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From GUIDER YINKA

Suspension of GH, during system upgrade is a normal thing in mmm. Andrew told us in guiders meeting that new features will be added to our POs, such as fake pop alert botton, change of guider , call center, and other features. So be patient if you haven't been matched. We,ve seen it happen time and time again. This could take hours. The last one took more than 24hours and some people almost had a heart attack. System upgrade is normal and very necessary. Else the hackers will outsmart our system. This is why mmm programmers are always at the top of their game. So GH and wait, or cancel it and go back to it later. As for those who kept being rematched last week, this may be due to the false rumour that went viral about mmm crashing in December. Anyways, a lot of us have been getting alerts and the bqnks are getting fuller than ever and 1/3 of december is almost gone, so i wonder. Because of the rumour, Some unenlightened participants were afraid of providing help but we still had about 70% participants who got alerts ( am estimating from the GH/pH turnout I noticed in my structure as a guider). After the introduction of the Xmas 20% yesterday, pH has shot up and am sure that those unwilling participants are eager to pr
ovide help now. MMM is patience and trust and some of those minor delays such as system upgrade, GH re-matcing, extension of time by 24hours, etc are the reason you are advised to use spare money. Nobody has ever lost money in mmm, but sometimes there could be short delays in getting help. MMM is in our hands, we determine what happens. all the system does is to create a platform where we meet each other and help each other. So our actions determine a whole lot. Let's keep giving and receiving, let's keep being patient and trusting . Long live MMM.
Guider Yinka.

scape goat

AJEBO children.....cause him dey exhausted nah him make am faint? when boys they street now dey hustle,make him better do normal if not him go just JONZ

As at six o'clock this morning the uniben main gate has. Already been blocked by the student union government and other union activist..today's. Anger was aggravated when. Some uniben lecturers were beaten by some thugs. Cars Were destroyed,heads broken the thugs. Were led by kabaka who is a loyal boy to the. Edo state governor .same kabaka and boys led the demolition of the ex vc's house @ GRA

This event led to the burning of comrade bus which make the police force deploy Over 70 armed men with about 20 police vans

When the commissioner of police came he had a word with the SUG president where he stated that the so called kabaka and gang be arrested and the demolished building be rebuilt in seven days

Currently the ugbowo Lagos road is totally blocked,students playing football on the road...but there are promises that the road would be open by 12 noon today!

Abeg she no fine jareeee !........

Most people don't know about th==================

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN-CITY

PRESS RELEASE

2014/2015 CLEARANCE EXERCISE FOR UTME & DIRECT ENTRYCANDIDATES

The UTME and Direct Entry Candidates admitted into University of Benin for 2014/2015 academic session are required to login at HYPERLINK "https://www.uniben.edu"https://www.uniben.edu, click waeup portal with the PUTME/PUDE username and password used for their application and result checking.

Click on “Download application slip”. Print it and take note of your ID and Password. You will henceforth, use your ID and Password for subsequent login. Login and print your provisional admission letter.

Only candidates with THE RIGHT PASSPORT SIZE (1-inch X 1-inch) WITH RED BACKGROUND PHOTOGRAPH USED FOR PUTME & PUDE ALREADY EMBEDDED IN their DOCUMENTS AND WITH requisite results to clear should proceed to payTHE TOTAL AMOUNT OFnon-refundable acceptance fee ITEMIZED BELOW.

College of Medical Sciences Candidates Other Candidates
NN
Bank/Portal charges - 3000.00 3000.00
Admission clearance - 20000.00 20000.00
ICT Levy - 6000.00 6000.00
Development Levy - 15000.00 15000.00
MTN NET Library - 1000.00 1000.00
College Development fee - 20000.00 -
TOTAL 65000.00 45000.00

Schools/Departments under College of Medical Sciences:
Medicine
Dentistry
Anatomy
Medical Biochemistry
Medical Laboratory Science
Nursing Science
Physiology


Optional: You can change your password by clicking “change password” button and you can also change your e-mail and phone number by using “Edit” button.

On the Menu, click on “My data” select “Payment” option then click on “Add onlinepayment ticket” button.

Select from the Payment Category, Acceptance Fee and click on “Create Ticket” button and then click the link under Payment ID.

Click on the “College Pay” button to view payment details and click the “Submit” button to proceed with the payment through Interswitch payment gateway.

Select your ATM Card type: Verve or Master Card and supply the card details (card number, expiration date, 4-digit PIN etc) as required.

Then click on “PAY” button.

If payment is successful, an acceptance slip will appear on the screen. Copy the “Clearance Activation Code” on the acceptance payment slip.

Click on “My Data” on the menu and select “Clearance data”option. Enter your “Clearance Activation Code”to open yourClearance/Eligibility form.

