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A strange calls on my girlfriend phone lead to arguement between me and her, this happened some weeks ago because I lose trust in her, I brought out a Bible with annoyance.
if you knows you have not sleep with any man since we have been sleeping with each other from 2008 feb then sworn that every curses on the bible shall be upon you.
She collected the Bible and she sworn, she made many vows and said No one has slept with her since we started fucking each other.

To make everything worst, she gave me the bible to do the same but within me I know I have over bleeped others, I know have slept with not more than 5 women on my street and close to 15 to 20 clubs girls.

I said why would I swear that is on neccessary for the me, she insist since she has sworn and with style again, I turn this into annoyance and said I will not swear now because I brought this issue up and if she see any bad trace with me then she can asked me to swear but I am guilty and I can never swear with Bible

I wish I'm militant

I was thinking of visiting God one day
I decided to dig a grave to be buried in cemetery
I called my best friend.
I said, Seun, whenever we always together you told me you could die with me because you are my best friend, he replied and said yes.
I said Seun, I have decided to visit God today and I need an accompany to heaven and believe you could accompany me because you always say you can die with me and I am ready to take you along with me to heaven and I have dig a grave for two of us to be buried alive but Seun replied saying, everything he said then was false that their is
no true friend,he said I should go to heaven alone because we were not born together.

I went to my son, I said Son,you knows through me you have come to this world.He replied and said Yes, and you claimed you could not leave your father behind, he said Yes.i told him that, I want to visit God in heaven and I will want you to accompany me to heaven cos you said you can never leave me behind and I have had my grave dig and I know you will never disrespect me as your father,Let's go and get buried alive together
He replied and said,Father! You knows we were not born together, you have grown old enough and I don't think I can go to heaven with you because I am still a kid, if I will ever think of this, let me be old enough like you before thinking of accompany you, you can go alone and leave me beyind to take care of your properties and responsibility as a son

I got upset and went to my wife I asked her my love
You told me your love is true, she replied YEs
You said you can't do without me, she replied Yes
You said you could die for me, she replied Yes
You said if i were in heaven, you will always want to be with me, she replied Yes.

I said good you have answered everything I hope for but
FINALLY, I am planning to die and go to heaven right now. I have asked all my friend and the only son to accompany but they refused and I trust you that you are the only one that will never failed me and so many promises you made have guarantee me to come to you. I have dig a grave to be buried alive today because I want to see God and the grave is currently at the cemetery and I want you to accompany because you said you love me and vow you could die with me and you even claimed we are one soul.now let's go and get buried alive together so we can continue our relationship in heaven.

Immediately, she said WALE,are you not serious, if I said I love you ,it doesn't meant I will die along with you because we were not born together, No love is true,even twins born at the same time will never allow themselves to be buried together,real love counts on earth only, don't even think ofit because I cannot die for you,if I said so before,I was lying,said my wife. if you know you want to die, just ensure you get all your properties WILL to me and your child so we will not suffer after you left.


ooh,my God,I will not die soon ,so no love is true,many women promises they could die with true love but they can never die which simply means all love are worldly love and no love is true,stop promising you could die with your man, I am not going to die soon, Just catching fun and wishing to share my thought with you

slyfoxxjoe:
eeerrrm guys the key word here is "borrow" she might just really need it u know. at least she has the decency to pay back. most opputunistic girls would ask u to dash them the money.  

why can't she go to the BANK

otokx:
i no be maga; was just being sarcastic hence i called the poster aturu.

