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dawnomike:
This is more than impressive

Thanks

Mark Angel is not The Richest YouTuber in Nigeria.... Mark Angel networth in October 2022 is $2.7million....with 8m+ subscribers...and 2billions views. Mark Angel make $166k per month, which is 73,640,320.00 Nigerian Naira....

But The highest paid youtube channel in Nigeria is FAMILY THE HONEST COMEDY...

Family The Honest Comedy
NG
YouTuber since Mar 2017
4.3M Subscribers 4.2B Views

Net worth

Family The Honest Comedy is a Nigeria YouTube channel that has a net worth of $24 million dollars as of October 2022.

$24 million... Wow!!

How much money does Family The Honest Comedy make?

The following earnings are estimations of YouTube advertising revenue, based on this channel's audience.

They make $1million per month which is 440,960,000.00 Nigerian Naira.

Daily views: 4.6millions...

Estimated Daily Earnings
$33.89K ... N14.5million

Estimated Monthly Earnings
$1.02M.... N440,960,000+ naira

Estimated Yearly Earnings
$12.2M... N5,291,520,000+ Nigerian Naira

Today so far
(November 14, 2022)
$33.89k = N14.5m naira

Source: Noxinfluencer.com
(Noxinfluencer.com is owned by YouTube to let the public see all YouTubers earnings. It's 100% accurate.

Always read the Matthew 23:9 from all the Bible versions for better understanding...

Read Matt 23:9....
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Amplified Bible
Do not call anyone on earth [who guides you spiritually] your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven...

Father in an informal form of Daddy....
Calling ur Biological father Daddy is not wrong, but calling ur spiritual Leaders (Pastor, Bishop, Pope, Evangelist, Apostles etc) Father or Daddy is very wrong... It means you're giving the respect or honor due to God to Pastors....

I myself, am Apostle Joseph Udoh, but I don't advise any of my members or Followers to call me *Daddy*

Note: Amplified Bible Version is the best...because it explains the text or verse better for ur beta understanding.

Well, Understanding the Scriptures is a gift from God to the Righteous or Chosen...especially those with d gifts of the Holy Spirit. God only reveal His deep TRUTH to the Righteous... not Mr. Flesh... Because, Mr flesh can never understand or believe the Truth, he will always try to twist d scriptures to suit his lifestyles...

God bless those that will LIKE my reply...

Lemme read comments and know the Witches on this forum.

judedwriter:
Mark 9:29

Jesus said some miracles like casting out of certain demons can't happen unless we fast.

I don't want to argue with you anymore.

I rest my case.

Don't mind the ignoranc baby Christians here.... Jesus was tempted by the devil after 40 days and nights of fasting in the Judaean Desert... That means fasting is very powerful and full of powers. Fasting is of great benefits if u only center ur mind on spiritual blessings or gifts... Not material things.

N200
Akwa ibom state, May 2022

TCD:
Hello all, After storming the market with its highly innovative and popular new bouquet of Dstv Compact plus which combines a rich blend of family entertainment and premiership football. And now after listening to cries from numerous customers to provide them FREE CHANNELS, Dstv recently introduced the DsTVFreeView for all its customers. This simply means upon the expiration of your subscription, you can still view local channels, some news stations and religious channels.

Here is an excerpt from their customer care rep on facebook.

"As part of our commitment to constantly improve the DStv subscriber television viewing experience and options, we recently launched 'DStv FreeView'. DStv FreeView is a bouquet that remains active, when your paid bouquet account expires. When you are disconnected, you will still be able to view the local Free to Air channels like Silverbird TV, NTA, Channels etc, as well as a selection of other religious and educational and news channels such as Mindset Learn, Inspiration TV, Islam, NHK, CCTV etc. In total you can still view over 15 TV channels, and listen to 30 radio channels absolutely free, even after your subscription has expired."


it continues,
" DStv FreeView is totally free, and
you don't even need to request for it!
It is activated on your DStv account during
any period when your paid subscription (on
DStv Access, Family, Compact, Compact Plus
or Premium) expires and you have not yet
renewed subscription."


Here is a complete list of all the channels you get on DstvFreeView

- LTV
- NTA
- Silverbird TV
- AIT
- Channels
- MiTV
- Mindset Learn
- TBN
- Rhema
- Day Star
- IQRAA
- Islam
- Inspiration TV
- TV Mundial
- Kingdom TV
- CCTV News
- NHK
- CCTV 4
plus 32 radio channels.


