₦airaland Forum

Macelliot:
Last last, I didn't vote. Came around 9:00am,
left 2,45pm, (Awada see. School, Onitsha)
Over 1000 people on qu
eue, İnec officials
arrived around 9:45am, after 2 hours, 30mins
of arguments & fighting, accreditation finally
started by 12:30pm&closed by 2:00pm. Over
85% o voters didnt cast their votes including
me. Only fews did. WELDONE INEC!

when Nnamdi Kanu said you should boycott the charade, u guys insulted him.

In a free and fair election Jubril stands no chance weather IPOB votes or not, so leave IPOB alone

sammyj:
Who listens to a deranged Dilector who dishes lies about Buhari as Jubril. By the way what is his business with Calabar sea port that is part of SE abi is he trying to claim it as part of Biafruad land too.

the question is very simple. please answer the question not throw tantrums

boldaslion:
Your foolishness and stupidity stinks to high heaven. Is the Biafra struggle all about Kanu and his parents? A whole indigenous people, a whole race were branded terrorists and now are being called upon to come and vote with the terrorists tag on them and in your stupid mind, it is normal. Apparently stupid people like you are part of the people that demonised Jonathan and brought in your Mr integrity, NOW your gamble has backfired you are crying blue murder. Cry me a river please. For all I care, you must enjoy your change to the fullest while we work on our freedom from the ZOO. No matter what you concoct, terrorists cannot vote, infact they are not meant to be seen in the public. On the day of the elections, we will be somewhere hiding, God helping us. God bless Nnamdi Kanu, God bless IPOB, God bless all lovers of freedom, God bless Biafra, Isee Iseee Iseeeee!!!

In addition Nnamdi Kanu has started the talk of electoral boycott way back in 2013 or so, you don't expect him to suddenly change mouth because the Peter Obi alias adamma was chosen as vice president.

exchangedrive:
I will not condescend so low to banter words with you. Your responses show that you're not really exposed to international standards in the IT world. Your knowledge is limited to the local Nigerian settings. I will refer you to StackOverflowJobs and GlobalSkillsHub. Take time to visit them, setup a profile, and apply for an interview. Come back here and tell us if they setup a real-time interview or asked for a portfolio. I will also like you to check the popular VanHack job postings. Also come back and tell us if they ask for a portfolio or if they request an online interview. Also please check HackerRank too. You can also check world-leading integration company, Zapier. Come back and tell us if they asked for your portfolio or called your phone number or called you to their office. Or if they asked you to pass the online assessment first.
None of these leading companies will check your portfolio without you passing the online assessment first. And that is exactly the same footstep in which we tread.

How about the certification exams for scripting and framework languages? Did you send them your portfolio or visit their offices to get certified.
It is only in Nigeria, people want to see your portfolio. That is not how it done in countries where the IT industry is regulated.
First, you apply for a job, with your resume. If your resume is interesting, we invite you to an online coding challenge. If you pass, and are selected among others who passed, you will be invited for a phone call and from there we do the onboarding or not, depending on how the phone calls go. You might still be interviewed via the phone or simply asked to do a small demo project.
This is the pattern, the same pattern the global companies I listed above use till date. Even FaceBook and Google.
Even Nairaland does it's own coding challenge. Have you ever attended a Hackathon? Do they look at your portfolio?
How about Andela (Africa's #1 IT resource)? Do they ask for a portfolio? Your portfolio don't mean sh.it if you cannot pass a coding challenge.
And it is quack developers like you, with over-bloated and exaggerated portfolios, that took years to build, would be scared of facing a simple 10-line coding challenge. You would never pass the audition of any Hackathon glaringly.


Finally, the dance floor is open so to speak. There is no need to waste too much effort. Kindly drop your email address, or create any one. I will send you a link to the test as I have sent to others. You are welcome to cheat. I will upload your results here publicly for all to see. If you can pass via cheating, which we all here, will be privileged to see, I guarantee you will be hired as the Lead Developer; without further ado.


