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how many times this one dey do show in a year? i thought he did it earlier and this success girl sha, she's going places

this one see premonition about plane ni? this one he has been travelling with train all about

this man utd sef, all the players needs to be sold. i would have included the coach but let's see what players he'll buy and sell during the transfer window..but the man sha, even mourinho in all his foolishness wouldn't loss all these important matches in a roll

haaaaaaaaa:
Very soon some very foolish and dumb subscribers will start calling customer care raining curses on innocent executives without finding out the real reason for their disconnected line.

customer care agent spotted

so a fellow man killed himself because of a Woman?? not his wife,mother, sister, or daughter? this is serious

but is this not the same Hyundai he was pictured standing on, some few months back on NL?

this chioma get breeeezzz oh

Nobodyperson:
It's clear that woman only graduated because of her what's on her chest and back
5 in every 6 Nigerian women are prostitutes

una funny for this nairaland I swear



lol..make una no blame this guy...wetin gals dey do guys no good

I don't know why I hate to see these kind of pictures.. all these loved up nonsense disgusts me

babawella:
Oga, your claim was wrong. There was never a time Eto'o was a king in Barcelona. A king of a team is that player that's the most feared by opponent, most influential to the team, and he whose absence affected the team most and make opponent happy. The king of Barcelona and indeed the king of world football during Eto'o reign was Ronaldinho. After Dinho reign starts Messis'. Though Eto'o score significant number of goals but that doesn't make him the king. its like saying CR7 was the king of Real Madrid last season because he scored more goals than Modric, or saying Neyma/Suarez were the king when in Barcelona because they were also influential and scoring goals. So Eto'o lied cus he wasn't the king: Messi was and still is.

the rubbish you said about Madrid just spoilt your beautiful post...kapish!

thier Fada!!! .they are writing us off...but 90mins will tell...#GGMU

Xclusiveanalyst:
It's very possible to get pregnant without penetration
there was a story about a guy who released sperm into a swimming pool while on a birthday party, thus impregnating most of the ladies in the pool.

haba..guy small small na

dancok:
chai, such is life, it usually baffles me how they change overnight because of money, all well and good.

lol..such is life..more reason to hustle up. thanks bro

dancok:
i like that part of her in ur story, that's why i asked, isn't she a good girl?

she was..but money later got into her head..money no gree come for son of man on time+ Religion differences

dancok:
u broke up or she broke up?

she.
wasn't easy bro...why did you ask?

MyphoneandI:
Fully air-conditioned brt..? Bros why na

lol na you sabi oh...abi you no dey stay lag?

Gracesofar:
That lady z a friend ooooo plz keep her. Some gf wont find it funny

lol...she's now an EX

Bucajunior:
Well...mine was wen i newly gain admission in uniben,so it was after eco 111 at basement yesss still fresh like yesterday.i saw this georgous fair gal.so i won show myself i begin speak english mke i no sabi.i was like hi damsel hw are u,she said kul.wow...this gal is nice.are u in my department(biz admin)?i asked because dat course was both for biz admin,bfn and acc.she said yah she is in biz admin.i was like wow dats UNFORTUNATE.Who does dat.she was like unfortunate?u see urself,and walk out on me.men as i reach hostel na dive na i dive my dictionary to see the meaning of unfortunate.omo i realy mess up.i dorge that gal till i graduate.

lmao!!!/

mehn mine was with my ex oh..went to the mall after eating as much as we wanted and going to see a movie.. na so we board BRT. immediately I entered that BRT na so one hot zawo(shit) hold me...mehn it wasn't funny..I started sweating in a fully air conditioned BRT...na so she dey follow me talk I no fit reply, she even dey crack jokes I just dey try laff.. she noticed i was sweating profusely and asked. I told her I was fvcking pressed, na so she start laff me die...I almost told the driver to stop the fvcking bus..shame no allow me..na so I try reach my destination. I swear I thought I was going to die..and she was just laffing. after highlighting the bus, I saw a TFC close by,went there, if you see crowd waiting to use the toilet..I just decided to take a bike home..mehn anytime the bike enter pothole it'll be as though the poo wanted to drop..she was laffing so hard that the bikeman had to ask if everything was okay..to even matters worst, her Sist called her. while trying to remove her fone from her purse na so money her money fly from her purse into the air..she asked me to go down and help.her search for it..omoh na night time. as I reach the place, i just look around ,the shi*t no even let me see anything na so i go back tell her say I no see am..she insisted on going to look for it herself..omoh I told her I'll give her the money that we should just go home abeg..las las I couldn't survive it..I had to stop at a bush close to my house and downloaded the sh*t..mehn it was an heavenly feeling.. I just use cassava leaf..dispose the boxer when I reach house...chai I'll never forget that day just like I won't forget her.

