₦airaland Forum

omenka:
I swear, this cracked me up real good.

As in ehen, i laff wan die.
So tey my boys de ask me y i de laff so hard lik ds.

dalaman:
So what if the girl is just a child? Children have been used to decieve many people and atbe still being used to decieve many . Seun recently posted the video documentary of a former child preacher call Majoe. Please watch his documentary on Youtube. His parent concucted a story of how the boy at age 3 or so had an encounter with Jesus, they said Jesus appeared to him as a baby and gave him abilities to preach(alll made up lies). They boy relates the story with such conviction and goes about preaching because his parents thought him how to preach at a very early age. They told him what to say and hiw to act when he is preaching at home and he practiced always. Peoplw thought he was God sent because of the way he preached as a child. They didn't know his parents spent hours daily coaching him. Even as an atheist he was busy performing miracles in crusades . He got tired of the sham made a documentary out of it to expose all the lies and left christianity. The girl being a child means nothing at all.

Marjoe Gortner(real name which is a combination of Mary&Joseph MarJoe) never performed miracles he was only known to sell items at crusades which pple sed & he made pple bliv wuld heal dem.

Yèyé pple.
Nw mayb his cohorts will com out to deny this, cohorts like the ND Avengers!

ladyF:
lol.....I no dey buy all these drinks o. Too expensive for me in this hard times. Na tap water sure pass for.


Ermmm....but Mama Bilikisu still sells for 100 nera just outside my hut there.

LadyF i de find u since like SHEKAU for Sambisa forest. U de so?

ahaz:
op where are thou and your so called graduate friends when maiduguri was burning.....nigeria called and they obeyed,so they deserve the uniform...mr arm chaid crictist.

Tell that op the he should go and join CJTF if he also wants to taste battle. There r thins i need nt talk abt here Bt bliv me, som of dis CJTF r more battle tested & trusted dan som of our soldiers. Though, 80-95% of these CJTF use wat we call black magic. Be that as it may, they wer recruited as #special recruits, this usually happens ones in a while during tyms of distress.

Nw lemme also tell u dt wen this Niger Delta issue is nt solved soon & the pple in the Niger Delta keep supporting dem. The military will dem go in with evrythin dev got, at dis stage even der so called sympathizers will also go against them(Niger Delta Militants). If the locals com out to support the military onslaughts and it starts to yield results, these set of pple will also get recruited specially just lik in Borno. So its nrmal.
Before nigerians will start sayin "Northern Army" again.

I cant bliv this, it was never this bad under PDP.
I cant bliv this.

engrchykae:
mind you ur army is compromised as u tell tell who is working for who.

#chuckle

Bliv u me, bliv u me even the army of the living God was ones compromised by Lucifer which led to his downfall.
their is no army that can nt be compromised.
The enemy is equally trained as u r, thats y its alwys gud wen u want to operate u alwys think ahead of wat the enemy thinks. Use wat the enemy never expects to get results.

Name the country that her army was never compromised. Every country has its loophole, its just left for whosoever wants to strike u to look for the loophole & hit u so hard before u can even blink.

God bless the Nigerian Army!

hurricaneChris:
Is it just me, or does someone else think boko haram could infiltrate thw Nigerian Army through this?

I suggest the level of information that gets into the hands of these be rated. And their communication outside the world covertly monitored.

I am not comfortable with this

The army is more advanced than wat u think.
BH as alwys tried to outsmart the NA, bt we hv always prevailed. Mind u, most of the boys will remain in maiduguri wher dey r most needed for a LONG tym, gud thin is dey r in the infantry since dey hv bn performing infantry role alongside our men in Sambisa, so der is less thin for them to read as long as dey hv a commander dat directs dem in d field of combat. Aside infantry dey r useless.

GudluckIBB:
Don't you think its too early to make such a wish for them?

Remember that when you are asleep, they are awake to watch your back Against invasion.

Dont mind the evil thinker, he will be the one to end up in the belly of BOKO HARAM!

OLUWAcypris1:
Not all men are fools, my man is highly intelligent u cant deceive him wit all dt nonsense

Even tortoise no fit see me for wiseness!!!

Smellymouth:
Only the gullible will fall for such tricks..

No mind dem jarè,
I wise pass the oldest tortoise!

Love Machine:
These men don't have an experience.

No u dint say dat!
U dint. I knw u dint.

Bolustic:
If one tags these militants as terrorists, many disillusioned Nairalanders would come for my head.

Oh, I forgot our oil money was also used to develop Liberia, Helen Johnson Sirleaf and Charles Taylor own half of the oil blocs in the Niger Delta.

This was how Boko Haram started, people egged them on and heaped praises on them until BH turned them to preys.

Am tellin u, nw thank God BH is nw bcomin history. Now ds ND militants too are bn praised daily by IPOBS, wen it gets outta hands like BH dey will beg for help to destroy dem.
Let dem continue, dey shuld nt stop o. Foools!!!

TonyeBarcanista:
Why am I having the feeling that some people only came to check name?

Count me in!

OLUWAcypris1:
Dis kids are cute , oh God bless me and my husband wit glorious twins, male, after dat we close d shop

Whch kin shop una wan close o!

Conductor abeg i de drop here, mak i remove my seat belt,

Missy89:
Ankara just fell. It is officially over.

I dnt get u missy, is it dt d coup was successful or wat?

chat2deen:
Cadets what is the color of my girlfriend's pant!
Life as a clown enh! "The more we together! Together!! Together!!! The more we together the happier we shall be, ur sisters my wife oo, my house girl ur wife oo"
Academy ppl? no good oh! Allah? Allah kuwa? Shege! Shegen mutum kawai.

