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Health / The Health Revolutionary Secret by dokita001(m): 12:52pm On Jul 11, 2019
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Health / Healthy Foods Are Not Usually Expensive by dokita001(m): 12:47pm On Mar 05, 2019
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Health / Information On HEPATITIS by dokita001(m): 2:22am On Jul 30, 2018
INFORMATION ON HEPATITIS
Message of the Regional Director of WHO in the African Region, Dr Matshidiso Moeti, on the occasion of World Hepatitis Day, 28 July 2018
On July 28, the WHO African Region will join the global celebration of the World Hepatitis Day. The theme “Test. Treat. Hepatitis” draws attention to hepatitis B and C virus infections that cause long term (chronic) inflammation of the liver that leads to extensive scarring, liver cancer and untimely death. The goal of the World Hepatitis Day is to raise awareness of these infections and the importance of testing early because treatment is readily available.
Worldwide, there are 323 million people infected with Hepatitis B or C virus, a burden 10 times larger than the HIV epidemic. Over 1.4 million people die annually from liver disease caused by untreated infection including two out of every three liver cancer deaths.
In Africa, hepatitis B and C is a silent epidemic affecting over 70 million people. Among infected persons, 9 out of every 10 have never been tested because of lack of awareness and poor access to testing and treatment. I share the story of Bari, a 23-year-old boy who was diagnosed with Hepatitis B infection. His older sister developed yellow eyes and swollen belly, and recently died of liver cancer. “It was horrifying to discover the cause of her illness was hepatitis B infection. We must have become infected through minor cuts and close contact in childhood. We did not know that the infection could be silent for so long and its consequences so devastating.”
There is hope for Bari and millions like him. Cost effective medicines are available to control hepatitis B infection and prevent liver disease. Also, the Hepatitis B vaccine given at birth, together with infant vaccination, prevents over 95% of new infections that leads to liver cancer in later life. For Hepatitis C, newly available treatment can cure the infection in almost all patients within 12 weeks.
Today, I call on Member States to develop costed, National strategic Plans to serve as roadmaps for elimination of viral hepatitis. I urge countries to invest in the hepatitis response by scaling up domestic funding, and providing testing and treatment facilities, leveraging on the existing health infrastructure for HIV and other infectious disease.
WHO commends the efforts of the Global Fund in providing testing and treatment for Hepatitis C among patients receiving HIV care, and call on other partners to support the hepatitis response in Africa.
Health care workers, non-governmental organizations, civil society and people living with viral hepatitis must play a vital role in raising awareness and promoting testing and treatment for Hepatitis B and C. I call on researchers to work on simplifying testing and treatment, and find a cure for hepatitis B infection and a vaccine for hepatitis C.
WHO will continue to provide Member States with support and opportunities for regional and international collaboration. We have a vision of an Africa free of viral hepatitis by 2030 and everyone everywhere should have access to testing, diagnosis and treatment.
Now is the time to Test, the time to Treat, and the time to Cure Hepatitis.
To be be fore-warned is to be fore-armed.
Stay healthy and live happily!

Have a great week.

Jokes Etc / This One Will Weak You Oo by dokita001(m): 4:30pm On Jun 19, 2018
Teacher: Name any animal that lives in water
Dike: Hippopotamus
Teacher: Amos your turn
Amos: Hippopodike
Teacher: Amos what's that?
Amos: Dike started it ☹
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I know you are weak already...
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Jokes Etc / Nairaland Admin Tolerance Should Be Looked Into And Stepped Up. by dokita001(m): 8:45pm On Mar 08, 2018
My phone keep asking me to update my Bible App, please what does the Bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple
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In other news,
I love social networking sites and apps (e.g facebook, whatsapp, linked in etc), I've used it to make a lot of good relationships, business deals & lasting memories but,,,this month of March, it will be 3years that I've been on Nairaland with little or nothing to show for it because the so called "admins" won't let my posts see the light of the day...when next I post and the "admins" bring it down (delete it), I will say "bye bye" to this space, deactivate my nairaland account & step up my game.
Health / Do Your Medical Checks Please by dokita001(m): 9:31am On Dec 19, 2017
Do Your Medical Checks Please

The raft of deaths in the last few weeks is benumbing. I wrote this few years ago, I'm forced to add a few words to it and repost it again. Anyone under 40 years of age can abuse their body and play Russian roulette​ with it. Nature will indulge you. The game changes at 40. When you turn 50, the countdown to mortality begins. It is not called middle age for nothing. No one gets out of here alive but we can live well and comfortably enough into old age when we listen to our bodies and pay attention. Most people who die suddenly, die of pre-existing conditions they ignored, rejected or are afraid of. They think getting help is akin to inviting bad luck and bad diseases. Not true! The nature of these things are random. Some are coded in our genes, some are brought on by lifestyle. Some are unexplained.

If you are over forty years old and you are woman ignoring routine mammogram, pap smear with no baseline biomedical profile done, you are trying to kill yourself by installments. If you are over 40 and a man, and you have not gone to examine your prostate; you have not done the Prostate Specific Antigen (PSA) test, I'm sorry for you and your family. You know yourselves as you read this, I have told you many times. I know you feel shy about this, but neither Ayoyinka nor doctors are concerned with your "wetin call". Your "wetin call" no be my problem, it is the bomb that can explode under that is our concern. I want us to reverse ugly trends of low life expectancy and untimely deaths in Nigeria. I want us to increase the life expectancy rate. Don't join the "I reject it, it is not my portion" crowd of denial. Those words can only come from the mouths of ignorants. Human body is programmed to decay. From my experience, the bolts and knots starts its loosening process once you hit the magical age of forty. Your body starts to change, things do not feel quite the same, although the pace of degeneration can vary with individuals. You can age gracefully and in good health. Please check your blood sugar at least twice a year, check your blood pressure, your cholesterol level, go for your annual physical. Do kidney and liver function tests to catch any problem early. If you smoke or have asthma, see your pulmonary surgeon often. See a dentist. Check your vision to rule out glaucoma especially if you are from the north. If you are Fulani, know you are predisposed to blood clots. When you clock 50, go for a colonoscopy, there is no shame to it. your doctors, nurses and anesthesiologists have seen more crooked behind than yours. I know mental illness have a lot of stigma to it. If you hear strange voices in your head or if you feel blue, overwhelmed by melancholy and you feel you are in a dark place all the time, seek help. Talk to a psychiatrist. It is not a shame to take medicines daily. Don't be deceived by anointing oil and holy water. Get real help.

