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Romance / Re: Romantic Awkward Moments by dmjinc(m): 4:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
in case smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: URGENT VACANCIES IN IBADAN by dmjinc(m): 3:53pm On Apr 02, 2015
kween911:
this is serious why don't you employ ur family dia oshisko
grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Job Hunting Story by dmjinc(m): 3:51pm On Apr 02, 2015
We should be more careful!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Job Hunting Story by dmjinc(m): 3:37pm On Apr 02, 2015
FreshNaijaBoy:
Saw a job ad on nairaland inviting economics graduates line to apply. I did and sent my CV. On Monday, I was mailed to come along with my credentials to agbara.
Apprehensively, I called the number attached and asked What's the job about. She said she works in nestle But It's actually vitamalt That's employing people. Said they needed us as supervisors.
Long Tory short, I told her I was coming from ibadan and would like to reschedule. She said I can't.
So i left IB 5am yesterday and headed to agbara. She said I should call Wen I get to nestle, she will come pick me up before 12. I got there like 9 and called. She said I should give here 10minutes she will come pick me up. I waited outside the gate till she messaged I should go and wait in a certain restaurant till her her lunch break. I couldn't locate the restaurant and I came back to the gate. I called and she said I should wait, she went to pick the other applicants. O waited. At a point, I called again, this time, losing my temper. A guy picked and said I should be coming down to Agbara police station. apparently, the guy is a police officer.
I was mad.
I got there And met the scenario.

The said lady I ve Been looking for, who supposedly works in nestle, looks least fresher than me. She get correct "bearbear" under her chin and her two lower teeth are missing. Wtf!!!!
I digress.
An applicant had gotten to the restaurant earlier and met the nestle lady. They talked and she had started the whole scam message on me, telling him he will get the job and all But he would Have to pay #15k to sign an affidavit. **Affi what??***
My guy just held her and told her they'll pay the black uniform guys a visit. She resisted and said she won't begging the girl with #800 to cover his transportation fare. Smart guy just told the restaurant peeps he will disrupt the whole place and wont allow any customer in unless they go help him call the police. Swiftly, they went. And they ended in the station.

So we all filled our statements and I filled mine as a witness. Funny enough, the girl was saying we contacted her for job and not the other way round. I laughed with my gap tooth like Buhari. ** sis, like seriously!!!! After sending me an invite thru email? **
That's when I decided she won't go just like that.  I demanded for my transportation money and the guy demanded for his too. She come dey look like fool. ** A se were o ni owo kankan lowo ** last last, she called a guy and they were begging me one thousand, I refused. I wanted #4k. My guy had to leave early for another interview while I stayed put to monitor proceedings. In short, she slept in the cell oo. I went back 10am today and she's still there, no single Kobo in her pocket and I come dey pity her self. Jobless fool wey she be!
I told the officers I had to get back to Ibadan But the other guy will come around in the evening to withdraw the case and let her leave. **calm down, I know you'd say let her rust there, Lol** I've learnt another lesson in the job hunting market and I swear down, she's learnt hers too.
Life goes on.
Unto the next one.

P.S.
Shout out to Wale....... he was the smart guy.
Shout out to the guy that called the "nestle girl" around 6:30pm telling her He's still waiting at nestle gate for her. Bro, the police officer you spoke to said you. should be going back to ikotun jejely. Nna M, Jah bless your hustle.

Something like this below?

4 economics graduates urgently needed. forward cv to jobonomeme@yahoo.com. the first four gets the job instantly
Romance / Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by dmjinc(m): 6:07pm On Apr 01, 2015
incase tongue
Travel / Re: Some Reasons Why Nigerians Abroad Are Not Coming Home by dmjinc(m): 6:04pm On Apr 01, 2015
am home already for #change
Politics / Re: Jonathan, PDP Governors Meet Punch by dmjinc(m): 5:56pm On Apr 01, 2015
undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Is Davido Not Too Short For This Body-building He Has Begun? by dmjinc(m): 5:48pm On Apr 01, 2015
him babe don dey complain grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration Shorlisted Candidates For Exams Will Be Out Tommorrow by dmjinc(m): 5:30pm On Apr 01, 2015
nniero:
I checked dis https://www.nis.fedcivilservice.gov.ng/#/ and nothin new came up

https://www.nis.fedcivilservice.gov.ng/#/shortlist

The list of short-listed applicants for Computer-Based Aptitude Test will be posted on April 02, 2015
Celebrities / Re: Olamide (baddo) Share A Photo Of Himself Smoking (see Pic) by dmjinc(m): 5:26pm On Apr 01, 2015
on FP shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Video: Jonathan's Concession Speech by dmjinc(m): 3:15pm On Apr 01, 2015
undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland/General Section Chatroom by dmjinc(m): 3:05pm On Apr 01, 2015
Seun, what's new on nairaland login page? angry angry

Cc: Seun, r231 angry
Politics / Re: Who Will Oyo Elect As Its New Governor? by dmjinc(m): 2:54pm On Apr 01, 2015
Justfollowit:


Which Ajimobi

The workers do not like him therefore he hasn't performed up to expectations.

Revenge or not. Ladoja performed well in comparison to each and everyone of them.

You nailed it.

#Ladoja
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Election Pictures And Memes by dmjinc(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2015
on time...
Politics / Re: Message To All The Pastors Who Prophesised GEJ Will Win by dmjinc(m): 11:41pm On Mar 31, 2015
smiley
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 3:21pm On Mar 31, 2015
luxanne:


gringringrin

But am serious, I need the total votes embarassed
25K+ so far cry

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Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 2:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
luxanne:
It feels good tho seeing the party, PDP finally being battered - its been a long time coming, damn! Like OBJ saw this future and left, I wonder what he's doing right now seeing this results gringringrin
I feel for GEJ tho, he shouldn't have contested.

KOWA party total results pls, anyone? Any link?


Check your Inbox grin grin
Politics / Re: Heavy Smoke In Port Harcourt (pictures) by dmjinc(m): 1:29pm On Mar 31, 2015
korel9:
Jenny na tyre dem dey burn nah grin
Exactly.
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 12:52pm On Mar 31, 2015
SuperSuave:
grin oko kobi oko what does that mean?? Sounds funny


Means:A Python 2.7.9 User grin grin
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 12:14pm On Mar 31, 2015
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Godday Orubebe (PDP) Accuses Jega Of Bias by dmjinc(m): 11:58am On Mar 31, 2015
The issue has been resolved.

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Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 11:52am On Mar 31, 2015
blackbeau1:
And it hasn't occurred to you guys that this might be staged by Jega and PD to give them more time to rig or else,how do u explain the fact that security hasn't walked him out?

God knows best.
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 11:45am On Mar 31, 2015
Chai....that man just go disgrace him self grin grin

Can we now continue now please!!!

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Politics / Re: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by dmjinc(m): 11:43am On Mar 31, 2015
Ya'all can now sit down....PDP


grin grin

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Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 11:34am On Mar 31, 2015
E-war and real war meets sad sad
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 11:21am On Mar 31, 2015
Pdp agent crying.....
Education / Re: Do Unical Offer Computer Engineering by dmjinc(m): 10:40am On Mar 31, 2015
grin grin


Op don miss road hold on...let me get you a bike outta here..........................
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by dmjinc(m): 10:26am On Mar 31, 2015
Okay

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