₦airaland Forum

pretydiva:
How many people her curve don kill

why evny the curve na?

Nairalanders please is an appendix operation dangerous. Like how many percent is it succesful?

waley1231:
This is a true story that happened to a friend of mine at work today. Today out of all days, I just destroyed something I am building. A friendship I am planning to turn to a relationship probably marriage one day but I lost it all, I never tot it will happened but now that it has I have to move on and forget about it for a while. She is cute with these sexy eyeballs of an angel and the lips that can make a guy go crazy, the first time I saw her smile. I melt like this is what can make me go offline and I fell in love with her immediately now, if I had know.. I would have not make the wrong motive. The chemistry was great and the body shape is like that of an angel, trust me if u see this lady u will understand what I am saying. I have crossed the line and I wish if I can change the hands of time.. I won't break the trust she is having for me just like I did today. I am sorry because what I did was soo stupid and crazy..... I should have just win the heart and move it up to the right relationship but rather I destroyed it and she left without goodbye... I still care if I have the opportunity or given the second chance to express my feelings all over again.. I will walk up to her in her glory of her beauty and tell her she is the person I have been looking for... Today is another day that I have to move on with the Bleep up I have created with my message she saw about her.. Am a guy who have admit his mistakes and am proud I did.. If I didn't then am not a man.. All I want to say is I am sorry .. But I have to let it go and burn not, her but my mistakes.

and what did you do dat u are regreting?

DrGil:
It's called Right Iliac Fossa pain and symptomatic of Acute Appendicitis. Go for abdominal scan or see ur doctor ASAP

ok thanks

firstking01:
ehen, keep being nice to her, but no allow her imprison you for friendzone o

lols, 4 sure na

kingofchess:
I pity u guy.....val is just 12 days 2 go...even though u post poo she will like it.

she is not into those val stuff.

kingofchess:
she is now looking at u as a potential MUGU. my opinion though.

believe me she is not dat kind of person.

firstking01:
Some guys sha...it seems you are rushing her, why are you in a haste...girLs hate it when guys rush em....since she has started liking your pics, why not give it more time and see if she will still like your pics...just take it easy with her, i think she does like you..

am nt rushing her. Have not talk to her since the day i told her that i like her.

Akposkool:
Davido has more longevity in his songs. You can still dance to gobe, skelewu, aye etc. Wizkid is one style, one beat. Dude is so dry now.
Olamide is a street singer and plus i cant hear a word he says and plus he raps like a stupid kid. Respect to mode 9 and MI.
Davido for me anyday

olamide is a good rapper. I dont think you understand youroba. Thats why

There is this girl that i have been admiring for sometime now. She is my course mate and she is also my friend on facebook.

I have uploaded a lot of nice picture of my self on facebook but this girl has never liked any of my picture i.e she has never click the "like button".

Two days ago i summond courage and told her the feeling i have for her. She just told me that she would think about it. Today when i got home i uploaded a pic on facebook. The pic is not even that good but she liked the pic. This is the first time she has liked any of my pic or post on facebook.

Does this mean that she like me?

NextGovernor:
I haven't heard these people's names if not that some people worship them here in nairaland. And won't be surprise people will still count this toolz as celebrity. She is hyped online and nobody in reality.

is not ony toolz o even maheeda, afrocandy, annie idibia and even linda ikeji. Nobody for my area know any of them

kelvee:
Nigeria is not a state my friend ...she's a country

if you did government in school then you suppose to know that contries are reffered to as states

The three of them have alot of hit tracks but who has more hit tracks?

miblolo:
denial on totality

what do you mean?

onatisi:
what is special about maintenance?do u think it is every player in Europe that earns 1million pounds? Look at the ratio of players earning millions to those that are not and you will see it is like 1 to 40 ,there are players in Europe that earns less than 5k$ a month. You need to understand .this is big business . Do u know how much agents make if they are lucky to sell one player to a big team? Eto and others have the links and psquare will provide the publicity for their academy. All they need to do is spot and discover talents very young in Africa,groom them,send them to their club in Europe for exposure then sell . So u are telling me eto can't buy a club and maintain it ?

eto can buy coz he has the money but not peter. Abi u wan compare eto and peter for money?

onatisi:
ogbeni abeg stop arguing ,they don't need to buy a premiership club or la liga club. There are many championship clubs in Britain ,France and Europe that costs less than 500k euros or dollars. It may even be division 3 or 2.they may even decide to go to the lowest division in Portugal or Czech republic so pls stop arguing. The main aim,is to groom talents in Africa and export them to Europe for exposure and sales

my guy one thing is to buy and another thing is to maintain. I can buy a land for instance but i dont have the money to construct house. Even if e buy the club does e have the money to pay 21 plus players, coach, medical staffs and the rest?

