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direx123:
When You Look at this picture you'll notice that the white dots starts changing to black...but its just an optical illusion,the white dots aint changing.

yEAH SAW dis,it occured as a result of persistence of vision

direx123:
When you look at this picture closely you'll see Albert Einstein...Now Drop your phone and move backwards a bit and now look at the picture...Then the picture will start transforming into Marilyn Monroe...Realy Amazing!!!

I didnt see Marylin

9niceguy:
Lol...
So na me own dis mansion?
Praise the Lord somebody!
......Satan is wining more souls everYday. The truth is 99.9% of people on earth will give the same answer even I myself, but it is totally WRONG

I will like to politely disagree,its just wisdom,and the answer should be your phone not your bible,a bible is actually a book,it wont get damaged if it falls,you can always pick it up and dust it(wisdom),i know of some people that can break ur head if you mistakenly step on their bible,which is totally wrong,are you trying to say that if you mistakenly spill water or tea on your bible then you have sinned NO,OR IF YOU ARE reading the bible and your towel is about to fall and you pick the towel instead of the bible,or your baby for your bible ,its just wisdom ,its high time we christains understand that its not the book that matters but the WORD in the book, GOD bless you all ,Donald

hurricaneChris:
mehnn, my video is not uploading. Does anyone know what i can do?

Upload oin youtube first ,then place the link here,that should do it

Suibisreal:
Five facts about you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
1. You're so lazy you didn't read all the yous
2. You didn't notice I put a 'yoo'
3. You are now looking to find out
4. You're laughing because you realise there is no 'yoo' and you have been tricked
5. You're going to share this and forward it to others who are just like 'you'!
I now know at least 13 things about you.
1. You're with a computer or holding your phone
2. You're on NL
3. You just opened my thread
4. You're presently reading
5. Your are a human
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You're laughing at yourself
10. You have smile in your face
11. You skipped no. 6
12. You are laughing at this because I caught you . . . Hahaha is it true?
13. Just for laughs, read and have a good laugh cos it's good for your health.

Cc. Seun, Lalasticala

and you are funny and creative

cirmuell:
drop your email address.

,Thank you

cirmuell:
wordpress?

no,its not wordpress,htm and javascript,I also do wordpress but this site is not wordpress,you can check the source code

TopdownD:
Hello

We are seeking a designer to make 2 banners for Nairaland and google Adwords for christmas sales
We want someone with experience with Nairaland Banners and Banners focused to the Nigerian market

Please email us at support@topdowngames.com.ng

hello I am donald I can do that for you kindly check my previous threads on nairaland to see some of my designs ,I have also sent u an email ,Warm Regards ,Donald

cirmuell:
I need a web designer that can design a standard but budget-friendly website for a Coaching Centre.

Holla, if you can do it.

hello I am Donald I can do that for you here is my contact 08182346055also check www.smartbrainmagazine.com.ng its mobile friendly and simple

Aminat508:
I like her too. The day I saw her , she was just playing with my hair and my earnings

you are lucky she was mosturizing my face with her "oral cream" and laughing heehehehe,she is a fun baby to be around.*winks*

winetapper:
Emabinu
Please the size of this banner should be the size of Nairaland Advertising banner please

I am a web developer,app devloper,3d artist,designer,baby developer etc etc, I will gladly design #ForMyBaby ,what content do you want on the banner ?

Auxiliary:
Today is my birthday...and thanks to all nairalanders for keeping me alive

ooogha , na wa o hw Nairalander take keep u alive ?,Endtime Auxillary Niqqa

beckytunde:
Sorting out my shoes, clothing's, getting ready for d proper thanksgiving,already learning all the new dance styles,
We all saw light
We all came together
And we all conquered it in unity and love.
Ayolight thanks so much for not giving up on ur daughter cos if u had, D's beautiful victory wouldn't suffice. speedy recovery for our baby, she's already fulfilling purpose, all the financial needs will be met and all debts cleared, you won't have to go through this again.
To all who in any way have been a blessing to this young mum and our greater fighter light, may we all have good things to testify before this year end too
Any issue that feels so unbearable ,that feels suffocating ,DT we ourselves are at d verge of losing hope on,just hanging there . before this year ends , all those issues will be turned to joy and testimonies for us, people will look at us and say hmmm this could have only been God.
That our proposal DT we submitted, that job, marriage,pregnancy confirmation,promotion,exam success,delivery,building,business,company will all come out in success.
CONGRATULATIOMS TO GBOGBO WA OO
THIS IS OUR JOY AND TESTIMONY

Amen !!!! U too ma'am

My happiness compared to my capacity to contain happiness..... #LightKeepShining #LightKeepSmiling

[quote author=Funjosh post=40413574][/quote]Where is the picture of the Nurse carrying light,can you please post it ?

