughing stock with how he turned our nation into a joke where people did what they wanted, however terrible, secure in the knowledge there would be no negative consequences for their action. Abba Moro sent young Nigerians to their death and scammed our poor youths who could hardly eat. Yet GEJ showed the world he was proud of Moro by supporting the vile Minister's action.

I really find it disgusting and reprehensible that it is those of you who support such an abysmally incompetent and morally bankrupt leader who have the nerve to criticise a President who shows he will always act to correct errors when they happen while making sure offenders are punished. Buhari is not infallible but Nigerians can be optimistic about his Presidency because he takes action when things go wrong and Nigerians act lawlessly/fraudulently. If others before him had done same then our biggest nemesis, i.e impunity and lawlessness which gives rise to everything bad troubling Nigeria, would have been seriously checked by now. If hate had no destroyed your soul you will appreciate what Buhari is and why Nigeria needs him right now. Not many will have the bravery and decisive character to do what Buhari did. Certainly not the crook you and others worshipped clannishly and wanted to help gain another 4 years in charge of Nigeria.

Abeg no vex oo,
Do you have a degree in MUM
OR
You think APC will replace you with lie Mohammed as another NATIONAL LYING MACHINE

cruzita:
ewoo!!!nothing my eyes no go see.who wear that small boy bra for yansh?I have dead with laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I am dead die with laugh my dear.
Are you related to chief Zebrudayah??

chriskosherbal:
May his soul rest in peace.

TAAAAH!!!

Rest in which peace my friend

How can you pray for the souls of politicians who maimed innocent peace loving citizens to their untimely graves through poor, selfish and wicket policies to rest in peace ??

Are you drunk this early morning?

LordAdam:
Chief, we all know it is a chain reaction. That is why we have a commander-in-chief to scrutinize everything before submitting it.

By the looks of things, it means we should equally be worried about the treaties and agreements that have been signed by PMB till date. Because, it is very possible that he did not read them.

I will be honest with you, I know you have not exchanged your brain for Aisha rice that is why I am still replying you. But let me put it simply. All those units, departments, and ministries toil day and night to prepare the budget, so that the president can have enough time to scrutinize it when it gets to his table.

Why on God's green earth are you excusing him from scrutinizing the budget? Why was he elected? Everything is done for him, now the only task of scrutinizing the budget, he cannot do. That is gross incompetence.

About the ZBB, Osinbajo has been talking about it since May. For 9 months, the supposed civil service officials have been grilled on how to employ ZBB. If they know that they could not implement it or that it will be thorny, why not make it a phased implementation? Will Nigerians kill them? Did Nigerians ask for ZBB? Is it not only them that use their mouth to promise ZBB?

They had 8 months to tell us that the ZBB wasn't feasible, they did not. Who should we then blame? Ourselves or them who have not been insincere? If Osinbanjo or PMB had said the 2016 budget will not have full implementation of ZBB, but that they would strive to ensure complete ZBB implementation by 2017, would we kill them?

This over-achieving nature of making promises you cannot fulfill is nauseating. That is how they said they would stabilize oil price.

So are you saying this is not a grave mistake? Putting the nation on standstill because of avoidable callousness is a grave mistake. I am not saying he should be impeached, I am only saying that he should accept responsibility for his incompetence.

APC should be able to use the word SORRY! Right now the only word they use is "BLAME"!

Personally, I wouldn't care less if this happened in another country. My only annoyance is this affects everybody, and certain people because of sentiments and poorly developed brains continue to feed his battered ego.

-Lord

My lord, please forget this left-brain-thinking delusion APC follower. No matter how you bath a pig, a pig remains a pig. He will get back to the dust immediately after bathing. So no point, just let him be........................

kennyjodeci:
It seems like most of you guys derive joy in a news like this....so that you will quickly attack APC government....I know you will tell me now that they did it to Jonathan, that they always prayed for this kinda news,,,I know that, but you don't need to be a fool because of the fact that someone else was a fool.....you guys are doing the same thing APC thugs were doing, the same thing you guys were attacking them for....don't quickly call on Apc/Buhari government whenever a news like this pops up...how do you help this government to curb this inhuman insurgent of Boko haram.....mind you, I'm not a pro Apc.....I'm just being a concerned Nigerian

Rest in Peace to the dead....God please we have been pleading you since to help us fight this battle, it seems like we can never win this war alone...Father please o hear our cry

Reply to your hypocritical comments and prayers:

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

He that live by the sword shall die by the sword


We are waiting for spinless lie mohammed to blame former president Jonathan for this blast............................

Life was so innocent and beautiful back then.

Thanks @ op

When You're chating like this with your girlfriend:
YOU: Hey
SHE: Hello
YOU: Xup
SHE: I'm fyn & u?
YOU: Am gud
SHE: K.
There's another guy online going like this:
GUY: Gudmorning Beauty, How's ur pretty self doing 2day?
SHE: Lol. did u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
GUY: You deserve that My Bestiee, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.
SHE: Woww! stop flattering me jhoor.
GUY: i'm not Baby, its just that I love u & ur happiness matters alot to me.
SHE: I'm in a relationship Deariee but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
GUY: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat latter
SHE: tnx Swtdy, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.
You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouse. give it to her & see her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a Chance 2 make his woman happy. Some guys cant even remember when Last they tell their babe say, baby u are beautiful. The highest na, baby when we go see naa? Learn to make your partner happy and care for her before it's late.

Now over to you.

IAmTobore:
Countless of girls have even been kidnapped after them. Recently, teenage girls were kidnapped in a village named BAM in the northeastern part of the country.