Somthing!

Realdeals:
I'll like to see images from the battlefield, the Boko's must have suffered a great loss with fighters jets bombarding them. Kudos to the NA!

Yes, but no selfies in the frontline!

They suffered heavy casualties as stated below:
BHT came with heavy wpns incl 1 x MOWAG and 1 x SAGEI Li Tk. Own Cas. KIA - 2 incl a Capt and WIA - 7. The cas were evac to Baga by Rd. During the exploitation of the gen area after the attck BHT Cas were discovered. 25 x BHT KIA abandoned. BHT Eqpt Cas. 1 x AA gun truck destroyed while 1 x 60mm Mor, 2 x RPG tubes, 12 x AK 47 Rifles, 1 x LMG, 1 x GPMG, assorted ammo and 1 x Doron Baga Veh recovered. Similarly, 157 tps ambushed BHT at Yoyo village (N 12 44' 58" - E 13 39' 53" on 12 Jul 16. BHT Cas. KIA - 1. Eqpt Cas. One. 1 x AK 47 Rifle. Two. 1 x Motorcycle. Three. 100 Ltrs of PMS . Four. 8 x pkts of NASACAM Capsules and 1 x Ctn of MIXAGRIP.

Ftc!

Lala food don done o!

Disneylady:
Keke napep abeg drop me for here

Abeg shift mak i siddon!

toofit007:
stop crying for the bereave this is the simple solution to this problem : The immediate and unconditional release of the leader of the indigenous people of BIAFRA =DR MAZI NNAMDI KANU (phd), (POC) and there will be peace. holding him for longer time will be causing this country more harm than good,i tell u it is only kanu that can command them to stop if he remains in detention for 20 years, the bombing and destruction will last for same years > they are very much sympathetic to him until federal government understand this, there will be no peace.

and bliv u me, let dem keep bombing their lands to oblivion, Buhari wil nt release ur IPOB leader Nnamdi kanu.

luvinhubby:
Not again !!

Buhari is a failure.

I cnt bliv ds is comin frm u,
Wat has dis got to do with Buhari?
Dis pple r messing up and destroying d economy and their lands.
Well gud thin is, the more dey do dis d better. As tym goes on we will diversify sooner or later.
Let d riffraffs continue doin der stoopid bombings.

Mind u a tym will com dt we will all rely on the other part of d country eida North or South for food and other thins. because if u dnt knw Luvinhubby CRUDE IS NON RENEWABLE, as tym goes on the crude will finish.
Den lets see wher dey will depend on. Ediots!!!

Well gud that lagos is just growing while others are growing negatively.

FTC!

Chosen1984:
Bros, i no understand you at allllll

Wow!!!
U r lucky d pictures finally loaded!

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The two pictures refused to load so i got tired of it & left the post like that.

So its not my fault.


Worst is that NL does not have delete option. I think this delete option should be looked into so that you can delete threads you wish to delete.

DJHANDSOME:
abeg keep quayet, the officer been no rape am, na she willingly spread leg...

To cut the long story short, I don't have tym.
The lady in question was drugged, she happens to just clocked 20 & Got married.
Her husband served in the just disbanded OP PULO SHIELD.
He came back & saw the text msgs being sent from the perverted army officer doctor, the army doctor was even threatening her to kill her saying " they both agreed to the sexual act" and there is no way she will want to back out nw. The husband was angered by this bt he was pacified by fellow officers so as not to tarnish the image of the other perverted doctor. The husband got angry because the ediot doctor wuld nt stop his advances so he had to let the cat out of the bag. So forgt abt the issue of the wife going to tell the Chaplaincy abt her sins.
Just lets leav it that way. If dts wat the army says.

As a senior cadet in Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) you have all the luxuries to catch extra fun just to let ease your mind a bit from the rigous of Academy training especially when its your birthday.

But for the junior cadets, its the other way round. Just for your seniors to know your birth date alone, you are done for it. Let alone the birthday falling into academy session: just bury yourself alive. You will so suffer like an old coackroach that missed supper in the latering. You will be watered(Academy jargon for spraying with water)

1- 4th term cadets celebrating their coursemates' birthday.
2- Junior cadets celebrating their coursemates' birthday.

Come to think of it, if this were to happen in USA, Nigerians will say thats its dedication on the part of the FRSC, and Nigerians will even go to the extent of praising there love for the job.
But now because its Nigeria's own FRSC, they are being laffed at.

#NigeriansDifficultPpleToGovern

raker300:
Who else notices that it's always the northerners that are drumming up the war cry?

Biafra is mentioned, north wants war
ND is mentioned, north wants war
Middle belt don't want arewa, north wants war

What is giving these folks this level of guts

#chuckle

Nw lemme put u straight on this: weither u call dem middle beltans or centre beltans or circle beltans blive u me dt wen war starts the North will still remain the north. No matter hw u think divided they are at the mment, anything they (North/middlebelt) see as a threat to the unification of this country is worth dying for. Mayb because of wat they gain from the other parts or reasons best known to them.

Get this straight too, the North even loves this country more than the yorubas. Bliv u me. They can never support any division for watsoever reason.

Now lastly: get this straightened out also,

8 out of evry 10 hausa man u see has the HEART of a soldier.

8 out of evry 10 igbo man u see is business minded & as a bit of courage to die for his daily bread. If u see an igbo man wanting to die for an idea, just knw dt he has been bought.

7 out of evry 10 yoruba man does not want war, bt peace & development around him. He does not care wher u com frm as long as u bring gid tidings to his place, he is ok with that.