My female friends are better than my male friends at checking their well being. Stop chasing money, stop overworking. You need wellness to enjoy money. Work cannot leave you, you will have to leave work some day. If you are drinking too much Alomo bitters, or if the Mallam selling the "new awakening" reserves the special one for you. Na im be say wahala dey. Check your blood pressure and sugar level, those things kills a man's sexual function and some medicines​ used to treat these conditions do kill libido. Unless you have serious erectile dysfunction, you don't need enhancers to enter Jerusalem. The truth is that after 45, you can't enter like before. It is like that. Move on. Report any untoward sign to your doctor, know and understand your body so you can easily notice quirky changes. People who are given terrible diagnosis did not offend God, everything in life is random. We have no idea how we drew the cards. With checks, bad stuff can be found early and treated.

For the religious die-hards. I have a prayer I say for you; Father Lord, you know your humble servant and her friends and families are couch potatoes except for a few body Nazis among them. The only thing active about us father is our imagination. My followers and I do not run, neither do we jog. When we run, your Holiness sure knows something must be chasing us. We beseech thee to grant us the wisdom to check our bodies yearly. Deliver us from bad eating habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, excessive consumption of alcohol and indulgence in recreational drugs and harmful substances. May You protect us from bad diseases and bad actions. May You grant us the totality of goodness, from within and from without. I commit my friends and followers to you because I'm tired of calling them out and pestering them on phone over their health. Amen!

To the ladies, the hospitals use nice "tiny" plastic speculum to open the cervix these days compared to the scary ginormous steel probe we were examined with in the past. I admit to skipping a pap smear or two because of the GIANT speculum.
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Business / Network Marketing Reality... by dokita001(m): 8:11pm On Dec 18, 2017
This is the reality of 78% of people “NETWORK MARKETING IS A PYRAMID SCHEME”

*They say is not easy.
*They say they can’t SELL.
*They also say I can’t TALK
*They say they are too busy no TIME.
*They say it doesn’t WORK.
*They say you work for the people on TOP.

The same people studied and invested “four(4) years + X” just to get a job that doesn’t guarantee them Financial Freedom for 35 years of their life time……IS THAT EASY?

They sell their life, talents, skills, and time to the highest bidder at the expense of their family, but they say they can’t SELL

They gist in the office, they talk about their bosses, they gossip about their neighbours, talk about sport, and complain about the government/politics, even when they don’t get recognised, YET THEY CAN'T TALK?

They invest 8hrs a day for 5days in a week and for 35years making 72,800weeks of their life in a job where they retire broke and weak and also 87,360hrs on mostly unproductive tasks during the weekends YET THEY ARE
BUSY…….NO TIME?

They see, read and hear about successful LEADERS in NETWORK MARKETING INDUSTRY who achieved not just financial freedom but residual income for life through building a simple system within 4-5years with less than 40hrs a week yet have enough time to do many important things in their life, plus still able to help as many other people as possible…… Still they wonder if it WORKS?

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Health / N86,400 Per Day! How Do You Spend It? by dokita001(m): 7:56pm On Dec 18, 2017
Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with N86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day.

What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!!! Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME.

Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours.

There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow". You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success!

The clock is running. Make the most of today.

To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed in SSCE Exam.
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics

Treasure every moment that you have!
And treasure it more because you spent it doing things you love and shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time.

And remember that time waits for no one.
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Business / 13 Questions That Will Change Your Life by dokita001(m): 5:34pm On Dec 17, 2017
13 Questions That Will Change Your Life

When things aren’t going quite the way you’d like them to, it’s often the result of not asking yourself the right questions. Some questions are hard to confront because you’re afraid you won’t get the answer you want, others because you really don’t want to know the answer.

But the best things in life don’t come easily, and turning away from life’s toughest questions is a sure path to mediocrity. I believe that Socrates said it best:

“The unexamined life isn’t worth living.”
Socrates’ observation also applies to business. When Eric Schmidt was CEO of Google, he famously said, “We run this company on questions, not answers.”

Life, like business, runs on questions, not answers. Let’s take a closer look at some of the tough questions we should be asking ourselves regularly.


How do people see me differently than I see myself?
Have you ever heard a recording of your voice and thought, “Is that what I really sound like?” Because of the way the sound of the voice travels through the human skull, we never hear ourselves the same way that everybody else hears us. The same is often true for the way we behave. We interpret our behavior in terms of how we think we come across, whereas everyone else sees the real thing. A 360° assessment is a great way to gain this perspective. It gathers feedback that is constructive, anonymous, and accurate. If you forego the 360 and solicit feedback in person, make certain you ask for feedback that is specific, avoiding broad questions and generalizations. For example, you’re more likely to get an honest and accurate answer to, “How well did I handle myself in the meeting when everyone disagreed with me?” than to, “Am I a good boss?” And be careful to show that you’re receptive to the feedback. If you flip out or get defensive every time somebody speaks their mind, they’re going to stop doing it.


What/whom did I make better today?
That’s another way of saying, “Leave things better than you found them.” Ending each day by asking yourself what or whom you made better is a great way to keep yourself grounded and focused on what really matters.


Am I being true to my values?
Do you ever get that nagging feeling that something is a little off in your life? This often happens when little behaviors creep up on you that violate your values. If spending quality time with your family is one of your primary values, but you keep staying late at work, there’s a conflict. If you want that nagging little voice to go away, you’re going to have to do something about it.


