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~Sauron~:
Jackal not around?? Hmmmmmmmmm
Please. . . . . . . . .Tope's husband is watching o.

May be we will fix the date the day Manchester United is playing UCL finals next yr . Tops how about that?
abi?

tope2000:
LMAO

Why

tope2000:
don't let me come there and slap u  

Pls don't border to come i will come over. It could be our first date and hmmmm if Jackal is not around

tope2000:
they're just after a shag.

What else do we look for in a ciga is not the smoke.

4 Play:
That man is ridiculous. Sharper people like me can never be caught. He should have obtained the kind of "insurance" I got from Okija shrine, makes me invisible to UK Immigration.

Abi oo traditional insurance/indefinite stay that will lead to red book.

Ebi like say him take yoruba talk to him sista say immiga dey around make she no open door.

RedHotChic:
;DFeed the cow with nutritious food again and the milk will start flowing. Milk factories in cow will never run dry as far as the cow is alive.

who said so!!! even at that i will check incase itz dry i will know the type weda it need nutri C or D.

Yes but i have to check if the milk is still flowing.
Otherwise i might end up with a cow that have been milked dry.

awwww is this thread dying or what?
where is Toshnwanyi
Otele
Presido1
Agaba123
Romeo
fromuk
Ikomi
Ifyalways
Ghettochild
Nnenneigbo
chika98
etc

What is it with Gayners and English. Always using two to three ID's at a time.
Can somebody prove me wrong that myself2 is not rasputin(or fuckever)

nana:
hmmm,camberwell/peckham side,abi?

not at all. Am in SE28

No need to define it here, we can do that in privy

So back to question, are u gonna be submissive?

chika98:
Anyways i will be a bit observant.

You see we are saying the samething, how can u be observant if you are not close?
Its only when you get closer to somebody that you know how her mouth smells

Depends on what?

chika98:
Question is are you a wonderful man who knows what he wants and also knows how to get it?? are you capable of loving a woman for years to come? Do you have goals in life? Are you well read and spoken? Are you selfless? go and get yourself straight first jare

Awww don't worry as time goes some of the requirments will be getting off the list one after the other.
But to be honest you have to come and find out all these you have written. Are you gonna believe if i say yes to your questions?

And the happy one's are submissive.

@Chika
Will u be submissive? because i am looking you with my corner eye.
No even know if u are M or F

~Sauron~:
Thanx, hombre.
No hit n run. . . . . .We are going to the Chapel.

ok , truth is that which you tell me , Aristotle

~Sauron~:
Ok then. . . .

Don't worry i will ask ma sister to write one then i copy and paste for you.
I hope its not hit and run you are planning to do the innocent gyl.

nana:
436? Na South u dey?

yes ooh

chika98:
You too?? Na wa oo

smally wetin i do u now? u suppose know say i dey in a hurry.

~Sauron~:
Crusade??
I am just helping to reduce the rise of unmarried Naija women.

And to reduce the rate of divorce as well.

@live all those feminist alone when their oga give order wey no favour them na dem go enta rm dey cry like small pickin but when they come net dem go dey look for people(gyls) wey dem go decive.
No be today we begin see awusa with bow.

~Sauron~:
Cheese n Rice!!!
Love(mono-syllable) is Ifunanya(4 syllables).
I suspect learning Igbo Language would be so hard for me.

Anyways, i do i say "I love you".

Ahurum gi ifunanya

StephenP:
Assuming all relationships are prefect, which they definitely are not.

Even in a perfect situation, it doesn't exist.

@rubby
naw real wah for u ooh,

Come to think of it, how can u be in a relationship and be independent?
Check the meaning of the word first.

The word cannot be used in a relationship either. Cuz neither of them is independent.

100% miss independent? I don't want her even if she is submissive.
Remember friends will turn her head upside down.

I no be mallam but if i fit turn to mallam to stop this farting i no mind.
Ok gbure i go look for it morrow. I don tire for this kind thing sef.
I mistakenly drop am inside bus 436(bendi bus) one day, i knew there was comotion but nobody wan tok.
I just maintain for ma sit like say i know knwo weting d happen. Even driver gave warning that he won't tolerate it again.
I need help.

Which one be gberu again? where dem dey sell am abeg.

igwe 1:
I hate it when someone can't use his/her brain. if you have case related to this section no problem but for this bros you got me irritated.
please carry your wahala go where you can find a solution.
I sincerely believe you still have some respect left in you.
if you wish it as joke not here either.

which day dem give u [b]murder[/b]ator oloshi.
Nana no mind am as u dey profer solution.

igwe 1:
Shame on you for being a nuisance.
Go to Health section and you re here messing around , shame,shame,shame on you!!!!!!!

Are u ok? somebody needs help and u are here shouting shame shame, u no get shame?
Igwe1 my ugly mess.

nana:
Make yourself some vegetable soup. Ur digestive system needs to be flushed or take some green tea.

nana d smile on ur face fit cure this ma fartomism. u fit help
make a suggestion of the veg(spinach, ugu, uha, ewedu, abi ukazi) where can i buy the green tea abeg?
I fit send money make u buy for me?

Mc D never, infact i eat what every niaja guy eat in the western world, pounded, rice, cemolina, planti and others. For more than 2 years now i have never eaten beans infact i don't remember beans at all still but am contributing to climate change more than china. Am not happy at all.
I need your assistance.