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Sorry but i don't know where to post this topic. I need advice on this, since i came abroad my mess(fart) na die.
I need help on what to do. This is winter period but i can't help it as my window is always open for ventilation.
At the same time cold d hammer me. Am having a feeling this abroad is not good for my system.

who say Juju no dey d decive himsef.
Ofcuz guys d use juju catch oyibo.
I don sey a naija(Benni Guy) way tok say if him wan
if him wan marry that em gyl friend na to send him picshure down to em
mama for naija and the gyl go beg am to marry am.
This guy d for Athens that tyme but now em don move to italo.
I go visit for athens and ma cousin carry me go dia bunk.
em tok say na so one of em friend take hold the oyibo.
why them dey do am be say after paper oyibo eye go clear and she go find her way
and the guy go just free emsef.
I no blame anybody sha , na oyibo govt. wey carry dia paper put for woman toto i dey blame.

Angelic25:
Netwk.bt must u questn wi i post twice,am tryng to hlp and if u dnt nid ma hlp bye

sori sis/bruv tot u r doin it intentionally. stil nid ur help ok
how r thou anywy

yes she is.Must u post twice?

Angelic25:
Kip loking for her

Can u help?

Anybody know her where about? Pls let her know doncaster is looking for her.

My people i just stumble into this one now.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eJF4XzC76b8&feature=related

meanwhile am still looking for her. Any clue?

@Motiple
I came here(Thread) b4 u, check pages back ok. If check ma signature u will notice that i wanna learn ok.
Don't insult me b4 i loose ma temperature.

Meanwhile where is NNENNEIGBO.

Nice sis forma bros in here. Sorry i can't write In Igbo but i can speak ooh.
Where she d go sef? is this the felicia otele is talking about?

~Sauron~:
Spare me this preaching. . . . .
A lot of bad people have gotten away with evil and they are all gone.
Everybody would die. . . . .The good people, the bad people.
Death is not reserved the evil ones. . . . . . .The Pope died in his sleep just like Abacha died.
Whatz the dealio?
Yea. . . . .

La chac u are missing the gist.

Death(The fall of Man) came as a result of the action Adam & Eve took(Our F/Parents).

@Sauron

Will prince Charles live for ever? "For dust you are and to dust you will return" came after the forbidden fruit was eaten.
No evil in this world go unpunished.

H2O2:
If "it's" an exam you failed too, but that's not the point.  The point was and still is that blunders are rampant on nairaland, so don't let them provoke your soul.

Whats wrong with my line dude?

@~Sauron~

What did God tell Adam and Eve when they eat the forbidden fruit(Gen 3) Remember we are decendants of the two.

H2O2:
yes, better off. my bad.  Needless to say there's a difference between a typographical error and senseless blunders.

All are mistakes. If its in exam you failed, he failed.

~Sauron~:
Which further proves Karma is a bitch.
U don't have to be good for good things to happen to you.
A lot of bad people have enjoyed the goods of the land MORE than the good ones.

The law of KARMA awaits them, HOW? the evil that men do live after them.
It might or might not befall them or their children but somebody in his generation will def. get the repercussion.

~Sauron~:
Free will.
Humans must accept what will be will be.

Another falacy, what will be will be but you have to put effort to acieve it. Without your effort what will be will cease to be.
Haven help those who help themselves.
Did God create us to suffer? we are suffering today cuz of actions taken by others.

@Sauron
Then whatz not superstition?

~Sauron~:
You are still kicking Karma in the face. . . .
It means no matter how good i am, evil may befall me because of the sins of ma forefathers.
Isn't that further proof that Karma is a Arrow??

It depends on what u believe in, the evil your forefathers committed could be hunting you. That is Fact.

~Sauron~:
What facts??
Madeleine McCann was kidnapped at the age of 5(probably brutally murdered now in cold blood).
The question here is. . . . .What evil has she done to deserve this?? Prolly suckling on her momma's left breast more than the right one??
Karma ma bloody foot.