If I achieved all of my goals, how would I feel? What can I do to feel that way as I work to achieve them?
The ability to delay gratification in pursuit of your goals is one of the most fundamental prerequisites for success, but delaying gratification doesn’t have to mean being miserable until you cross that finish line. You can achieve more—and have more fun doing it—if you let yourself feel some of that pride and pleasure along the way.


What haven’t I taken the time to learn about?
It’s a big world out there, and it’s getting bigger all the time. Scientists have theorized that it once took 1,500 years for the accumulated knowledge in the world to double; now it only takes a year or two. Don’t get caught behind.


In what areas of my life am I settling?
When you settle, you accept less than you’re capable of. Sometimes we settle in dead-end jobs. Other times we settle for unhealthy relationships. If you don’t ask yourself where and why you’re settling, it’s hard to stop it.


What do I want my life to be like in five years?
Lewis Carroll once said, “If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.” The corollary is that, once you have your destination in mind, you can plan your route. Five years is the perfect timeframe: It’s not so far in the future that you can’t imagine yourself there, but it’s not so close that you can’t do anything about it.


What would I do if I wasn’t scared?
From a survival perspective, fear has its purpose. It’s what keeps us from sticking our hand in the washing machine or any of the million other things that could get us hurt or killed. But fear has a tendency to get carried away. Instead of keeping you safe, it keeps you from improving your life and living your dreams.


Who has qualities that I aspire to develop?
When people have qualities that you admire, it’s a great exercise to reflect on these qualities and think about ways that you can incorporate them into your repertoire.


What problem are we solving?
Have you ever been in a meeting and suddenly realized that not everyone was having the same conversation? Not because people were talking over each other, but because they had different ideas about the purpose of the discussion. Sometimes it helps to put the topic on the whiteboard when you’re having a meeting. This makes certain everyone knows why they’re there.


What’s stopping me from doing the things that I should be doing?
It’s easy to shrug your shoulders and say, “I don’t know what to do,” but that’s just an excuse. Most of the time, we know exactly what we should be doing; we just aren’t willing to move the obstacles out of the way.


Will you be my mentor?
It’s an intimidating question to ask, but few people will turn you down. Everyone likes being looked up to, and it feels good to share our knowledge with others.


What’s the most important lesson I’ve learned so far in life? Am I living that lesson?
Sometimes life lulls us back into complacency and we’re forced to learn a powerful lesson twice. The trouble with this is that it’s just as much of a rude awakening the second time around.

Bringing It All Together
Asking the hard questions can be extremely uncomfortable. But we don’t learn and grow by sticking with what’s comfortable.

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Business / The Major Secret Of Billionaires by dokita001(m): 10:16am On Dec 12, 2017
The major secret of billionaires is their ability to find solutions to the challenges of humanity. All of them created solutions that brought the billions. Presently, Bill Gates is spending millions of dollars in search of renewable energy. By the time he finds one and become a major player in the electricity industry, we will say he is lucky. But we forget that he didn't pray for financial breakthrough, he only found a solution to a global problem.

Wealthy people don't necessarily look for money, they create solutions, and money will follow them! Larry Page and Sergey Brin went all out to help humanity find things faster on the internet, and billions of dollars followed them. Mark Zuckerberg created platforms for socialization, and over $71 billion followed him. Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak went all out to reduce the size of computer. What problems are you solving for humanity?

Some people spend weeks on the mountain praying for financial breakthrough without knowing what to do to be rich. They just want to be rich anyhow. It doesn't work that way. Real wealth comes through solving problems. Real wealth comes when we take a critical look around us, see the challenges that surrounds us, and proffer solutions to them.

One of the major reasons why millions of Africans live below the poverty line is our belief that magic wands will suddenly mint money for us. How many cups of mustard seeds did Mark Zuckerberg ate that made him an 'instant' billionaire? How many bottles of anointing oil did Jeff Bezos drank that turned him into an overnight owner of Amazon? I'm not belittling prayer, but most of us pray amiss.

This is how potential billionaires pray: "Dear Lord, Nigeria has elecrity problem and I want to solve it. Lord, baptise me with fresh ideas on how to solve this problem, and connect me to the right partners to make it happen. Thank you Lord." God will definitely download creative ideas into our minds.

Unfortunately, this is how majority of us pray: "Oh Lord, I command anyone who said that I will not prosper to collapse and die by fire!" Another person will say: "Lord, I need financial favour. I need divine connections. I need financial breakthrough urgently. Lord send money to me today." When God listen to our prayers sometimes, I believe He will look down from heaven and wonder why we failed to understand that wealth creation opportunities surrounds us.

Dear Sir/Madam, it is time to change our thinking and prayer pattern. We should stop looking for shortcuts to the top, start looking for the problems you can solve for humanity. Money is actually a reward for solving problems for people.

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Health / Low Sperm Count?? by dokita001(m): 9:02am On Dec 09, 2017
LOW SPERM COUNT??

LOW SPERM COUNT means that the fluid (semen) you ejaculate during an orgasm contains fewer sperm than normal. Your sperm count is considered lower than normal if you have fewer than 15 million sperm per milliliter of semen. Having a low sperm count decreases the odds that one of your sperm will fertilize your partner's egg, resulting in PREGNANCY. Nonetheless, many men who have a low sperm count are still able to father a child.

SYMPTOMS:
1. The main sign of low sperm count is the inability to conceive a child.
2. Problems with sexual function — for example, low sex drive or difficulty maintaining an erection.
3. Decreased facial or body hair.
4. Are unable to conceive a child after a year of regular
5. Have pain, discomfort, a lump or swelling in the testicular area
6. Have a history of testicle, prostate or sexual problems
7. Have had groin, testicle, penis or scrotum surgery

PREVENTION:
*Don't smoke.
*Limit or abstain from alcohol.
*Steer clear of illegal drugs.
*Keep the weight off.
*Avoid the heat.
*Reduce stress.
*Avoid pesticides, heavy metals and other toxins
*Take medications that can boosts your sperm count

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Health / NARV-P Fall On You There by dokita001(m): 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2017
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Religion / How "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" Became A CAROL by dokita001(m): 9:44am On Dec 05, 2017
Hello,

There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled us - "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?

