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The second pic got me laffing.. dey will just hav sex with their pets.

juhan:
did i say that? Wait for atleast One month

babe d punishment is too much na dnnt u knw dat wen the konji is too much on a guy, it makes him to run mad

Lsofdk:
[color=teal] the op badt gan, see as him drag niggas enta by force[/color]

hahahhahahahhaha rolls on the flooor.. a lot of nairaland guys go enta hellfire b dat

U better just tell me ur mind, if not u will die in ur shakara.

juhan:
Watch them type rubbish. The man heaven will send for me will wait till whenever im ready!!








I just dey joke o buh 1wk, 2weeks? Shoo e too small naw.

so u mean I will wait till wen u are 90years old

See as the tin be like Google textbook..

Buhari don sign budget, dat Is why she is singin

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]hahaha rotfl *abeg make person hold me before i roll enter gutter* [/color]

idioot.... guy I better pass u wey dey pretend..

And irunooboo can even do that.. phew

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]haha, 4 ur mind you don catch me ba, na 3 things carry me enta here
1. i see your name(last to comment)
2. to see the kin flexibility wey the girl get
3. you already know[/color]

hahahahahahaha omo make I no lie, I been wan see kiity I swear .

Pls can u use a high definition camera and not the tecno crap u using to snap ur face so we can see the hidden pimples and facial dark spots on ur face? Thank u.

iamdurent:
ur mother toto earthwaste

ßastard

see sissy, wen u see me for dis nairaland jus dey run...

iAmCharis:
Exactly! That's what killed her. She nurtured the fear for so long till it took over her and led her by hand to the great beyond. You don't want to have such experience, right?

e get some kyn flying of mind wey go just happen eh, Chei.. well, I dnt want to hav such experience

Qualer:
the day i wey i go catch you for sharp corner....

hahahahahahahahhaha all these naairaland girls eh... chei na only God go save dem wen u catch dem for sharp corner

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]hahaha no oh
na the same reason carry me enter[/color]

lwkmd. Lsofdk no dey lie

Cheeeeeei


Damn if I ever get hold of dat ass, I will sure get u to heaven and back




Damn if I ever get hold of dat ass, I will sure get u to heaven and back



Damn if I ever get hold of that ass, I will sure get u to heaven and bak



Okon: wat ur u doing donbenedict



Donbenedict: I dey try cram wetin the op talk so I will tell d babe wey wan com see me today

Awww, me dat like orisirisi...





I wish I were there too.. to sight some babes

layla129:
I only read the first few lines too but this is what i think he is saying...being a transgender is an abomination and that they should not join them with the gay community bla bla

oh oh... buh I think he is right tho... it's kinda hypocritical..

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]see your life too, wetin you find come here
op sef werey ni e oh, see as you disappointmy niggas wey come view [/color]

hahahahhahahaha u wan see free kitty abi, after una go deny say una nor dey watch bf....

but wait first, u think am, how babe go bend down carry her tongue lick her kitty?





Wen I saw d topic I was like, is dis possible, leme see what they are even sayin maybe whether she is flexible or smth

iAmCharis:
Oh okay, I get you. Let me tell you a story

There's a woman I heard of. She was among the richest people around in her days as she had a Peugeot 505. Her driver was driving her somewhere one day and he almost collided with a bike in motion but the bike man got lucky. He came out of the car to check if there was any damage and guess what? He discovered his madam died that very minute. What killed her?

hahahahhahhahahhahhahhah . I understand what u tryna do...


Well I knw my guesses would b wrong, so just tell me anyways buh leme try first


I think she died out of the shock dat came from the fear she would die dat very minute

Ur patrol partner was like a brother to you but her saw ur tittts...




And took pics of them... can u now clap for urself.. allah if I hear my girlfrnd tell me anything like we r just friends or he is like a brother to me wen I catch her with another guy doin smth funny, dat day her face will be disfigured with slaps

Clap for urself, u allowed ur husband to cheat on u right in ur own home...

layla129:
See how you're just consuming space anyhow

lol sweetie no vex... it's legal.. it takes two to derail a thread

falconey:
I thought it was the other kitty cat


Waste of mb

u see ur life

Abeg wetin dis earthwaste dey type up there.. somebody should transcribe

juhan:
okay donbenedict

I trust u'l be confortable with my future mentions

iAmCharis:
If you've got that fear, then you may never have the balls to drive on an express road or interstate

You scared of flights also?

hahahahhahahaha see charis oooo. If there is anythn I love to do its driving.... i'm not scared of heights brother...




I'v worked with heights... serio heights... have u climbed and worked on a fractionating tower? Oooh, I think u havnt..


Wat of a scaffold? Oooh I dnt think so too




Den how much more confortable will I be in a confined comfortable space such as in an aircraft, den I will now fear .


It's like u dnt understand wat i'm tryna say, i'm only afraid of the moment of near death itself...

EroticAngelina:
I can't believe this is coming from u

so if ur wife does this, u will beat her up
I pity her, cos she doesn't know the kind of man she married.

chill.. nobody is beating anybody... I havnt even beatin any lady in my life to start with.. people just see me as someone who can't hurt... i'm only exaggeratin in my posts. It doesn't depict my real self

Btruth:
Jack Nicholson was a general that was court martial, and he was drilled by a younger lawyer (officer), Tom Cruise. Very interesting film though.

wooow, i'm starting to like it already... i'l look for it immediately

juhan:
my name dey sweet ur hand bah?

yes

layla129:
But you already said it now Chill!

hahahaha sweetie if I wanted write it, i'd hav done so in my original reply to him..... buh I just did not want to be rude due to the fine relationship I have with him in here

iAmCharis:
Lol I meant you may end up having such life if you don't deal with that fear. Emphasis on 'may'.

oh trust me... I can deal with it... dats controllable. Uncontrollable fears like the one I mentioned about road accidents...accidents.. dat alone scares me... I believe it's not possible for a man to be alive and not have even if it's 5naira to buy smth.