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MrCrackles:
you should have been arrested and locked up!!
i bet u forced yourself on the hapless girl

Arrest ke? the gyl is older abeg.
She need the stuff jare. No let me catsh u

Have u noticed that if u are having S*X where somebody is snoring you won't notice it.
Chei i could remember those when we/I use to arrange my uncles house help. My Granny
use to snore but   long story sha.

ibkaye:
Aren't there things that can be done medically to treat snoring?

Medical suffocation

Stick to topic NOW or

debosky:
@ All

There really is no point in hoping for anything in the league - this team lacks the mental focus/strength to carry it through - They will bottle at crucial moments and drop the ball.

The only hope is in a cup competition, meaning primarily the CL, because AW will stubbornly refuse to field a reasonable team in other comps, even for the FA Cup. It's sad, but AW's stubbornness is also his greatest weakness - he refuses to learn from the same mistakes.

I won't even go into what went wrong with y'day's game, there is really no point - we've seen this kind of rubbish all too often. I remember about 2 seasons ago, we did the same rubbish against Spurs, this time at Shyte Lane and they nicked a 1-1 draw from a game virtually lost in the 90+ minute.

Beat Stoke? Maybe, but it won't prove or show anything - this team is too unfocused/unbalanced to do any damage in the premiership. They will produce a few sterling performances to make the press go 'ooh and aah' and sell some more copy about 'Wenger's kids' but it won't amount to anything.

Win a cup competition or end the 4th season without a title - it's that simple.

Awwwwww

Nani is good in passing the ball when he chose to but his finishing is what he should work on.
Itz far too poor and itz letting him down as well.

deyms:
MYNA I WILL EMAIL YOU HIS NAME,IT WILL BE VERY SICK IF HE IS THE ONE

U have made the mistake of your lyf. MYNA don carry ur job.

If MYNA is guenue why is that her first post on NL.

Why are you people blaming WG and MS, what actually do u guys expect from them? To perform like Rio and Vida?
I don't just understand you guys sometimes.

WG and MS are rejects from your rivals(Chavs&United). Do u think the aforementioned clubs will
let them go if they have something to contribute. Rejected Defenders will always defend like REJECTS.
MS over performed last owing to the price AW paid for him, he even scored your first goal of the night.

This place is stinking UEFA UEFA am i the only one smelling it?

Mukina is it cuz of dere u jilted the other guy?
The truth is now coming out.

My Grandpapa will take you do money.

eldee:
@topic
Ask her 'If a fish and a bird fell in love, where would they live??' _{I know it makes no sense but it worked in one movie I saw}

For nest inside the river

I be trouble maker, one week one trouble, it will soon land me behind bar.

debosky:

Spot on doncaster, spot on!!

But why u go off topic for here?

Ridiculous excuses don finish naw, abi u wan make we crack our medulla

debosky:
Rio has erectile dysfunction - he had dosed up on 5 times the legal Viagra limit for his orgies that weekend, so if discovered, he knew he would be forever ridiculed, so he took the one year ban.

Now J.S Park helps him with the problem with South Korean Ginseng and other herbal remedies.

One of the reasons he went to lagos, to get concentrated AGBO.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=188519.msg3003453#msg3003453 date=1225144322]He lost his genitals in Iraq(1991).
I can leave u and him naked in the bathroom for years. . . . .[/quote]The towel that never dries can do the magik u know.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=188519.msg3003408#msg3003408 date=1225143699]Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??[/quote]And u don't want to multiply the madness.

PepERSprAY:
Yes, I said it.

Then my spirit will follow u up and down.

PepERSprAY:
Better so I can reap on your death benefits.

Ehhhh.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=188519.msg3003368#msg3003368 date=1225143214]Honey, I don't want to cause you any pains, but the doctor says I don't have very long to live. _{(This one works with a tear in your eyes.)}[/quote]Meanwhile the tear is saliva

@topic
Na me go be the next juju priest for our villa. Na my inheritance

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=188519.msg3003335#msg3003335 date=1225142980]I just tested positive to HIV.
**Back it up with a fake document**[/quote]No need for doc. she will collect John Benson asap.

PepERSprAY:
Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament.

@Topic
Am not gonna live long and i don't want you to be a widow early

She will milk me dry jor

Loveore=Bomi

Am available to pull the HIT.  
Infact i dey   as i dey type.

Zarah just contact me let me waste his life.

Ok he lied to you and you lied to your family and friends
Two of you committed the same crime naw

But am still available

chika98:
I will mail it out to you soonest.

Aww how sweet , am waiting.

@Jenny
Oh u have got a German machine by urside.  
U are a lucky woman

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=187628.msg2997796#msg2997796 date=1225056102]boy, you just dnt know how happy I am that you mentioned the bolded part.

Na the 50 kulikuli sellers you know that went to the confe. [/quote]Is like kulikuli is your favorite snacks, Don't polute NL with mess.
HRH is the number femi for NL

Danke:
morenike seriously u and agaba should stop spreading rumours
I'm not married to a german,and i never said that

German Machine, You r one lucky woman.

@Chika98
where is the form

chika98:
This is where you have lost me.

I requested the form cuz u are not a feminist now,

tope2000:
rara o

Me no dey rara anything ooh, shogbo.

tope2000:
Buahahahahaha
brash is pope n i am mother Theresa

Who come be sister Theresa?

Brash don come back?

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=187628.msg2997773#msg2997773 date=1225055824]Oh stop the nansense. Originally, the feminist idea was carried out by the americans.
They're the one crying/shouting feminist up/down.

Nigerian women are innocent bystanders [/quote]I know many that went to Beijing for that confe.

chika98:
I guess I'm asking what the application form is for?

Don't play dumb lady.

Nigerian women and Feminism

chika98:
lol. . send gini?

Application form.

chika98:
none of the above.

Send me appilication for sharp sharp.

chika98:
No. A God fearing woman won't even think of cheating because she considers her body the temple of the Lord and that of her husband. She will be content with whatever you two can come up with and be happy with it as well. She will always motivate you to do better and will always talk about you with pride. She will let you be the man in the relationship/family. She will always do right by you and stick with you through thick and thin. She will pray for you always even when you're are too weak to do so.

"Are U Married or Engaged" reply asap.

tope2000:
Who?

He warned me not to tell anybody even you

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187628.msg2997682#msg2997682 date=1225054744]In other words. . . . .Feminists are NOT God fearing??[/quote]Good question unlike you