This week, we found out.

From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.

It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember.

"My true love" means God.
God sends gifts to us daily.

• The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.

• Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.

• Three French hens stood for Faith, Hope and Love.

• The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.

• The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.

• The six geese are laying stood for the six days of creation.

• Seven swans are swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, Love and Mercy.

• The eight maids are milking were the eight beatitudes.

• Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit - Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.

• The ten lords are leaping were the Ten Commandments.

• The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.

• The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.

This is an historical lesson for today and I found it interesting and enlightening.


Now you know how that strange song became a Christmas Carol.


Have a Meaningful Yuletide Season! ���

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you in advance……�

Health / Haemorrhoids (JEDI-JEDI) lo ma pa by dokita001(m): 8:08am On Dec 05, 2017
If you have never boarded a molue in Lagos where you get to see different ways of advertising drugs used to cure six different diseases at a time, then, you are missing something in your life apart from missing your Boo. If you can't find these people in the bus, then you find them around, the drugs sold are commonly drugs that can cure Jedi-jedi and 5 other diseases.

� To balo si party
Nibi tiwon je'gbadun
To bani ki lon'mu
To bani Coca cola
Won ani ko maye je
Jedi jedi loma pa
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Haemorrhoids are commonly known as piles (Jedi-Jedi). As old as the condition is, a lot of people still attribute it's cause to Coke, Fanta and other merry merry.
Haemorrhoids are swollen and inflamed veins in the rectum or anus. Typical symptoms are pain, itching and bleeding around the anal area. The increase blood supply demanded in an external haemorrhoid might cause blood flow to be reduced to other nearby tissues. This is why the coccyx (tail bone) area could be affected and not a backpain as people claim.
Haemorrhoids are caused by an increase in pressure in the lower rectum. When you strain while passing stool  ("hun hun" in the toilet), you are predisposed to Haemorrhoids. This is because you are straining with a force on the vessels of the rectum and anus.
Prolonged standing or sitting, long lasting constipation and diarrhea, low fibre intake, being overweight, poor posture (oh yea! slay queens) are the causes of Hemorrhoid. Did you know that anal sex can predispose you to having haemorrhoid? Lolzzz...Ok, Kontinu!

Hemorrhoid do not hinder sexual activities in men actually, except in severe cases where it can hinder blood flow to the male organ  or even discomfort during sex.
Preventing Hemorrhoid would have been very easy if not for Eba and Ogbono that won't make us great. But then, we need to take plenty of fluids, eat foods rich in fibres (Apple, carrot, garden egg, maize, avocado, oatmeals and our own very garri flakes wink), take fruits and vegetables.
Go to the toilet when you feel the urge (no dey form),
avoid sitting for a long period of time (Oga, Madam) and avoid straining in the toilet like you want to rehearse labor, aye o le to yen!

Keeping your stool soft is a good way to prevent haemorrhoids from occurring. It's called "softwork" & hey don't allow any surgeon or doctor to cut your bumbum, complications might arise which may lead to death.
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Sports / 100 Facts About World Cup by dokita001(m): 3:14pm On Dec 04, 2017
1. 2018 will be the 21st FIFA World Cup, 88 years after the initial tournament in Uruguay (1930) and for the first time in Russia.

2. 32 countries will compete in the 2018 World Cup, with Iceland and Panama making their debuts in the competition. Slovakia were the last team to make it past the group stage on their debut in 2010.

3. The tournament will take place in 12 stadiums across 11 cities. Moscow is the only city with two arenas (Luzhniki and Spartak).

4. Since 1986 (included), the world champion came first in the group stage.

5. Other than South Africa (2010), all hosts have reached the second round. In 30% of cases (6/20), they have been champions (the last was France in 1998).

6. All World Cups have been won by European (11) or South American (9) sides.

7. Brazil has won the World Cup more than any other side, with 25% of the titles (5/20). It is also the only country to have competed in every competition.

8. There have only been four times when a team has won all of their games at a World Cup (Uruguay, 4/4 in 1930), Italy (4/4 in 1938) and Brazil (6/6 in 1970, 7/7 in 2002).

9. Germany will hope to be the first national team to win back to back World Cups since Brazil in 1962. Only Brazil (5) have more titles than Germany (4).

10. The last two reigning champions were knocked out in the group stages: Italy in 2010 and Spain in 2014.

11. Portugal are aiming to be the fourth team to win the European Championships and the World Cup consecutively, like West Germany (Euros 72, World Cup 74), France (World Cup 98, Euros 00) and Spain (Euros 08, World Cup 10, Euros 12).

12. Italy failed to qualify for the first time since 1958, being the only one of eight teams to have won the competition who won’t compete in Russia.

13. Mexico has qualified without winning the trophy more than any other country (16 times).

14. Switzerland are the only country to avoid conceding in a World Cup campaign, with no goals conceded in 4 games in 2006.

15. 11 of the 62 games England have played in World Cups have ended 0-0, more than any other team.

16. Brazil has had the most red cards in the history of the competition (11), with Argentina (10) and Uruguay (9) not far behind.

17. Peru, who competed in the first World Cup, will play in the competition for the first time since 1982, the longest absence of any side that will be in Russia.

18. The record for most goals in the competition
stands at 171 (in 1998 and 2014), while that with least goals from 64 games is 145 (in 2010).

19. Germany has scored the most goals in the last three World Cups (14 in 2006, 16 in 2010, 18 in 2014).

20. The most goals in a single World Cup match occurred on June 26, 1954: Austria beat Switzerland 7-5.

21. Frenchman Just Fontaine still holds the record for the most goals scored in a World Cup (13, in 1958), while Russian forward Oleg Salenko has bagged more than any other in a single World Cup match: five goals against Cameroon, on 28 June 1994.

