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Romance › Re: Spice your day with these hilarious Pictures by donbrowser(m): 3:30am On Jul 30, 2015

Hmmm

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 8:43pm On Jul 29, 2015

JAYEFF:
hello everyone
i'm facing difficulty logging into my student portal
anyone else facing it?

Just logged in
http://nou.edu.ng

Health › Re: See The Best Weight Loss Technique by donbrowser(op): 8:41pm On Jul 29, 2015

ladyF:
Weigh 132kg, I'm not too fat

Health › Re: See The Best Weight Loss Technique by donbrowser(op): 8:37pm On Jul 29, 2015

ladyF:
Hmmm

So you fat?

Health › See The Best Weight Loss Technique by donbrowser(op): 8:22pm On Jul 29, 2015

There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signs up. The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 35.

Food › Re: Ofe Akwu Vs Tomato Stew by donbrowser(m): 1:09pm On Jul 29, 2015

I couldn't find Ofe Akwu in the dictionary

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Romance › Re: This Girl Claims She Has The Tiniest Waist And Biggest Booty In Lagos (see Photo by donbrowser(m): 6:34pm On Jul 28, 2015

INTROVERT:
ukwu

cutehector
Mrcork where are u guys.... and the Vaseline crew

Mr cork by the way il be in Peckham by October.

I don dey look you tey tey when I come out from this pot of herbs na then u go sabi say Africa senior oyinbo for jazz

Nairaland General › Bomb Blast In Kano Just Now by donbrowser(op): 6:02pm On Jul 28, 2015

BREAKING NEWS! A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in a Cemetery! All the dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded. The Commissioner of Police has advised them to return to their graves and go about their normal spiritual duties without fear.

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2015

Neutrobcorp:
NOPE!!!

52C57A90

Education › Re: Jamb Instructs Candidates To Check Website For Uni Redistribution On August 3rd by donbrowser(m): 3:17am On Jul 28, 2015

yrret:
Jamb num: 326f9fdc
Jamb score: 199
Course: medicine
1st choice: uniport
School cut-off mark: 245

Due to Your low score in jamb you are now re-directed to Borno state university for your post-ume exams in Fearing/Running department.

Nairaland General › Re: When A Beggar Finally Has A Choice(photo of the day) by donbrowser(m): 3:15am On Jul 28, 2015

Nairaland General › Re: (photos) Child Traffickers Caught, Paraded In Rivers State by donbrowser(m): 3:11am On Jul 28, 2015

Ehn

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 6:21pm On Jul 27, 2015

destiro:
Hello house, will there be extra charges for me next semester if I miss this semester? Secondly, do i need to report to my SC about my inability to partake in dis semester? Reason: Financially incapacitated. Response please!!!

No to all questions. This is Open University

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 6:19pm On Jul 27, 2015

Neutrobcorp:
Hello ALL,

I need someone that can help with MSC Info Tech Projects

Mail me or reply this thread.

Found help yet?

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 9:23am On Jul 27, 2015

neyosea25:
When will the 2016 or next pgde form be out? What is the cost of the form and program?

Out now... Next is January.... Price is 7.5k

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Having Fun At Inagbe Resort (Photos) by donbrowser(m): 6:41am On Jul 26, 2015

prospero5:
my crush for life. If I get to marry her i'll always sit with her on a mat outside my hut telling her stories every evening.

Pls wake up before you roll off your bed

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Romance › Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by donbrowser(m): 1:32am On Jul 26, 2015

francababy:
I like the guys birth control option. It shouldn't always be the lady at the receiving end. Take postinor 2 today, do d&c tomorrow, do family planning the next, insert one stuff through surgery to block off ur ovaries. Haba. Make the guys dey collect the family planning injection jor

The condom was the most pleasant to me

Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili's Tweet About Wailing Wailers by donbrowser(m): 2:34pm On Jul 24, 2015

StOla:
I love Oby's challenge.

I hope Tobe Asomugha will take up the invitation and go join the BBOG campaigners at the unity fountain, since he apparently cares about the missing girls too.

It is very easy to sit on your ass and criticise those who are spending their spare time to make a difference in the real society, while you just sit on your ass looking for the next hash-tag trend on the Internet.

She is rather becoming political than caring

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 6:04pm On Jul 22, 2015

femisadeola4it:
Hello students. Pls I need course material on CIT 361 Data Communication, I can't find it on e-courseware
pls help me out

Try ur sc

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by donbrowser(m): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2015

Hmmmmmmm It's been tey oh. Where do I start from sef!?

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by donbrowser(m): 6:53pm On Jul 18, 2015

kelvic1:
hmmm...I thought you said; "you quit punting".

Well, you are welcome

Welcome? Not yet

Politics › Re: The Questions Okonjo-iweala Could Not Answer By Oshiomhole On Ju by donbrowser(m): 7:05am On Jul 17, 2015

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by donbrowser(m): 6:47am On Jul 17, 2015

I will be free for the next two weeks and I want us to cook something that will boost OUR accounts at least by a little token.
This will be a combination of donbrowser's system of five, lukesmith's money management system and Longfellow's money in the bank system.

Hello guys....
Cc Holuphisayor, Juwoonn, Monsuru560, abmbola, sucobaba, Longfellow puskin kingofcasting

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 8:07am On Jul 14, 2015

dickoflife:
Pls what is the minimum time to be spent on M.sc? I was told 3 semesters but isn't it possible to do it in 2?

Mbanu

Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 8:07am On Jul 14, 2015

Luckystar220:
Nt rily, From experience m yet to meet a noun graduate who's with an exemption letter i saw only exclusion. In other words are you suggesting dat noun gives out exemption to her students ??

Exemption is what you get.

Romance › Re: Easy Ways For Men To Delay Ejaculation by donbrowser(m): 5:24pm On Jul 08, 2015

Really?

Crime › Re: My First Week Of Freedom After 10 Years In A Nigerian Jail by donbrowser(m): 6:08pm On Jul 03, 2015

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me With Ideas by donbrowser(m): 7:54pm On Jul 02, 2015

Hazor:
your contribution will be highly appreciated sir

Education is not the only way to make it but since u have the chance. You can make they best use of it. It's not about what you study, all you need is to add a little passion to wateva u are doing. My brother u are just 21 and I feel what you feel but all the same when try as much as possible to love whatever you want to do. Don't neglect school because you are not given the RIGHT course. What you think I right may be wrong and vice versa. Brother try to accept wateva is related to ur passion and u think u can handle as regards schooling. Don't let frustration push you into something wrong. If you truly want to study then accept what you have and use it to get what you want.

Education › Re: Nigerian Student, Tobi Olasunkanmi Tops UK Varsity by donbrowser(m): 7:17pm On Jul 02, 2015

Nigerians doing us good these days.

Politics › Re: Security : Buhari Approves Re-establishment Of Military Checkpoints In Abia by donbrowser(m): 7:16pm On Jul 02, 2015

Na so he dey start

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me With Ideas by donbrowser(m): 7:15pm On Jul 02, 2015

Na wa oh

Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTO: When Your Photographer Has A Masters In Photography.. Lolz by donbrowser(m): 1:31pm On Jul 02, 2015

AirstarKane:
Love

Same here

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