IamD18:
This is not my most embarrassing moment, but I'll like to share it.

Earlier this month in a gym house, I met a very beautiful and well-shaped lady and 2 of her friends. I got into discussion with 3 of them, as interesting and funny our discussion was, the one I was interested in jokingly came to me and sat on my laps, almost close to my diiick, I locked up. The more we gist, the more she shakes her ass, I got hard and uncomfortable, wanted to stand her up but thought it'll look embarrassing to her before her friends, I still locked up. She was putting on a hanging belly-button revealing sleeveless with a very tight leggings. Her nyash no dey stay one place, she dey gist with both mouth and nyash.

I was just so hard! I couldn't bear it any longer as I faked a call and jokingly tried to end the discussion, telling them that I'll be leaving to catch up on something. She stoop up, standing before me with a huge ass, she pleaded that I'll drop them off. As all these were happening, my diick was as erect as fvck, almost getting noticeable while seated that i can't even stand up before them. I obliged to her request, but was still seated.. I no wan cast myself by standing with my errected preeq because i was putting on sports trouser.

They were expecting me to stand but i pretended to be so weak and tired, hoping and looking for thoughts that will bring down my stubborn john-Thomas. As God may have it, immediately i thought of BUHARI and NNAMDI KANU, you need to see how my stubborn jnr dropped like music album, I smiled at them without them noticing the reason behind that smile, then stoop up and left with them.

Omo since that day, I no dey miss small mini-tight and Buhari picture anytime I dey go gym.

lmao una no go kill person for this NL

Jiang:
No she isn't, That's was just her little bro lying on her lap, I think you should pick up the call, apologize to her for walking out on her & refusing to pick her call. Also profess ur undying love for her & how you don't care about others servicing her as you love her too much to give a shyt.
I think that way she will appreciate you more as her maga & dedicated slave

you just blurted what was on my mind

you need a resounding slap..you love her and so? OK..just go back to her..the guy on her laps was her junior brother.

Ozkar:
lol. Ronaldo joined Madrid at his peak. Messi didn't even play regular first team football for years after he started out at Barcelona. He only peaked in 2009.

Hope you know that Messi has a better career goal ratio. Also he has more goals + assists despite playing almost 150 games less.

It might also interest you to learn that in the period that Ronaldo played in Spain Messi scored more goals than him. That's despite the fact that Ronaldo dropped every other aspect of his game to focus on scoring goals while Messi combined playmaking with goal scoring.

Abeg when it comes to sheer quality, they aren't mates. Not even close.

lol..if I am to go by your analogy of messi not being in peak till 2009( which is not true), then ronaldo playing 150 games more shouldn't be considered cos ronaldo wasn't a starter when he joined man utd and wasn't at his peak when in lisbon.



and about messi not being a starter or in his peak till 2009, how come he was I think 3rd or 2nd best world player in 2007, 2nd in 2008 and best in 2009?..well that's by the way

Ozkar:
lol, jokes. He had 9 years of first team football to be the best player in Spain, but 8 out of 9 gears, he wasn't even good enough. 7 out of the 8 was because of Messi.

As far as Spain is concerned, CR7 and Griezmann dey the same level dey drag, with their once-in-9-years achievement. Messi no be their mate.

compare him goal ratio for Spain with messi..don't reply.. just sit down In one corner and think

it's not bad nau..I also know some that's worse but it was cos of a sickness...#love yourz

Raydos:
It look as if wizkid head was photoshopped on that body

exactly the first thought that crossed my mind.

Denikayan:
Who asked for your biography?

this nairaland..una no go kill person...LMAO

lol

maybachmusic:
His biggest mistake in life was playing for Argentina


He dragged them to the last world cup

Where their defense is complete shilt

If mbappe can step up in future and win UCL and set some records

He will be ranked highly cause he has a world cup

I despise messi a lot oh..buh believe me..mbappe can never be ranked higher than messi in this world.

joblessness no good at all

I just taya for this una matter.. week in, week out..don't you learn from other guys posts here?? these girls ain't worth it seriously... I don't even take them seriously anymore...girls will always be girls no.matter what you do..I see guys these days do foolish things in the name of one fvcking R/ship / love..I just smh within me but I don't blame them cos I used to be worst.

MisterFresh:
YES, THE LOCAL ONE IS THE ONE YOU SNAP AT CYBER CAFE. FOOL

what did the guy do by asking an harmless question? you could have just answered his question without resulting to insult.. some of you guys on here lack manners honestly..what manner of frustration is this for God's sake? rethink and have a nice day