Looking at the above, can anyone tell me why I should pay N3,500 a month for HITV or N2500 for MYTV when I can pay the same N2500/month for DSTV family and get a whole lot better channels and view these stations free when my subscription expires?

HITV,MYTV and others had better go back to the drawing board as DStv is going for the KILL.

And u couldn't mentioned their numbers on Dstv?? Nawaooo

HedwigesMaduro:
I was taking you seriously until I got to that trousers and weekly activities part.

So u mean a true prophetess of God will wear trousers to church or avoid all church activities and still called herself a prophetess?[b][/b]

Kobojunkie:
There are no true prophets or mogs in JesusChrist. This since God does not specially send those in Jesus Christ.

Prophets and men of God's were of the Old Covenant Law of Moses, and not of the New Covenant, Jesus Christ.

You're wrong by saying "there are no true prophets of Christ nowadays. U should say *there are few of them. Because there are some prophets that won't compromise the word from God....

Shalommy:
You're right. Hardly see true prophets or men of God now.

Thanks dear

Dawn91:
Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Adefrarasin, Oyedepo, Odumeje, Deeprlife, mountain of fire etc all false prophets and churches

Ewoooo

25 Signs Of A False Prophet by Apostle Joseph Udoh

The Bible say, *By their fruits/lifestyles, you can identify a false prophet. I'm going to mention those Lifestyles here....

1. A false prophet is a Fornicator/Womanizer, he/she sleeps around with different Ladies/Guys and even married couples.

2. A false prophet uses Charms/spells/drugs to perform miracles or healings. There's a drug you can take, you can began to prophesy to people.

3. A false prophet collect money/tell you how much you'll pay him/her before coming for family deliverance in your compound.

4. A False Prophet always uses Fanta, Coke and Groundnut to celebrate their Angels, which is their Marine kingdom's Queens.

5. A false prophet always sell Holy water for money in their church. The sell the water at 1k, 2k, 3k, 5k, 10k, 20k, 50k, 100k, 150k, 250k etc...

6. They sell Miracle Oils in the form of Olive oil. They say *Once you rub the oil on someone, the person will be healed or be delivered from demonic possession. Fake Oilss from the pit of Hell.

7. False Prophets gave their members Flowers in their Church in the name of husband, to keep in their houses, some will say they should bow down and worship that flowers before they go to bed... That's not biblical in the new testament. Spiritually, that flowers is the Spiritual husband, that's why you keep having Sex in your dreams, that's why you can't get married in the physical or have a child, that's why you only have kids in your dreams. If you have collected such flowers from any Pastor or Prophet, go and burn that flowers now.

8. False Prophets always collect money before counselling. A true prophet of God counsel people for free, because they didn't buy the Holy spirit/wisdom with money...except their spirit is not of God.

9. False Prophets perform evil assignments using eggs, white basin, white/red ribbons, coffins, Cross, red/white/black candles, incense, blood, water from the sea/oceans, fanta, coke, groundnuts, cowries, book of moses, evil rings, Goats, Sheep, Cow, crucifix, etc... The only assignment that Jesus Christ gave us was to go into the world and win souls for him...

10. False Prophets collect money for assignments, they can collect you like 200k, even more....if you dance to their tunes.

11. False Prophets claim they're CHRIST because they can perform miracles that Jesus performed.

12. False Prophets don't preach Repentance messages, they only preach Grace, Prosperity and Healing.

13. A False female Prophet always love to wear Trousers (men's things) and exposed her breasts. The devil have even introduced women trousers just to deceive them into disobeying God. They say that God is not interested in their outward appearance, but their hearts, not knowing that every sin a man does comes from the heart too.

14. That female prophet in your Church that loves fixing eyelashes is a false prophetess. A true prophet cannot copy the world, but dress like a Christian woman of the old.

15. A false prophet loves money more than God. He will collect Tithes, 5times Offerings, Thanksgiving, Seed Faith, first fruits, Harvest, appeal, Donations, and even Levy his members...just to enrich himself and drive private jets. A true prophet of God is not interested in money or material gains from his church, all he wanted is, his members living a holy life in order to make Heaven...

16. A false prophet don't attend weekly activities, he/she only go to church on Sundays/Saturdays just to prophesy, do assignments and collect money to survive.

17. A false prophet always dress so costly or expensive. He bought his shoes from Italy at 200k...His suite 500k...his wrist watch 100k, car of 10m naira... They love flashy things etc

18. Apart from a Wedding ring, A false prophet always wear different kinds of Rings on his fingers. Did Apostle Paul wears rings? It's not fashion my dear, stay away from such prophets.

