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SoftP:
Not all biblical followers should be called sheep,
some are extremely acquiescent Ram

😆😅😂😂 I swearagad you no well.

Does anyone know how much a 40 year old whiskey would cost?

Very old news. This happened years ago in port harcourt and actually made the rounds here on nairaland.

Such a great man.

Guys what's your opinion about today's premier league games?

Abeg make una leave my tonto oooo!!! This kind vawulence don pass pro max.

We haven't finished with the confusion CBN caused, INEC fire us another one. We never understand INEC own finish now NCC dey bring another confusion come. Which kind wahala be dis? You wan tell me say ,*556# and *606# no dey work again? What type of this is this?

Okealaaye:
ANOTHER (PROBABLY THE MOST LETHAL) STICK WITH WHICH TO HIT THE ZOMBIDIENTS ON THE HEAD. PLEASE, SHARE WIDELY AND ENSURE THE LEGAL TEAM DOES THE NEEDFUL. NOW READ ON:

Peter Obi is not the candidate of LP :

According to Section 77 (2&3) of the electoral act 2022, Peter Obi is not a member of Labour party. As a result,he is not qualified to contest the February 25,2023 presidential election. Section 77 (2) says every political party must have/maintain a register of its member in soft and hard copy. 77(3) says each party SHALL MAKE THAT REGISTER AVAILABLE TO INEC NOT LATER THAN 30 DAYS BEFORE THE DATE FIXED FOR PRIMARIES, CONGRESSES OR CONVENTION. PDP screened all presidential candidates on April 29th,2022. Peter Obi participated in that screening and was cleared. Obi even displayed his provisional clearance on social media. He resigned from PDP on Thursday May 26th,2022 to join Labour party on May 27th,2022. Labour party conducted her presidential primary on May 30th, 2022 and it produced Obi after Prof. Pat Utomi voluntary withdrawal for Obi.
According to the section 77(3), Labour party ought to have submitted the party register to INEC 30 days before the presidential primary. By calculation, 30 days to May,30th,2022 was April 30,2022. As at April 30th,2022 when labour party had submitted the party register to INEC, Peter Obi was a member of PDP. So, Obi name was not part of those in the party person who is not a valid member of a political party be a candidate in the party's presidential primary, and, therefore, be eligible to contest presidential election? Can a political party allow a non-member to participate in presidential election?

If the APC can establish that Peter Obi's name is NOT on the register of members which the Labour Party submitted to INEC as statutorilly required, then Peter Obi is automatically knocked out. It will be as if he contested the election under fakse pretences or he did not contest at all. Either way, he has squandered the votes and expectations of the OBIdients. The only space the disillusioned crowd can "occupy" is Obi's personal estate.

The tribunal will witness fireworks and interesting days lie ahead.

If the supreme court can find reasons to make Lawan a candidate of a party and position he never attended primaries for then there is nothing for Mr Obi to worry about. I'm curious though, you believe in the law enough to quote it now?

HRHQueenPhil:
Very succulent chicken
Had a date and went to chicken republic
Ate his chicken and mine..no emabarassment..was too hungry

Madam. There's a thing called embarrassment. Since you don't know it, i feel it on your behalf. Classless.

There is nothing you can do. You might consider cheating if its that bad. Was your wife a virgin when you met her? If she was not, then you have a lot of measuring up to do.

I am currently going through the same situation in my marraige right now. I can never understand how women change once the husbands finances are distressed. Through all this, i single handedly take care of every damn thing in my home even if it is as small as 100 naira. And my wife will have money and yet lock up.
These days, i keep to myself and eat outside. I have seen hell.
I'll advise any young man, whatever you do, never marry a girl from a home that the mom raised them alone. Those ladies will give you hell in your home. The concept of submission and partnership in the affairs of the home are alien to them.
For now, I'm bearing my cross. But I'm close to walking out the marriage.

QualityShare:
Dear God Almighty,

If Tinubu truly won this year's presidential election by people's mandate, may he be sworn in come May 29th, and may he finish his tenure successfully in Jesus name! But if he stole another person's mandate through the help of INEC, may he never sit on that presidential seat.

Let somebody say a loud Amen!

I am DOG ALMIGHTY. It appears God ain't on seat. Would you like to drop a message?

What are you capping? Alcohol brings out the real person in you. Yes, don't abuse it ofcourse. But there's nothing wrong with drinking. I'm currently on my 9th bottle of trophy and you see I'm still very functional. So long as you have handled every financial need in your home, then please enjoy your liquor. Don't allow anyone guilt trip you.

Your sorry doesn't make sense

Pierced:
No state?

They've started totalling the votes.

I support Obi. But here is the truth, Bola Tinubu is already leading with more votes than Atiku, Obi and Kwankwaso combined. Go to the premium times website and see the live updates yourself.

APC - 798,799
PDP - 508,645
LP - 60,523
NNPP - 19,799

These are official INEC results you can verify. I'll update as more results come in.
I am an Obi supporter. However, I've always been objective about his chances. Now is not Obi's time. Heartbreaking yes, but work needs to be done.

honestivo:
All the 3 Frontline candidates are on 50/50/50 no clear winner yet going by the results so far

Don't believe that. Go to premium times website and follow their live election updates. APC is putting on an insurmountable lead.

I'm an Obi supporter but to be honest and from the results coming in so far, the APC will win this thing.

1. Your windows might be corrupt. You might need to do a fresh windows install.
2. You will need to enter your BIOS setup(f10 but depends on your system). In your BIOS go to boot section and make sure your hard drive is selected as the primary boot device.
3. If non of the above work, then your hard disk has crashed.

Try option 2 first.

That's not a cargo plane

Is it that he is trying to tell us that the wife hides money or that she is a very dirty woman. She cleans the room but doesn't bother about cleaning under the bed?

Thunder!!!

Op is looking for virgin? Those organisms have long been extinct in Nigeria. The last virgin in Nigeria was sighted in Eagles square around the time Abdulsalam was handing power over to Obasanjo. It is easier to find big foot or the loch ness monster than it is to find a virgin in Nigeria.

When will this useless governor come out to condemn the police atrocities in his state?

You slept with someones husband. That's how the will sleep with yours too. We know you are the mistress.

Who is this fool?

Yes. I watched it(somebody had to do it). In effect, old 500 naira and 1000 naira remain illegal tenders. Old 200 naira notes will be pushed back into circulation until April 10th.

I used to doubt that politics was behind this currency redesign. The president this morning, cleared that doubt. He actually is doing this to prevent politicians from buying votes. No politician has bundles of 200 naira notes stored up. They certainly didn't see this coming.

Sadly though, it appears he is not willing to respect any judgement of the supreme court concerning this matter.

This girl will never have sense. I pity her father.

Offpoint1:
The big question is.........Why is it still alive?


A Nairalander should do val for me abeg, I need a gift.

Never gotten a gift in ma life before, abeg break dey york

No be only break the York. Na break the Washignton.

Is this what Nigerian army has been reduced to? Investigating the disappearance of blokos? 😂😂😂🤣🤣