22. Among the current players, Thomas Muller has the most World Cup goals, with 10 (5 in each of the last two tournaments); He is six goals shy of all-time top scorer Miroslav Klose (16).

23. Thomas Müller also holds the record for assists in World Cups amongst current players (6); only Diego Maradona (, Grzegorz Lato and Pierre Littbarski (7) can boast more assists than him since 1966.

24. The last player to reach ten goals in a single World Cup was Gerd Müller, in 1970; since then, the best has been Ronaldo in 2002 (.

25. Miroslav Klose, Pelé and Uwe Seeler have all scored in four World Cups; the only players who could reach this landmark in Russia are: Tim Cahill, Rafael Marquez, Cristiano Ronaldo and David Villa.

26. The Mexican Antonio Carbajal and the German Lothar Matthäus have played in more World Cups (5) than any other footballer; only Rafael Marquez could reach this tally in Russia.

27. Every World Cup has been won by a coach who is the same nationality as his team.

28. Uruguay's Oscar Washington Tabárez will be at his fourth World Cup; more than any other coach at Russia 2018 (he has six wins, three draws and six defeats in the competition).

29. Helmut Schön is the coach with the most matches in the history of World Cups, 25 and all with Germany.

30. Playing as Russia (not the USSR), the hosts have never managed to overcome the group stage in a World Cup (1994, 2002, 2014), finishing in third position on each occasion.

31. Germany were the only UEFA team to win all their qualifiers, and had the best goal difference (+39).

32. England will play their 15th World Cup, this being their sixth straight qualification, matching their best streak in the competition (between 1950 and 1970).

33. France have qualified for their 15th tournament and a sixth participation in a row, their best ever streak.

34. Spain conceded the joint fewest goals in the UEFA Qualifiers (three goals in 10 matches, just like England), and were one of the four undefeated sides (9W 1D), along with Belgium, Germany and England.

35. It will be the first World Cup for Roberto Martínez. He's the first foreign coach to lead Belgium at a major competition since Doug Livingstone in Switzerland 1954.

36. Counting the records of Yugoslavia as well as Serbia and Montenegro, this will be the 12th World Cup for Serbia, but it is only their second participation as an independent country (as of 2010).

37. Sweden have kept a clean sheet in just three of their last 24 World Cup matches.

38. Switzerland reached the quarter-finals of a World Cup for the last time in 1954, when they were the hosts; since then, they have never passed the second round.

39. Poland have lost six of their last eight World Cup matches without scoring in any of those defeats; they have also let in at least one goal in each of those eight games (their last clean sheet coming in 1986).

40. Cristiano Ronaldo was the player who participated directly in the most goals (18) in the UEFA Qualifiers: 15 goals and three assists.

41. Croatia have lost the first game in their last three World Cups, the two most recent both against Brazil (2006 and 2014).

42. All of Denmark’s 27 goals at World Cups have come from inside the box.

43. Iceland are the country with the smallest population to ever compete at a World Cup, with 334,000 residents.

44. Brazil are the only side to have competed in every World Cup (21), have the most titles, 25% of tournaments, and the last to win back to back titles (1958 and 1962).

45. Only Bolivia (18) scored less goals than Argentina (19) in CONMEBOL qualifying.

46. Edinson Cavani was the top scorer in CONMEBOL qualifying with 10 goals for Uruguay.

47. James Rodriguez was the top scorer for Colombia in the 2014 World Cup and the 2018 qualifiers, being involved in eight of his country’s last 10 games in World Cup competitions, scoring six and assisting two.

48. Teofilo Cubillas has scored 10 and assisted two of Peru’s 19 World Cup goals (63%).

49. Mexico have been knocked out in the last-16 of the last six World Cups. They have only lost two of their last 17 group games (eight wins, seven draws).

50. Excluding penalties, Costa Rica were one of three unbeaten teams in the 2014 World Cup (alongside Germany and Holland).

51. Panama have qualified for their first World Cup. Slovakia were the last debutant to go beyond the group stages (2010).

52. No African country has qualified as often as Nigeria since their debut in 1994. 2018 will be their sixth World Cup.

53. Tunisia won their first World Cup game (3-1 vs Mexico June 2 1978) and has not won in any of their 11 games since (four draws, seven defeats). Bulgaria hold the record of 17 games without a win between 1962 and 1994.

54. Morocco wree the only country not to concede in the third round of CAF qualifiers for Russia 2018 (6 games).

55. Mohamed Salah was the top scorer in the third round of CAF qualifiers, scoring five of Egypt’s eight goals.

56. It will be the second major tournament for Aliou Cisse as a coach, after he reached the quarter final of the African Cup of Nations in 2017. As a player, he captained Senegal in their only World Cup (2002).

57. Five of the last eight goals scored by South Korea in the World Cup have come from outside the area. 12 of the last 13 have come in the second half.

58. Japan have only topped their group once: as hosts in 2002.

59. Tim Cahill has scored five of Australia’s 11 World Cup goals (45%). He’s one of nine players to have scored in the last three World Cups.

60. Iran have qualified for back to back World Cups for the first time in their history. They’ve never got beyond the group stage, winning just one of their 12 games, drawing three and losing eight. Their win was a 2-1 victory against USA in 1998.

61. Since qualifying for the World Cup, Saudi Arabia have fired two coaches: Bert van Marwijk and Edgardo Bauza.

62. Russia's coach, Stanislav Cherchesov, played in the USA 1994 6-1 victory against Cameroon. In that match, Oleg Salenko scored five goals, a record in a World Cup game.

63. Only Brazil (21) have played more World Cups than Germany (19), this being their 17th consecutive.

64. Since winning the title in 1966, England have reached the semi-finals on only one occasion (1990), and have been the first in their group in only one of their last five tournaments (2006).

65. Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup.