19. False Prophets buried Animals or Human heads in their pulpits or Church compound to perform sign and wonders, and to hold members. Be very careful... Pray for God to open your eyes always to see deep secrets in that your Church.

20. False Prophets uses A kerchief or towel when praying for people, when they raise or place the kerchief on you, you'll start falling to the ground and demonstrating like a sn*ke... Normally, people will think you're possessedd, but that kerchief is the reason you fall....what is inside that kerchief or towel, only the members with Spiritual eyes knows.

21. Any Prophet that loves going to Night clubs or parties is a false prophet. Worldly enjoyments.

22. Any Prophet/prophetess you always see in different Hotels, Motel, brothel etc with different men/women is a false prophet...except the prophet works there or owned those Hotels.

23. Any Prophet that drinks Combine/Strong Alcoholics before going to church/prophesying is a false prophet. You always perceived Alcohols from them when they're talking to you.

24. Any Prophet that's dating his choristers/church members is a false prophet. Beware of them.

25. A false prophet collect money before healing you or praying for you... They say *Before I heal you, go and bring 300k", *Pastor adia oto temple*.... They will say "We need money to buy items for the assignment* That's a fat lie.... Heal the person first, whatever he/she has, he will give to you, if he doesn't give you anything, let them go, don't feel bad or feel cheated. Na you wan be Prophet. Be ready to suffer for your members to prosper. It's not a Must that they must give you something after the prayers....Look for a second job...and collect salary rather than depending on your members for survival. Let me stop here.... Beware of False Prophets, they're everywhere nowadays as Pastors, G.O, Apostles, Evangelists especially the female prophets. Some are Witch doctors/Marine Agents, but they've disguised themselves as Prophets of God.

❤❤My experience with a False Prophet in Uyo:
The prophet told me to handover my phone to him, that God wants my phone, that if I give him my phone, that he'll connect me to go and work with Dr Uma ukpai and be eating and dining with him. I laughed at him and left his church, because I knew he was fake...nobi my phone abeg�

�You can tell us your own experience with False Prophets, let others learn from it. �������

Now you know the bitter truths about FALSE PROPHETS... share to your friends. Some will disagree with Trousers and Church activities facts.

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guiltless:
Haha ... It's not exactly like that bro. Medical schools generally have this rate limiting step in every 1st professional exam, same goes for UNN. But after that exam, the likelihood of 'fail and go' is very slim. Let's chat more on WhatsApp Bro

No Data bro

guiltless:
Wow....that's brilliant!
Same here bro, UNN.
Kindly help me with your number. Mine is 0 8105416761. Thanks

UNN was my dream school o.... How is Medicine in UNN? Is it Fail and Go like in Uniuyo?

guiltless:
Yeah.....Mbok are you also into the medical discipline?

Yes.... Medical student. Uniuyo

guiltless:
Correct! Eyeneka, you're so One point! #Proudly_AkwapIbom!

Thanks bro....saladighi?

Oron is mostly popular with maritime academy situated in its environ, but little do we know about the culture and richness of Oron soil and people. They are warm-loving and accommodating.

Here are 16 facts you didn't know about 'Oron nation'

�1. Oron is the 2nd most Oil producing community after Etinan in Nigeria.
They produce 60% of Akwa-ibom crude oil. (Yet, no good basic amenities to show for it)

�2. Oron is the 3rd largest ethnic group in Akwa -ibom state with 5 (five) Local government areas (okobo, mbo, udung-uko, oron, urue-offong/Oruko) after the Ibibio and Annang ethnic group.

�3. Oron people inhabit parts of both Akwa-ibom and Cross river and share same ancestral affiliations with the efiks (calabar).
(Its easier for an efik descendant to comprehend Oron than Annang and Ibibio ethnic group)

�4. Oron people can speak and understand Ibibio and Annang very well, though Annang and Ibibio can hear/Understand Oron dialect, but they cannot speak Oron dialect correctly.

�5. Oro land is originally address as "Oron nation" and its people consist of 9 Clans called Afaha.
These are; Afaha Okpo, Afaha Ukwong, Ebughu, Afaha Ibighi, Effiat, Afaha Ubodung, Etta, Afaha Oki-uso, and Afaha Idua (Ilue).

�6. Oron is the cure for delicious sea foods ( crabs, fresh fish, prawns, oysters, crayfish and so on...) A place where people from other part of Nigeria come to buy crayfish, fresh afang, big fishes etc.

�7. Fair complexion is mostly seen amongst them. Their ladies are mostly tall, pretty and intelligent.

