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ComputersRe: CCTV Cameras In Nigeria's streets To Monitor Crimes - By Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op): 9:30pm On Jul 08, 2021
For your mind, na you first think this one ooo. Ordinary infrastructure for easy commute in lagos was destroyed by hoodlums during a protest. Street lights get vandalised just so they can have a favourable environment for crime. And you think cctv cameras won't be destroyed?

.....I think it can help....because wen they came to destroy anything, the cameras will exposed them and they can be easily be arrested. It just that Nigeria police too dey fear Hoodlums, they're afraid to die for the country.... Lols
ComputersCCTV Cameras In Nigeria's streets To Monitor Crimes - By Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op):
Based on the rate of Crimes, Frauds, Killings and Bombings in Nigeria, I suggest President Buhari and his colleagues should take this my Idea seriously if he wants security in Nigeria. Mobilizing different enforcement groups like SSS, SAS, EFCC to control or check Crimes is not helping at all.

Like in American states, there are Cameras everywhere to monitor peoples movement and dealings, if the same is done in Nigeria, it will help a lot to arrest those Cultist , Rapists,
even Ritualists that perform their Rituals in the night and day.

Before installing those Cameras, every streets should have an Active Street Lights to help to monitor people even in the night. Or does it mean Nigeria cannot avoid Street Lights and Cameras in every streets in the country??

After installing those Cameras on the streets, the Government should assign some Police Officers or enforcement groups to check those Hidden Cameras in case somebody want to destroy the cameras.

......that's my humble request, Idea or suggestion to control crimes in Nigeria! Share and support me if my suggestion is good. Thanks Mr. President, Thanks Nigeria Security Teams and enforcement groups.

I remain FB: Apostle Joseph Udoh

EducationRe: Jamb Should Be Scrap Or Ban In Nigeria- Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op):
[quote author=javaguru post=103443824]I heard this year Massive failure happen to b, the greatest of all times grin

jamb want to repeat the examination for candidates below 170




Bros, I don't think so....I said 80% of Those that scored 200+ were doing Runs in the Exam Hall....I saw 8 of dem.... I can never write Jamb again.
EducationRe: Jamb Should Be Scrap Or Ban In Nigeria- Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op): 5:38am On Jul 08, 2021
if you like write an epistle jamb won't be scrap.i will advice you to try other programmes like jupep,ijmb or predegree.i heard unizik reduced their prescience jamb requirement to 160.i guess you should try it but the program is quiet competitive.
somtoto:
if you like write an epistle jamb won't be scrap.i will advice you to try other programmes like jupep,ijmb or predegree.i heard unizik reduced their prescience jamb requirement to 160.i guess you should try it but the program is quiet competitive.
U think it was my Fault? What about the Lady that scored 270 last year for medicine, but scored 167 this year...Bros, if u don't know wat to say, keep quiet....
EducationRe: Jamb Should Be Scrap Or Ban In Nigeria- Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op): 12:49pm On Jul 07, 2021
Jamb is now advanced just as required to meet global standard. Questions re not longer set from our outdated text books and notes which students suck themselves into this days. Everything is now modern so expect your questions to be so too. Intelligent students scored high while people like the op who re myopic nosedived.

� I can see u don't have anything to say. I scored 259 last year....why should I score less than 200 this year? What mumu standard are you talking about? Why didn't they tell us that they won't set questions from the syllabus? You're talking to the S.P.... The only science student in my class. I noticed a lot of candidates were doing Runs in the exam Hall.... 8 of dem around me just login and remained like that till d exam finishes, but they scored higher than me....nobi juju be that?
EducationRe: Jamb Should Be Scrap Or Ban In Nigeria- Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op): 12:42pm On Jul 07, 2021
[quote author=javaguru post=103443824]I heard this year Massive failure happen to b, the greatest of all times grin

jamb want to repeat the examination for candidates below 170




.....but that's stupidity
EducationJamb Should Be Scrap Or Ban In Nigeria- Apostle Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op):
JAMB made us Fail our Exams woefully. The low scores was Jamb making!
Covid19 didn't caused any problem to the Jamb exams according to Jamb Officials. The 2021 Jamb low scores especially for Medicine candidates is from JAMB's incompetency. Jamb made us fail...why? Let me explain

�1. 2020 Jamb was 3hrs (180mins for 180 questions), but this year 2021 was 2hrs( 120 mins for 180 questions). We didn't have enough time to write the Exam. After 1hr of the exam, we were told *Get ready to stop, less than 1hr to stop* and we rush to answer questions just to meet up with time, which was not like that last year, at least, if they shortened the time to 2hrs, they should've shortened the questions from 180 questions to 120 questions, but their mumu couldn't allowed them to apply their common sense. We rush and failed the exam, all because of JAMB incompetency. JAMB should be scrap, let universities handle their admission processes themselves.

