Rolandq:
Yo. Are you an aspirant?

Yes, I am.

Eben331:


Nairaland disorganise WhatsApp links.
Send me a PM

Hey brother, I've PMed you. I'd like to join the group chat

RecessionistPMB:
Naira is now a shitty worthless note.
The over-hyped Opolo-eye white-powder sniffing criminal and his gang of heartless mafias has buried my dear country.

Quite sad!!!

*have

SA

Avaliable

Incredible128:
What other problems?

There's none. It's my daily device, and it's the same device I'm using to text you right now.

Incredible128:
Hello, how long has the line been on it? Any other problems asides this? Pls be sincere

More than 2months now. And there's other problem with the phone; it isn't defective, only a fall caused those lines just like any other phone.

Available

masterfactor:



Wow, with the above you have made it in life, no wonder you want to sell a defective phone for a ridiculous amount, Anini Apprentice.

Dude, it is negotiable. The phone is not defective, I use it everyday.

masterfactor:


This is how you guys fail exam, from my statement above, did I tell you am looking for phone, even if I am looking for phone, will I purchase a defective phone, hell no. If you feel like doing charity, you know homes of the motherless, nigga

You talk too much and your punctuation sucks, it's making my eye bleed.

And the phone isn't defective, it fell and that happened to it. It is the phone I'm using right now and it works fine

Still available.

masterfactor:
If we talk now them go say we dey spoil person market, how can one be selling phone that is defective for 200k, na wa oooo, make una dey fear God

Then come take it for free, nigga

iamoyindamola:

Alaye go sleep what are you selling for 200

Okay..

iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not funny

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Samsung S21 Ultra dual sim 256GB.

Fast charging ~ charges from 0 - 100% in an hour
16/256GB

Phone has a vertical green line on it and a crack on the back after a fall.

Price: 120k (Negotiable) Call and whatsapp 08109286068.

Something you can get for free, why charge 1k?

Beastnation:
EASPORTSFC24 and it's killing me.. GOD to defend na problem

Hell nah. Fifa messes with my mental health, I had to ditch it.

AImiron:
this shows how dumb you are…. You’re allergic to good things, and associated with failure that will always be your portion till you die

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo, look at this kid. What do you expect now? I should be scared that a thug is swearing at me. Oh.. You think I'm religious and superstitious like the average person you'd slay with curses and think you've done some emotional damage.

I've done this shit when I was in High School. I and my little WhatsApp buddies would create group chats for dissing each other. Back then, I would find my mother's MFM prayer book and use hyperbolic sentences to make my disses scarier and my foe's hearts heavier.

You're no younger than 18, and a Messi fan. The average sheeple with the heart of a thug and a wimp. On the internet, you're a disslord, but in the real world without your 2GB itel smartphone, you're an introvert who could barely look a lady straight in the eye. LMAOOOOOO.

GOD, I CAN ANNIHILATE YOU. I'M INTELLETUALLY SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.

When I'm done with work, I'll modify this epistle of mine properly and further obliterate your existence from the face of the earth.

Beverlyjean:
No one can honestly say Messi was the best player in the last 12 months . A 7 game tournament is not the only football that was played in the past 12 months ... If they say it's all about the world cup, how come mbappe dint finish second ... Mbappe had a better tournament than Messi....was top scorer with 8goals ( 2 penalties included) ... anyone that understands this game knows its all propaganda...

2010 Spain won their first ever world cup , they dint remember that it was all about the world cup . They still gave it to Messi, saying he won la liga and was top scorer in Europe and champions league ... 12 yrs later , halaand wins mancitys first ever treble , top scorer in the league with a new record , top scorer in champions league, top scorer in Europe and they still give Messi that PSG fans booed out of France for failing to help the team pass round of 16 in CL....

As someone rightly said, if halaand won the world cup and Messi won the champions league and ligue1 with psg and was top scorer in both competitions, they will still give Messi...

Fifa and the balon dor are just Messi lickers .... no football player in history has ever received 10% pampering Messi has received in his career ...

Suddenly winning the world cup gets u the balon dor... but it dint in 2010, 2014 and 2018... Messi wins the WC and it becomes a criteria again... if u condemn INEC and support this nonsense award, then u are a certified hypocrite

You're about the most intelligent Nairalander on Nairaland's football section I've ever come across.

