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Been there done that. Wife showed me hell. Packed her things and left the house. Though she came back later. My business bounced back. We were planning to go to Canada. Omoh, i cancel everything.

Told her to her face that I cant risk taking someone of her character to the West. I now do everything solo. Each of my kids have personal bank accounts that i keep well supplied. Wife has been trying to make good for 2 years now. I don't give a shit.

A SNAKE DOES NOT BITE BY MISTAKE.

Excellent and succint.

Ask him to be giving you pass when he is done. You can't be beside the ocean and you are dying of thirst.

The large turnout of cows to greet him is impressive.

Keep your child away from drugs. Or better yet stop taking them yourself. Between you and your daughter, one of you is very high.

What the hell? Is he Donald Trump now?
When you have nothing of substance to show, you draw attention to your signature. The classic Hallmark of a narcissist. May God help Enugu state.

Women from divorced homes tend to also have failed marriages. If her mom could not make it work, there is little incentive for your woman to want to put in all it takes to make her marriage work.
These things tend to be a circle and it may be a pattern that runs in some families. Once divorce, child out of wedlock, drunkenness, gambling, murder, madness etc takes presence in a particular family, you tend to see it repeat across multiple generations. These things are very spiritual.

Always investigate the background of the person you want to marry. Some people should make excellent spouses but that negative family circle and pattern will always be fighting against them.

Oh poor child. You need to know the ways of the world. Your former bitch is seriously being pounded hard by a real man right now and he will pour every drop of sperm from his balls into her.
You notice she hasn't called you these past few days abi? Dem dey drill your babe seriously. The guy wey dey fire your babe now touches places inside her kpekus that you have never touched before. He has a large rod. Your babe moan scatters the compound.
She might come back to you later but that will be only after that guy is done.

You will give her head and lick off the remaining sperm still dripping from her kpekus. As you no want get sense. Make i pepper your imagination...

Dem dey mount your babe ooooo!!

Hmmmm.. mummy, this one no follow.

Develop gini? This man don dey smoke? Wetin this Sokoto people give Kukah now?
Oga when i move nothing go make me look this side again.

Madam at your age you still dey find preek? Ha!

I can freely design and send to anyone here on nairaland a FREE CERTIFICATE OF SURVIVAL. For surviving this devilish and hellish regime.

If you haven't done anything these past 8 years, the fact that you survived is enough achievement.

Abeg! Where do they sell fainting couch? I need to faint urgently.
Tinubu wants to kill corruption? King Solomon must have died a virgin then! Somethings cannot just happen.

Stop picking things from reddit. Olodo.

Oh! There she is. The yaba-left escapee. Madam, your 15 milliseconds of Fame is long over. Stop pushing it. We are bored.

The owner of the venza is the robber. You took such huge amounts of money to the bank not minding their closing time. You did not request for police escort. From no where, robbers came fully masked and went straight to your boot. They even knew the exact route you followed as you left the bank. They even knew your vehicle right away. Haba! Too many coincidences here. The person who went to Lodge that money in the bank is the one that arranged with the robbers. No Nigerian bank turns down such huge volume of money. Highest, they'll pay their staff overtime.

Another thing, the dollar is not a legal tender in Nigeria. So how does an aboki come about 11 million dollars? There is no way that money was legitimately earned. The police need to dig deeper. Starting with Mr Venza. He knows who and where the robbers are. He planned the operation.

Oh.! Its you again! With another crazy, made up rubbish.

Is that first thing up there a woman?

You have taken all this time to say absolutely nothing! He just wants to lure people to fake jobs that don't exist.

Jobless fool!

See as the vultures have descended on the thread.

Let the blame games begin!

The fulani have declared war on Christian communities in the middle belt. The present government is not bothered. The incoming government will not be bothered.

When these communities rise up against the fulani, government security agents will rush in claiming that they want to maintain law and order. In over 12 years of Fulani killings, not one fulani has been prosecuted.

These are not farmer/herder clashes. These are seemingly state supported massacres of indegeinous communities in the middle belt. How long will it continue?

As a matter of principle, any man who didn't marry his wife a virgin MUST carry out DNA test as soon as he has money to. Our women are not it o!

If you doubt me, visit stella dimokokorkus blog today and read her post about body count. See what our ladies are saying. A lady there is proud that she has slept with 104 men already. Her husband is the 104th. Forget nigerian women. Durex don been tell us before.

Anyone that has the time to write the rubbish up there certainly isn't someone who is on the path to success.

Your husband really needs a job. This thing can be a very touchy issue for most men. Losing a job or a business collapsing can be very traumatic. Imagine all that in the present Buhari economic disaster.

Some of us have been through worse. I smoke, i drink but i still provide for every damn thing in my home. Even down to toothpick. My wife has her business but I've never one day asked what she does with her money.


The day woman give you her money, eternal see finish don start be that. The husband is a fool. Only an idiot sleeps with his staff.

All things considered, the story appears quite made up though. I'll give the writer B for effort.

Eaglernorwich:
Vanity upon vanity,all is vanity

Even your poverty is still vanity. Ode

You see that clay thing up there. It is women with such toxic nature that make men flee. Single mothers except in rare situations are actually toxic with serious character issues. No man should be blamed when he abandons them.

Does your husband still exist? I have forgotten about Buhari already sef.

Forget your wife. You know these hoes ain't loyal. Someone else is fucking your wife. In your trying moments, her real character has been exposed. Is this the kind of woman you want to build a future with?
You made a mistake marrying a woman who doesn't know the significance of marriage vows. If she wants to leave, allow her. Continue your hustle and be a better person.

By the time she don finish the ashawo wey dey hungry her and she see say nothing dey street, she go wan come back.

You will be a fool to accept her back.

This one you are calling the demonic principalities and powers of nairaland so. You want make them declare war on you? You know say Jennyclay no kukuma well for head before. Siofra even dey try. That jenny na confirm werey.
You didn't mention their Godmother. Zzor or is it iyaebe she calls herself now.