If i tell you people how happy i am eeehn , Seun will just tell me "Donald this is Nairaland ,i have never seen anyone this happy,take Nairaland its all yours"hehehehehehe, Seun Na play i dey play oooooooooo .

I am coming una go laugh tire today(i hope)
Make una start to dey gather my baby christmas gift oooooo

Chuksdede:
Dear nairalanders pls kindly Rate my freestyle drawing

Rome was not built in a day,u would get there,its a gradual process.

endy4oxide:
Super bikers..... Lol

Biker Mice

kikid:
Ecommerce company is looking for an experienced graphic designer. Interested email your cv to desdiamond57@gmail.com or call 09095612461

Freelancer ? or In-House

AbuMikey:
[color=maroon]
1.People who always wait for"Black Friday"all year long.

2.And they never stop blabbing about it once November starts.

3.But then you check what the hyper is all about.

4.And then you see a ridiculous price for an item you''ve always wanted.

5.And you become the number one face of"waiting for Black Friday.

6.So you buy data and wait on the website for the deals to drop.

7.And you keep refreshing the page.

8.But something looks fishy.

9.The site is crashing.

10.And then the page finally loads back up!.

11.But the item is sold out.

12.so you have to try Amazon.com.

13.But you see a funny price.

14.So you resign to fate.[/color] IT WILL BE BETTER NEXT YEAR....BY GOD'S GRACE.

I feel like saying ENDTIME BLACK FRIDAY ,but it will be unfair of me to say ENDTIME BLACK FRIDAY ,everybody did I say ENDTIME BLACK FRIDAY ? Hehehehehe

Aminat508:
[size=15pt]Let us keep on praying for Light.
Ayolight said Light was operated Today
She hasn't set her eyes on her
The surgery took a whole day
That the surgeon said they want to see how the heart and Lungs cooperate before closing up the chest

Please pray for light & we still need money

CC:

Donald3d

Olu4life

Kimoni

Caracta

seunkeji5

favoured234

Kingtom

Winetapper

Jaybee3


more of your kind support would be highly appreciated


Please help us save baby Light Ayodeji by donating to the following account

Ogunruku Mercy Itunu UBA

2056071186

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#Pray4Light #IamPrayingForMyBaby

luvlytrici:
I am looking for an online assistant,who knows can post some selected articles online for me.the person can work at anytime, but must have performed the previous day task before 9am the next morning,
The articles are mostly copy and paste jobs from selected channels.Sometimes you would have to write letters or text on popular social media platforms.

Payment is 5,000 per month
If you are great at your job and can brain storm with ideas that would add value to the company,you can be retained as a full time employee with great benefits.

Qualifications are good command of English language,Letter writing and Microsoft word.

Interested applicants should send an email to iluvblackship@yahoo.com

you didnt specify a salient info, what will be the frequency of the posting ?

pendragon35:
Pls help,I need a laptop for architecture design and also for gaming that atleast its icore is i5 or i3 and above,4gb ram 500gb rom.....wit strong batry lifedatz arnd 80k...pls laptop experts be of aid

ask this two guys engrhamid and sinebaba i have not purchased from them yet but they have good deals sinebaba i don bring customer you go gimme discount when i wan buy my own ooo *winks*

price ?

You once told me your address in computer village i have forgotten it,and pls include a landmark in the address so i can find it easily

Tekkyboy:
wetin happen na

That price no too sweet my belle,chat me up on whatsapp 08182346055

Tekkyboy:
28k bros

chei !!!!

Hw much na

[quote author=Funjosh post=40413574][/quote]yeah men, thats ma baby ,teach all those indian pipo how to smile hehehehehehehe,teach them how to cry and sleep too,for all their film wey i dey watch them no dey sleep ,na so so singing and dancing ,dont let them infect you with it ,ehehehehhehehe,i miss that girl,always smiling ,there was a time i carried her ,she started crying and converted it to smile instantly (one of a kind baby),,Light be strong,ayolight be strong ,Nairalanders keep praying ,pls keep contributing ,pls keep publicizing ,God bless you all, #PrayForLight #PrayForMercy #ForMyBaby