Karma could as well be applied here, "then we have The evil that men do live after them"

~Sauron~:
What about Carlos Vela??
Why is Wenger keeping him in the freezer?

He was informed that the guy is too hot hence hr decided to freeser him for a while.

Arsenal as a club is stingy not wenger.

Mukin please come and update this thread.

Cesc04

« #19683 on: August 01, 2008, 09:07 AM » 
I remain extremely optimistic about our success next season no matter what anyone else says

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Letz hear your views this moment

HNIC (m)
« #19633 on: July 31, 2008, 09:05 AM »

Didn't everyone think,who the #%ck is Eduardo?
Relax man! 08/09 league will be a fiercely contested one!

Did u mean Fierce

May God help us.
I am sure he is not up to 25 years. I fear for his lyf.
In the land of the blind one eyed man will always be their KING.
Pls. let somebody tell us which state this happened.

All those old men with red cap on their head will jazz him comot for road soon.

wahabian:
maybe your privates stinks

IGNORED

journerman:
Call her and make her feel it was a wrong number you called, after some some hours call her back tell her that your sister shared nearly thesame number with her(reason for mistankinly called her no)and just compliment her ( Like I just want to say that you have a lovely voice)with whatever comes to your mind (hope you are a bibboy,otherwise you will mess-up). Tell her you will like to keep her number and call her occasionally, don't rush her, so that she will not think that you are into some mischief. I believe by now she will not be embarassed when you keep calling her but you have to be smart. Anyway, I think all you said you need is where to tell her you get the number. Just check that out, you may find it usefull

Have similar thing in mind, she just texted me now that i called her number y'day. "whoz this, got a missed call off this number".

ibkaye:
Lmao, have you come to a decision of what you should do yet?

IB what to do is the the marra but how did i get her number is the missing link. I asked ma friend he told me she don't go to club, she drives(Otherwise inside the bus). Am running out of time here.

Play boys Una still dey sleep?

ibkaye:
Oh I see, well, the best thing I think would be to tell her the truth

But since your friend asked not to be involbed, well, I really don't know

U are a star.

Play boys where una dey make una come initiate me ooh

@IB
I saw her picture in ma friends phone and the gist follows.

richo:
guy the easiest and most effective way is to walk up to her and make her feel ur swagg
^{all this txting and callin to explain who u are na waste of time}

How can u walk up to her when u dont know where to meet her. You have to talk to her first before meeting her.

shegirl71:
Yea tell her the truth,but i hope she doesnt give you a blow when you finally get to meet her,and gosh why can't you just ask your friend to introduce you to her.Or are you shy?

the flow eludes u shegyl, "my friend don't want to be involved" did u get it now? Why should i be shy? how did i get her number is the case now.

Na guys go help me ansa this question abeg.

Where una dey all this play boys.

@IB
I don't know her and she don't know me.

ibkaye:
Tell her the truth na, that you got it from a friend
What would you want to make it up?

I tot so too but my friend warned me not to involve him.

Ok guys i need some adv. here.
I got this british gyl number from a friend(British as well), the gyl don't know me but i want to enter her as par, u know the levels naw.
I called her y'day but she didn't pick up, she later gave me a missed call, though she don't know who called her.
Pls how can i enter this babe and how did i get her number will be the first question she will ask which is what i can't figure any ansa as she don't go to club otherwise i could have told her she gave me in da club.

Any helpful adv will be apprecited and rewarded as well.
I want to pull the job this wkend. So adv needed urgently.

Anything bad you find in Niaja children u can as well find it in children over here.
But lack of Respect/Manners you see in children over cannot be seen in children back home.

I saw a gyl of 16 or there about spit to a bus driver, this driver is not less than 60 years.
What i cannot tell is what the driver did to her to warant spitting on him. I don't think any child of that age would think of that in niaja.

A child of 4 has threatend to call the police for her mum if she lock the door again and take the key to work. Just a mistake from her mum, she forgot to keep the key where they will pick it when they come back from school. I was shocked when i heard that. I called the little gyl to ask her why she said that, she told me thatz what their teacher told them.