₦airaland Forum

General Garicks: Me too dey laugh.

But seriously, i had once met a girl and got her number and the first time i called her, she requested for recharge card. I offered it to her taking her for a dumb girl but she continued that way till i proposed marriage then she did her worst. When i was talking about building the relationship, she was always referring to money. Nah poverty shaa. I just walked away. She started crying wolf.

Another desperate girl who i had been helping without her making any requests, now decided to make a request for money which i declined. She sort of refused receiving me the next time i visited her, so i kept away. Nah she come return dey tell me say the guy she wan marry don jolt her. Why he no go jolt you Crazy bitches that think from their anus....

Buh really.. I dont knw whats wrong with these gurlz.. Jeez!

Rooneyboy: No be small thing o, I know wetin I don use my eyes see for where Naija girls dey.

Ehya.. Sori bruv

Soyedele1: I rilli felt betrayed by the woman I truly loved and cared for..as in it was terrible.I took a passport photograph after d brkup.if u see me,yu will think I av HIV.I used the photo for my schl I'd card.I always laugh seeing dt pix on my ID .someone is inlove wt me and I'm trying d create d love bt it aint coming and dia is notin I can do but to play along for a while

It hurts really bad, thats why its not easy re-enacting the loving side of u. Well, I believe with time it'll be ok. Moreso, maybe you are yet to meet the one that will help to rekindle everything

Soyedele1: It wasn't funny oooooo,I knew wht I went tru when it happened.I sacrifice a lot of things just to be with ds gal.she did an irrepairable damage in my life

I'm sorry to hear that... I guess the experience was gruesome...

Soyedele1: Since when my first love broke my hrt,I found it difficult to love and miss someone.

Broke ur heart? Na wa o. E b like say na only my heart remain 4 them to break o (last man standing). How e wan take break sef wen e b say my heart dy made of flesh. Lol

Sure!!! I could do anything morally and ethically sound to make my wife hapi

General Garicks: Please am in love with a Nairalander. How do i tell her without others finding out what we are cooking

Seun please help. I could marry her. I hope things work out.

Do u have to announce it? Y not just send her a private message? With that no one will know whats cooking.. Hmm?

Soyedele1: Yea bro..u got it rite bt it is not my fault.

I get it..

Pritheeann: alryt op u're kul??.

Yeah I'm cool and I presume u are cool too..

Soyedele1: I'm partially single!!! Av someone dt is dating bt I'm nt dating her

What do u mean? U mean; to her u guys are dating buh 2 u, u guys aint. Is that what u mean?

Pritheeann: dearie wadt ronq?..

A gal condemned Op's post since he used pidgin english.. I inquired 2 know her nationality, and she said she is Nigerian. Buh I guess she ain't been 2 Nigeria b4 (thats according 2 her anywayz).. At a point, she stepped on my toes and I solicited with her never to try it anymore.. Anywayz, in the long run, someone pointed out one of her errors which I wanted to do buh didnt in order not to escalate the heat.. This is just a summary of what conspired..

@OP, its plain and simple. Plz, dont make a mountain out of a mole-hill. Search ur heart and discern on both of them to know the one you would really love to be with.. After that, you just have to call the other and explain everything to her and make sure she understands.. It might bring about a bit of complication, buh it's better of in the long run. Plz, don't try to play the smart-guy cuz you are gonna lose at both ends..

Be wise and... Act fast!

[quote author=190-the-clown]Ure dealing with 2 Nigerian Girls - CARRY GO
I'm sure u have 2 wills for both of them cos by the-time they are done with
You - come January you would visit your bank and get kicked out for wasting their time checking your account balance [/quote]Ha ha ha ha ha ga ga ga ga ga. This guy, u 2 funny.. Naija gurlz dn really suffer 4 ur hand

omotola1: ^Why do u think that post got me laughing?
1.The sentence construction was woeful!
2.The contextual meaning/usage was wrong!

I bin wonder y u laff oo... Mehn dat gurl no try

P4VS20: i tried to let it go , i just don't like people putting others down to elevate themselves...

there re so many other things i observed that am not gonna touch on tho. lol

she will get over it with time.

