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tinnymerit: Also a graduate of computer information system(information technology).i have applied to many but few companies but always met brick walls due to one certifications or the other.I'l advice go out and get yourself certified and know your beans.Dont know if you are new horizon trained student in private uni so to say,their trainings in those schools was watery and hold no water.But going to any of their branches outside is fair but if you are financially muscled just try and go to india within 8 months you will be a pro to reckon with in the IT world.My 2 cents.

What kinda certifications are mostly requested?

Hmmm... No cause for alarm

Redmosquito: NUMBER 1 SKILL THAT WILL GET YOU HIRED IN NAIJA ANYTIME
[size=18pt]LONG-LEG[/size]

[size=16pt]Gbam!!![/size] Buh then, it's necessary for one to be equipped. Thank God I've got almost all 10 skills. Trying to perfect a few less-coversant ones.

*Wondering...*

slap1: Nonsense! I don't blame them. They don't think about PHCN, bad roads, GEJ, bad education, bad hospitals, etc, so it's easy for them to think of nonsense.

Lwtmb...

seedord247: I thought it was third mainland bridge

Lol.. I guess that would be Éko bridge then

cantell: @op,
Of course you can! Just be ready for drama.

Comedy nkor?

[quote author=Mynd_44]BORING!!!!!![/quote]Ohh! U even read the story? I just came straight down to the comments 2 knw the complaints. Thank God I didnt even bother myself reading.

Lexusgs430: London Bridge, Tower Bridge, Southwark Bridge, Battersea Bridge, Albert Bridge, Hammersmith Bridge, Vauxhall Bridge, Westminster Bridge etc etc etc

You forgot Stamford Bridge. Lol

P4VS20: and driver boyfriends : all they do is drive em where ever and all the guy gets in return is an ear rub. hahaha.

Ahan! Ear rub? U fit gree dat 1?

**Following**

Kslib: You forget to add suya boyfriend

And recharge card bf..

I'm too busy doing much more positive things that I ain't got the time to hate...

P4VS20: dude, remember what you told me on that other thread...."IGNORE MAN", the more u reply, the bigger room you create for all this jabajantis.

Thanks a bunch

abiL: Next time, don't hide behind another man's behind , bite the bull by the dïck and face it head on.

You hear??

Lol... I hear u ma'am. Hiding behind someone? Nah.. I bet u have no idea what I'm capable of... Buh thank God sha

abiL: Well you haven't been handling it well with your use of "silence". You've replied all the posts directed at you... Guess you might need to change tactics, or start adhering to your own advice of keeping mute.


I'll leave you in peace.

Did I reply to the last post u directed at me before laykhorn came in? Nope!!! I decided to quote him to see if everything would die-down

Shollypopz: abiL, DAMN!!

LoL, I can't even insult the preaching brothers. @laykhorn and dmcdad: Pele!!

@dmcdad: I insulted your profile pic because you laughed @ what davidylan said. (U soughta cosigned) Too much Photoshop my brother

It's ok y'all, alright??

I never took it to heart.. You're right, I did some photoshopin (learning though). It's all gud sha...

abiL: Before you commit suicide, don't take anything I say on here personal. I don't know you from Adams, but that don't mean I can't insult you.

I don't even know where you got your clothes from, but I can smell it through my phone's screen

If whatever I said to you isn't true, then you have nothing to cry about. Man up, and stop taking shït too serious.


Now that I know you're a little cry baby, who can't handle a friendly banter , next time I come across your username, I'll take it easy on you.



Ps: you're not an ape, and your clothes smells like its made by Gucci, ironed by Prada, and delivered by LV.

Happy now?

Cry baby? Becuz I didn't give harsh responses? I don't whine over things, there are beta ways to handle issues (silence) than crying or whining.. And, I am very cautious about the way I relate with people so I don't step on anyone's toes.

Well sha, its all gud. No hard feelings.

laykhorn: I've followed close enough to understand whats happening between you, Sholly, and dmcdad. You took it too far lady. What has it got to do with him bein ugly or wearing 2ndhand shirt... You have no right to say that. Its only if you bought that shirt for him, or you fend for him. He bought the thing with his money. Only God knws what haughty snubs like you end up with. If he doesnt looks good to ur taste, I'm sure he s got a nice brain upstairs. If he wears second class shirts, he wont be wearin 2ndclass forever. A thief is more welcomed than a honest hardworking person in your place as long as he is got enof cash to display you dont care. If you carry on like this, you will never find a husband except of among your fat-faced socially acceptable weaklings.
You can take this up with me or even Modella, nd Sholly together.. I dont gv a damn
@DMCDAD, guy u fumbled o0o.. I expected you to blow her up after that post but you've done nothing close to that

Thanks for that bruv... You see, I decided to keep it cool cuz thats my style. I try as much as I can to avoid hit-up conversations with people whether online or offline..

For the sake of maturity, dignity and integrity I've decided to stay outta insults. Buh I don't know what I did wrong, certain people are just not happy with me.. I've been having this feeling for quite sometime buh I really don't know why.