Women rapper,I have come online so that you may not have rest. Your Mumu talk made me called you MAGA

otokx:
Give her please she will surely pay you back, aturu

Na who born this MAGA? You can help him to loan her

dvd:
^{most of them that do this are ugly sef!} lol

We are not looking for girlfriends, we are looking for pussy to Bleep because we have girlfriends already but still want to sample every pussy in every environment we found ourselves. we have bleeped area girls, Bleep facebook girls then why would nairaland girls will be let out? speaking on behalf of other guys

Next time, you will carry your Dish on your head

Malix:
@Dexade,no cus 4 alarm,they r working on it(msnbc). Thanx

they shouldn't work on it, We need MGM action movies and not the old school movies they have been showing, the China station is not useful to us because we don't understand cha chu yong and chin chan yuu

My Poems goes for you.READ
Bleep,Bleep,Bleep
Everyday, we work to Bleep
We live to Bleep.
we suffer because we want to Bleep`
We treats lady good because we need them to Bleep
when they refuses to Bleep,we turn bad person to them
Why do we love Bleep
Some Bleep for money
some Bleep for satisfaction
If not for Bleep, Men would have been greater than their current position
Because every man spends on girls all in the name of Bleep them someday
if I say I LOVE U,it is because I want to Bleep you
Tell me no fucking then you will know if I love you or not
Never let any men fool U because Men think about your pants N they want to Bleep
Never let any girls fool U because girls think about your money and want you pay before Bleep
my sexy Ashewo,where are?
Because I want to Bleep but my girlfriend is not around
When she comes back,do not tell her I have Bleep someone else
if you do,she may end up leaving and I will lose Bleep from her
if she stay she will never trust me but we will still be fucking
Ashewo I will not Bleep you because I have no money
The little money left is left for I and my girlfriend to spend and Bleep
Because I know if my girlfriend come around I will Bleep for free
I have school,work and invest for the sake of fucking
And taking care of my girl responsibility for more Bleep to comes
ooh silly ashewo go away, I have no cash on me.
if I have no money, I know you will not Bleep me because you Bleep for money
When I make more money, I will call 190,corkz to join me along to Bleep all Ashewo
come back home pretending to my girlfriend I have Bleep no one
if my girlfriend asked Wale,come and Bleep me
I will tell her baby,I am tired from work,I cannot Bleep.
Wait till tomorrow before we Bleep but give me fork I want to eat

MY SWEETHEART

I try to hate you but it never work
I try to love but I am always afraid
I knows I love you because I cannot stop thinking about you
I knows I hate you because you stole my heart away
I try to let you out of my life,just because I don't want heart break
I try to keeps you in my life knowing someday I will need children from you
I try not to think of you because I want to put my mind at rest
I try to think of you because it brings smile to face
I don't trust because of what I see happening to other relationship everyday
I trust because if you have not given me reason not to trust you
I hate myself,when frustration N sadness attacks me
I love you,when happiness and joy shows up
I rush sex with you because I think you may leave me someday
I slow sex with you because I believe we will live together forever.
I hate nairalands because the people think I'm naughty stupid boy
I love nairaland because I got 190,babymi,hbabe N few to defend
I take alcohol not because I love it but because it keeps my mind away from you a times
I have nothing else to post on nairaland but my rubbish stupid poems,I am still alive await stupid post someday soon

See me as the worst guy because I'm not important to everyone but someone while waiting for the real one, knowing she will show up someday or she is right beside me,time will tell

You are smart, sexy,beautiful and ambitious remember that can't take you to anywhere N can't give you any guy you want, You can't be every guys dream because love doesn't goes with beauty,it goes with heart and no matter how ugly or beautiful a lady is, the one who love her will locate her someday.If you think beauty is what count, you end up getting used and dump and later seeing guys as enemy

and never because you felt you are ugly and give every guy a chance to make love to you,thinking you have no choice but the one who want you will be patiently wait and not rush for sex


I tried not to think of any lady in life,if I do, I will be breaking my heart but I think about myself and try to put my future right everyday and always wanting to be successful because for every successful man, their is always a lady,

I am physically naughty ,systematically abusive but spiritually responsible while emotionally loving and tactically working hard and investing to be great in life.

Love yourself if you want to be loved,Respect yourself if you want to be respected and work hard to make yourself great in life,Not just working but invest in yourself and future,put smiles on yourself,spend on yourself to look good and women will always admire you

The greatest risk is life is never to take a risk,Take a risk. You must fail to succeed but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life.Believe in yourself and not in anyone

We need to celebrate this, a big party