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Mbkite:
It's my birthday... Pls I need atleast 2000Likes. God bless u as u participate.

Na award? Abi them dey chop likes ni? Grow up abeg.

Anyway, happy birthday.

donMIG:
Broke girl lolx
Always carry ur own money wen going out on a date n don't eat more dan u can pay
Had it been u had 1 k dia now u fo just give d fool tell him to keep d change
U DON HEAR NOW ABI INCASE OF NEXT TYM
I BEEN COME TO INSULT U BUT AS I SEE SAY U JUST DEI LEARN WORK I COME SAY MAKE I ADVICE U SMALL MY SISTER

JJC for the matter.

Jarizod:
firstly, I smell lies

In ur words " wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself" which nigga drinks 33 bottles of beer at once! He wan die

E wa gba mi ke

Secondly,u fvck up

You even took ur friend along. .were u planning to eat and take away or what

Lemme not drop the last point.. Its deadly

I guess you dont know there is a brand with the name 33 Lager

chigoizie7:
Would you have gone home with him if he had spent more than N700?

All these cheap,cheap akwuna kwuna girls forming nonsense.


The only reason u didn't go with him is because u feltit is too cheap to fuk u with N700. If not, forget matter, u for don fuk his friend join

got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday, i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r silly

No offense @op, but if you are in school and still write/type like this, then you should ask for a refund already. Gosh!

I guess you didnt review what you posted, cause if you did you would have seen that...

homesteady:
As in ehh! We were complaining of depth and the situation is getting worse!


Ehen this Samper guy, is he not a DM?

Of course! A Busi replica but with some xavi-like attributes.

mznuez:
Lol
We no get university na
Na secondary school pro we get

Funny, but true.

homesteady:
Chaiiiii! Torn ACL This is just so wicked to Rafinha! This was his opportunity to be a regular part of the team and now this injury!

This injury has ruined many players

One of the worst if not the worst sef. This season go long for us ooooo.

Awesome01:
Tin pass Tina sef ooo

I think Lucho should start using the games against smaller teams to test players like Sandro, Samper and Gumbau, even if its as substitutes.

I'm not comfortable with what's happening to this team at present.

Has there been a season for the past 10 seasons without this club facing one problem or another. But in all, we still dey gidigba. GOD WIN.

If e thin pass Tina, e mean say na letter i na. Na die be that oooooooo.

Awesome01:
Tin pass Tina sef ooo

I think Lucho should start using the games against smaller teams to test players like Sandro, Samper and Gumbau, even if its as substitutes.

I'm not comfortable with what's happening to this team at present.

Has there been a season for the past 10 seasons without this club facing one problem or another. But in all, we still dey gidigba. GOD WIN.

Brodaly, no be small matter oooooo. If to say Baba God no be Barca fan ehn, e for no funny ooooooo.

January should just get here already. God na your hand we dey this season ooooooo.

AdmiralDru:
Sometimes no bread is better than half bread.

I dey tellz you.

Imagine, I never chop since morning, evening come reach you come carry 10Naira groundnut give me make I chop. You think say I go chop am? If you wan give me food, give me better food once and for all.

bykebyke:
Taahhh























Linda fat pass am.

Lwtmbfho.


So you mean say e thin like Tina?

MadCow1:
If I had 70'k to buy a TECNO phone...



I would spend it on an iPhone Smart watch instead.


TECNO is the Poor Man's Smartphone.. No Offense.

No matter How KIA like make dem do, a KIA can never be in the same class as a Mercedes.




Remember: If it's not a SAMSUNG it's not a smartphone.

Quote me Anywhere.

@emboldedned, I disagree. Sammy have great products and I use one of em, but to say they exclusively make Smartphones would be...

Dont disregard OEMs like HTC (M7, M8, M9 and so on), Sony (Xperia Z2, Z3, Z5 and Z5 Premium) LG (Nexus 5, G2, G3, G4), Motorola (Nexus 6), not to mention the boss of the bosses iPhones. These aforementioned Phone makers make great products. Of course you might have your choice and all, but that doesnt mean you should disregard and downplay others. The aforesaid OEMs make high-end smartphones and not like those cheap chinese brands.

Caliph69:
If it like, make it be Phantom Spirit. TECNO is still a glorified Chinko. Better with my Nokia Torch than that.

The next one na Phantom Ghost.

