₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
lol thr is a popular masquerade in my village, it has dis long slim cane it uses to flog.. Very long eh... Na d kyn cane I go take use pursue all of dem lol..

GodblessNig247:
Now this is maturity! Rare breed u are here

Thanks bruv.

DeRoyalFranco:
are you hating on the bufdae boy or what? Over 300 people liked the post and you are here crying and shouting on the young man.. Can't you think it sounds somehow? Learn how to behave.

I guess you should visit your dico and check on what hate means. What would I gain to hate on him? Besides, we already had that sorted out, so there is no need trying to make yourself seem wise.

vani86:
hahahahahahahaha,

i swear i burst laugh for office as i read this

Seriously, that was hilarious.

ilobasama:
I dont know why someone go de beg for likes. As in whyyyyy

As in ehn... The thing tire me ooooooo. Abeg alert dey follow those likes?

MzRoyalHighness:
hehe you na"no nonsense" guy,
but the guy dumb sha.how you go dey expect mey girl follow you go house on a first date.which mumu girl go gree for that kain thing na.

Babe leave matter for mathias oooooo. E dey happen wella!

But why she ma sef bring friend come on a first date? If na me them for do by-force fasting that day. Rubbish!

Cutehector:
lmao she for kukuma bring her entire community come d beach....

As in ehn... You for host them well as Dangote pikin wey you be.

easyaccess123:
INTERIOR WAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lwtmb. Interior decoration.

These people no go kill person for NL.

nurasurajo:
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hostel not hotel.

How e take concern you? Abi you follow her go there ni? You know whether na Hotel she dey stay?

(pun intended)

temmym4:
He asked for your number u never said NO

He asked for a date, you didn't decline ( u even went ahead with your friend, was she hungry too?)

He bought you drinks, you drank.

He bought you fish, you didn't reject it.

Now he said, "Lets go home" and then he became a Dog? What name should we give you too?

But why didn't you dip your hands into your pocket and pay back your own part of the bills when you knew he was about making a scene.

Work on your English too, they are dead.

vicque:
What kind of dumb post is this?

Receive sense in Jesus name.

Amen!

Cutehector:
lol.... She even carried her frnd along for d date sef wit d guy.... Isn't dat anoda mumulity? Girls sha.. So d guys buys food for both of dem, insyd him mind dey boil with vex and be like, chei, I go rrrape dis girl silly today... Well u won't blame d guy, since he has been usin dat means and so many of his preys hav been openin legs for him wit rice and chicken or fish.. Chei...



I swear down if I ask a gurl on a date out and she brings a frnd along, I"m so walkn out on her.. Like really... Cuz its fvckedup... Na so I ask one bae say I go carry her go beach o, she come yarn say ok it will be only two of us, I was like before nko, abi u been plan bring anoda person along...

I dey pray make girl try that rubbish with me. That day she go know say difference dey between 6 and half-a-dozen.

But guy you no do well ooooooo. You know whether that girl wan bring her family come for the beach matter?

Cutehector:
omo I swear dis babe na confirm village girl... Cheeeeei lwkmd..


He has gods... Looooooooooooool

i think say na only me dey see am oooooooo. E be like say the guy na Oracle.

kelish:
he knows am not like dat and he has gods 2 tell me its bcus he loves me

gods?

Na dibia (babalawo) the guy be?

harteelolar:
undercover runz girls.......that got me laughing.
LMAO.

macklef:
Guys pls be realistic. D lady eating fish has nothing to do with guys animalistic behaviour
On a first date a guy should be discerning even if what u wanted to do from d fisrt day was bleep d girl. U should know if its appropraite or not by first orally flirting with her in a subtle way.

I can spend 10k on a first date without thinking of taking the girl home to bleep her.
Even if my initial motive was to bleep. Damn guys if u want fast bleep go for a runz girl na.

The problem is that, these days most of them are undercover runz girls. So...

marqueetim:
For me he performs better in a Brazilian shirt, just that other players let him down there, the opposite is the case in Barca.

As much as I admire the Brazilian Neymar, I must confess Barca's Neymar is growing slowly and surely to be a better and a more matured version than the other.

barackohandso:
Yes. Brazil's load is too heavy for only him to carry

The weight of such a legendary footballing nation shouldn't be resting sorely on the shoulders of a 23 year old guy. Its just too much, and it is evident when he is not there.

If only Dunga would be wise enough to make Coutinho a cog in the wheel to work alongside Neymar, things would be more rosy than they are. Coutinho is high quality, and if you integrate a player of his calibre to the team, with Ney the engine, not to mention the likes of Douglas Costa and Hulk, they would be something else. Hulk is a very good player too, but I find it surprising that they are yet to make him an integral part of the team.

I believe Brazil have the raw materials. They just need a coach that would turn those into finished goods.

funlord:


Wetin this awoof loving olosho dey complain about? See you sef rolling with niggas wey dey shack 33 lager dey and you wan still form levels? Come on get lost and go and continue trying to escape from your "owu laced existence"! Nonsense! Iya eja!

Ouch... That hurts. Take am easy bro.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Any babe who has to read this to know this must be very very stùpid

Agreed.

CaptPlanet:
I don't buy this story.


You met a guy, he was still toasting you when he took you out.

Then after a bottle of drink and 400n fish, he asks your friend to go home and you should follow him by force....lmao Please!

You even get time read the story sef... Home video.

IceDude:
"Because of N700"..... OP u know how many blocks u go carry for concrey work b4 u get that money?........If the guy nor shine ur Congo afta he spend dat money na u go still campaign say u don catch mugu

Mbkite:
other nairalanders saw my post and chose to either like or nt. Y are u d only one blabin? Maturity and right attitude demands that u dnt comment on what u dnt lyk.

Bro, I am just trying to put you in the right perspective. Don't call that blabbing. For all I know I didn't do or type something bad. I think its high-time you got used to criticisms as much as you do with commendations. It would really help you a great deal. You could have just laughed over it and let it slide.

If you still find this offensive, then I tender my apologies.

Jarizod:
Believe me man I know a lot, av got friends

Its not dat ion know them am just not familiar wif them

Its alright bruv.

Jarizod:
thing is I don't Put my mind into such matters maybe its cos I don't drink

I see... Thats alright.

But I believe one should know as much as possible even when one ain't involved in something. It might come in handy tomorrow, who knows...

Utchgirl:
Wht ealse do u expect 4rm ndi ofe mm'anu ? They r alwaz boasting and claiming 2 knw everytin yet dey r ignorant.

@siggy, it seems you did Physics.

www.pasteithere.com

Else, na OYO you dey.

Jarizod:
I do.. Buh check if she Put Lager there

She didnt have to. How many times have you seen (on print) or heard someone say Star Lager? Its mainly just Star. Right?

Utchgirl:
Dt guy bu onye ofemm'anu !

'33' no dey dia side and instead of him 2 ask d Op 4 some explanation ,he is here displaying his ignorance on line.

But for real I was shocked.

Like seriously, him no know say 33 na beer name? As old as that beer don dey? People still dey lobby sha.

Mbkite:
thank u OLD MAN. Allow babies lyk us

You dont have to be old to be a grown up. Its common sense. Stop begging for likes, it doesn't add anything to your life and well-being.

Its not about being old, but about having the right mindset and attitude.

Women need to learn.

Well, the last time I checked, they enjoy sex more than we do. So they often dont give sex with a view to just pleasing the guy, but themselves.

Cutehector:
The foolish girl.. She needs to be slapped foreva until she gets sense

Person need just slap like 10 years comot for her life whether she go manage get sense. Nonsense girls!