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Who says 500 naira can't cook soup?


Mchew.


I buy stock fish 200 naira, buy egusi 200, buy ugu leave 50 naira. Soup is ready.

So farano doesn't knw where to locate jokes section again

Where is pattyb?

AleeDee:
Very interesting article. Well, back to dis my nigga, if u lv ur babe nd go for anoda, it's jst d same. Like some1 jst said, their xter is ff come, jst pray it favors u

love Ke. What are u saying.. hw can I love someone I don't even knw?

I really don't think such women last long in lifr

This is the real deal. Parents will think their kids are saints.



U tell a parent dat their daughter is wayward, they change the matter for u.


Ignorance kills.

She became proud when she was lifted up... and yall knw Wat comes after pride...

Nigerians should just shut it!




I want to believe more competent presidential aspirants contested during the presidential elections last year and they weren't voted for. Why are some people crying foul now?



Come 2019 now one stvpid goat from North will contest and millions of Nigeria will still vote for him, after he wins, the same people will begin to grumble.

Dah one concern them. If she like make she no tell me say she like me, I go just leav am find another babe

Sinaj will not come and see dis good news now

The KAI officials should arrest these afonjas who shitt and pee on the road side.

Make d strike happen sef make person rest. I don tire for these lectures.

All these agbada our politicians are wearing.. pfft!



Zuckerberg just wore a tshirt and jeans.

Lol the Lion never settles for grass due to famine

Hahahahaha, i've been there, experienced such situation.





Buh one thing I can advise you whch would go a very long way is that you never date your boss! As long as you are working under her, she is still your boss and can fire you when u fuckkk up.


If u really want to date her, u take a bold step and resign, and if she asks u the reason, u tell her she's been a great woman and u really adore her and sort of have some likeness for her character and u would like to date her and dat can't happen when you are working under her.



Look if she doesn't approve ur resignation, come and arrest me.

Ibadan sha

I just pray dis loan will not be looted.

Look what is d function of DPR?




Mchew!

What is his name?




Tanko!


Where does he hail from?



Bali, Taraba state.

This is good stuff.





Oliviaarims i'm impressed by ur recent topic abt relationships.

If I were a law maker, these are d bills i"d push foward


Capital punishment for rape



Capital punishment for embeZzlement of public funds



Capital punishment for rebels.




Simple.

Nigeria Don perish be dat

I think Nice guys are guys Dat don't know wen to say no, Which is pretty bad.


Like right now i'm very much particular about the females I hook up with. I try to avoid female undergraduates as much as possible.

Weyrey

Well if u weren't corrupt, u wouldn't have agreed to allow her comeover. So I don't understand the balderdash u wrote abt not wanting corrupt people and fools to comment when it speaks clearly how dumb u really are

Loose girls everywhere

Lol change ur diet.



I started taking oats every day and right now I just can't find any pimples growing on my face

marycool18:
ah lov'it, but I need someone to cook it with

u need me

MzEspoir:
last year I got D7 in literature and that was the best result in the school. when I wrote GCE in 2014 I had a C, even though I wasnt offering literature then. wrote neck and had a B. so waec isn't as transparent as we've been led to believe

hi

Just gv me 400k and i'd open a gigantic business outfit