66. None of the last 14 Spain matches in the World Cup ended in a draw (10W 4L).

67. Belgium have qualified for the 13th time in the World Cup, being the European country with the most participations outside the top 5 (Germany, Italy, Spain, England, France).

68. Serbia haven't passed the group stage in their last two World Cups (2006, 2010), losing five of their last six games in that phase; with only one victory, against Germany in 2010 (1-0).

69. Since reaching the final in 1958 as the home team, Sweden have beaten the second round on only one occasion: in the USA, 1994, when they finished third.

70. It will be the second big competition for Vladimir Petković as coach of Switzerland, after having remained undefeated at EURO 2016 (1W 3D, eliminated by penalties).

71. Poland has qualified for their eighth World Cup, their first since 2006.

72. Portugal have lost one of their last nine group stage games (0-4 vs Germany in 2014), winning five and drawing three since.

73. There have been five red cards in Croatia’s last four World Cup games (three for Croatia, two for their opposition).

74. Denmark have qualified from the group stage in three of their last four World Cups, but have never gone beyond the quarter finals, which they only reached once in 1998.

75. Gylfi Sigurdsson was the top scorer (4) and played most games (10, equal to Birkir Saevarsson and Ragnar Sigurdsson) for Iceland in qualifying.

76. It will be Tite’s first World Cup since he took charge of Brazil in June 2016. In qualifying he racked up 41 points (12 wins, five draws, one loss), the best tally in CONMEBOL qualifying since Argentina’s 43 points to qualifying for 2002.

77. Since 1978, only Germany (5) have reached the final more than Argentina (4).

78. Uruguay were the first World Cup champions in 1930 and won it again in the second running of the tournament in 1950. However, they’ve only got beyond the last 16 once in their last six attempts (4th place in 2010).

79. None of the last 18 matches Colombia have played in a World Cup ended goalless. Only the USA (33) and Austria (29) have played more games without a 0-0.

80. Peru have qualified for their fifth World Cup after beating New Zealand in the play-off.

81. Mexico have qualified for their 16th World Cup; only Brazil, Germany, Italy and Argentina have qualified for more.

82. Costa Rica have qualified for their fifth World Cup, getting out of the group on two of their four attempts (1990 and 2014).

83. It will be Panama coach Hernan Dario Gomez’s third World Cup, after coaching his native Colombia in 1998 and Ecuador in 2002 (knocked out of the group stage both times).

84. Nigeria have won only one of their last 12 games in the World Cup (three draws, eight defeats), beating Bosnia-Herzegovina 1-0 in 2014.

85. Tunisia have kept just one clean sheet from 12 games (0-0 vs West Germany in 1978).

86. None of Morocco’s 12 World Cup goals have come from a set piece.

87. It will be Hector Cuper’s first World Cup as a coach, he was also coach of Egypt for the African Cup of Nations in 2017, losing the final 2-1 to Cameroon.

88. Senegal have qualified for their second World Cup, reaching the quarter final in 2002.

89. South Korea have qualified for their 10th World Cup, more than any other Asian country. They haven’t failed to qualify since 1986.

90. Japan have won just two of their last 11 World Cup games (three draws, six defeats): against Cameroon and Denmark in 2010.

91. Australia have only qualified from the group once, in 2006, when they were beaten in the last 16 by champions Italy.

92. It will be Carlos Queiroz’s third consecutive World Cup as a coach, the second in a row with Iran. His best campaign was with Portugal in 2010, when they were knocked out in the last 16 by future champions Spain.

93. Saudi Arabia have qualified for their firth World Cup, their first since 2006, finishing last in their group in all of their last three attempts.

94. It will be Julen Lopetegui’s first major competition as a coach, his only experience was as third choice goalkeeper with Spain at USA 1994 where he didn’t play.

95. France have only topped their group in two of the last nine times they have competed (1998 and 2014), and have won just three of their last 12 group stage games (five draws, four draws), against Togo, Honduras and Switzerland.

96. It will be Gareth Southgate’s first major competition as a coach. In 1998 he played two games for England at the World Cup.

97. 2018 is Joachim Low’s sixth major competition as Germany boss, reaching the semi-finals every time (2nd in Euro 2008, 3rd at South Africa 2010, semi-finalist at Euro 2012, champions in Brazil 2014, semi-finalist at Euro 2016).

98. The last eight Belgium goals at World Cups came after the 70th minute.

99. Henrik Larsson was the last Swede to score in the competition (vs England, June 20 2006) and is the country’s top scorer in the competition with five goals.

100. David Villa has scored nine of the last 20 Spain World Cup goals and is one of the nine players to have scored in the last three competitions.
Jokes Etc / I Saw 23 Missed Calls From Her And A Message Which Reads... by dokita001(m): 6:10pm On Dec 03, 2017
I remember calling a lady who owed me some money and she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times and still no answer...

Then I decided to send her a message that reads:

"Hi madam,
I'm not calling for the money issue o, I just wanted to tell you that I just witnessed two girls fighting for your husband in town yesterday, it was a big fight and he was just there watching, and then one of the girls managed to escape and got into his car and they drove away"

then l pressed SEND button.

After some minutes she called and I ignored,
she kept calling and I saw 23 missed calls from her and a message which reads:

"where was the fighting spot, where did they go, did you recognize the girls Please tell me, am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond.

She called again 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, can we meet and you tell me more?"

Then I replied,

"ok you can transfer the money so that I pass by the Total filling station to refill, then I will pick you and drive to one of the girls' place because I know them."

After 2 minutes, I got a transfer alert message

My money was fully paid!!!

I then switched off my phone and slept like a. baby!

I am still sleeping.������

Happy Sunday ooo Nairalanders.