But seriously, I hate Techno like mad! And funny as it is, I would use a 'Nokia torch-light phone' over any Tehno phone. Just me though.

bykebyke:
We no get midfield again o



As it is now..na double pivot we fit deh play.

Our squad don lean like Linda.

mcdreeezy:
Lol....make we no use dis few mistakes judge the guy sha, e go improve.

Nah... I just dey critical, no be say I dey judge am with these. Criticsms good sometimes because e go make you serious pass as before. You forget say Pelligrini bench Hart? More reason why he came back stronger and better. How about De Gea? He too came back far better than he was. Sometimes what they need to spurn them forward is criticisms.

sebod:
Leave that man jere I'm sure Batra go surprise am one day, that's if e never comot Barca sha oooo.

sebod:
This is where my worries lie. Who replaces him now? Rakitic too is not doing pretty fine at this moment. We are left with only Don Iniesta. Refs dey do their own, injury too no gree help matter.

Na God hand we dey.

mcdreeezy:
The one wey dem dey score me for playstation dey pain die, talkless of say dem score pesin dat kind goal for real life

I think he calculated the flight of the ball pretty well but what he failed to do was calculate the width and height of the goal. Because he was following the ball back and at some point, he stopped. I believe he thought the ball was going out of play, not knowing there was still a tiny bit of space for the ball to enter.

Well dat one don pass, dem go chop am belleful for camp nou.

Thats where I question him. Must you always assume the ball is going out? And my other concern was, like the one against Bilbao, he didnt make any attempt to save the ball. This falls back to the first question about him assuming (wrongly).

I am his biggest fan and would want it to be so because I dont take my trust away just because of a couple of blips. But he has to put his nose to the grindstone and mke sure he doesnt always make silly assumptions. Makes me wonder, if he were out against Atletico, Torres wouldnt have gotten anywhere near the ball. So why was he so off the line? Of course I know its part of the system, but twice in just a handful of matches is not good.

Funny enough, Valdes was scored almost a replica of last night's goal. The worse part of Valdes' own was that, it was a fair play from that same position Florenzi scored his. The ball enter like say na juju. I wan vex die that night.

mcdreeezy:
Hopefully he does. We can't afford any dips in form especially this season that LFP are doing everything in their power to give Madrid a free ride to the liga.

Exactly!

barackohandso:
Hehehe. You know say na the next Puyil, so e easy to imagine

That guy go surprise you in the future. Watch out!

I hope you know say at his (Bartra's) present age, Puyol was practically redundant. That time we dey call am 'calamity Puyol' especially when he played as a RB. So make we take am esy with that guy. Like this wey him dey, him dey far far better than Puyol at this same age.

barackohandso:
Na just imagination

Na only Bartra dey fit in or your imagination? Na program?

barackohandso:
Alba caught up with him eventually and forced a corner. Only Alba can match opposition's pacy players in our team, he did same with Bale last season in the clasico

I was just wondering at that moment Salah was boosting Alba; What if it were Bartra?

You wan start again abi?

mcdreeezy:
Bitter truth

I blamed him for the goal because he has conceded a replica of that goal not too long ago against Bilbao and I expected him to learn from it. I guess more credit should be given to Florenzi for intelligently lobbing the ball over the keeper than blame should be apportioned to Stegen.

But that kind of goal can pain

E dey pain die!

mcdreeezy:
Stegen should better sit his ass up. Thank God we didn't lose the match like last season. Rakitic seems to have lost form too.

Rakitic has not been the same this season. Hope he picks up when it matters most.

So Stergen don make us draw this match. Alright!

coded01:
You be fan of bartra and ter stegen...


Although, that was a great goal by Alessandro Florenzi... But smh for ter stegen...

I have been following MATs since his days at Borrusia, and he is good. We saw him last season. But I really cant tell what is wrong with him this season. If Lucho could be take the bull by the forelock and bench him for the Levante and play Masip instead, I think it would help to put him on his toes at all times.

I guess he is not ready to displace Bravo after-all. If this is not the time, I wonder when.

Calm down y'all! We are winning this by 4 goals to 1.

coded01:
This is the reason why ter stegen will never be Barca's no 1...

Don't know what is wrong with him this season. Maybe he should be benched so he could know we aint joking here. I am his biggest fan anyday, but I still have to face the fact that it is becoming ridiculous.

coded01:
I like the blue jersey...

Make sense wella.