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Romance › Re: Beware Of Men That Love Football More Than Anything — Nigerian Lady Advises by DMCA: 4:37pm On Sep 23, 2025

I prioritize my bottle of alcohol over any female called girlfriend grin

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Politics › Re: Senate Unseals Natasha Akpoti’s Office (video) by DMCA: 11:43am On Sep 23, 2025

The Office of the Honorable Kpekus of the National Assembly cool

chai

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Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Bayelsa Girls? by DMCA: 1:02pm On Sep 22, 2025

Ilamina:
What do you know about bayelsa girls?

What do you know about bayelsa girls?

I never knack bayelsa girl before

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brest Vs Nice: 4 - 1 (Full Time) by DMCA: 10:29pm On Sep 20, 2025

BENEAMATA:
If not for BRE(S)xit, imagine what a Fulham vs Brest match will be shortened to on the TV screen e.g FUL : BREST ! Now what a spectacle watching it would be . Won't be short of excitement . But BREST games would soon regularly be on display in Europe 's competitions with the rapid growth the BREST fc is experiencing . .

Nice and Arsenal nko? cool

Nice Ars

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brest Vs Nice: 4 - 1 (Full Time) by DMCA: 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2025

chai see match grin

Nice bwest na life. 2 goals fa

Celebrities › Re: 2Baba’s New Wife, Natasha Pregnant Weeks After Wedding by DMCA: 2:23pm On Sep 20, 2025

This man dey fire kpÈkus anyhow chai

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Travel › Re: Airliner: Cockpit Barriers Introduced For Their 1st Flights After Years Of Delay by DMCA: 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2025

anonimi:
How many of your extended family members will be flying in the private jet with you on all their journeys ??

When people dey talk of extended family I go just dey look dem
Anything extended family is none of my business in this life.
Gone are the days when I dey send dem.

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Romance › Re: I Was Born To Fail by DMCA: 8:37pm On Sep 19, 2025

Ilamina:
when did I say, I want too marry an oyibo

Oyibo men only for my fantasy

Black men only for marriage

Black Alahaji with plenty money and big long and curved bura, that drinks burantashi every night before going to dza odza room to meet you. na husband material wey u need be that. cool

Romance › Re: Don’t Have Sex Until You’re Married— Actress Bambam Counsels Singles by DMCA: 6:07pm On Sep 19, 2025

enemyofprogress:
I won't believe you, not until you tell me what you were doing in the latrine with Teddy A in Big brother's house some years ago.

Latrine bayi grin

Romance › Re: Don’t Have Sex Until You’re Married— Actress Bambam Counsels Singles by DMCA: 6:05pm On Sep 19, 2025

Samantha125:
Now you're speaking my language...

What is the meaning of Kukunase ? cool

Romance › Re: Stop Refusing To Let Them Go, Else You Would Regret Later. (Pics) by DMCA: 8:31am On Sep 19, 2025

Samantha125:
I don't know, how about you tell me since you seem to be more knowledgeable about us than me...

And they will give me candies after tracking me down, but the problem is that I don't have a sweet tooth...

Your country's news is always about rape and xenophobia.
and also Out of 65 Million people, 8 Million are infected with HIV
12% of the population 🤢

Romance › Re: Stop Refusing To Let Them Go, Else You Would Regret Later. (Pics) by DMCA: 10:45pm On Sep 18, 2025

Samantha125:
I'm not on any other social media platform except for nairaland.

And I like it here, I can piss you guys off without any worry of being tracked down while my people will instead not rest until they find me and give me a taste of my own medicine...

Why is rape endemic to South Africa?
Any why is HIV almost like an airborne disease?
cool

for the bolded shocked

is that how evil and jobless dey can be? shocked

what will they do to you when you are finally tracked down? shocked

Romance › Re: Stop Refusing To Let Them Go, Else You Would Regret Later. (Pics) by DMCA: 7:39pm On Sep 18, 2025

Samantha125:
Wena you still owe me an explanation for tunze queen...😒😒😒

don't you have south african online forums you can stay online 247? 🤔

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Romance › Re: Stop Refusing To Let Them Go, Else You Would Regret Later. (Pics) by DMCA: 7:36pm On Sep 18, 2025

NewsPilot:
A man can cheat with 10 other women without any form of emotional attachment to the ladies or disconnection from his partner but when a woman cheats there's very high chance that she's emotionally disconnected from his man

Always

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Celebrities › Re: How Did Basketmouth Okpocha Move From This To That In Just 2 Years by DMCA: 7:33pm On Sep 18, 2025

EyeCumInPeace:
The Tinubulation is real.

One seed of Groundnut🥜 is now worth over ₦10.
If in doubt, next time you buy ₦500 groundnuts, take time to count them. Not up to 50

Romance › Re: I Was Born To Fail by DMCA: 7:31pm On Sep 18, 2025

Ilamina:

Life is hard
So difficult
So painful

AFTER ALL my hard-work

Failure

They said because I am an English speakers, we can't accomplish anything .

Sensitive and the wicked people. .English speakers. .can't accomplish anything

You no fit fail... cool

Just marry one alahaji wey get plenty money wey go dey drink plenty burantashi visit your room when e reach your turn. that is all cool

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Business › Re: Shoprite Stores Shut In Ibadan, Ilorin, Shelves Empty In Lagos, Abuja by DMCA: 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2025

Aragon001:
I heard that french canal+ has acquired multichoice ( DStv owner)

Very good news cool

Business › Re: Shoprite Stores Shut In Ibadan, Ilorin, Shelves Empty In Lagos, Abuja by DMCA: 12:17pm On Sep 18, 2025

This is good. Sad Africans should go away.
remaining DStv cool

Nigerians take over cool

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Travel › Re: Motorists, Residents Lament As Flood Submerges Lagos Roads by DMCA: 11:43pm On Sep 17, 2025

LagosOrigin:
It's an everyday occurrence during rainy reason in Lagos . The Lagos that drug baron claimed that he developed.

He developed nothing.

no be developers come from one region come develop lagos again?
now dem d develop india actively

Business › Re: 12 Banks Clear Recapitalisation Hurdle Ahead Of March 31 Deadline (NAMES) by DMCA: 3:37pm On Sep 17, 2025

sammyscholar:
Being one of the top-tier banks in Nigeria, what's UBA waiting for?

You mean snail bank?

23 characters seun come take

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Education › Re: Governor Otti Renovates Abia State University Hostels by DMCA: 3:08pm On Sep 17, 2025

waste of money
students go reset the hostel to worse condition in 6 months maximum

Education › Re: Nigerian Companies Fail To Fund Research But Actively Sponsor BBN - Don (video) by DMCA: 2:14pm On Sep 17, 2025

Ruke1990:
Because they seek brand awareness not innovation

You said it all.

19. Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaijaS10: Isabella Confesses To Past Affair With Married Man by DMCA: 8:44am On Sep 17, 2025

Akwuna-ma-Toto

It mean's don't worry, for the rest of your days cool

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Romance › Re: People Always Make Fun Of My Thick Nigerian Accent by DMCA: 8:41am On Sep 17, 2025

Ilamina:
Its not my fault, I can't fake foreign accents like the rest of you

I can't live like that

But I wish I could fake foreign accents like the rest of you, so white people will stop laughing at me

You dey related to Mamagee3 ?
una dey behave like na same dna una get

Family › Re: Do Not Prioritize Your Wife Above Your Siblings, She Is An Outsider: Lawyer Says by DMCA: 7:29pm On Sep 16, 2025

Kobojunkie:
I heard it from your ancestors and your current traditional leaders.

Full-time Nairaland resident

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