�2. Jamb didn't set questions from the Syllabus they gave us! They lied that they set questions based on the syllabus. I didn't see questions from the syllabus on iBASS. I was shocked, in fact, after finishing my exams, I knew that I won't score even up to 200, and it was so... Why did you give us Syllabus for the exam, but asked different questions outside the syllabus? That's wickedness and stupidity from Jamb, incompetency is the word here. During our struggle to get the Profile codes, it didn't stopped us from Reading our books... JAMB Oga made a Senseless comment that Nigerian Youths or Jamb candidates couldn't send their ordinary NIN to 55019... And I was so angry with that man for calling Nigerian students stupid... He made another statement that Candidates didn't read their books well that's why they failed woefully... Can you imagine that! Huh? Jamb should be scrap, let universities handle their admission processes themselves.....80% of those that scored 200+ was doing Runs...I SWA them myself, but I won't mention my Center.

�3. Jamb was busy setting University questions for SSCE graduates.. (Why UME questions?). The questions seems simple or easy, but wen you choose the correct option, it turns out to be wrong answer according to our secondary knowledge. Why must Jamb set university questions for us? Are we university students? Is that not stupidity and Wickedness? How can you set WAEC questions for Nursery school pupils and you expect them to answer it correctly? Abi Jamb expected us to read University courses also because of their nonsense exams? Jamb should be scrap or Ban. Let universities handle their admission processes themselves...

�4. For those that Wrote Physics last year 2020, it was 24 questions on calculations for each candidate, but there were just 6 calculations for me, and those questions were out of Syllabus and UME questions as confirmed from Jamb Oga.... How can you set questions on physics for Medicine candidates without calculations, how do you expect us to score high? When I saw my Score less than 200, as a medicine applicant, I was so angry and frustrated. Covid19 didn't caused anything...

huh For those that scored very high, some of them was following Myschool website. Let me explain. I noticed that a lot of Stupid candidates that wrote on the First day, they posted the Questions they saw. And others who haven't wrote took note of those questions. The candidates that wrote on the 2nd day also posted the questions they saw, and those that haven't wrote took note of those questions, they even mentioned the Options per each questions... Can you imagine how stupid some Jamb candidates are. If you want to confirmed what I said, click on this link and read the comments session, you will see what I mean.
huh https://myschool.ng/news/jamb-2021-exam-experiences-and-questions-share-here

huhWhat they didn't know was that, those candidates that posted the questions they saw during their exams didn't know that All the candidates were writing the same questions, they fooled them into posting their questions for them to pass better than them.

We read our books very well, somebody like me, I started reading my textbooks (10 textbooks+pass questions) two months before Jamb form came out... but I couldn't score higher because there was no much Calculations for the medicine applicant that wrote Physics... Jamb should be scrap or Ban. Let universities handle their admission processes themselves.... So that at least, we will know that we are waiting university questions and not Ssce questions!!! Nigerian students are not stupid... We are brilliant, very brilliant, sometimes we are more brilliant than our teachers and lecturers.

I can never waste my money for Jamb again.... They wanted us to keep wasting our money to make them rich.... Jamb must be scrap!!! They've chop our money too much! You can imagine JAMB officials saying that we didn't read from the syllabus, that we were illed-prepared for the exams....what an insolent to great Nigerian students.... Abeg, support me, Let Jamb be scrap or Ban in Nigeria. They're not competent at all.... Even some of their questions are wrong with wrong options... Let universities handle their admission processes themselves.... Jamb should be scrap.

Some Candidates were into Runs in the exam Hall... They're so desperate to start school, that's why some of them that didn't write anything scored higher than me... I noticed 8 candidates in my row that didn't write anything, but scored higher than me. They just login and remained like that till exam finishes. I wonder how they scored higher than me. Or were they using Juju? Because after the exam, I saw those Jamb Staffs coming to whisper into their ears.... EMAL is too much in JAMB, that's why they keep closing down some CBT centers because of EMAL. I didn't score low because I don't know anything, but because I think the problem was from JAMB.... I know my Answers, I was very sure of my Answers.... Let Jamb be scrap.... Let universities handle their admission processes.

Though I had Admission in Unical 2008 to study Medicine, unfortunately for me, I dropped out because of school fees....now that I have saved some money for my Education, Jamb messed me up! I believe I will still become a Doctor without Jamb! Jamb Mumuism is too much...lols
Christianity EtcRe: Horrifying Things About Sabbath Churches. Pls Share Your Experiences.... by DocJoseph(m): 4:41pm On Aug 18, 2020
@OP.... pls don't talk rubbish about Sabbath churches. for the fact that u saw one Sabbath church doing unscriptural rituals doesn't mean all Sabbath churches is Evil. Sabbath churches is the only Church that follow the biblical worship day. if you don't observe Sabbath day worship, then you're a disobedience Hebrew 4:1down. if ur Church is not a Sabbath church then you're deceiving yourself going to church on Sundays... because Sundays is not scriptural and wasn't made holy or Sanctified. Those Pastors that's teaching u guys that Sabbath churches is Evil deserve the wrath of GOD on the judgment day. Jesus Christ obeyed the Sabbath day on Saturdays, he was even there when they sacrifices Ram or whatever, Jesus Christ didn't stop them. Jesus Christ was only teaching or preaching on Sabbath days (Saturday)... not Sundays. Apostle Paul obeyed the Sabbath day also. he was only found on the Sabbath day teaching or preaching the word of God to people. Even other Apostles, or the early Christian,they always obeyed the scriptures. so if u don't worship on Saturdays, you're worshipping the Devil because only Saturdays was Sanctified or made holy for worship... and Sabbath still stands. no wonder Lucifer said that those that will worship him will be greater than those that'll worship God... to day, 70% of Christian worshipped on Sundays... which means Satan is really getting billions of followers every now and then.

