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It is good they are promiscuous, at least they wouldn't let our dicks rest in peace

my neighbouring brother bring a story about what happened to him at work.

He said he was  dating a girl at work and the lady have been collecting 500 N daily as transport and he always take her to fast food every weekend while his real girlfriend wasn't aware of what was going on at their working place

He said,the lady demanded for some money of about 15,000 naira and he gave it to her when he was paid at month end while his girlfriend was not given anything.

To reduced the story, few weeks later,the lady was moving with another guy in the same company which really made my neighbouring brother mad and he decided on what to do and he was advised by one of his friend to ask for his money back

while he was asking, the lady insist she will never give him a penny which resulted in shout and argument at work while all co workers gathered around listening to them but he was glad that boss wasn't around.

He said he claimed to have borrowed the girl the money but the girl claimed the money was given to her cos they were about to date but ever since the guy saw her with someone else, he has been acting silly but my neigbour claimed he saw both of them kissing beside the guy's car after they have closed for work

The guy said the worst was the girl was shouting she collected 15,000 naira and the guy never see her pant and not to talk of sex,this got my neighbour  more mad,he said his co workers told him that he shouldn't have even asked for return that anything given to woman is non refundable and he come to me for advised but I said he should give me time to think about this,he said it was not because of the money but because he was cheated and fool

What should he do because I do not want him cheated

IyaBasira:
ROFL!!!!!

I was a little . . . disturbed to find out that this was actually a poem. I wonder how they figured out what it was meant to be.

It is only meant for the wise one sorry

Which one you want, the  age, the money or the sex because all guys have filled their dicks and only few are ready to pay cash while some have already been screen out with age number , toto dey hungry me too,  but na free of charge I dey bleep

Wor--wor

Malix:
@tivta,yeap!,but i alwayz advice ex-antenna 4 super qua,

How much is the cost external antenna,does the antenna?

violent:
hehe. . .and what would your name say of you sir?. . .a slut without moral values of any kind?

Sorry, I forgot that what goes around,come around. I didn't know that this will also come to me too through someone else, Na una sabbi

[quote author=--190-- link=topic=507095.msg6680105#msg6680105 date=1283356881]hehehe, wale star please take it easy, me and Jenibayo know wheree we go for settle our differences
nor be for here NA for bed we go for settle am!! [/quote]No nairaland girls dey useful, them selfish pass selfish, I don't know why they don't like to Bleep

violent:
Isn't there a law somewhere that forbids writing poem using wrong grammar?

I almost went. . .

their is a proverb that says"If a person is pounding yams for the whole country to eat,he will still have enemy AND if another person is throwing bomb into different markets killing people everyday, he will still have friend too"

by there name, we shall knows them-VIOLENT-an enemy of progress

jenibayo:
Come no make me vex oooo

if you vex,go 3rd mainland bridge go prove yourself, jump from the bridge come down

[quote author=-190- link=topic=506973.msg6678739#msg6678739 date=1283345092]^^
is the same baby_mi.~[/quote]she is a live.Thank God

Brownteeth:
In most relationships, the girls enjoy the following:

1. Money
2. Sex
3. Security
4. Companionship

But the guys enjoy only sex. So what are women complaining about when they dont offer much?

You don forget pussy widen in long run,drug usage,damage womb,abortion pains etc and fading away easily

Which I never have a girlfriend -2000
I remembered when I have no one in life
when I have no one to think about except my family
When I have no one to make sad
when I have no fears of losing anyone
when I worried about no one state of health
When I think about no one else future except mine alone
When I only admire girls and not talk to them
When my money always last longer in saving and hard to withdraw from saving due to less spending
When loneliness means nothing to me and happiness arise from musics,games,friends and football games,TV and movie and 99% is made of happiness

2003
Then their comes a girlfriend
beauty like a dove
I think less of my family and more of her
Sadness for fears of losing her in future
worries about her state and  her thought for our future never make my mind to be at rest
When broke bring boredom just in case if need arise from her even if she make no demand
I become father Christmas at every festive period
loneliness start inconveniencing me when she wasn't around.
Frustration becomes part of life,friends means nothing when having conflict with her
problems about who called you on phone,I don't like the types of friends you mingle with almost give everyone Hypertension


2006.
Break up

ooh what a worst moment of life
Girl,I thought she loves me never love me again
What a waste of time and money for 3yrs
I blamed God for her and asked God if that how he wanted to punished me by giving her to me
I cursed the day I met her
Her demand was more than my supply,she was self interest N never care about me anymore
Why would you come at first if you knew you going break my heart
Happiness become Tears,Loves become hatred
why me! why me!! why me!!! become my daily bread


2007

Thank God I lose you.
if I have not lose you.
I wouldn't have think of my School
My bank balance account start rising as if I won Baba Ijebu everyday
Stocks N shares become my best friend
I grown to known companies instead of fast-food and restaurants
I wouldn't have known you have not help me at all
I wouldn't have realized myself
I wouldn't have known d world is full of wickedness
BUT ONE THING I HATE ABOUT YOU, Heart Break made me chose alcohol  as girlfriend

2008.

A new girl,a New damn
I don't care but she cares
I was afraid to goes in and caution like the rat
I never believe in beauty anymore but personalty.
I listened with my ear and not watch with my eye.
My ex cost me to taste the soup calls girlfriend that is why I chose to want to taste you again but hot soup don't need to be rush because journey of thousand miles always begin with a single step,and not every beautiful things are good and not all white are pure in heart.



Thank God I have learned my lesson,if you chose to abuse me again on Nairaland.I don't care, 190,linked_herd,hbabe,corkz abi wetin dem call ,

georgeiyke009:
makes a whole lot of sense. Can identify with it. Point is its stuff we think over everyday but havnt got d guts 2 voice out.this is d world in its realest state,

Ooh my God, You are 100% right but others should learn how to understand poem of reality thought of mind.

Just wondering out of many readers only 1 could understand it and I believe if you are not wise, you will never understand

amefi:
it is a poem.

Thank God say you go school and not like Honeyboy09

I always wonder why I force myself into not caring about any1 in life,maybe becos I feel death knock at every1 doors and d 1 who open d door are aware of,I never care about girls becos d more they get older,d more they become fade while d young 1s are riping day by day. I never care about guys becos they end up becoming enemy of progress d more time you stick with them. I never care about myself becos I'm not d only 1 in d world and if I die the one who lie to love me most will forget about me in 2 weeks. I never believe in true love becos No one will want to be buried alive with me when death occur. I never live d world to please anyone becos one man's food is another man;s poison.I live d world to d fullest so I won't have excuse to give  when Jesus arrive dat I haven't spend enough time on earth

I choose to be an accountant becos I may be d 1 appointed  by  God to account for every1 sins on d resurrection day

I hate being a blackman becos the white discriminate d black by giving us  bad names that's why I don't believe much in (Not to mention name)and Jesus was describe as white man while Devil was inform of black but Black is Beautiful


Black book meant 4 condemn people while white house for the great ones

white ball kicking all colour balls and must kick the black ball last while the white ball remain outstanding in snooker game

The day is light and white while Night remain black and was known for evil

What the hell am I doing right now?typing naughty message to you worst thinking that no one likes me,No one loves me,No one cares about me and no one bothers about my life style but I love myself because I cares about no one while my love is on percentage and never believe in materials thing becos I can't  take anything to heaven.

I know you are sexy, cute,beautiful and every man's dream to keep for a night and if I am given a chance I will keeps you for 3 night

if  I care,friends and girls will see me as a fool but if I don't care,they see me as unwanted bad boy

Sweet dream

I'm silly love of yours.

Wale