When people are biased about u, nothing goes right to them.. It started with mondi_cheeks when she complained about a pic that had sweat on my armpit. Shollypopz laughed at a pix nothing was wrong with[from the glasses>shirts>trouserz>shoes]. Abil did same, saying I had cheap tinz. Nothin I had on that pix came cheap, not even the shirt. I knw how much the shoes are worth. Buh, I guess those are redundant to them cuz they are haterz...

Like u said, I might be poor today, buh what lies ahead of me is something no one can comprehend with. If nothing, I am highly blessed intellectually. With that, I think the sky is obviously my starting point.

They should keep hating. Making me feel like the star that I am..

Guy abeg no bother yourself on this issue. Let it go.. It doesn't change anything neither does it take anything away from me. Thanks and God bless anywayz.

I don't do stuffz like that... I'm clean

Lolaabokoku: If today is declared the world stealing day what will you steal from your lover/husband/wife? As for me i will steal his heart. I need your answers..

His heart? U go wicked 4 real life o

abiL: Next time, learn to mind your business!

Just becuz of lol? I doubt. I might have stepped on ur toes ignorantly in the past. I doubt I got those just becuz of lol. For ur mind, him dn enta my trap, make I strike! It's ridiculous...

2sexy: how far na...

I dey bro.. How ur side na? Them dn free u at last

LilMizzGood: lol gotta say that is a very long comment but have a good point ... just to correct you if I may ... when I post things on here it doesn't means that I'm going through them or that have gone through them. When I say black I mean black mans it has nothing to do with racist or anything.... if you do read my post I acknowledged that there are good black mans out there getting hurt by ladies that have been hurt by others and I do apologizes to those mans out there who are a real good man but the fact is that 97% of black mans out there are lairs.

I see... 3% for the rest of us? Well, even if it were to be 0.1%, I'd be among the honest & sincere ones..

2sexy: Kiss? ahhahah... no go there o. The last I tried it, she almost tore me apart and confessed she never felt anything like that before. We dont forget the neck . #I am no vampire#

I could kiss a really romantic lady for over 30 minutes even if sex no dey sef.

That one dey, badt guy

abiL: I don't know what's funny. But if you're laughing about your face esp. your pathetic attempt to sugar-coat your ugliness by wearing cheap second-hand outfits, then carry go!

Let me join you sef

Mr anorexic-ape!

You can say all those again... Na wa o. Body dy bite sum persons reach like this? Just "lol" na im warrant all those flattering words? Lol

[b]I'm really sorry for the many frustrations they must have made u pass through. Buh come to think of it, is it just about blacks? That would mean you are a racist. Or is it about men in general? That would mean u are too chicken-shît to work ur patch and know when the so called "all men" or "all blacks" are lying.

I wanna ask u a question. I don't mean to disrespect u at this juncture, and as such I would love it if u can keep an open mind. If really too-many black men have deceived u in one form or the other (up to the extent of posting this in a forum dominated by blacks), don't u think they succeeded outta ur own stupidity? Like I said, no intention of insulting u, just tryna expose u to the other side in order to be more reasonable.

It's allowed to take whatever a black man says with a pinch of salt until you are able to verify the authenticity of it, since u know most of them have an ace up their sleeve. Buh seriously, it's really awkward and gross to assert that "all black men are liarz". How many have u encountered to make such assertion? Do u think it's wise enough to assert using inducive logic (if it's true for 1,2,3,4 people then its true for all) to categorize all blacks?

By the time you are able to come up with answerz to all my questions, u would realise how silly u were to come up with this thread..

Think with ur head...[/b]

It's illegal, unethical and unspiritual.. It is very wrong to raise ur hand against ur gurl friend. Even if u were to be married, that is not a yardstick to have the guts to lay hands on her.. If a guy would beat up a gurl he is yet to finally hook up with, then he'd beat up his wife as well. There ain't two ways about that.

I can state affirmatively that, I would never try it till I kick the bucket. It's really against my policy and shouldn't be encouraged.

I know sometimes women can be overly annoying, buh even at that, I believe there are much more effective ways to treat a woman's misdemeanor than beating her up.

Please guyz, for the sake of maturity, dignity and integrity, let's refrain from doing such. We need to be gallant in treating our women.

Thankz.

Shollypopz: I did and I'm still laughing! LoL

Just changed it... Maybe you should look at this one cause I feel there will be more reasons for you to laugh... Lol

Shollypopz: I laughed too when I saw ur profile pic, hahahaha

Lol... Try again

bbporsche: @k2039 and dmcdad; i must confess u guys are quite intelligent.

People go into r/ships for wrong reasons dats y dey end up heartbroken or better still start managing simply because they r afraid of being "alone".

I rather enjoy my single-hood than manage a relationship

Thanks for the compliment.. You know, it's high time we started educating ourselves of the nitty-gritties in relationships. Why should one be compelled to love when it should be given out freely(Live free or die hard). I doubt if this same set of people who fight against being single are faithful in their relationships..