And what has the Apc done about sir ?

iconaus:
Chibok girls is fake . Wake up to the reality of the Apc propaganda

So why will the whole Nigeria keep quiet about a party that insults our sensibility, fooled us all without any apology. Am surprise that some Nigerian are still following this party in spite of the glaring lies, deceit and senseless propaganda

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

So why was he not hit by the assassin bullet?

By the way, where are the "chibok girls"

nnachukz:
The international entities recognises this man's selfless impart to our economy in such a way that we never felt the heat we are feeling now. They are not sentimental nor zombies like Buhari's supporters who believe every lie that Buhari dishes out to them without rational thinking. Outside being in power now has Buhari been invited for any global event since he left office in 1984.

For where?
WHO DASH MONKEY BANANA

yapapa:
your end will be more brutal than godogodo's end,I promise you that.

Seriously, one of the wires that connects to right thinking and sound judgement in your wired brain is either having a partial contact or is totally disconnected.
So unfortunate
But
I can't help.
Please try again later

kozmokaz:
kikiri ... his cell can actually contain two ppl u know?

mind joining him der?

The kunu called brain that you're carrying about should let you understand that people like this are important to any society that is ready to prevent or fight crime. You study them, know why they do what they do, take some proactive measures, get the intelligent world abreast with new tactics.

I know your watery kunu brain will not understand.

So unfortunate

yapapa:
armed robber in the making.smh

That's an understatement. Reboot your Brian (that's if you have one) and find a better way or word to describe me. It may be more serious than that you know

Wow!
If he's still alive in a prison, I would like to meet him.

He's a man

bewla:
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N the man died

Soyinka

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Source : Tonye Max Cookey-Gam

crixtex:
hahaha.... grand conspiracy. .. so APC wants to win Rivers state by all means...?? shey Lagos and kano never do una abi??

on the contrary, APC want to destroy Rivers state. Watch and see.

I hope Rivers people will not allow that.

francoray:
May God bless our president with wisdom to bring the needed change to this bleeding nation.

For me, I will do the same for appointing those I trust.

You've been very honest to yourself in the above post. However, your honesty doesn't hold water in a situation where you marry six wives, have children in the six but trust only one of the wives or children with the most juicy positions or wealth in the family and ask others to lick his or her burt. It's as good as hitting the family heads together...........................................
Don't you think so??

ajoo17:
1.Dr. Chris Ngige (Anambra)

2. Kayode Fayemi (Ekiti)

3. Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers)

4. Babatunde Fashola (Lagos)

5. Abdurrahman Dambazau (rtd) (Kano)

6. Aisha AlHassan (Taraba)

7. Ogbonaya Onu (Abia)

8. Kemi Adeosun (Ogun)

9. Abubakar Malami SAN (Kebbi)

10. Senator Sirika Hadi (Katsina)

11. Barrister Adebayo Shittu (Oyo)

12. Sulaiman Adamu (Jigawa)

13. Solomon Dalong (Plateau)

14.Ibe Kachikwu (Delta)

15. Osagie Ehanire (Edo

17. Udoma Udo-Udoma (Akwa Ibom)

18. Ahmed Isa Ibeto (Niger)

19. Ibrahim Jibril

20. Audu Ogbeh (Benue)

21. Amina Mohammed (Kaduna)

Source: Sahara Reporter

@op my name is not in the above list, why...........................

c33b33:
What do you plan to do then since you have lost patience?
Join the move for a referendum,my advise
IPOB Youth

The first thing i plan to do is what i am doing now: expressing my displeasure. You can call it intellectual revolution or a non violent revolution.

Meryl Streep quoted these as words she lives by; and they largely resonate with me, or at least for the most part:

“I no longer have patience for certain things, not because I’ve become arrogant, but simply because I reached a point in my life where I do not want to waste more time with what displeases me or hurts me. I have no patience for cynicism, excessive criticism and demands of any nature. I lost the will to please those who do not like me, to love those who do not love me and to smile at those who do not want to smile at me. I no longer spend a single minute on those who lie or want to manipulate. I decided not to coexist anymore with pretense, hypocrisy, dishonesty and cheap praise. I do not tolerate selective erudition nor academic arrogance. I do not adjust either to popular gossiping. I hate conflict and comparisons. I believe in a world of opposites and that’s why I avoid people with rigid and inflexible personalities. In friendship I dislike the lack of loyalty and betrayal. I do not get along with those who do not know how to give a compliment or a word of encouragement. Exaggerations bore me and I have difficulty accepting those who do not like animals. And on top of everything I have no patience for anyone who does not deserve my patience.”

Update: originally written by José Micard Teixeira.

The above quotes aptly captured the current Nigeria situation or call it state of the nation where we no longer want to waste time on wiping away corruption, boko haram, nepotism, ethnicity, tribalism, religious & tribal war, godfatherism, politics of bitterness and the like from our national life knowing that this evil forces is fast destroying us beyond repair.

Nigerians expresses their displeasure on social media about cynics and excessive criticism on past and present administration and its policies everyday.

My patience born-out this morning for our politicians on some insensitive, jejune and an immature comments credited to Dr. Junaid Mohammed sent on my facebook page by a friend:

"If the igbo feel marginalised they should attempt to break away again. If they do they should prepare for the consequences. No one owes them anything and no one is out to compensate them for anything"- Dr. Junaid Mohammed.

If its true, Junaid Mohammed has forgotten that injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere in the world.

I am not patient with the pretense, deceit and denial of the sufferings and pains of the poor masses and minority tribes in Nigeria.

I am no longer patient with the wide gap between the rich and the poor.

I am not patient with politicians still promising electricity and water in their campaign from 1999 till date.

I am running out of patient with president buhari's style of government without key appointments like SGF, ministers and advisers months after swearing-in.

Fellow nairalanders, can you share with us what exactly is borning your patience here in Nigeria.

some images of oil spills and the extend of damage in ogoniland: