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I have a girlfriend because we wanna be fucking each other

rokiatu:
And with makeup on, you guys drool for those women (Let me hear pleaseeeeeeeee)

She arrived your place to spend night with you

5:00 pm,  Wow Baby you are beautiful
Reply: Thanks
8:00 pm.you look stunning in unclothed
Reply:stop teasing me
12:00 am,relaxing after bleep
Reply:Honey are so great in bed
2:00 am, sex continue then sleep
6:00 am. poo, I never knew I was sleeping monster(waiting for her to wake up)
6:30am, Baby please, Come and start to leave
Reply:why honey, are you chasing m,I will love to wait till afternoon
6:35am I have a lot to do please leave( Cannot imagine staying with ugly face till afternoon again)
Reply,What is so important than I
6 36 am, A lot for God sake  and don't bother to make-up here because I hate that damn thing and I am allergic to odour from creams and all sort
Reply:What ever,sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
7:00 am.Good you are leaving, don't bother to call or even waste your credit, I will call myself.
Reply:What's the meaning of that shit?
7:10,Just leave(the guy frustrating to have Bleep ugly lady

The Guy stat thinking!!How come women look ugly when they woke up in the morning. If I will ever keep a lady, she will have to stay over till next day and still remain beautiful in the morning because I cannot be bleeping make up

I will not talk to this

Rooneyboy:
Once again i stumble on Another senseless thread , aren't they educative threads anymore ? ? ?

If you want educative threads then go to education sector and not Romanticize sector

Omolola1:
hmmn, i see, but i never added him~

You are nervous!! I am not looking for wife because I think I can get any pussy I want since are there millions of pussy out there

if I don't Bleep over One thousand girls even if I am married or not, I will not leave this world until I Bleep over 1000,

Omolola1:
this thread is so dumb!

Take am slow because I dey feel the echo,You should have known who I am because I have seen your pics and i respect you cause you are cute and sexy and I will like to ginger your system,make we put something inside something N no disrespect girl,Laspotec ikorodu campus right?

190, Let me list some of their password for you, I have bleeped a girl with promising her 50,000 naira but I said I can't give her if nothing occur between us and she let me bleeped her while she get no penny, I have bleeped a woman with fake Gold chain I bought from abokis lying it a chain worth 36,000 naira and the girl fall mugu because she want make I give am the chain, bleeped with illegal bigboy , bleeped with friend's car, bleeped by taking them to Mr. Biggs but if I want to Bleep Linked_herd, I will search her password  through conversation and once she could listen to me, the rest na story but she will never know who I am until I Bleep her finish then I will tell her I am the real dobodobo

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=511789.msg6733239#msg6733239 date=1284156762]
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO, sorry but I'm allergic to douchebags like you. It would never happen. Nice try, now run along and go play with yourself. Oh and while your at it, pick up the shattered pieces of your pseudo manhood.[/quote]I don't even need escort or an accompany to Bleep you real good and I will put you in the list of who I want to Bleep, don't just mistakenly put your email on nairaland and I will figure a way to get to know the real you, search you password, and have real sex with you, you have really pissed me off, NO MORE MERCY,we will Bleep one day.I'm the champion

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=511789.msg6733174#msg6733174 date=1284156093]
LMFAO, you would never had me. Trust me. The thought of you and I makes me laugh like crazy. [/quote]all I need is your password code and strategy because all women have password to Bleep them, no women is superior, even our president wife will have password for Bleep.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=511789.msg6733130#msg6733130 date=1284155653]
[/quote]I will still bleep you ,I trust myself but I am smart to handle that by myself


@190, Carry go, all your enemies must go to hell,I dey for your back 24/7, Im the great Afghanistan militant in Niger, we will run all the girls down and send them to square one, make Marhoski go commit suicide, I don't know the person wey send marhoski the maga

Marhoski:
if you are dull, leave nairaland and let the intelligent ones come in

You are talking to future militant, you want make Bomb  kill you, I am the rascal boy that don't wear handcuff

If you are ugly,please leave nairaland and let beautiful one comes in because we are not maga even if we dey shayo with ginger and they take sepe when we broke.I am the king of intimacy,

Women are the worst things on earth but they are sent from God to tempt Man

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=511639.msg6731804#msg6731804 date=1284138466]
SMH, caveman. [/quote]Yes Cavewoman, you must be expecting father christmas guy.all men don wise up, No more mugu, No more Maga

Any girls demanding anyhow from me, I always rush-bleeped them and send them packing without second thought,

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=511639.msg6731755#msg6731755 date=1284137897]
That was by far one one the most idiotic comments I've read on this thread. There's more to her than her beauty. You make it seem as though she's desperate for a man. A woman doesn't need a man in order to feel that she is complete life. That is such an archaic belief. [/quote]You have to gut to say my comments is Idiotic, Did you check the ID of the person that made the comment? Shine your eye

By the time her beauty depreciate and she is around 35- 40, when all guys don't Bleep her toto finished leave her, she will be searching for the poorest on earth to take as his man and she might not even see one or he will probably be marry to Jesus,

My mind would have been fucking her already but praying I never released on my so called trouser

weedinLA:
silly, what the bleep is "word"?

Weed master, Ginger boy,Check your dictionary