RomanceRe: Female Miseducations!!!!!! by DocJoseph(m): 11:19am On Jan 03, 2020
Phenomenal16:
Gud afternoon FAM
It will be better if all our naira land queens,princesses, slay mama, what av u gather to read female miseducation
This our thread is not just for me,,,,,anybody can contribute to make it RICH
I will be dropping hint everyday ....u can also drop....
Heart break is for small gals ,,,wise up!!!!!!....before he takes u for granted ..u av to thrash him out......
Do u know u can actually bend a man...........
Do u know u av an inner power as a woman.....
���Men are d weaker vessels...���
Keep d comments flooding......
Chapter 1 vs 1 to be dropped trmw.....
Much love
MEN ARE WEAKER VESSELS? that's wrong sweetheart. Rather, women are the weaker vessels here according to the Bible.
But in ur understanding, u think they're weak because they can easily fall for women... But not all men can easily be seduced by women. A woman can be deceived more easily than man...
RomanceRe: Honest Answers Needed Pls by DocJoseph(m): 11:08am On Jan 03, 2020
Phenomenal16:
Pls I don't know if am not lucky in rlships......
Sometimes we luv ppl who don't luv us.....or who don't av our interest at heart.... I don't like long distance rlships..soni decided to give this one a trial.
For like days getting to a week,,,,he haven't called.. Even though we r having a church program... But he isn't the general overseer... But dedicated ooo
I wonder y he haven't called for sometime now.....the last time we talked was on Sunday.....
Unlike bf,,,,and I truly likes him a lot.
Can that be a red flag....m patiently waiting for him to call me....
On a second tot ..but no matter how busy u r for days u shld av called ....
What's ur take on this?
I feel am not lucky in rlships.... May be I shld take a break.
No matter what happens.... You're the cause... Why?
Because you've given ur Body to him...he got what he wanted and he fly...so what?
Even if he's the Junior brother to Jesus Christ....
A man who hasn't entered u will continue to call u everyday till he CLIM you...
To me, I will advice you to forget bf and gf things... Concentrate on ur studies or business... A man that loves you and wish to marry u will not date u for long... Or ignore u because he's busy...that's not an excuse!
RomanceRe: Can A Virgin Get Pregnant by DocJoseph(m): 10:54am On Jan 03, 2020
Phenomenal16:
Pls can a virgin get pregnant......... Even without penetration....I don't want to believe this story now
From ur question, you want to know whether a woman can get pregnant without the sperms of a man....No, it's not possible. Except it's the False Conception of the coming Antichrist. No Virgin can get pregnant without the sperms of a man. In the case of Virgin Mary the mother of Jesus Christ... It was the divine Plan of God... God didn't Bleep Mary spiritually, but He placed Jesus Christ in her womb....because God is the great creator. Remember, The child Jesus was already in Heaven before he was born as a man on earth... He was the begotten son of GOD... even during creation, he also partake in the creation. So it was a divine plan of God....
�Talking about scientific or medical aspect.... It's not possible....but its possible if the sperms is involved!
Talking about Spiritual aspect,....like what will happen during the birth of the Antichrist... It's possible.
Talking about Human activities.... A man can ejagulates into a woman without putting his Penis inside her, she may get pregnant.... But we are not 100% sure....the probability of her getting Pregnant is 60%.