Prove yourself, remember; cheating is allowed. Until then, please show the decency of making meaningful comments. And read a little more, some more knowledge will expose you beyond your "local variable scope"; and stop displaying sheer folly on the thread.

That is a long story and outrightly false. I can assure you that you lied. Go to codingphase.com and confirm or better go to the youtube channel of codingphase and confirm it. You are a liar. No matter how good you are, as a new comer in the industry, you can only be employed as a junior developer in a big company, and your job will be to assist the senior developer(s), not to change the world, things may be different in small and start up companies, but you will never be employed alone, you will work as a team. The exams is all about memory but your portfolios show your ability and experience, and when employers employe people, what are they seeking for? Memory or experience, ur guess is as good as mine.

exchangedrive:
I will not condescend so low to banter words with you. Your responses show that you're not really exposed to international standards in the IT world. Your knowledge is limited to the local Nigerian settings. I will refer you to StackOverflowJobs and GlobalSkillsHub. Take time to visit them, setup a profile, and apply for an interview. Come back here and tell us if they setup a real-time interview or asked for a portfolio. I will also like you to check the popular VanHack job postings. Also come back and tell us if they ask for a portfolio or if they request an online interview. Also please check HackerRank too. You can also check world-leading integration company, Zapier. Come back and tell us if they asked for your portfolio or called your phone number or called you to their office. Or if they asked you to pass the online assessment first.
None of these leading companies will check your portfolio without you passing the online assessment first. And that is exactly the same footstep in which we tread.

How about the certification exams for scripting and framework languages? Did you send them your portfolio or visit their offices to get certified.
It is only in Nigeria, people want to see your portfolio. That is not how it done in countries where the IT industry is regulated.
First, you apply for a job, with your resume. If your resume is interesting, we invite you to an online coding challenge. If you pass, and are selected among others who passed, you will be invited for a phone call and from there we do the onboarding or not, depending on how the phone calls go. You might still be interviewed via the phone or simply asked to do a small demo project.
This is the pattern, the same pattern the global companies I listed above use till date. Even FaceBook and Google.
Even Nairaland does it's own coding challenge. Have you ever attended a Hackathon? Do they look at your portfolio?
How about Andela (Africa's #1 IT resource)? Do they ask for a portfolio? Your portfolio don't mean sh.it if you cannot pass a coding challenge.
And it is quack developers like you, with over-bloated and exaggerated portfolios, that took years to build, would be scared of facing a simple 10-line coding challenge. You would never pass the audition of any Hackathon glaringly.


Finally, the dance floor is open so to speak. There is no need to waste too much effort. Kindly drop your email address, or create any one. I will send you a link to the test as I have sent to others. You are welcome to cheat. I will upload your results here publicly for all to see. If you can pass via cheating, which we all here, will be privileged to see, I guarantee you will be hired as the Lead Developer; without further ado.


Prove yourself, remember; cheating is allowed. Until then, please show the decency of making meaningful comments. And read a little more, some more knowledge will expose you beyond your "local variable scope"; and stop displaying sheer folly on the thread.

I don't even live in Nigeria.

promisedeco:
Mtcheww.. I don't have your time. Its a Monday. Goan hustle

what else do I need to confirm that you are an Afonja?

promisedeco:
Isi gi ebe ahu dia.. Old Papa like you na your mate NK the control your reasoning like small pekin(small pikin don even de get sense pass you sef). The earlier you start using your brain the better for you. BIAFRA KEE YOU DIA!

an idiot is better than you. The next thing I will see is you running from one embassy to the other looking for visa, if the zoo is soooo good, why are zoo people running away? I live is a small poorer country in Africa, here there is constant electricity and pipe borne water throughout the country. But in the zoo, can you boast of constant electricity? Last time I was in Lagos, I slept outside throughout the one month and three weeks I spent there, but here in Gabon, though a poorer country, I sleep with fan EVERYDAY! Go and ask you mother where she got ur pregnancy from, you must be a descendant of the dangwrugwus, whom Biafran women open their legs for, in return of two bags of onions.

promisedeco:
guy abeg upgrade. "Afonja" don try na.. coin a new name jhor

by the way, I'm Igbo but not a stupid Igbo like gi

common get away you omo Afonja jati jati

Sagay212:
This is what they should be doing instead of chanting biafrau.d. Chase the useless politicians away until they do what is right.

