₦airaland Forum

SniperInADiaper: Depends. Lies can become truths.. and ignorant ppl can try to be deceptive while in fact they are spouting truth.

omega25red: rub one out before you get intimate or wear two condoms

omega25red: rub one out before you get intimate or wear two condoms

Nairalandi: I love this girl so much that I decided to tell her how much I did felt for her.though she told me that she is not ready to go into any serious relationship but we can just be ordinary friends.but I seriously need someone to call my girlfriend.I have tried time without number to convince her but all to no avail.The problem now is each time she sees me with any girl her mood will change,she will not talk to me through out that day when I ask her what's the problem she will tell me nothing.pls house what's the matter with this girl?

1920MaMa: does such friendship put a strain on your present relationship?

as a married man/woman, is it ideal to have an ex as friend on facebook?

what comes to mind when you click that friend request button?

P4VS20: i dont need to control her, i dont even need any power control. if she mess up, relationship end. if i mess up, am sure it would end also. so why do i want to control anything. infact i will act like the mumu first week into the relationship so she can show her color quick n we can end the thing sharp sharp. if u want to be smart with a lady, act dumb (not be dumb) then she wont need d support of her friends cos she would think she's got control. let her think she's got u figured out, infact let her get away with so many things. and then start disappointing her from there. not build walls. women love challenges, thats is what u dont want to feed her with. if u act smart, they will act smarter. just play dumb till she sits comfortable, then wake up one morning n remove the seat with smiles. done.

binger: Interesting... I think its confusion of origin

guy ANDROID: I rememba this particular question came out in jamb 2004
@Op,check jamb 2004 past question
Mtcheeeeeeew...

binger: Well i once read it started with the french. Centuries ago,there was a festival of love they held each yr.During the ceremony,a man would take food from the mouth of his lover,using his tongue.With time,the practice went beyond 'ceremonies' as boys & girls started tasting each others mouth/lips,this time,not for food but passion...i guess thats why the deep kissing is nicknamed French kissing. Loolz

Do you know that to an english man, the deep kissing is called "french kiss" buh to a french man, the deep kissing is called "an english kiss"...

This is a fact!

binger: Hehehe...this is interesting.Decoding a guy via his feet,eyes...tongue nko? Keep it coming,i wanna hear more tales

Ndipe: That's being intrusive.

Adamsdelrio: There's dis pretty chick in my class dat has been tryin 2 get my attentn. She's always surrounded by guys because of her beauty and am not d kind of guy dat rush to get girls' attentn. She always try 2 talk 2 me and her eyes always meet mine frequently. Pls tell me, is she throwing d 'i lyk u' signs or what?

georgesylva: This is y men end up wit women who dont really n truely love them.
This is y women end up with players at times.
If the guy is matured all he needs r signals 2 make him realize that she likes him.

warrior101: 94% of psychotics think they are sane... How do you define sane?

linearity: "How was your nite?" Is a question and not a greeting...you do not ask people questions when what you said you intend doing is greeting them! Greetings come in form of statements..eg..these are some example of greetings and questions:

1. Good morning. (How is your morning is a question not a greeting)
2. Well done. (How were able to do all these...is not a greeting)
3. Sorry (Was that painfull...is not a greeting)
4. Take heart. (How are you coping with your lost...is a question and not a greeting)
5. congratulation. (Was the finals difficult...is not a greeting)
6. get well. (Are you hale and hearty now...is not a greeting)

P4VS20: aaaaah u no look well, go north america, u go see oyinbo with junk in the trunk n flat belle.

P4VS20: i think they just dont care that much like most guys see their agbari-ojukwu bellies as sign of good living. sides they eat iyan, fufu, amala @ 9pm, no exercise at all and you wonder why their belle big. we nigerians dont exercise, its as simple as that. apart from running away when there is a riot, running after transport bus, carry 50 liter keg of water or fuel, playing football on the road, which other exercise do we do? over here, supper ends @ 6pm, well 9ja boi like me still eat by 9pm, what can a few sliced tomatoes do that would be compared to the job of 6 wraps of fufu? lol.