�8. Oron is home to one of the oldest museum and high schools in Nigeria, Methodist boys high school, Oron. Founded in 1905. And most popular high school in Akwa ibom state, Methodist Boys high school.

�9. Oron is home to a lot of natural resources including silica sand, salt, Limestone,Uranium, Manganese, clay etc.

�10. Their major occupation is fishing and farming.

�11. Oron Union is the most respected and known association of the oron people(akapkip Oro)

�12. Ibaka deep seaport or Ibom deep seaport is located in Oron.

�13. The Akwa ibom Airport is situated in Okobo L.G.A, in Oron Nation.

�14. A lot of people think Oron Nation is very wild and Dangerous, that they love fighting and causing problems, but that's a fat lie, Oro people are very peaceful and friendly, but if you look for our trouble, we will retaliates.

�15. Other tribes in Nigeria think that Oron Nation love sex too much(Oron ema mfang), but the truth is,
❤every tribes loves sex, but Oron people are very Romantic, Lovely, Funny and Good in bed, they always try to satisfy their women. Oro people are good husband materials in Nigeria. If you marry Oron man, good sex will never be your problem again. There are Prostitutes or Ashawo everywhere, in case you want to judge Oron Nation.

�16. Oron Nation are 96% Christians, 4% Oro religion.

❤If I have forgotten any facts, you can add your own.

�From Okobo to Uyo by Taxi = N300
From Oron to Uyo by Taxi = N400
From Uyo to Oron = N400
From Airport Junction(Uruan) to Okobo = N200

Proudly ORON Guy

Ojeh! Ojeh!! Ojeh!!! badi... Apkakip Oro


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mowah:
Well, medicine is definitely the toughest course to study in Nigeria, According to statistics only 56% of all admitted medical student in Nigeria end up being a doctor.

First of all, admission into the university to study medicine is really a Big deal. According to jamb only 1.6% of people who apply to study medicine yearly get admitted.
The second barrier is moving from 100l to 200l in the college of medicine, this is another challenge in most schools in Nigeria as the student are required to pass all their courses (@ least 50%) to cross over. Many student's ambition have been cut off at this stage especially in UNILAG as the pass rate for this year was just 40%.

The third barrier is passing the 300l professional second mb exam which has proved to be the toughest stage as students only have 18 months to learn basic medical science courses such as anatomy, physiology and biochemistry. It's just like Learning all the biology, physics and Chemistry you learnt in secondary school in 18 months with rigorous practical classes and all students are required to pass all courses with at least 50%. Student who performed excellently well (above 70%)are rewarded with a distinction, although it's could be as rare as just 5% of the students.

The next step is passing the 3rd MBBS exam which You'll do Harder courses like pharmacology, pathology, microbiology and You'll also be introduced to some Clinical courses also like paediatrics, Gynecology, obstetrics, orthopaedics,forensic medicine etc

The final steps include the Clinical stages where You'll write your 4th and 5th exams. With successful candidates being rewarded with the MBBS degree and will require to complete a one year housemanship and also nysc service.

But, with consistent handwork and study habit. Anyone can be a doctor, thanks
Hope I answered your question well

One funny thing about this Doctors is,
Nigeria Universities/Lecturers trained them well, after they graduate, they couldn't pay them well in Nigeria Hospitals, and they ended up leaving Nigeria to look for a better paid jobs outside Nigeria. They ended up training Nigerian Doctors for U.S and UK enjoyment. So funny!!

Somebody like me, when I finish my MBBS, I will just travel abroad for a well paid jobs.

The truth is, Nigerian Doctors are very good and better than other country's Physicians because of the kind of teachings they received by force and torture�

Entry into Medicine and surgery department is very tough... But with good knowledge in Physics and chemistry right from your secondary school, you can make it. My physics Master in secondary school just finished his MBBS 3yrs ago in UNIUYO, He's working now in the hospital. He scored 350 in Jamb. Why? Because he is good in Physics and chemistry.

In university of Uyo, Medicine and surgery is fail and go! You can imagine that. Even in Jamb, you must score at least 320+....

If you are not ready to killl yourself with 24/7 reading, then forget medicine and surgery.

�Heresy or False doctrines means Practicing what was not practised in the New Testament...or practicing what is against the scriptures according to Jesus teachings and lifestyles. HERESY means practicing Belief that is necessary, but which is not Biblical in New Testament. I'm talking about New Testament, because we are not in Old Testament again. So, we Christian must follow New Testament beliefs that Jesus and His Disciples believe and teach. Anything outside this, is classified as HERESY or False Doctrines.