For you to get pregnant.... U need normal sexual Penetration and ejagulation in order to have a living child.... Babies that comes through Vitro or insemination is always heartless, evil and stubborn
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 10:23am On Jan 03, 2020
ebenezary:
Please is the writer practice what he preach
Yes dear....I will practice all of them!
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 10:22am On Jan 03, 2020
Phenomenal16:
.....nice write up....was d picture necessary?... Or are u d nice husband?......lol
Yes dear.... I'm the nice guy.
FamilyRe: Domestic Benefits Of The Dry Season (harmattan) by DocJoseph(m): 10:16am On Jan 03, 2020
Another Advantage of Harmattan is, it helps to tighten pussy....mehn....I tried to enter my woman this morning, but I can't... It's as if she's a virgin again! Make una help me, what should I do abeg?
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 2:00pm On Dec 23, 2019
sassysure:
The hustle is real
I hope u are married??����
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 1:54pm On Dec 23, 2019
sinaj:
if you ask me na who I go ask
I mean the picture u post...why is her face like that?
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 1:48pm On Dec 23, 2019
bestabigaelever:
There is nothing like perfect guy, u love who u love even if the person is stupid
And the nicest guy have ever been with got tattoos and piercing... Never judge someone by appearance
Tattooed guys are always dangerous... Spiritually speaking... Because Tattoo is an abomination. And 100% of them are all Unbelievers. Weda judging from inside or outside, a disobedience guy can never nice.
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 11:01pm On Dec 20, 2019
sinaj:
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What's going on here abeg?
RomanceRe: Why Men Should Marry Single Mothers by DocJoseph(op): 6:01am On Dec 20, 2019
Powersurge:
90% of the single mother you would meet in this generation are baggages. In them you will find someone who got carried away by materialism and "get belle" in the process, some who bailed at the slightest marital challenge, a feminist, the list goes on.

I met one in service then, she had a 5-year old child. she was totally responsible for his upkeep (it was financially stressful for her). One thing I observed was that she ALWAYS lay curses on the father of her baby.

We got talking one day and I asked her how the whole thing came to be. She told me that she was rolling with the guy when she was in school. The guy was not a graduate. But he used to have some money (he ran a viewing center business around her school).

While some of her "broke" course mates would have been worshipping her to get her attention, babe was been dickmatized and monetized by an illiterate.

PS: We were rolling together in service. I would have considered her to be my wife, until I told her one day while discussing that I cannot marry a single mother or someone from the other religion. I never knew she had a child then. She kept it hush hush. Perhaps she was planning on telling me at her own pace while pulling the victim card.

So when she was finally telling me about it, she was saying so from the position of someone who has nothing to lose. If we were still together, of course you wouldn't have expected her to say she ran after money na. She would have obviously pulled the victim card on me.
At least, from what you have said, I think she's repented from her shortcomings and she's matured now because she's learned from her mistakes.
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 12:05am On Dec 20, 2019
2kaybiel:
Women don't need or want nice guy. Make money and fucck around.
Chisos! Bros, there are good ladies ooo
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 12:04am On Dec 20, 2019
[quote author=ghettokid1 post=85062295][/quote]You're funny oooo....iyami
RomanceRe: How To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 12:03am On Dec 20, 2019
bizme:
A nice guy is in the movies, or inside a book in a library section for fictions.
Hahaha.... Funke
RomanceWhy Men Cheats - By Pst Joseph Udoh by DocJoseph(op):
Why Men Cheats...
Cheating means You have an intimate Lover, but you still go after others.... Whyhuh

What causes it?

1. Exposed breasts
2. Exposed laps
3. Exposed private parts through wearing tight trousers
4. Mini skirt...
5. Big bumbum �True

Those are some of the reasons Men cheat... Don't always blame Men...because women caused it...and Men, learn to control yourself.

Let's go down to others... Why do men, even married men or women cheat?����

1. Self-Exploration

Searching for a new sense of self is likely the most powerful of these reasons (and it may encompass the other three). About this, Perel writes:

People stray for a multitude of reasons, and every time I think I have heard them all, a new variation emerges. But one theme comes up repeatedly: affairs as a form of self-discovery, a quest for a new (or a lost) identity. For these seekers, infidelity is less likely to be a symptom of a problem and is more often described as an expansive experience that involves growth, exploration, and transformation.

For these cheaters, infidelity is an exploration of never experienced or long-repressed parts of the self. It is freedom from who they have been and currently are. Interestingly, they usually don’t want to change who they are; they simply want to escape those constraints for a short while — to feel young again, to feel unburdened, to explore and grow and experience life. When these individuals cheat, they’re not looking for another person, they’re looking for themselves (or, at the very least, for a lost or long-ignored aspect of themselves.)

2. The Seductive Nature of Transgression

Sometimes happy people who cheat say they feel like a teenager when they’re sneaking around and having sex or an affair. It’s exciting and forbidden, and they get a kick out of breaking the rules. It’s like a 5-year-old sneaking a cookie that his mother said he couldn’t have. The forbidden cookie just tastes extra sweet.

In his book, The Erotic Mind, Jack Morin discusses this phenomenon from a sexual perspective with his erotic equation: Attraction + Obstacles = Excitement. That is the seductive nature of the transgression. Because the cheater is not supposed to have extracurricular sex and romance, he or she wants it even more. For children and teens, pushing limits in this way is a natural exploration of self and the world. As an adult, infidelity can feel like more of the same.

3. The Allure of Lives Not Lived

Here, instead of transgression, it’s missed opportunities that draw cheaters in. They think about the one that got away, or the one that never was, or the life they could have had if only . . . This may cause them to feel limited and fenced in by the life and relationship they’ve chosen — regardless of how much they enjoy that life and relationship. So, they indulge their curiosity. They use extracurricular sex to see who they might have been if they’d opted for a different path. Again, this is a form of self-exploration, where infidelity introduces the individual to the stranger within.

