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NLchat:
Can you expand on what you mean by no reasonable person would come out plain with ones body count? Thus implying you believe it's unreasonable. Why do you think so?

Do you think men do the same? That is, make change their body count?

Actually, Men lie alot about that, there is no way A man who passes through secondary/tertiary institution would look a lady in the eyes and come out plain with that.

Everyone wants to be seen as morally upright.

MrPresident1:
Joy, what is body count?

Number of people a lady/guy has slept with.

Gratefulsoul:
Those she slept with before we met is immaterial to our relationship and should be left in the past where it belongs... What matters most is that am the only one she's counting now..
hope my comment is fair enough..

Actually,her body count, to an extent matters.

This question is very very funny. No reasonable person would come out plain, you only believe what she/he want you to believe.



My bro once said that all the ladies he do come across either got disvirgined by circumstances or have just two body count. I laugh!

piperson:
my dear
all the shawdies are saying that they are not into fair guys oo
so I'm looking for dudu osun
or permanent charcoal

Ok,search no more,your missing rib is here

Oga where is your own pre wedding pix?

My worst dating experience still remains the day i went out with a guy that couldn't keep his libido in check.

Dude was shameless and have guts!!!! I have to remind him harshly after trying to pass the message across in a subtle way but he refused to heed the warning that my face isn't on my chest. Thank goodness i was with "ves money" i for win award for treker of the year.

You want to join a clique on nairaland?

Hahahahahaha

makydebbie:
One million likes ain't enough for this

Lolz. Makky

Presh900:
are you the one with the big boobs

Have you taken your drugs?

gabazin080:
am tired of my marriage. my only joy in that marriage is my look-alike 1yr old son. i married a single mother. she tells a lot of lies and i felt she might be cheating on me.
though she doesnt know how i feel about her cus she is always eager to see me get back from work. but i just dont love her anymore and i now get home late in the might.
i want to quit and keep my boy. how do i do it without hurting her

I am certain that another lady is already in the equation,

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Gosh!

Benita27:
Don't get it all wrong madam!, age has nothing to do with maturity.
I can as well state that a 30 years old Romancelander could have a brain that functions like that of a child.

Let's assume you said that due to an experience you had with a romancelander.



Okay

Actually, there is nothing wrong in dating a nairalander but dating an active Romancelander is risky, majority of them are in their early/mid twenties and these set of people still don't have a clear vision in life. Their legs still dey shake and they are also emotionally unstable, there are some things only age can change

Very funny list. Chai!

lezz:
Babe, a one night stand with me can only morph into an occasional circle of endless casual fückings.

My dick has this reputation of leaving a burning sweet ache in a pussy long after the fück is over.

When your heart yearns for more, I will be more than willing to paint my dick the colour of your püssy juice again and again.

Christ!

KissChrix:
Chai! Dollyjoy..... See as you use style plagarize Me

Lol, Chris

=51696660]___________________

Name: Itz Mhiz Joy.


Age :15


Occupation : Student/working


Are you single, dating or married : quite complicated


Those u like on Romance Section : Mrcork, Laveda, vizkiz/papikush, Obiorathebully, makkydebie, Berlynn, Halfricanadain Omotayor123 and Oyin17


Those u dislike on Romance section : Switdick( May God punish you wherever you are)


Those u find annoying : Mhisbliss


Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : Smellymouth


Those you follow and wish follows you back: none


Why do you follow the people you follow: I love reading their posts


NLer that has sent u the most PMs : A particular "Ashawoboy"


How many PMs do you get on average in a day: Maybe one in two months


Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : None


Which Romancelander is fake.: I don't know


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : Lezz/ Leslie


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : Smellymouth



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : there is no dull moment with him


Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Vizkiz


Your favorite mod : Dominique


Funniest Romancelander(s) : Smellymouth


Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: None recently


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : None.



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : Kinginvahala. He gave me 70 votes lmaooooooooooo



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: Nil nil


NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Switdick or whatever his moniker is sef

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with : I don't understand




NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : Quite a handful.


NLer(S) you consider smart : Rain08 abi what is the moniker?



NL member that tries too hard.: too many shallow minded peeps trying real hard to impress faceless entities.




NLer(s) you find intriguing: Aminat508, fynestboi and .........


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : fart of a leprous woman.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Coogar




Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : none




Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Better left unsaid



Who do u often agree with: nil



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) Sexkilzz




Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) Nil



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Smellymouth ( his mentions will cry for help this night)


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: none



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag! Effccguy and BBMpin

Some persons are bent on derailing this interesting thread.

Space booked.

This story is as old as Nairaland.

iphenon:
If I have a chance to meet this bobrisky I swear to Nairaland I will strangle him with my hand

For what? Is he wrongly in possession of your property?


If your reason of wanting to strangle him is because he is gay then yours(sorry to say) is a misplaced priority. I think people should learn to mind their business and allow others do whatever makes them sleep well at night.

All those list just to ' have a conversation with a lady' Someone go soon open thread about "7 ways to fvck right "

daewoorazer:
STORY FOR THE MAGAS!

street nigga will spend his last penny on a fellow brother Than spend dime on one lady.... As much as I respect ladies, I can't give them my 1naira and even when I render them selfless services(which I can do ten times for a fellow guy), I categorically tell them NO STRINGS ATTACHED before they start thinking I'm into them #ayamatanga

Walai, if i have a brother/friend/ sibling like you, i will put you up for sale.


Jesu Christi!

I don't blame you op, religion has so brainwashed your coconut head that you can't reason outside the box.


The op of that thread make some real valid point which every human with brain can relate to.