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Business / To Make Millions Easily, Stop Talking To Bosses And Start Talking To Clients by dokita001(m): 7:06am On Nov 30, 2017
My dear people,

If your boss pays you N30,000 per month, assuming you decide to save all without touching a dime, it will take you 36months to make N1million. (Did I hear you say 3years?) ��

Absolutely! On the other hand, if you can convince an organization like Dangote Group to print and supply 5000 umbrellas to them (to be used as souvenirs) and you make just N200 profit per umbrella, in just one day you must have made N1million. ��

What about becoming a *Billionaire?* That's where it gets crazy!
OK, now let's increase your pay to N1,000,000 per month and you decide to save all without touching a dime. In a year, you must have saved N12million. It will take about 84 years before you can make N1billion. (Please subtract your current age). ����������������

On the other hand, Nigeria has a population of about 170 million people, If you can supply salt to just 12million, once in a month and you make just N200 from each person supplied, in one year, you must have made N2.4billion. ������

This shows that to become rich, you have to stop talking to bosses and start talking to clients. You have to stop thinking inside the box and even stop thinking outside the box...
Yes...
The box is still a limitation...........
You have no idea what your mind is capable of, do you?
This is what you have to do...
SET YOUR MIND FREE AND THINK LIKE THERE IS NO BOX...
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Good morning and have a great weekend.

Business / Your Best Income Insurance Policy by dokita001(m): 7:08pm On Nov 29, 2017
Jobs are risky

We buy a house, a car, health and all sorts of INSURANCE to protect ourselves from different potential catastrophes.

Let's assess a different risk.......your income

I believe banking on a job is risky

I am not saying anyone should quit their job but too many rely on someone else to take care of their bills

Think about that!!!

There are always uncontrollables in life and the one thing we can count on is change

Your best income insurance policy is

Increase your skill-set, brand, network because that is where the real value is at.

That is by far your best income insurance policy

Business / Money Has Left The Offices... See Where It Is Now! by dokita001(m): 6:17am On Nov 29, 2017
Ringtones were hot...very hot ooo until phones stopped ringing...�

In other news,
MONEY has left the offices, it's now on the INTERNET.
Residual income is BAE! Esp. Qei NARV-P​​
Slide inbox +2347066620720 (whatsapp) or call +2349071231489 & ask how.

P.S: You must have 20k to start.

Health / ...it Takes Even Your Last Breath by dokita001(m): 7:23am On Nov 25, 2017
"Take whatever you can from life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath"

Eat healthy foods; they are not usually expensive.

Then boost your Immune System with NARV-P​​. it's just 8k per bottle.

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Business / Do You Think Like This? by dokita001(m): 10:59am On Nov 21, 2017
*DO YOU THINK LIKE THIS*?

*�l don't have the money to sign up on this business platform*
*�To get people is my problem*
*�when I have the money, I will get back to you*
*�When I am ready, I will let you know*
*�I am very busy.*
*�I don't have time.*
*�I can't make it.*
*�I will not be chanced.*
*�I can't afford it.* seriously?? 20K??
*�The truth is things are very hard for me*

*PLEASE TELL ME WHEN ARE THINGS GOING TO BE EASY SIR/MA ??*


grin grin grin


So these people are so busy yet doing nothing really productive? Perhaps they are confusing *ACTIVITY* for *PRODUCTIVITY.*

"Painful enough,* *many of these people do not* *even earn something* *tangible at the end of every "very busy" month.*

From research and sampling, I have found out that you will find these SYMPTOMS with a group of people called POOR *(Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly)*

They are the ones who always say

*" I KNOW "*
*" I HAVE HEARD THAT BEFORE "*
*" I WILL DO MY ANALYSIS "*
*" I WILL THINK ABOUT IT*
*" I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I AM READY"*

After 3 months when you see them again, they say
*"I have not forgotten o.......,
*I have been very busy, I still have it in mind. cheesy"*


After 6 months, they be like.....
"Oh My God!... Why didn't u tell me this is how it works? Shit!
You should have forced me to join.
Now, *I wish I started this back then"*

*The BIG question is -*
What are you doing today to ensure you work less tomorrow and live a fulfilled life...

Ready to make money.....

*My job is to aid us make money.*
*Don't keep your dreams waiting.*

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Remember! The earlier You join the better for You!

�� *Qei NARV-P* ��
Be the BEST! Have the BEST...!

Good Morning & enjoy the rest of your week...

Business / Business Partners ROCK! by dokita001(m): 1:51pm On Nov 20, 2017
LOOK FOR BUSINESS PARTNERS NOT FRIENDS.

At this stage of your life, you need to start looking for business partners. Not just friends.

Ten years from now those FRIENDS might vaporize into thin air...

Ten years from now your business should be generating active and passive income for you...

Ten years from now your today's investment becomes a large asset..

Ten years from now your child will eat or starve from the decisions you make today...

Ten years from now your SWAG or BEAUTY won't pay your bills

Ten years from now you'll be either celebrating or regretting the actions you take now.

It's TEAM work. You can NEVER work alone.

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Business / Re: How To Be Poor by dokita001(m): 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2017
Na u talk am ooo
Business / How To Be Poor by dokita001(m): 10:22am On Nov 20, 2017
How To Be Poor.

Those who are rich are evil. They are wicked people and are not to be trusted. Only the poor man is good. Only the poor man has morals. In fact, only the poor man will make heaven. The rich have all enjoyed here on earth. It is better that the poor man should experience his own in heaven. If you want to be considered a good man and make heaven, you need to follow these proven methods, carved out from the ancient times:

1. Hate any topic involving money:

Yes, hate it! Don’t you know money is the root of all evil? All the evil in the world is caused by money. If you see anybody trying to discuss how to become financially independent, slam that person and slam him hard. He just wants to lead people astray. He should have the modesty of not wanting more money. We know his problem. It is greed. Choose not to be greedy.

2. Just pray for riches: Don’t work for it:

Why would you work for what God can give you? Are you not suffering yourself? Is it not a sign that you don’t believe in God? Don’t involve yourself in any productive activity; just have faith. Sit at home every night and expect God to pick up the call.