4. Feeling New or Exiled Emotions

Lastly, happy people who cheat may do so to experience new or exiled emotions. Again, this is a form of self-exploration. Men can be especially vulnerable to this, as they are often told, as they grow up, to repress and not express their emotions. Over time, they learn to “cowboy up” and not feel. Unfortunately, in so doing they often stifle joy as well as sorrow, pleasure as well as pain. For these individuals, regardless of gender, infidelity is more of an emotional release than a sexual release. And once again, these cheaters are exploring their inner self.

Whatever the Reason, Cheating Hurts...�true

Are some reasons for cheating better than others? And does the answer to that question really matter? From the perspective of the betrayed partner, probably not. For the betrayed partner, sexual betrayal hurts the same, no matter the underlying cause, and there is no good reason to do it. From a therapy standpoint, however, the reasons a person cheats do matter. If a person is happy in his or her relationship and cheats as a way of exploring the self, the approach to healing is very different than with a person who cheats as a (misguided) way of addressing personal pathology, unresolved childhood trauma, emotional immaturity, or problems within the relationship.... Look at d ladies in the picture.... Is it easy to resist such seduction?

God will help our men in Jesus Christ name...

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RomanceHow To Find A Perfect Husband Material -nairaland by DocJoseph(op): 11:37pm On Dec 19, 2019
How to find a Nice Husband...

by Pastor Joseph Udoh

1. A nice guy always dress decently. He will never dress like a tout or cultist. A nice guy don't wear swags like mad people. He also look good and Clean.

2. A nice guy loves Church or God. He will always advice u to go to Church and worship God, and when you refused, he won't be happy with U because he wants U to make Heaven. He's not a Pagan. He's Someone that will never reject God no matter his situation. He will never stay away from Church.

3. A nice guy is Prayer warrior. He loves Praying always even midnight prayers. And he will advice his woman to always pray.

4. He loves reading his Bible (Spiritual things). Because he believes reading Bible will caution him on how to treat people.

5. He will never cheat on you because he knows that U have everything that he may need in your body. He believes that U have a Breasts and Vagina just like Other women outside. He will never look at any other woman order than you. He sees U so beautiful and charming! He adored you and will never plan to hurt you because he knows that he loves you.

6. A nice guy respect women. When he sees a lady standing, and he's sitting down, he will Stand up for her to sit. He will never disrespect her ideas in the house.

7. A nice guy doesn't Slap or fight a lady. It's only the foolish men that always slap a Lady. He treats her as a Queen that she's.

8. A nice guy doesn't Clim her on the first date because He's not a Dog.....except she wants it. He can control his sex urges... He's Not a man that can't sleep for one night without sex...and when she's not around, he'll start going outside for illicit sex.

9. A nice guy believes in you. Very important! He always looks for Ur progress! He will always advice you on how to dress and how to take care of Ur body. When U are afraid to start something, he will encourage U...not a one that started laughing at you or ignoring you or underestimating you...and telling that U shouldn't worry yourself that he's capable taking care of U.

10. A nice guy is not after Ur money esp when you're rich. He always give U the little he has...not freezing your account for other ladies outside.

11. A nice guy will try to cook for you esp when you're busy in the office or nursing a baby or during pregnancy or even when you're feeling weak/tired. He will always love cooking for his wife... But it's not his duty to cook for you.

12. He will love Washing his woman's clothes like Undies, pants etc when he has chance. That's romantic my guys. It's not foolishness! Guy, she's Ur Queen... But ladies, don't bring Ur panties for him to wash...if na play no play am again. Let him do that at his will, not telling him or forcing him, except U want to lose him for another woman.

13. A nice guy surprise his woman with gifts like New clothes, shoes, makeup, even a car if he's rich. But if this nice guy is not very rich, don't laugh at him or look down on him. It pains seeing Ur woman laughing at you because You're poor. He will always pay in some cash into her account or by hand for her personal needs....but for husband that knows everything you want... He can surprise you with those things rather than giving you cash. A nice guy knows what you want even when you don't ask for it.

14. A nice guy is ready to help Ur family, maybe build a house for Ur parents esp when he's rich. Sponsor U and Ur siblings in the university...or train them in a trade. He's ready to give you money to do business esp when there's no white collar jobs for you.

15. A nice husband doesn't gossip around. He respect himself.

16. A nice guy doesn't suspect you of cheating on him (Jealousy). He trust U always. He can never fight any man he sees standing with you.
Such a guy is always Handsome and Gentle and Calm!