�Followers of the Christian religion base their beliefs on the life or lifestyles, teachings and death of Jesus Christ. Christians believe in one God that created heaven, earth and the universe. The belief in one God originated with the Jewish religion. Christians believe Jesus is the “Messiah” or savior of the world.

Let me exposed some False doctrines(which are not in the new testament Bible) in some churches today::::

� 1. Bowing down to Graven images (idol worship): Worshipping Mary is unscriptural.

The book of exodus 20 strongly warned that nobody should bow down to any images that resembles Jesus, Paul, Mary, Abraham etc...Salvation or healing or intervention does not come from those Graven images... But from God. Do you know what is inside that graven images that looks like Mary? I know some peoples will bring examples of instances in the Bible that support this act....but the Truth is, Jesus never bow down to any Graven images or do His disciples... So, since Jesus Christ and his disciples didn't bow down to any Graven images... So, It's called false Doctrine or HERESY.

�2. Sunday worship:
Do your research in the Bible, nobody worshiped on Sundays in the new Testament. Paul was only teaching his colleagues until Sunday morning because he couldn't finished talking to them on the Sabbath day, and there was no sacred gathering that morning. There was no breaking of bread that morning, that means Sunday is not Biblical. According to customs, Jesus was only teaching his disciples or followers every Sabbath day (Saturday). According to Paul's custom, he was only teaching his colleagues or fellow Christian on the Sabbath day (Saturday)...

. And all Jesus disciples only observed Saturdays as the day of Redemption and restoration. Everyday is not the same...because the Bible makes it clear in Exodus 20... It says that the Sabbath day Saturday is the only Holy day for worship, but Satan have deceived the world into disobeying the Sabbath rule. Jesus didn't abolished the Sabbath worship. He was only telling them that it's good to do good to people on the Sabbath day, but he didn't come to abolish any law.

Forget what Apostle Paul said that *We shouldn't allow anybody to bother us about the Sabbath rule...because he also obeyed the Sabbath rule.... Why must Paul stopped others from obeying the Sabbath rule? So, worshipping on Sundays is a False doctrine, because Jesus and His disciples only observed Saturdays as Sabbath, and not Sundays. Biblically, Sabbath was on Saturdays until Roman Catholic changed it Sundays (the first day of the week) because Jesus was resurrected on Sunday morning.... The Bible strongly warned that nobody should Add or substrate from the scriptures, but R.C changed the Scriptures, and 80% of churches obeyed their changes. So, since Jesus Christ and his disciples didn't observed Sundays, observing Sundays instead of Saturdays is a disobedience(Hebrew 4).

. Matt 19:16-21 says that Jesus commanded people to observed moses laws( 10 commandments from God including the Sabbath rule).... So, Sundays worship is not Biblical, it's heretical. I cannot practice what Jesus Christ and his disciples didn't practised.
Ref: Acts 17:2; Luke 4:16, Exodus 20:8-11. Matt 19:16-21. Hebrew 4.

�3. TRINITY SYNDROME:
Biblically, there's no word like Trinity in the Bible. We have only one God, and one Mediator or Savior which is Jesus Christ. 1tim 2:5-7. And Holy Spirit is not God, but our Comforter. Jesus Christ clearly states that nobody is good except His Father God in matt 19.... Jesus Christ never called himself God...and He's never commanded anybody to called him God. He said he's the SON OF MAN... HE'S THE SON OF GOD. ...Jesus never claims to be God.... Because he said that there's only One God which is His Father Jehovah. Trinity syndrome means Jesus Christ is fully God, and Holy spirit is fully God also(3Gods)....Somebody say it's *3-in-1 God��....which is wrong.
God said that He cannot share his attribute with anybody... We are all sons of God including Jesus Christ.... Yahweh is the Father, Jesus Christ is our Savior and Holy spirit is our comforter. Anything outside this is False doctrine or HERESY or False teachings.

�4. EASTER WORSHIP:
Nobody celebrated Easter in the new Testament. The word Easter can only be found in King James Bible. If it was Biblical, then why can't we find Easter in all the versions of Bible? Since none of Jesus Disciples or early Church in the new Testament celebrated Easter, then it's false Doctrine or HERESY. It was Roman Catholic that brings Easter celebration, it's not Biblical.