Fill the Clearance/Eligibility Form appropriately. Scan and upload the following documents:

“O’ level Certificates and Statements of ‘O’ level results from the schools
Birth Certificate or Declaration of Age
Acceptance Letter
Guarantor’s Letter
Affidavit of Good Conduct
Affidavit of Non-Membership of Secret Cults
JAMB & UNIBEN offer of Provisional Admission slips

(Please note that affidavits sworn in any Court of Law in Nigeria are acceptable)

Payment of acceptance fee commences Monday15th December, 2014

At the bottom of the Clearance/Eligibility Form, click on the “Save”button to return later and complete the form ORclick on “Save and request clearance” button to finally submit your Clearance/Eligibility Form when you are done. You cannot edit the Clearance /Eligibility Form after final submission.

Click on “Download clearance slip” button and print your Clearance/Eligibility slip. Present it with online payment receipt, six (6) copies each of the listed items a to g in item 12, including six coloured passportphotographs with red background and WAEC/NECO Scratch Card for checking results online to the clearance officers. The original credentials are for sighting during the physical clearance.

Physical clearance commencesMonday 5th January to Friday 13thFebruary, 2015 at the University Auditorium, Monday to Friday from9.00am to 5pm each day.

ONLY CANDIDATES SCHEDULED FOR CLEARANCE PER DAY WILL BE ATTENDED TO. CHECK YOUR CLEARANCE DATE IN YOUR ONLINE PROFILE AND PRINT OUT YOUR INVITATION LETTER.

Prohibition of Financial Transactions at Clearance Venue: There shall be no financial transactions in whatever form at the Main Auditorium Clearance Venue. Consequently, sales of Faculty Prospectus, Collection of dues, levies and other forms of Payment and Purchases are strictly prohibited. The release of completed and signed Clearance/eligibility form to student should not be tied to any other payment other than the fund paid for clearance.


Mrs. G.O
Ogboghodo
RegistrMost people don't know about th==================

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN-CITY

PRESS RELEASE

2014/2015 CLEARANCE EXERCISE FOR UTME & DIRECT ENTRYCANDIDATES

The UTME and Direct Entry Candidates admitted into University of Benin for 2014/2015 academic session are required to login at HYPERLINK "https://www.uniben.edu"https://www.uniben.edu, click waeup portal with the PUTME/PUDE username and password used for their application and result checking.

Click on “Download application slip”. Print it and take note of your ID and Password. You will henceforth, use your ID and Password for subsequent login. Login and print your provisional admission letter.

Only candidates with THE RIGHT PASSPORT SIZE (1-inch X 1-inch) WITH RED BACKGROUND PHOTOGRAPH USED FOR PUTME & PUDE ALREADY EMBEDDED IN their DOCUMENTS AND WITH requisite results to clear should proceed to payTHE TOTAL AMOUNT OFnon-refundable acceptance fee ITEMIZED BELOW.

College of Medical Sciences Candidates Other Candidates
NN
Bank/Portal charges - 3000.00 3000.00
Admission clearance - 20000.00 20000.00
ICT Levy - 6000.00 6000.00
Development Levy - 15000.00 15000.00
MTN NET Library - 1000.00 1000.00
College Development fee - 20000.00 -
TOTAL 65000.00 45000.00

Schools/Departments under College of Medical Sciences:
Medicine
Dentistry
Anatomy
Medical Biochemistry
Medical Laboratory Science
Nursing Science
Physiology


Optional: You can change your password by clicking “change password” button and you can also change your e-mail and phone number by using “Edit” button.

On the Menu, click on “My data” select “Payment” option then click on “Add onlinepayment ticket” button.

Select from the Payment Category, Acceptance Fee and click on “Create Ticket” button and then click the link under Payment ID.

Click on the “College Pay” button to view payment details and click the “Submit” button to proceed with the payment through Interswitch payment gateway.

Select your ATM Card type: Verve or Master Card and supply the card details (card number, expiration date, 4-digit PIN etc) as required.

Then click on “PAY” button.

If payment is successful, an acceptance slip will appear on the screen. Copy the “Clearance Activation Code” on the acceptance payment slip.

Click on “My Data” on the menu and select “Clearance data”option. Enter your “Clearance Activation Code”to open yourClearance/Eligibility form.

Fill the Clearance/Eligibility Form appropriately. Scan and upload the following documents:

“O’ level Certificates and Statements of ‘O’ level results from the schools
Birth Certificate or Declaration of Age
Acceptance Letter
Guarantor’s Letter
Affidavit of Good Conduct
Affidavit of Non-Membership of Secret Cults
JAMB & UNIBEN offer of Provisional Admission slips

(Please note that affidavits sworn in any Court of Law in Nigeria are acceptable)

Payment of acceptance fee commences Monday15th December, 2014

At the bottom of the Clearance/Eligibility Form, click on the “Save”button to return later and complete the form ORclick on “Save and request clearance” button to finally submit your Clearance/Eligibility Form when you are done. You cannot edit the Clearance /Eligibility Form after final submission.