3. Keep borrowing:

When you have the opportunity to borrow, please borrow. Forget the nonsense all those people are saying. If you need money, shouldn’t you be at liberty to borrow to keep body and soul together? Borrow for your Christmas clothes. Borrow and hold a birthday party with it. What of the one to buy that latest phone? Please borrow as much as you can. You will pay it back as soon as the money you are expecting arrives.

4. Spend all your income:

Any money that comes into your hands is for spending. Hope you remember that you will only live once? If you don’t enjoy your money, another person will enjoy it for you. Whenever any money comes your way, use it up. Buy everything that you can buy. People need to see that you look good. Buy whatever it takes to make people talk and envy you. It is your money and you can do whatsoever you want with it.

5. Gamble with your money:

It is called “soft work”. Just “invest” your money and wait for something to click and have it back. You can turn the betting shop to your recreation center, nobody can drive you away from there. If your ticket “cut”, buy another one. You must shame that witch that said you will not make money this year. When you hear of a Ponzi scheme, jump on it. Hop from CCC to ZZZ to ultimate destroyer. You must make it this year by fire by thunder. Ignore that useless advice people are trying to give you. Is it their money?

6. Just focus on your job:

It is very important that you don’t lose focus. Your job is important that it requires 100% of your attention. Don’t even try to start a business of your own. The company will protect you when mass retrenchment starts. Your good works will suddenly glitter and when they see it, they will pass over. If you have an opportunity to start a business, ignore it. Tend another person’s garden that you will forget to tend your own.

7. Refuse to invest in knowledge:

When someone tells you to buy a book on business, laugh at them. They are probably children who are just blabbing. Don’t they know that your own business understanding is made from heaven? If someone tries to sell a business guide to you, scream “scam” at the top of your voice. You will show them that growing a business is not about reading but about opening “shop”.

If you try these methods and they did not work, then try again! Remember, not everybody is destined to be rich.
Some people’s destiny is in kobo.
Bye.

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Health / Re: Please Help! There Is A Bug In My Sisters Ear by dokita001(m): 9:30am On Nov 20, 2017
princessayesha:
Any doctors in the house? please help my sister. An insect found a way into her ear and she is really disturbed. Please how do we take it out?
God bless as you help.

Sorry about that, a friend just told me that there is an ear-drop that u can put, it will make a slight ssshhhhh sound, she'ld hold the ear up to about 4-5mins and turn it down... the insect will drop out but he doesn't know the name.

Maybe u check for it in a pharmacy shop.
Investment / Re: What Business Can I Do With 500,000? by dokita001(m): 10:40pm On Nov 19, 2017
sKeetz:
Look at all these wolves in sheep clothing trying to devour op's 500k by all means. grin grin grin

Op, you better be careful lest you lose that 500k. Don't listen to anybody who will promis you unrealistic ROI.

Any business you want to do, please have a considerable knowledge about it before investing your money into it.

Don't listen to the scammers above or below me. They have already started promising you heaven and earth.

Be smart, bonne chance!



Mr. Sheep in sheep's clothing (who recognizes "wolves in sheep's clothing" ),

Our dear brother asked for help which should be in form of an advice. I want to believe that he is matured enough to see as many business as possible, know genuine & ingenuine ones as well as know realistic and unrealistic ROI.

Just give your own business-type advice (if you have any) and leave matter for matthias, don't come here to discredit other people's business-type proposal.

If I told you that "water" burned, ask me to bring/produce the ashes.

E seun, e ku ife...Komanbegoin!
Investment / Re: What Business Can I Do With 500,000? by dokita001(m): 8:43pm On Nov 19, 2017
macsilver:
Hi guys, I just finished my NYSC and I intend to go into the labour market, but not as a job seeker. In view of this, I have managed to save up to 500k to start a business, having no specific business in mind.
It is suffice to say that times have changed. These days you try to invest a seemingly large money in a business and at the long run, you find out that your money is chicken change. I don't want that. I just need a business that would yield me money over time, putting in mind that I'm a graduate. (I mean a business that it's pay would be almost parallel to that of my colleagues working in offices, etc).
Any ideas please?



P.S. I've tried dry cleaning. I know about it to a meaningful extent. It yields money, yes. But I wanna know of another business.
Please help a brother.


You have really tried bro.

I used to be like you too until I came in contact with the Qei NARV-P business opportunity. It remains the best decision I ever made.

If u put 495k into the business, you will make 57,600 + 33,600 = 91,200 after 4weeks.
N.B: If you do it this week: i.e between 20-24th November 2017, you will receive the N91,200 CreditAlert directly in your bank account in 2weeks time unfailingly (i.e between 4-8th December, 2017)

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If you are not convinced beyond reasonable doubt, don't do it.

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Business / A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Juxtaposition by dokita001(m): 8:00pm On Nov 19, 2017
A poor man is always afraid to invest
A rich man sees every opportunity as an avenue to succeed.
A poor man is too wise and too difficult to convince, yet he has no achievement.
A rich man sees every opportunity as a risk and does not wait for evidence before he can invest.
A poor man is so afraid to loose the little he has, so he misses opportunities yet remain poor for life
A rich man knows if he doesn't invest, he will eat up the little he has and remain poor for life, so he takes chances and invest in genuine businesses.
A poor man is impatient and can't wait to work before he can earn. So he remains poor for life.
A rich man is patient with his investments, works, looks for solutions, and succeeds.
A poor man always wait for peoples opinion and looks at peoples faces before he enters into a business
A rich man is a master of his own and doesn't give a damn of what people might say and he is never shy of his handwork. This makes him earn opportunities in life he would have missed out of shyness.
A poor man looks for proof, asks for proof, and demand for proof before he can invest.
A poor man is wiser than himself and poorer than his mates.
A rich man embraces the Qei NARV-P opportunity and start earning few weeks after joining.

Networking is the opportunity to earn a little percentage of unlimited numbers of other people's efforts rather than 100% of your own single effort. Think like a rich man. Expand your mind and think beyond limit. Do not allow your mind to enslave you and make you poor forever.

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