Angelfrost:


Exactly... Kane just scored his second Hat trick for Bayern this season today.

The young man would have been flying too at Madrid.

We always knew Kane would score goals, especially in a talented Bayern squad.

Angelfrost:


I guess missing out on Mbappe is what's affecting them.

If they were not that hellbent on Mbappe, they could have taken Kane off Spurs. That would have been awesome too.

Honestly, I don't think Mbappe would want to play a central role at this point in his career. He has said multiple times that he doesn't like being played as a striker, even though his primary role is being an inside forward who drifts from wide areas and positions himself in the box for goalscoring opportunities.

Kane from Spurs partnering Joselu with Bellingham behind them as a shadow striker would be a dream come true.

Angelfrost:


Rodrygo has been lamenting and complaining about that false 9 role...!

The kid is sick of it.

Madrid should go and get a proper striker in January... They can get Ivan Toney from Brentford. He will smash things up alongside Bellingham.

No, he doesn't play a false 9 role. He's being a player as a striker, which is not his best suit. Both he and Vini have been having a horrendous season, whilst the system is bringing out the best of Bellingham. They need two strikers up front instead of Vini and Rodri, but they can't bench them, so they have to force them to adapt to unfamiliar roles.

Galaticos444:
don't know what Vinicius is still doing on that pitch

He's being played out of position. Both he and Rodrygo are wingers being played as strikers with Bellingham behind them. The system is to accommodate Bellingham's abilities but somewhat hinders Vini and Rodrygo's abilities.

#10 difference, Seriously?

KiNg0G:
Betterstyle..
I feel like to freestyle
Let y"all know I used to feed on rhymes
Bac in the days when $ was low and naira high
Flow for rank I was top 10 on the list
Ibîme, mîkuz, even blaqbones were no match for the beast.
We did it all then and earn our titles...
Bullet wounds, I exterminate souls
2014....Kings were made, slaves were sold
It was Survival of the fittest, I was number one
The art was not appreciated, even though we started at a young age.
Till everything went down, because we never made front page.
Fuckc the mods, they never liked us..
All we saw was tonto dikeh and lala snake Waves.
Now it's all gone, just memory lanes..
of the good old days dining with frenemies.. hate
Because one minute your cool with this textcee..
The next day your called out to defend yourself with verdicts

Hellish bars!!! 🔥

N3cR0mAZc3R:


First of all that's a steam deck my guy.
Secondly, I stay in Nigeria.

Oh well.

N3cR0mAZc3R:
Resident evil 3 Remake

Bro, you've got a PS5 and a Nintendo Switch. You don't live in Nigeria, do you?

NutritionGuru:

He's not Yoruba!!!

Everyone that has carefully observed those that have proven their unjustified passionate hatred against the President before, during and after Election knows that these incorrigible Souls that are being eaten up inside by Cancerous Envy would stop at nothing to ensure that President Tinubu fails. It is also quite unfortunate that the President has not been melting out equal Passionate Hatred upon them, he has not been using his Supreme President Power to mercilessly Crush them as he urgently needs to do because his enemies have proven beyond all reasonable doubts that they would never Repent and that his downfall his the only thing that would give them Joy.

Intelligent Nigerians have now woken up to the fact that there have been carefully orchestrated deliberate efforts to ensure Tinubu Presidency fails. A particular set of people that passionately hate that Tinubu became the President, against all Odds and despite all the huddles, are the ones that has been worked behind the scene to carefully mastermind and impose the current Hardship upon innocent Nigerians for rejecting them at the polls. They are the ones Celebrating the current Economic Quagmire that innocent Nigerians are facing which actually they carefully Orchestrated using their Leading Agents that Tops NNPC as Major Importers and Price Determiners (of cause, their Tribe are the largest Business People in the Country) and they are same Marketers that keep unjustly unprecedentedly Wickedly increasing Fuel Price to frustrate Nigerians into unavoidably hating President Tinubu

They've also been pushing Atiku (their Partner in crime against indigenous Nigerians) and his "Born-to-Rule folks" (that for almost a Century have maintained Stranglehold on the massive Nigerian Bureau de Change Industry) to make Naira worthless by Creating unprecedented shocking Artificial FOREX Scarcity. If you doubt the 2 facts above, then read below to fully uncover these masked forces that are only good in Pretending that they love Nigeria whenever they want to hijack Power which they intend to use to trample upon all other Nigerian Tirbes that they have always boasted that they are Superior to. Complete Domination is their ulterior Agenda, and hundreds of Millions of Nigerians have known this, this is why we vehemently resisted them from taking over during the last election

The most shocking thing about these incorrigibly wickedly-minded lots is that they are always so much ready to see all Nigerians suffer again and again just to be able to tell Nigerians that "We told you so! We said it that Tinubu is a no gooder!" They are doing everything to ensure the President fails just so they can celebrate the fruit of the self-destructive Hatred for Tinubu(and Yorubas who they so much hate to see on Top).