�5. Christmas celebration:
There was no celebration of that kind in the new Testament. Nobody celebrated Xmas in the Bible. Because nobody knows where Jesus Christ was born.. Somebody is saying *In a Manger� that was the Lie we were all taught in the school or Sunday school classes. The Truth is, Nobody celebrated Xmas in the Bible. Xmas was established by Roman Catholic as a necessity, but not found in the Bible. We Christian love to celebrate what wasn't celebrated in the Bible so that we may look more religious than others. So, since nobody celebrated Xmas in the new Testament, then it's false Doctrine or HERESY.

�6. Birthday celebration in the Church�

Can you imagine a Pastor or G.O allowing Birthday celebration in the church? And even cut a cake? What for? What is so special about the day you were born? Will that help you to enter the kingdom of God? No....so, since Jesus Christ and his disciples didn't observed Birthday celebration in the church, it's false Doctrine or HERESY.

�7. Your physical appearance doesn't matter:
That's what some false teachers always teach. They forgot that Paul advice members to dress decently and cover their private parts. These pastors allow anyhow dressings into their Church because they want more members. Some exposed their breasts to church, some wear short skirts, some women wear Trousers and show the shape of their Bumbum and the size if their Kpetus� Some fixes eyelashes to church and Pastor still welcome them inside church and even gave them front seat. What a Pastor. Such belief that God is not interested on ur outward appearance is False doctrine or HERESY or False teachings. Repent.

�8. Tithes:
Since Jesus Christ and his disciples didn't collect tithes in the new Testament, it means it's false Doctrine or HERESY or False teachings. No Preacher collected tithes in the new Testament. Tithes was meant for the Israelites, not Gentiles. Or are we from Israel??� Somebody say *we are Israel spiritually. That's a fat lie. We are Gentiles.

Somebody say *There's no Gentiles or Hebrew again� Really? If were are one in Christ Jesus, then why did Jesus Christ instructed his disciples not to preach his kingdom to the Gentiles? Some Pastors say *You're cursed if you don't pay tithes�Are we still under a curse? What a Pastor! Some pastors say *You're a thief or you cannot prosper or become rich if you don't pay tithes� What a lie?
The Truth is, there's no special blessings in paying tithes... How? Because God blesses everybody including the wicked not because they pay tithes. Matt 5:44-47. A man in Uyo went to the university, graduated and got a better job with better salary, he got married with kids, build mansions and drive exotic cars or jeeps.... But this guy doesn't pay tithes. Who blesses this Man? Is it not God? Is it through paying tithes? My people perished because of lack of knowledge.

Any Pastor can implement the Tithe commandments because it has to do with money. Some Pastors loves money more than winning souls for God.
�The Truth is, Apostle Paul didn't collect tithes... Jesus Disciples didn't collect tithes, even the Early church didn't collect tithes(It was only the Pharisees that collected tithes, are we Pharisees?�) somebody say *Jesus didn't abolished the tithes.... My question is, If Jesus Christ allowed tithes, then why didn't Paul and Jesus Disciples collect tithes in the new Testament?... So, it's unscriptural, False teachings or doctrine, because you cannot buy God's blessings with your tithes. If paying tithes maketh one rich, everybody will be Rich today... So, guys, use your money judiciously�Get a job, don't rely on member's tithes for survival. You're the one that was supposed to help the members financially, not members helping you. Some pastors opened a Church because of tithes and offerings.
�So, tithes is not for Christians. That was why it wasn't included in the 10 commandments because it's not necessary again.

�9. DIVORCE:
Many Pastors say that there's nothing like Divorce... Whereas Jesus Christ allowed Divorce when he said *Except for cheating or unfaithfulness or infidelity. What they're trying to do is that, they're encouraging Wives to cheat on their husband that their husbands cannot divorce them....Yes, Jesus say *Don't divorce your wife, but he also say Divorce her if you catch her on top of another man, except u wan forgive her. So, Divorce is Biblical, any Pastor that teach that you cannot divorce your wife for any reason is False teachings or doctrine or HERESY.

�10. Church wedding:
Wedding in Cana wasn't a Sacred gathering wedding where Scriptures were opened or bread was broken or Prayers were prayed, but it was a Traditional marriage ceremony...because Jesus Christ didn't preach there...there was no Marriage vows like we do today in some churches. Some say church weddings is for the Blessings�Which blessings? Once your Father Inlaw and Mother Inlaw blesses you on the Traditional marriage day, you're blessed forever... You don't need a Pastor's blessings for the marriage to work.... All those marriages that always end in divorce, didn't a Pastor blessed them on the wedding day?� Nko uto ado.

� 11. Crucifix:
What are you doing with Crucifix in the Church again? Using crucifix to pray is not necessary again. Wearing big cross on your chest is against the Scriptures.

