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LaExpert:
This is similar to my small Acca that was ruined by Tottenham.

Sorry bro, shit happens

Qualification required: Bsc/HND

Must have little experience on Phones/Ideas about Phones

A new brand in need of sales rep. I assure you 80% guarantee of getting the Job.

Salary: 50k and above

Send me a mail through my signature.

MyPicsSaysItall:
See this man o


Where you go 'hide'?

I no hide oh bros.

Finally....

Arsenal V Man U Over 8.5 @ 1.45

Everton Over 8.5 @1.40

Hull City 1st Half Under 5.5 @ 1.50

Total: 3.045

Kazrem:
It may. It may not. I advise you do registration as soon as possible

Check your mail please

Icon4s:
Will the Ondo state government have to tar the Ogun portion of the road bc the road will have to pass through Ogun state as Lagos doesn't share boundaries with Ondo.

Direct link to lagos

Oseee

soberdrunk:
Akwa ibom witches gat no chill!! I remember breaking up with my Akwa Ibom gf, that week i lost two tyres and my car started overheating in raining season......

This is strong!

divinelove:
Which private jet did Jesus travel on

Don't die in Poverty, Jesus did not ask you to be poor. There was no hummer Jeep then and guess what? He was able to pay His tax through the belly of a Fish.

divinelove:
Vanity upon vanity

Yeah Oyedepo owns a private jet, Adeboye relaxes on ship, Suleman travels round the world like it's Lagos.

Everything is truly Vanity

and will dash to 60mph in 5.1 seconds.

God please who do you want me to box? I am ready, please show me

lordabili:
that's good.. but is it that
these artists don't trust Nigerian hospitals to have the requisite quality to safely deliver their wives?

Citizenship.

afoltundeseun:
Queen Sarah Sarah. Is that you?

*picks race*

SeunWedsLinda:
how can we forget first pfp winner? You don dump us finally. U no dey even com drop small odd. I suppose u're not into punting anymore

I still pay homage to the "frat" by participating in the pfp every year.
BTW holuphisayor was 1st, I donbrowser 2nd.
I have no been punting again. I publicly declared my retirement few years ago. After then I just try my hands sometimes. Don't worry this week will be busy and I promise you that.

SeunWedsLinda:
your signature reads "que sera sera". Donbrowser used to have that.
I'm happy for you mate

Hahaha this man know me too well lol

SeunWedsLinda:
donbrowser or buddyy

Waoh so some people still remember me here? That's not me anyways.

tartarus:
It's wrong cos she never gave the guy her number, it was her first time on a trip with him(how Uber works: random drivers are always selected, you can rarely use the same driver twice), the guy stole her number from the Uber app cos before you can register on Uber you have to submit your number. Now you see why it's not professional?

Many here are only reading the text.

Talk2Bella:
I know this sometimes we gotta just ignore some certain things and focus on the message

Yeah yeah

Talk2Bella:
Nothing inappropriate about this, tho I doubt the contents of the text lool dude's just trying his luck like he said all you gotta do "Is" read and you brought it on SM and he wasn't even rude sef all he wrote were words of encouragement if it were me I'd be honored someone I don't know sees me that way

How did he get her number?
She might feel it's inappropriate because the guy got her number by chance and next thing was to send her a lovely text

aolawale025:
Folks hardly fill up their cars these days unlike before. The capacity is still there but the demand is restrained due to financial reasons

I just watch those paid mofos that come here to defend this rubbish administration and the foolish ones who are gullible to always make me remember that President Jonathan. If someone like Kachikwu praise himself over this rubbish in a place like Iran, I'm sure he won't live to tell the story.

Hmmm, cool

kencoinz:
App or streaming link

mobdro

Waoh!

donbrowser:
Kazrem how long does it take to get transcript and exemption letter from the school?

Any help?

sarrki:
Impeach him

Call all your representative in the Senate and house of rep to do it

Lol Wailers are frustrated right now

Don't blame anybody. Buhari himself called for the retirement of Yar'Adua when he was sick.

Kazrem how long does it take to get transcript and exemption letter from the school?

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

Is okay

SIRmanjar:
The tourist king wetin you want make im happen before?Ehh!Keep forming mr dj humility..Oba Rilwan na your elder anytime anyday while you be small boy wey just enter throne..OBA Rilwane rules over 15million subjects the yorubas, ibos,hausas,Ijaws,efiks,Tivs,ishekiris,Urhobos,fulanis,and the hole ethnic group in Nigeria..while u rule over roughly 100 thousand subjects..Next time u see him make sure u prostrate and kwayetly have a seat at the back role.

I understand u wella

barbzy:
Thanks guys for all your help.

Please, I wanted to know if there is some kind of upgrade on the NOUN website.

Tried to login today and it said "Please renew your registeration."

Do I need to register all my courses again or something?

Not courses, just your details. Login immediately and you will find out everything is still intact

Victornezzar:
just mark my word

Mark ko Luke ni. You better stop that thing you're smoking