17. A nice husband will always be Truthful. He's not a Liar. He's not Proud and being possessive!

18. A nice guy forgives easily. He won't remember the past.

19. A nice guy always say *Sorry* even when he's not at fault....he always admit his mistakes and receive good advise from his woman, not a pompous guy with Flamboyant pride...wow! See English! And finally

20. A nice guy Loves you truly and is ready to satisfy you on bed! Chai! I don talk am! Nice guys always invest into making his woman happy on bed...esp wen she says " Yes daring, honey I'm okay!" Wow! What a performance! A nice guy is ready to take responsibility of his action esp when he mistakenly got you pregnant! A mistake? No...purposely got you pregnant. Because no pregnancy is a mistake esp when the Seed was planted inside a woman! That's the fact. He's ready to engage you for marriage and coming to pay Ur dowry. Dating you without paying your dowry doesn't make him a nice husband...but a Playboy! Chisos! Playboy? Yes! Because some guys are like that. They love using and dumping her! Chai. Guys abeg, forgive me, na my mouth oooo.

I respect the Nice Guys in the house. If you've been doing the above for her or to her... Then you're a nice guy. I Love you! Ladies, when you see such guys, abeg, grab them with Ur two hands....

Can you #Share this post to Ur WhatsApp groups or Facebook groups or timeline if U love it?

In case u can't find such a guy,.....I'm that nice guy! My future wife will be so lucky to be my wife.

Like my Page on Facebook /Pastor.Joseph.Udoh

RomanceWhy Men Should Marry Single Mothers by DocJoseph(op): 4:52pm On Dec 19, 2019
Why you should marry a Single Mother!!!

MARRYING A SINGLE MOTHER.
(MARRIAGE EXPO FOR MEN).
Most folks, especially Nigerian men, do feel they are doing women favour when they marry them as single mothers, but it's a paradox and a social myth that must be educated.
In my research as a counselor, I have discovered that 90% of single mothers are BEST wives in the marriage market when we go to buy.
Firstly, why do women become single mothers?
Some are DELIBERATE, some are TRAGEDIES (widows) while some are MISTAKES. So if you happen to like a single mother, investigate her motive before you configure the drivers of your feelings. If it's deliberate because she doesn't want to marry a man, you can just date her and walk away; but if it was a MISTAKE OF TRAGEDY, trust me she can be the best WIFE you can ever think of.
12 EXPO
1. Single mothers that made mistakes do bring total SUBMISSION to the table of marriage once they know that the man is honest and sincere, because they will see marriage as a classroom where they must correct the mistakes the made in the past.
2. If you want to WIN her, love her child first, and you will see that she will LOVE you with her last breath and blood.
3. Don't forget that as a woman that has put to BED before, there's 85% assurance that she will conceive without toiling from one prayer house to the other to conceive; the baby is evidence of her fruitfulness.
4. Single Mums treat their husbands as LORDS for the sacrifices they make, and easily forgive them no matter the gravity of what they err.
5. If you marry her, do not discriminate the child in your children's budget, see them as equals so you don't sprout the seed of jealousy.
6. If she is a single mum as a widow you may not have problem but if the child's father is alive, both of you should have an agreement from the beginning on welfare and information management. Don't deny the father access to his child but put a password before he can have access to your wife; it implies the gateway should be defined while you monitor the parameters; trust me, the child will grow up to love you as the man that made his/her mother happy more than the biological father.
7. Ensure the child is in the same school with your kids, if not that child's educational setbacks will influence your kids negatively when they play together. If the father supports good, but if he does not be ready to train the child alongside your kids for uniformity of knowledge.
8. If the child is a female child/children, you will have less parenting to do because female children easily relieve parents once the are adult or even get married.
9. 90% of SINGLE MOTHERS are faithful in marriage and wouldn't pull infidelity string to damage the engine of TRUST in the marriage system; they feel you have sacrificed enough to win their trust and faithfulness.
10. Single Mums are SUPERWOMEN. For a woman to play the role of both parents and bear the responsibility of raising a child/children, don't joke with such a woman, because even if you die in future she can take care of your family.
11. Single Mums are SEX SATISFIERS. They will lock you down in bed for good sex so you don't look outside to avoid stories that will touch the heart.
12. Most Single Mothers are good cooks and God fearing; the fact that she did not abort the child justifies her SACREDNESS AND GOD'S FEAR.
Go Brother! It will go well. Buy her a ring and pop the big question "Will You Marry Me?"... I see tears of Joy in her eyes as she says.."Yes I will". You won't regret the step you have taken brother. May God see you through as I join my faith with yours in prayer. SHOUT OUT TO ALL SINGLE MUMS WORLDWIDE!
God bless u all.