�12. Breaking of Covenant (Ukpuk ukpong)
Breaking of Red cross olive oil for ukpuk-ukpong is unscriptural. Nobody performed such doctrine in the new testament.

❤13. Evil Rings
A Pastor shouldn't wear many rings in his Fingers apart from a wedding Ring. If you see any Pastor or prophet with different Rings on his Fingers, that's a sign he is Evil. A lot of Pastors will not tell you this. Even that wedding Ring on their fingers can be manipulated for fake miracles. Beware of such prophets.

❤14. Flowers for Assignment.
No priest in the Bible gave anybody Flowers as Husband or wife. If you see any Pastor or prophet that gave you or somebody flowers as husband during prophecy time in any church, that's Spiritual husband that's given to you....and you will start having sex in the dream. Burn those flowers and your problems is over. Spiritually, flowers doesn't represent Love or husband.... It's man's inventions. They tried to compared love with flowers, because flowers is always beautiful... But no pastor gave women flowers as husband in the Bible. This is fake doctrine.

❤ 15. Marine Assignments: (Eridara Mme Angels)
Giving children or members Fanta, Groundnuts and rice to rejoice with their Angels or celebration is a marine assignments. it's demonic. No pastor did that in the Bible. Beware of such prophets or churches. That's a marine Church.

�16. Bathing Deliverance:
This is the process where a Pastor or prophet or prophetess bath a lady or guy in the church in the name of deliverance. That's direct initiation into marine kingdoms. If you noticed or if you were advised to go to such Church for deliverance, please don't go, because they're going to initiate you fully into the marine kingdom. Beware of such prophets or churches. Don't patronised them.

❤17. Repeating Same prayer points:
This doctrine is being practiced in almost all churches nowadays. Why are you repeating a particular prayer point twice or thrice... What for? Does it mean that God didn't hear you the first time you pray it? Jesus Christ himself has condemned this practice in his teachings.

�18. ROSARY BEADS:
Using Rosary or prayer beads is unscriptural. It's a false doctrine. Nobody uses beads or Rosary beads to pray in the new testament.... Beware of such churches. Say No to False doctrines.

�19. Burying Charms on the Church pulpit:
This practice is Real... Some pastors/prophets buried human heads or Animals in their pulpit or church compound just to perform fake miracles. God doesn't dwells on church pulpits or Manmade temples or Altars. God is spirit. God is everywhere. He's omnipresent. Stop bowing down to church pulpits of some churches, because Idolatry now occurs in 80% of churches today. Beware! No pastor may tell you this. Only strong pastors that was called can expose the truth like this. If God have opened your eyes or you had a bad revelation against your Church burying charms on pulpit, please leave that Church immediately. Don't say it's just a dream.

❤ 20. Praying for your Human Enemies to die:

Whether it's necessary or not, praying for people to die is unscriptural in the new testament. This doctrine or teaching is not biblical. Jesus Christ himself condemned this doctrine in Matt 5:43-44, it was necessary in the Old testament....but Jesus Christ said we should *pray for our enemies and do good to those that persecute us* so that we can be true sons of God.

How many Pastors or Prophets is obeying this Scriptures nowadays? Almost everybody want their enemies to die so that they can be Rich and live in Peace on earth without attacks... This is wrong practice. My enemies must die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die���� If God decide to kill our enemies like we always pray, then nobody will be alive today, because some of us are enemies to others. In fact, without your enemies attacking you, will you wake up and pray? Will you even go to church to pray? Orrr.

The only person that Jesus Christ commanded us to attack him is SATAN (De Devil), but before you start attacking the Devil, make sure you're strong in the Scriptures and spiritually.... You cannot kill Demons like some used to do, because they're spirit, praying for d Devil to die is very childish... But you can attack him with the Holy Ghost Fire, and in the name of Jesus Christ, Demons will run....
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Many people will hate this post because it exposes the Biblical truths and errors, mistakes or ignorance of some churches or members. Many people will also say that I'm judging people... But there's a huge different between exposing the errors, mistakes and ignorances in the Christendom and judging people by mentioning names.... It's left for you to repent after reading this message.

❤❤❤❤Only the Wise in Scriptural bitter Truth will understand and believe this... Those that hates the truth will ignore this post...and those that doesn't have the Spirit of Truth in them will start insulting and calling me names....those that are Guilty of these False doctrines will say I don't know anything about the Scriptures and even unfriend me.... But the truth must be told. Am not afraid to say the truth. Selah!!

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The5DME:
People still get kicked out of medical school. So, don't rest in your laurels yet.

