₦airaland Forum

Prinzton:
Uc browser, Opera mini 4.2, 5.1, 6 on symbian V3 all powered by labshandler

Solibay (opera mini 2.6)

Waterlilly:
Someone should call opera Mini

ucweb too

TheFreshVanilla:
Then you connect to computer using nokia pc suite.

Your freedom

Dominzyloaded:
Only legends can relate
Genz step aside

na web[dot]gprs[dot]mtnnigeria[dot]net

no be [dot]com

LeeSmart:
In a day na like 5-6 bottle water i dey take, and it seems like my lil daughter to go come pass me self😂😂

how many time a day she d tell u daddy i want to pee?

KingOfAmebo:
Water is life, get hydrated...very important.

Always remember to drink water to stay hydrated while u suffer

Zonefree:
Be frank to yourself, can you pipe that hippopotamus up there for Two Thousand Naira?

never
how man wan take even get erection for that kind thing.

FortCavazosKnox:
See belle like sack of beans, some men no dey try 😂😆

no be sack of beans abeg
na sack of fermented Apku

SpencerForbes:
So people still dey 'order' this kind choice? Upon all the fine girls for Lekki? I’m just embarrassed on their behalf.

this kind order d dey very cheap
extremely cheap

Sonnobax15:

Some men no really get taste cha

From the day when men go start to get taste like me,na from that day many of these shapeless bannies go start to dey cry of hunger

I wonder how man go take get election for that kind one

God1000:
An eye for an eye, a tit for tat


Israel will learn a bitter lesson from this war

Don't forget that Iran has been sanctioned for 40 years, but still have a powerful military

Iran is officially the most powerful country in the middle east


Meanwhile israelis are now crying about
the cluster missiles being used by Iran

Nairaland resident terrorist of Igede origin

I go like to eat snail from her grand children farm walahi

Wordsfrombimpe:
Lols

You know exactly why it’s three weeks

can we go out on a date?
let's go and eat grilled snail

MaxInDHouse:
Yet they get married and have children shey?
Guy i don't know you are just a joke i'm sorry engaging you!

can I engage ur wife to supplement where u are lacking?

MaxInDHouse:
I responded to your thread because you mentioned me please if you're just here for jokes i'm not interested!🙂

I thought Jehovah's witness people don't do it in dza odza room 🙂

MaxInDHouse:
God never said we should not marry Jesus was addressing his future corulers who will be taken to heaven along with him during their resurrection, these people will no longer have human bodies so they won't possess male or female features where they are going {Luke 20:34-36} such ones could start their journey now while they are still humans by rendering their features dead so that they can focus on their heavenly journey! Matthew 19:10-12
They are called "BORN AGAIN" because they are already waiting to put on their new nature which is no longer human bodies {1Corinthans 15:44} when they are resurrected they will become spirit creatures and off to heaven they will go to meet Jesus who has also become a spirit in heaven! 1Corinthans 15:45

But as for the rest of faithful servants of God they will live forever in Paradise on planet earth as humans having the male and female features just as God has purposed for mankind in the beginning!
Psalms 37:6-11, 29
Proverbs 2:20-22
Matthew 5:5

But u and ur wife like doing that thing of the flesh
that thing that is sweet

MaxInDHouse:
The best thing that has ever happened to me! Genesis 2:23; Proverbs 18:22;

I know that you will love doing it everytime
ur wife must love doing it with u too

Sonnobax15:

After wasting away the juicy years of their youthful years,that's when they'll remember to surrender

Well,my pity goes to any man who sees such women as genuinely born again cuz these type of ladies aren't different from iron condemned

A repented snail is still slimy

samomoli:
What about the minimum wage

wetin bring minimum wage come here.
sometimes i wonder how una d think.
na everybody be salary earner?

Sonnobax15:
I swear.

I made a similar mistake and I'm regretting it up till this very minute.

Funny enough my landlady included all the money I spent on renovations to my upfront rent and I got to realize that I won't be paying rent from now till next three years. For house wey I don already tire of,even without coming in

ur keke business money na him u use renovate landlady house?
u sure say u no d chop that landlady join?

MaxInDHouse:
OK, Yes of course!

do u enjoy doing it?

MaxInDHouse:
If i'm what?😟

Married

MaxInDHouse:
Why asking?🤔

I want to know if u are.

MaxInDHouse:
OK.🙂

Are you married?

Beremx:
lol here they go blaming Igbo people as usual. You should have said IPOB instead to make your post more interesting. In your right thinking mind, you think Reno Omokri is qualified to be an Ambassador?


Ndi Uchu

e be like say IPOB menses d worry u

Tenses:
If he never do am mean say he no really drive he keke for night.

I don't know why I have never been a victim of one chance, scam or anything even though I have embarked on numerous journeys at odd hours.

I remember when I was into rice business, I'd travel from East to North East and north West for paddy rice.

I have been in one of the bush market in Taraba, immediately I left for my hotel, the market was attacked by bandits in broad daylight.

Sonnabax15 go don change direction enter bush go sample wella

Sonnobax15:

Bro, thank God for your life.

But one lesson everyone should learn from this your story is to always have a back up, hidden far away.

Oya let's assume you didn't hide that #200 very far,what could you have done?

But then again,if you had done transportation work before, you'd realize that one thing. During my years as a Keke rider,I came across several passengers , especially women who wouldn't board a Keke that has only men as passengers. Perhaps,for security reasons cuz of stories like this which they must had heard or their own passed personal experiences.

u sure say u never corner woman inside ur keke go do illegal twe twe before? talk true

MrPresident1:
The advice not to marry is not for everyone. But the people who are called will have the conviction.

For example, this is not for Jehovah witness, so no Jehovah witness is called

is it that jahovahs witness chooses this for all its members or each member of jehovah's witness can make the choice for themselves each?