By Pastor Joseph Udoh.... #SHARE now!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Church Organist Jobs With Accommodation by DocJoseph(op): 2:36pm On Dec 19, 2019
Touchey:
What are your qualifications?
Sorry, I don't have any qualifications.... But I can play very well.
Christianity EtcRe: The Characteristics Of A Perfect Church Of God. by DocJoseph(op): 2:30pm On Dec 19, 2019
vickydankal:
I couldn't agree more.
Could you add scriptures to those points?
In fact it is needless because we all can see what we want from the bible. That's why we need the spirit of God for interpretation and revelation.
Thanks very much for ur comment...but you should know all these truths without backing it with Bible portion... Some fake Pastors will never tell you the truth, they will lie to their members with fake philosophies just to deceive them into believing nonsense. The devil is really trying to destroy the mind of some believers.... I will advice you to Buy a NIV study Bible and study... Forget about all these self-called Pastors in the vineyard of God pretending or confusing some Weak Christian!
Get a NIV Study Bible today...and you will see the hidden truths from ur church...and what they've refused to tell their members.

God bless you Sir...
Christianity EtcRe: The Characteristics Of A Perfect Church Of God. by DocJoseph(op): 2:20pm On Dec 19, 2019
CaveAdullam:
1.A perfect church is one that recognizes the finished work of Christ Jesus and abide by it.

2. A perfect church is one that follows Christ Jesus in His Way, Truth and Life.

3. A perfect church is one that loves God and their neighbor.

4. Activities is not the definition of a perfect church. A perfect church is one that preach Christ Jesus and His Gospel.

Thanks.

God bless.
Thanks for Ur contribution....but activities in the church is important here....imagine those churches that is entertaining members during Church services, they brought Comedians, Dancers, Etc to come and do concerts or entertain the congregation. Even some churches perform rituals or sacrifices during church services, I'm not talking about some Sabbath churches alone... Even some Orthodoxies, Eastern Orthodoxy, Pentecostals etc...but they'll pretend to be a good church.... If activities wasn't important, There would've been no need for the Sabbath day worship in Exodus 20.
Christianity EtcRe: The Characteristics Of A Perfect Church Of God. by DocJoseph(op): 2:11pm On Dec 19, 2019
mumumugu:
the only wonderful thing about this post is your fine face
Leave my fine face out of this...because beauty is Vanity.... But the truth is always Bitter or nonsense to some people that lacks the holy spirit in them.
Christianity EtcRe: Horrifying Things About Sabbath Churches. Pls Share Your Experiences.... by DocJoseph(m): 1:46pm On Dec 19, 2019
My take:

We were not commanded to practice the Old testament way of Sabbath, because we are N.T believers. Very well, Sabbath is Saturday biblically, but we shouldn't do as the O.T believers because of the coming of Jesus Christ teachings and His death that cancels every other sacrifices... It's true that Jesus Christ has been teaching on the Sabbath, but he couldn't have allowed them to performed any rituals, I know Jesus Christ very well, he's my Mentor, and my Spiritual Father... All those sacrifices was O.T way of Sabbath worship, until Jesus Christ comes.... I will prefer all the churches should worship God on Saturday just like Jesus Christ do, and do the Normal worship without any Rituals or sacrifices.... I know it's difficult to change the ancient doctrine of some churches... If U don't worship God on Saturdays (Sabbath), you're a disobedience. Hebrew 4:1-13.
Christianity EtcThe Characteristics Of A Perfect Church Of God. by DocJoseph(op):
A Perfect church is a Church without blemish... Just like the name implies, the church must be sin free. Its traits are:

1. They observed the Sabbath day on Saturdays. (Normal Worship without any Rituals or sacrifices) Hebrew 4:1-13. Exodus 20:8 etc. Because God have observed the 7th day Sabbath, Jesus Christ also observed the Sabbath day on Saturdays because he was only teaching on Saturdays, not Sundays, Apostle Paul as his custom was, he preached on the Sabbath day and other new testament worshipers. Nobody worshipped GOD on Sundays in the Bible...God Obey Saturdays, Jesus Christ obeyed Saturdays, Apostle Paul and other Apostles obeyed Saturdays, and the early Church in the church also obeyed Saturdays.... There's no prove in the Bible that we were commanded to worship God on Sundays. The Sabbath day was changed from Sundays to Saturday because Jesus Christ was risen on Sunday morning. Nobody was authorize to change the scriptures, because the Bible say, *It's only the Antichrist that will come and change the Laws and days of worship* When Apostle Paul was saying that nobody should worry them for the law of Sabbath on Saturdays, Paul didn't remember Heb 4:1-13. In case you want to disagree with me, show me in the Bible where The people of God was gathering on Sundays to worship GOD...and I will delete this post immediately.

2. They don't believe in Tithes, because tithes was not for Christians. Jesus Christ didn't say anything about tithe, and he didn't commanded anybody to Tithes. Apostle Paul and other apostles didn't command anybody to Tithes. Tithes was for the children of Israel. Nobody is under the curse because we belongs to Jesus Christ... And nobody is a thief because he refused to pay tithes. You cannot buy God's blessings with Your money. Moreover, tithes was Farm produce, not Money except the distance from your house to the Church is far and you can't transport those tithes easily, then you sale it and add 5% to it.... Leviticus 27:30down

3. Offerings is Optional in a Perfect church. There's no time for Offerings. The offering basin will be kept at a corner of the church, where you can go and drop your offerings if you like. God loves a cheerful giver!!! A Perfect church will only ask people to come and donate for the Church needs....and That's only on the day the Church wants to buy like Church instruments, seats, table or gifts for the poor. Apart from that, no money is required from members or levied the members. Jesus Christ or his disciples didn't levied the church or disturbed members with money every day.