They will kick you out first in Jesus name. They kick your sisters and brothers first in Jesus name. They will kick you out in ur working place. U will be kick out everywhere u enter in Jesus Christ name, Amen

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The5DME:
[[s]quote author=DocJoseph post=103595727]

....see mumu, u that did Runs in the exam Hall? U are trying to defend yourself. Almost all the candidates complained that Jamb didn't followed the syllabus they gave candidates. So because u did runs and scored fake 280 and u think u sabi passed me? Were u writing physics and chemistry?

What about me that wrote my first Jamb in 2008 and got Medicine, though I dropped out because of fees....can u compare ur brains with me? Me that finished Ssce in 2002... And u that just finished ssce....who is better than who? If I knock u ehh...Unam-ikot�[/s]
To be honest with you; you're a waste of space. Mind you, I wrote: maths, physics, chemistry and English in jamb, so I don't get where your frustration is coming from. No matter how long you wail; jamb is not going to do anything you go cry till you die.
NB: it's so demeaning of you to think that anyone who scored 200+ did runs. Change your mentality. You'll never become a doctor ;Dso go and hang yourself. Medicine does not need such primitive brain as yours.

Your Cursess will follow you in Jesus Christ name. It might interest you to know that I have gotten Admission to study Medicine and surgery in University of Uyo A-Level program last year 2021....and Am in School now. Shame on you and ur Family and Demonicc Parents. 80% of you guys were doing Runs... Since I was in my secondary sch, have never done exam malpractice... They gave me the Senior prefect because I was good in sciences and I was even teaching Js1-SS3.... Because I was brain. You can't compare itself with me

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I heard that PhD medicine is 300k a session in Uniben.

Pls don't mind those losers trying to discourage you into doing ur PhD in Nigeria..,
The truth is, they hate Education. My advice is, go for ur program, wen you finished, travel abroad and work there. Don't mind those guys....because PhD is cheap in Nigeria, but very expensive abroad.

Bigboy289:
Na person wey fail JAMB dey support these kinds of things

.....so, does failing Jamb means you didn't read well? Unam-ikot

Homosapiens20x:
You didn't read deep bro, someone said he scored 304 was his questions different?

.....this is why I always advise people to understand peoples post before commenting. So u didn't know that not everybody wrote the same question? Let me lecture you... In English, some candidates were given Croze questions from Tiers of government or types of government, while others was Different. Mine was on Business. Somebody said his won was on communication. Some questions that some candidates saw in their biology wasn't set for others... Only few questions were set for ALL Candidates e.g question on Evolution.
So, we all didn't write the same questions. Jamb has changed their standard of setting questions because of exam malpractices.
Someone said he scored 304 If that's true, den we didn't write the same questions. Now, u know that not everybody wrote the same questions. U can confirm from other candidates. Quote me right, I said *My English Croze questions and Comprehension was different from others...

ARCHEMEDESME:
yes , at least two recommended textbooks or going through a lot of past questions

That wasn't the problem. Jamb didn't follow their syllabus. I followed their syllabus strictly. If they've followed their syllabus and ask questions based on those syllabus, I would've scored 350.... Yes, I'm serious. Many people had many ways of cheating in the exam hall.... Nigeria is corrupt!

Homosapiens20x:
More reason why one should not just focus on one textbook..At least two standard textbooks should suffice...Am writing next year though...

Bros, I didn't used only one textbook... I was using their recommended textbooks. Like physics, I was using Essential physics, Okeke, Calculations in physics and Exam focus...for physics alone. I was using Newschool chemistry and Exam focus on chemistry. Biology was Modern biology and Exam focus too...Including past questions on those subjects. I. Started preparing or reading 2months before the sales of Form begins... It wasn't textbooks that was the problem, jamb didn't follow their syllabus....

Mangekyo:
Lolz, I failed woefully too despite reading for it. But I won't blame jamb for it, even though I know a part of the problem is from them. Im taking the blame, I underestimated jamb if I'm to be honest. I'll try harder next year if I don't make it into the uni this year.

.... Bro, I can never write jamb again. I rather spend 500k for Basic studies into medicine than writing jamb again. Jamb mumuism is too much

ARCHEMEDESME:
wether the questions are calculations or not it shouldn't matter if you prepare properly for your exams. They didn't deviate from the syllabus at all , the questions that were a bit Alevel was just like 1-2 questions out of 40. Jamb recommends a lot of textbooks that might contain Olevel sections you never read about.

....Bros, forget that thing! Jamb is rubbish. God will punish them.