Click on “Download clearance slip” button and print your Clearance/Eligibility slip. Present it with online payment receipt, six (6) copies each of the listed items a to g in item 12, including six coloured passportphotographs with red background and WAEC/NECO Scratch Card for checking results online to the clearance officers. The original credentials are for sighting during the physical clearance.

Physical clearance commencesMonday 5th January to Friday 13thFebruary, 2015 at the University Auditorium, Monday to Friday from9.00am to 5pm each day.

ONLY CANDIDATES SCHEDULED FOR CLEARANCE PER DAY WILL BE ATTENDED TO. CHECK YOUR CLEARANCE DATE IN YOUR ONLINE PROFILE AND PRINT OUT YOUR INVITATION LETTER.

Prohibition of Financial Transactions at Clearance Venue: There shall be no financial transactions in whatever form at the Main Auditorium Clearance Venue. Consequently, sales of Faculty Prospectus, Collection of dues, levies and other forms of Payment and Purchases are strictly prohibited. The release of completed and signed Clearance/eligibility form to student should not be tied to any other payment other than the fund paid for clearance.


Mrs. G.O
Ogboghodo
RegistrMost people don't know about th==================

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN-CITY

PRESS RELEASE

2014/2015 CLEARANCE EXERCISE FOR UTME & DIRECT ENTRYCANDIDATES

The UTME and Direct Entry Candidates admitted into University of Benin for 2014/2015 academic session are required to login at HYPERLINK "https://www.uniben.edu"https://www.uniben.edu, click waeup portal with the PUTME/PUDE username and password used for their application and result checking.

Click on “Download application slip”. Print it and take note of your ID and Password. You will henceforth, use your ID and Password for subsequent login. Login and print your provisional admission letter.

Only candidates with THE RIGHT PASSPORT SIZE (1-inch X 1-inch) WITH RED BACKGROUND PHOTOGRAPH USED FOR PUTME & PUDE ALREADY EMBEDDED IN their DOCUMENTS AND WITH requisite results to clear should proceed to payTHE TOTAL AMOUNT OFnon-refundable acceptance fee ITEMIZED BELOW.

College of Medical Sciences Candidates Other Candidates
NN
Bank/Portal charges - 3000.00 3000.00
Admission clearance - 20000.00 20000.00
ICT Levy - 6000.00 6000.00
Development Levy - 15000.00 15000.00
MTN NET Library - 1000.00 1000.00
College Development fee - 20000.00 -
TOTAL 65000.00 45000.00

Schools/Departments under College of Medical Sciences:
Medicine
Dentistry
Anatomy
Medical Biochemistry
Medical Laboratory Science
Nursing Science
Physiology


Optional: You can change your password by clicking “change password” button and you can also change your e-mail and phone number by using “Edit” button.

On the Menu, click on “My data” select “Payment” option then click on “Add onlinepayment ticket” button.

Select from the Payment Category, Acceptance Fee and click on “Create Ticket” button and then click the link under Payment ID.

Click on the “College Pay” button to view payment details and click the “Submit” button to proceed with the payment through Interswitch payment gateway.

Select your ATM Card type: Verve or Master Card and supply the card details (card number, expiration date, 4-digit PIN etc) as required.

Then click on “PAY” button.

If payment is successful, an acceptance slip will appear on the screen. Copy the “Clearance Activation Code” on the acceptance payment slip.

Click on “My Data” on the menu and select “Clearance data”option. Enter your “Clearance Activation Code”to open yourClearance/Eligibility form.

Fill the Clearance/Eligibility Form appropriately. Scan and upload the following documents:

“O’ level Certificates and Statements of ‘O’ level results from the schools
Birth Certificate or Declaration of Age
Acceptance Letter
Guarantor’s Letter
Affidavit of Good Conduct
Affidavit of Non-Membership of Secret Cults
JAMB & UNIBEN offer of Provisional Admission slips

(Please note that affidavits sworn in any Court of Law in Nigeria are acceptable)

Payment of acceptance fee commences Monday15th December, 2014

At the bottom of the Clearance/Eligibility Form, click on the “Save”button to return later and complete the form ORclick on “Save and request clearance” button to finally submit your Clearance/Eligibility Form when you are done. You cannot edit the Clearance /Eligibility Form after final submission.