Many webmasters would be wondering why their forum are not growing. Well i have a simple answer to this question.

Most forum today in Nigeria is like nairaland that is they are mosty general discussion forum. How do you expect your forum to grow with this kind of competition?

Please aspirants webmasters should think of another kind of forum apart from this normal ones unless you would join the trend of failures or you may be lucky.

onatisi:
I can see ur knowledge of football is limited to epl and la liga and just elite clubs . So I wont argue with you.

and how much do u tink dae buy clubs #100million? Mtcheew can peter pay #800million for a club?

onatisi:
so u think all clubs in Europe costs hundreds of millions ,abi? And that all teams in Europe has a player like hazard ? Try and research very well . I wont argue

do u think peter has the money to buy a club? Abeg nr dae make noise.you think that people that buy clubs depend on endorsement? Abi you dor c any club owner way there endorse? Instead na them dae endorse people

onatisi:
simply business. Spot a young talent,prep him,then sell . Dont be surprised if these men later buy a football club in Europe

lolz my guy u think say peter get money to take buy club and pay people like there hazard? Guy you tire o. E nr go even feat buy nigeria club

dulux07:
See a doctor ASAP, It might b signs of appenditis based on d descriptn u gave

it is not my portion IJN

kossyablaze:
Na early symptom of LF o!

the full meaning of LF pls.

I am feeling pain at the right part of my abdomen. The funny thing about this pain is that it comes and go. Sometimes the pain extends to my right leg. Please what is the cause of this pain and the solution?

onyowo:
Where is Paul sef Everyday Peter peter peter

i wonder too o my sister

funlord:



I will spend 1 hour "smoking prash" and sipping copious amounts of shayo at 'olamides' own 1st, since it will surely be allowed due to the high number of 'awon goons' at the venue!!!

Then I would head to 'wizkids' own when its getting dark as per na there I go fit catch some nice smallies wey I go use the 'ginger' from the high on top later that night! Na 'sarewagba' get us for that side!!!


Davido can suck my balls for all I care!

lolz

As for me olamide

Davido, wizkid and olamide are currently the biggest names in the Nigeria music industry. If their three have a concert on the same day, which would you attend?

free2ryhme:
Beauty and the beast

who is the beuty and who be the beast?

Donjazy sent her to seduce olamide so that she can steal ybnl secrets

Today at church pastor said that they will be 1000 lucky marriages this year. He then said "if you know you want to be among the lucky 1000 people then raise your hands up".

So i raised up my hands.The woman that sat near me would be like 85 years of age. I was suprise when she also raised her hands

me:- madam the pastor said people that want to marry this year and not those that want to die this year

madam:-i hear wetin the pastor talk na
me:-so you have not married?

Madam:- i get one old cargo husband for house. He nor feat handle me again so i dae find young man like you. Since you raise your hand make you just marry me na

me:- i raised my hands up because i thought that the pastor said people that want admission this year should raise their hand

madam:-any way i love you

me:- madam see i have hiv, malaria, fever, ebola and even lassa fever

madam:-so do i and that is why we are meant for each other

ayourbamie:
5years ago selfie was just a slang, now it's been added to the dictionary... same way sneh will find its way into the Yoruba language in years to come if properly utilized.

the time selfie was used as a slang people knew the meaning of the word. But do you know the meaning of sneh? What is ladiies sneh and getntle men snen, lagos sneh, baddo sneh. Even olamide dont know the meaning.

ayourbamie:
this is thrash and I hope it makes fp and gives you the kind of attention you're looking for... sneh is a slang, it's called eno in Yoruba. I can teach you if you pay me.

ask a typical yoruba elderly man what "sneh" means.Then you will know that word does not exist