I just dont like having hit-up conversation with people, else I would have started finding fault and correcting them from the alpha to the omega of her post. Anywayz, thank God I was able to let go..

P4VS20: er, i know you don't understand pidgin because you have never been to nigeria. okay, agreed.

remorse |riˈmôrs|
noun
deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed for example they were filled with remorse and shame.

can you pls explain the relationship between being remorseful and someone dying?. oh ma bad! sorry, where you gonna use the word mourn? and how does that fit into the context being talked about.

pls dont take this as an insult, because that would just make you look stupid at the end and that isn't my intention. i am here to learn from people like you who understand english. thank you.

may i ask where you live? am really curious. is english the national language there?

Clever one bruv.. I wanted to highlight that after her response, buh I decided not 2 in order to sedate the situation, so the argument could die asap...

P4VS20: Brotha, forget about her okay.

"the legend of the lost art of pidgin in a Nigerian" .... hahahaha!

Ohh yea... Lol

poshdiva:

Just let it go... Okay?

poshdiva: i never can tell what?

Never mind...

poshdiva: yes its too much to ask
remorseful? who died?

I see... It's all good. Do me a favour; always choose ur words carefully. You never can tell, you know...

poshdiva: now you are the one taking it personal.....relax!

I dont take things personal my dear.. I just want you to withdraw that line and be remorseful. Is that too much to ask?

Oahray: lol... You are a stubborn one, mr.

Nah I'm not.. Just trying to learn more. I'm very inquisitive you know... I love issues that are thought-provoking.. If you do argue with a sensible person, you are gonna learn alot and thats what I tried to do (to learn more)..

poshdiva: the fact that i am Nigerian doesnt mean that i have ever resided in or visited the country
use your brain
its free!!!!

Hey! I said that for the pun of it.. And to tell me 2 use my brain is an insult and u are indirectly telling me that I haven't been using it.. Plz, for the sake of respect and maintaining decorum, don't be any more insulting cuz I might not condone it. I might use pidgin as much as I want buh, that doesn't mean I ain't a genius (even in english language). So, I'd advice you choose ur words carefully. Okay?

Oahray: Yes. Just as I believe men can choose not to be influenced too.

Yeah! That's why a vast majority ain't influenced

Sweetlemon: It's called pidgin English. If you were a Nigerian, you'd know

She say she 9ja gurl o

Pritheeann: quys 2..nawa to una sef..

Ha ha ha ha ha.. You should know I ain't referring to u. I'm referring to them gurlz

Oahray: that pressure within isnt internally generated. As you said, its got to be 'as a result of' something, which is always external.

Yeah its triggered by external factorz(like peer-pressure) buh its on a gurl to allow herself to be overwhelmed by those factorz or not. In other words, its still her decision to be under duress as she could as well choose not to be influenced by such factor. Won't you agree?

lefulefu: u mind dat babe .she jus dey form like say she be sophisticated chick.ehen no dey surprise say na for face-me-i-face-u she go dey reside.na all these ajephako babes dey form pass

Lol... I dy wonder why she complain about pidgin english...

Oahray: Lol... what woman DECIDES to get desperate? Theirs is a product of external pressure too. Its usually due to pressure from friends, family and even the societal norms.

Nah I disagree.. Their desperation mostly comes from within as a result of peer-pressure and all that...

clemz85: nope! u are the one that thought so, and u know what they say... " NOT AS U THINK"

Hmm.. I see

clemz85: ...GOOD
'i am not a brilliant head that argues but a patient mind that listens'
i meant a girl having two fiance in the same season kpom
so whats your contribution base on this?

I appreciate ur humility in taking to correction.. Keep it up

[quote author=PER-FECT]Honestly,most gals don't knw dat deir bf smokes. If they eventually know,should dat b a reason 4 dem leavin u?[/quote]Yeah sure! Alot of pple can't stand smokerz. If she were to be aware of it 4rm the outset and she stays, fine! Buh, if a guy hides it 4rm her and she eventually finds out and as such want-out, then I think that's enough reason especially if the guy is unwilling to stop it. Besides, if it were a good thing, why would a guy hide it in the first place?