Click on “Download clearance slip” button and print your Clearance/Eligibility slip. Present it with online payment receipt, six (6) copies each of the listed items a to g in item 12, including six coloured passportphotographs with red background and WAEC/NECO Scratch Card for checking results online to the clearance officers. The original credentials are for sighting during the physical clearance.

Physical clearance commencesMonday 5th January to Friday 13thFebruary, 2015 at the University Auditorium, Monday to Friday from9.00am to 5pm each day.

ONLY CANDIDATES SCHEDULED FOR CLEARANCE PER DAY WILL BE ATTENDED TO. CHECK YOUR CLEARANCE DATE IN YOUR ONLINE PROFILE AND PRINT OUT YOUR INVITATION LETTER.

Prohibition of Financial Transactions at Clearance Venue: There shall be no financial transactions in whatever form at the Main Auditorium Clearance Venue. Consequently, sales of Faculty Prospectus, Collection of dues, levies and other forms of Payment and Purchases are strictly prohibited. The release of completed and signed Clearance/eligibility form to student should not be tied to any other payment other than the fund paid for clearance.


Mrs. G.O
Ogboghodo
Registr

holatin:
he must be an ilaje

am telling you#lol

kay29000:
Hmm! This is a first. A girl cool with spending on a "broke boyfriend." Pls can you explain why you said "It's fun thou." Thanks.

brother she said "its not fun tho" she didn't say (its fun)

Wizpa:
Why are there no broke girls toooo... Is it only guys that carry that term 'broke'

exactly.....girls ehn

Visit --------------------->https://uniben.waeup.org:443/login. & put in your password n I'd to check yours,GOOD LUCK to you guys #happy independence day

lemmeknow: many people say it is not of a naija or (in fact) African babe to approach d opposite sex wen it comes to relationship!

But when it comes to a time wen everything u c is him, y do u ladies still relent?

its simple now.you do the wooing nah !!!!

Themaingate: 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never bsure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

u try but the matter long abeg......I don dey read am come since yesterday.I just finish am now

esanju: Do u v any office in ogbomoso

no....but if ur really interested call me,so we can talk how u would get it

Hey everyone,am DONALD. I have Mosquito Repellents that I wanna sell.....its just 100naira for ONE in a park,a park as 50.and a carton as 10 parks in it ,if you are interested call me (08136710546)

tiswell: And how is that a bad news...his presence and absence are the same. **teamgunners**

forgotten you guys don't have another striker in your team ?

Olivier Giroud has been ruled out for 3 months with a broken foot.

Did This foolish man father use system during is frustrating time in life ...abeg let him go n sleep,he just want people to feel like his working #nonsense#is that our problem

mrking3: Nothing drains battery faster than a FAKE charger! Especially those chargers with pointed lights. Go to Slot or any other reputable phone shops to buy your accessories! Don't patronize this Road side sellers! All they have their is Fake. Their stuffs are only compactable with chaina phones.

thanks u guys.........I would be going to slot this morning..........I heard its in ikeja......I would go get a new charger & battery.......just hope their price would be kind to me ...

Wisdomkosi: Na naija wey we dey. You gat to use your phone while charging it. No yawa

correct,so that means I dey buy fake battery or something.that's why he dey always spoil

Am using a BLACKBERRY 9320,# CURVE 7,the phone is a strong phone,but since two month now have bought two new battery...I do use my phone while charging it a lot.so I wana know if such kills battery.I mean using while charging

What the fu#k

easyconnect: pls bring your tithes., let me help you deliever it to your pastor.
@op sorry i don't believe,

yeah I knw its hard 2 believe,buh itz real...as 4 the tithe just continue waiting I wld give u soon

Willybos: Is the guy blind? How can a blind person be the best on nairaland. U spok d 2truth sir, dis is not d day ov monkys or gorella computition

ok I would show u his sweet face.I knw u people would still see what to criticize for sure

Johnolis:
is the guy blind? How can a blind person be the best on nairaland.

BAD mouth would not kill you people

What's you say ?

arbitrage: Miracles still happen and are for ever. In fact, getting jailed for financial fraud is like a miracle, so get ready.

financial fraud ? Common u forgot its my account ? Just waiting for them to probably call,but if they do not by ending of this month,I guess I would officially say am two hundred n something richer

Joel3: pass small come na.

lol.......but serious I don't know what to do with it self

I want to a church last, n the pastor was praying that we would receive miracle money the next week.n I was like ABEG MAKE I HEAR WORD JOOOOR...the next week I received 225k TWO-HUNDRED & TWENTY FIVE K.. It was the 1st of August this month.that I saw it in my account..its not a joke am f**king serious,n I have goon to collect 100k to my other account as par no dulling things..just hope GOD forgives me,cause I would not return this one LIE LIE