4. The Sabbath day, Saturdays (Divine Worship lasted for 8-9hours)...from 9am-6pm. No first service or 2nd service or 3rd service. Every Friday from 6pm- 2am is Night Vigil. The Sabbath was observed from Friday sunset to Saturday sunset... And nobody went home...everybody was in church for many hours. It was not 3hrs or 4hrs service.

5. Foods and drinks will be shared to everybody, especially the poor after the Sabbath day worship.

6. The Pastors of a Perfect church preach Repentance, Salvation, Kingdom of God, Sins, Holiness, Godliness, Peace, Love, Jesus birth, Death and Resurrection, The bitter truth, etc...

7. A Perfect church pastors doesn't preach physical Prosperity or healing messages... But Salvation only. He doesn't preach money money money like other fake churches that's pressing the poor, extorting from the poor.... And making themselves rich, living in luxury, having private jets, jeeps, living in mansions and having billions of dollars in their account.

8. A Perfect church does not have a Human Founder... Because Jesus Christ is the founder. It's only those fake Pastors that called themselves Founders because they want all the offerings and the tithes to be paid into their account. Such fake churches is everywhere, they've branches every 1mile....and those branches are making millions for them every week . A Perfect church is not interested in money. A Perfect church Pastors is blameless and perfect too.

9. A Perfect Church members always live a righteous life, they don't sue anybody or any company to court. They love everybody including their enemies. They pray for their enemies also. Matt 5:43-48.

10. A Perfect church believe in Baptism by immersion (once).

11. A Perfect church worship God with all instruments like Drums, Cymbals, Keyboard, guitars, flutes etc...they sings all kinds of gospel songs and dance like never before. They do the normal worship... Not only singing Hymns, but other songs.

12. The PERFECT church members is ready to sell all their wealths and give to the poor.... Matt 19:16-21.

13. A Perfect church don't discriminates peoples. Everybody is the same including the poor. Their members doesn't insults people or call people names or fight... They live everything to GOD. A Perfect church like never before, but they won't demonstrate during praying, unlike hypocrites who pray and shake their heads, body, hands and legs in the public just to show people they're praying. A Perfect church fasting day is not the day to come and ask GOD for anything, but to come and thank GOD, worship GOD and sing praises, and try to be in the spirit in a certain hours.

14. A Perfect church observed all the Feasts from the new testament that Jesus Christ also observed, especially the Love Feast of Purim where gifts was presented to the poor and the widows or orphans.

15. A Perfect church is always a Nondenominational... Because they always follow the Biblical Truth and not man's doctrines.

16. A Perfect church do not believe in Christmas because it's not Biblical... Or Easter because nobody practiced it in the N.T.... Jesus Christ didn't commanded anybody to celebrate his birthday because it is a Sinner that can celebrate his/her birthday. And nobody in N.T had celebrated it.

17. A Perfect church pastor only teach Jesus Christ teachings... And follow his footsteps....

18. A perfect church is one that recognizes the finished work of Christ Jesus and abide by it.

19. A perfect church is one that follows Christ Jesus' Way, Truth and Life.

20. A perfect church is one that loves God and their neighbor.

21. A perfect church is one that preach Christ Jesus and His Gospel.
22. A Perfect church worship hours should be 7-8hours.
23. A Perfect church Pastors wash their members foots always just like Jesus commanded us...
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Finally....
24. A Perfect church Pastors sponsors every poor or less privileges in the university, or train them in business or trade. And gave them the Reason to laughs. A Perfect church don't help only their members in the university but every orphans or poor people they see. The PERFECT Church provide shelters for the poor members especially the homeless and the widows and orphans....

⭕I don't need to tell you ALL the Bible portions, you should know all these!

N/B: Faith without Work is dead. You can make Heaven without being perfect! Note also that GRACE will not help you to make heaven but being perfect or Righteous. Sinners will never smell Heaven not to talk of Heaven's Gate! So repent! Get a NIV study Bible and study, Ur eyes will open. Some G.Os or Founders will never tell you these...Truth is always Bitter or nonsense. Even Jesus Christ was called Demon possessed because he preach the Bible truth about the scriptures. ❤nothing is impossible with God❤

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Christianity EtcRe: Apostolic Faith Church: Na Wa For This Kind Church by DocJoseph(m): 12:20am On Dec 18, 2019
@OP

My question is, if you're saying that this Church is perfect, do they obey the 10 commandments of Moses- especially the 4th commandments which is (Sabbath day on Saturdays).... Or have they skipped the Sabbath observance?

I need reply pls...
Thanks!

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