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see bullet!

Goooooooooooal!....don santos

dat was supoze 2b a free kick 4 robben

hmmmmm....d Mexicans r digging very hard sha

some errors in d Dutch defense DAT almost led 2 a goal

robben na madman

Jaypee Anics: In igbos man tongue....nna Mayxico wirl beat netherland.....its will surprise u lik action film......sha sha I cnt wait 4 9ja match...up super eagles....Team #BringBackOurCup

which cupna una own b4??

Don Carlos: Ok guys, this is what we will do, let us announce that Gov. Amaechi was sighted this morning near Chibok.

I tell you, thousands of well armed soldiers will converge there in no time.

#gbam# u said it all

d TV is far,d TV is far....he complain giv una say he no dey com4table lik dat......haba 9jerians....

[quote author=BUSH.HUNTER]I bet d clueless mofo don't know who nigeria is playing with.[/quote]LMAO!....guy easy na

op cm finish 1st.....super story no dey swit again but e b lik say diz ur own go swit

dm no know wetin 2 use moni 4 na

just heard dere was a blast at 3 division shadawanka barracks bauchi yestanyt.....dunno hw tru

story story.....mstheeew.....make dm go die wit bolaji jawe

Mr. Vampire suarez has been banned
for four months from all football
related activities by FIFA for biting
Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini
during the Uruguay-Italy match
played on June 24th.
FIFA’s disciplinary committee released
a statement on their website stating
this. See it below…
“The player Luis Suárez is regarded
as having breached art. 48 par. 1
lit. d of the FIFA Disciplinary Code
(FDC) (assault), and art. 57 of the
FDC (an act of unsporting behaviour
towards another player).
· The player Luis Suárez is to be
suspended for nine (9) official
matches. The first match of this
suspension is to be served in the
upcoming FIFA World Cup fixture
between Colombia and Uruguay on
28 June. The remaining match
suspensions shall be served in
Uruguay’s next FIFA World Cup
match(es), as long as the team
qualifies, and/or in the
representative team’s subsequent
official matches in accordance with
art. 38 par. 2a) of the FDC.
Continue…
· The player Luis Suárez is banned
from taking part in any kind of
football-related activity
(administrative, sports or any other)
for a period of four (4) months in
accordance with art. 22 of the FDC.
· A stadium ban is pronounced against
the player Luis Suárez in accordance
with art. 21 of the FDC as follows: the
player Luis Suárez is prohibited from
entering the confines of any stadium
during the period of the ban (point 3).
The player Luis Suárez is prohibited
from entering the confines of any
stadium in which the representative
team of Uruguay is playing while he
has to serve the nine-match
suspension (point 2).
· The player Luis Suárez is ordered to
pay a fine in the amount of CHF
100,000 ($112,000).
The decision was notified to the
player and the Uruguayan FA today.
“Such behaviour cannot be tolerated
on any football pitch, and in
particular not at a FIFA World Cup
when the eyes of millions of people
are on the stars on the field. The
Disciplinary Committee took into
account all the factors of the case and
the degree of Mr Suárez’s guilt in
accordance with the relevant
provisions of the Code. The decision
comes into force as soon it is
communicated,” said Claudio Sulser,
chairman of the FIFA Disciplinary
Committee.

eggheaders: the person or persons that hack nairaland, will all die this week. there lineage will be plagued with far worst calamities than the Egyptian plague plus the sufferings of Nebuchadnezzar and lost people of Noah. then Ebola virus, HIV , SARS , anthrax, avian influenza , dengue fever and swine flu will wipe away every member of there lineage.

young man calm na...na fyt?....AMEN!!! anyway

she sef don bleach sha....stee luv her tho

I missed it very much...no funny comments 2 laff 2 on. any forum..Lol

IAMBREEZY: Well team [color=orange]galaxy s4[/color] i love my s4.

Lmao..same here!

[quote author=tpia@]Good for her, but why didn't she buy it before now, just asking.

Didn't she buy a very expensive car previously? She could have bought the house first then the car second.

Btw , source @ op.[/quote]so far she stee bought it..na wa...una own sef

wazoboy: Thanks OP, I ws tnkng my mony done go afta readng first pat of ur report.
Anyway, afta exhaustng dis data plan im having now, itz byebye for life t airtel! weda dey survey or not no b my concern, my concern na to luk fo d next cheapest available data plan fo my android!

Lol!

kokoA: The OP is impotent..

I remember our Mr. Macho competition at NYSC camp in Kano some years back.. One of the contestants brought two hawt girls to help him UnCloth and reveal his "machoness" to our expectant eyes.. Lol. E be like the girls come take the work personal, add extra jara by rubbing his body (you can't blame both parties, 3 weeks without sex no be small thing).. Lo and behold na so d contestant prick come tanda gidigba for stage with all the lights on him.. Lwkmd.. All the corpers especially girls started shouting "you don win, you don win".. I really felt for the guy sha. Imagine dat kind embarrassment.

choi!LWKMD

Iaz93: How you dey take reason sef?

abi...I wonda oh

[quote author=special_zobo]...it has happend to me once..mehn the kind current wey dey the babe body too much for one person,,back in sch in my 1st year.we were having one lecture like dat.The whole place was crowded and I was standind at the back of one babe, b4 I knew wat was happenin my JT lost total control..I was like' See fu<k up o.what if this babe noticed wat was happening and embarasses me nko?na die I dey be dat o..I tried everything to control my mind and concentrate on the lecture but No way..the worst part, you can't leave the lecture hall cos of the crowd...I was struglin to control myself but no way...Wen the .babe finally noticed,she looked at my face, na so me comot eye begin nod head to what the lecturer was saying as if I was concentrating on the lect.,o boy come see as the babe use her yansh finish me that day.she begin rub the asss purposly on my JT wey don hard nearly to break.I wore a plane trouser that day,while she was wearing a light short gown. couldn't concentrate..that day I felt like lifting up her gown and puting my D into her honeypot from behind hot hot inside the lect hall(sounds crazy abi)..after the lecture we left without saying a word to each other..I just dissapeared..[/quote]Lmao...gals ehn

Lionbite: Depend on the genre of the party if na wild party and the D.J is playing 'Dadubule', omo you go see girls in sex-mood roughing guys while dancing. Now answer me how my John Thomas no go ascend?

Lol!na tru