All the Truths is Obvious to every intelligent Nigerians by now with the way they couldn't hide their use of Atiku Links against President Tinubu. All intelligent Nigerians that have been obeserving have since understood what is happening! The frantic Efforts to Sabotage Tinubu Presidency is very Real! But ALMIGHTY GOD that shamed their satanic Gang up against innocent Nigerians during the Election shall shame them again and Help Tinubu to make Life comfortable for every Nigerians for the rest of his Presidential Administration. He should just focus on massively encouraging the Youths to go into Agriculture, all the next Palliative Monies should be Pumped into building modern Agricultural Farms/Settlements in Villages for Educated and uneducated Youths and financially entice Large % Percentage of Youths to go into Farming.

They have been doing all these wickedness without any heart of Pity to the Anti-Humanity hardship Effects it has on innocent Nigerians just as the one they encouraged Emefiele to impose on Nigerians before Tinubu Won. One would have thought they would have a little of Humanity kindness in them that would have make them change their mindset for the Greater good of Niegria and for the sake of all Nigerians after Tinubu Won, but no, they became worse in their Evil Wish, Negative Energy and ignoble Campaign of Calumny as their powerful Distraction Weapon to Ensure that President Tinubu would not be able to Concentrate and Focus of delivering the Dividends of Democracy to innocent Nigerians. It is quite unfortunate that as their evil Campaigns affected Nigeria negatively during their reign of using Emefiele to financially Terrorize Nigerians, it is still working now with the kind of Buzz, Publicity and their Negative Encouragement of everything and anything that would make Tinubu Presidency to fail.

The completely unnecessary Attacks that fellow Southerner Peter Obi has endlessly enviously launched out against Tinubu (and later encouraged Atiku to do same) has immensely Prevented the President in focusing on his Goal of tuning Nigeria to an Industrialized and Prosperous Nation. No other President has been so much enviously disturbed with very much unnecessarily dragging and counter-productive litigations that every right-thinking persons knows would amount to absolutely Nothing!


Most pathetic and saddening is the fact that Obedients are self-destructively boasting that they also know that their effort on the CSU Certificate Saga and their other pull-him-down-at-all-Cost self-destructive Syndrome are not likely to remove the President but the thought that at least they are making Tinubu suffer mental-Trauma is giving them cloud 9 Orgasm daily. I wonder the kind of incurablly Envious heart that just derives so much Pleasure in knowing that even though they can Not pull you down, but making you to become unable to Focus on fully Achieving your desired Goal and Greatness gives them boundless Joy. Unlike all the Past Nigerian Presidentals, it should be noted that Tinubu was already a Multi-Billionaire in Dollars before becoming President. So, the Greatest Achievement he desires is for his Name to be Printed in Gold as the President that brought Nigeria out of Poverty into becoming a truly Wealthy Nation and internationally Respected Giant of Africa.

Truth be told, nobody is Perfect, not even you reading this right now. And non of us is superhuman, so the wicked endless Campaign of Calumny that was supposed to have long ended after Tinubu became President would affect the mental Prowess of even the Strongest Humanbeing on Earth. We all concluded that the enemies of the President on whose Shoulder the Well-being of Nigeria currently lays are actually directly or indirectly the enemies of all Nigerians because whatever efforts that are making can Not remove the President but has greatly affected and reduced his Focus from his central Goal of delivering the Dividends of Democracy to Nigerians. It is 100% Guaranteed that the current State of Nigerian Economy and hardship would have been direct Opposite for improved Standard of Living for all Nigerians by now if this unnecessary Negative Energy of Distractions have been unselfishly used Positively to Support and Help the President to Achieve a Great Prosperous Nigeria.

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