Nizooria = thr greatest fraud known to mankind.

maik:
People don't respect God again. This is a sign of end time.

even Jesus threw some people out of the temple. After committing all manner of atrocities, they go the the house of God to campaign, a responsible action is to throw those bastards out.

Welcum:
If only you people knew the amount of harm you are doing to this our Biafra cause with this kind of behaviour, you'd stop. You know our people consider church sacred. So with this kind of behaviour, how will they vote in favour of Biafra in case the referendum starts now. Moreover, you guys should have been attacking the pythons and Buhari's/Atiku's campaign trails and venues. Attacking a church looks rather cowardly. My mind.

STFU

etrouble:
Good of you IPOB, progress by disrupting elections in all South-East states so that Buhari will have an easy coast to victory.

it is impossible for Buhari to loose

exchangedrive:
You are wrong; very wrong. Those are words from a "quack developer"; junior at best. A portfolio on the other hand can be a joint effort between 2 to as much as 100 programmers.
Besides, you cannot cheat at this assessment. If you think you can cheat, why not drop your email and give it a shot.
It is a realtime assessment, your browser will be monitored for tab changes (just in case, you wish to visit Google)
and your webcam will be turned on while the assessment is in progress. So we will actually watch and hear you do it in real life.
Tell me how you wish to cheat at that. As a matter of fact, we use the same assessment that has been regulated for hiring candidates remotely the world over.

So you are willing to try?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Which employer or company does that? Why do all these when you simply need to call the prospective employees to your office and interview them in person? Not even Upwork.com does it. BTW, if I use two different browsers I can beat your system and cheat. People Cheat even on Upwork. Those tests are a waste of time. Portfolios are what real employer look for, not ohhhh I can write a little javascript calculator, or I can write a little javascript todo app. Or even what is the difference between querySelector()and querySelectorAll()? No! Your portfolios show your real ability.

Franzinni:
Buhari knows that social media warriors will talk on social media.... But in reality they will still be on social media....

I am tired already.... Since nothing concrete can be done about the vegetable.... We can only whisper our discontent which means nothing to the status quo...


Buhari is like trump.... People who have no business being around power!!!

Buhari is NOT like Trump.

AllenSpencer:
So in reality, is it better to abort that bring a child to suffering.

This ideology has sank many families deep into poverty.

Ignore the book and follow reality staring at you.

A topic graced front page recently where an Okada man is crying for help after wife birthed triplet after initially having twins. If the right thing had been done, he won't be in such shoes. And you know the truth, he will suffer cos he has birthed more than he can afford. Miracles don't pay bills. Money does

still doesn't prove that abortion isn't murder. Isn't prevention better than cure, how much are condoms sold for, for example. What about family planning ahead of time? If the baby has been conceived, it is now a human being, that is why if you kill a pregnant woman, the law will charge you with double murder.

exchangedrive:
I have received applications from a handful but it is rather sad, that nobody is willing to take the online assessment (test).
Some would rather want to drop samples of jobs done in times past; which is not a true reflection of a developer's ability;
since such jobs might have been a collaborative effort.
Thus, we require applicants to take the online assessment in real-time.
Thank you.

because it is a waste of time, and cheating at it is very easy that only quacks have the time for it. Just see the portfolio and hire him or her. Portfolios show the ACTUAL experience.

If I were there I will equally like to go and see him disgrace himself.

bantudra:
why should you care if the zoo is destroyed....??
what does it matter....??
we nigerians preserve the rights too to fail after trying....
atiku is a no no....

we don't support Atiku either.

bantudra:
declare war and get your biafra already....you south easterners are startin to sound silly....

what did i say that is so funny....??

that is exactly my point. Buhari will keep on destroying thr zoo until we don't need to fire a single shot for BIAFRA. I told you this several times two years ago. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

bantudra:
declare war and get your biafra already....you south easterners are startin to sound silly....

what did i say that is so funny....??

that is exactly my point. Buhari will keep on destroying thr zoo until we don't need to fire a single shot for BIAFRA. I told you this several times two years ago. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

bantudra:
not possible....nothing will change much....

wonders shall never end, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The all Buhari buharist. Buhari is even doing more damages to the Zoo than Nnamdi Kanu has ever done, so Buhari must win by fire by force. He is doing a better job than NK, by the time Jubril abi na Buhari finishes with you people, you will understand that 2 is greater than 1.

naijaking1:
That's why you need someone who understands BASIC economics, not someone who promises to make $1=1 naira, and turns around to peg it at 307 with a difference of 55 naira. Now, when they tell you how much they have been spending to prop up the naira at that level you will understand what Atiku's team is saying.
This is on principles, not on short term economic and monetary voodoism!
Now, which other civilized central bank regulates other banks, sets monetary policy functions, and pegs the currency, in 2019?
No surprise, we quickly began to lag behind South Africa as soon as Buhari arrived with his economic misinformation.
For sure, if re-elected, and Buhari continues as he promised, Nigeria will quickly descend to the bottom of Africa's economic powers in the coming years.

This is why I want Buhari to win, he is doing more damaged to the Zoo more than Nnamdi Kanu and that is music to my ears.

rev2214:
Laptop is available.....if you want to but in the warehouse visit odo OLOWU. If you want unit come to our store. Thanks

I was at odolowu last year February, Do yo know lolo Pax? If you know her, please greet her for me, she sells bags.

Ok, how much do you sell untested laptops?
I want to buy, repair and resell them. please get back to me ASAP.

shedmamo:
Some clients just need an information website- which can be develop with wordpress or joomla. Development process is forever no doubt.... And you can start from friends, family, and colleagues with less than 4 months knowledge. taking simple jobs build your professionalism. you can edit a site and get paid for it.

it is already over crowded with people with similar skills.

shedmamo:
Having the applicable knowledge of what it takes to be web developer is all about interest. And in the development industry they are levels to learning.. A month is enough for a serious person with a good Instructor to be able to come up with a joomla and wordpress websites. Learning by yourself might take a longer time.

Beginner--- Intermidiate-- Expert--

bro don't deceive ya self, it takes more than one month to earn money from web development. HTML, CSS, Saas, Css Grid, Css Flexbox, bootstrap, any other CSs framework, JavaScript, JQuery, JSON, REACT.js, Angular.js, NodeJS or PHP. The list is almost endless, and a new framework/library comes out every fortnight or less.

chukwuma0000:
Happy first sunday of the year #2019,
I have come to draw the attention of igbos be you a student, business men and women, civil servants and other institutions in the country particularly Nigerians in Diaspora.
My message for you this morning is a message of love, hope and freedom of our people. Am not in for hate speech or to speak against any person but to let you know that things has fallen apart and teared us apart from the right path.
I must be sincere there is no atom of love in Igbo land, we are in living in chaos even though we are still working and walking together but in our togetherness there's always greed and enmity between one another not minding where we came from we still live like aliens, we embarrass our brothers and sisters instead of embracing them.
We are agitating for biafra but you will see an igbo steal from his fellow, kidnap and kill his fellow igbo divert what doesn't belong to him or her you see there is no love.
We are agitating for biafra yet an igbo man will send troops and crooks to arrest his brother just because of a minor issue.
We are agitating for biafra claiming that this is our final bus stop to bring to an end hunger in the our land and enjoy our cultural heritage.
I want to tell you this the day igbo people start living in peace and love there will be no problem in our land.

fvck off lying Afonja

danaiks:
This ref na major scam

I think say na only me see am

Belteshazzar1:
stop assuming please

lol, how?

eunisam:
why you no talkam before?

did you read the first post?

psamuell2:
Call....now

how much is it? 40k was th price 2 years ago.

eunisam:
Who are the you people?

pro Atiku people